PepsiCo and Beyond Meat Launch Poorly Named Joint Venture For New Plant-Based Food and Drinks (techcrunch.com) 84
PepsiCo, the planetary purveyor of sugary drinks, greasy chips, and (weirdly) oatmeal, hummus, and gazpacho(?) is partnering with Beyond Meat, the publicly traded plant-based protein provider, on a poorly named joint venture to hawk new plant-based food and beverages to consumers. From a report: The PLANeT Partnership (which was clearly branded by the same genius behind the comic sans font), will combine Beyond Meat's skills with protein prestidigitation and PepsiCo's marketing and manufacturing savvy to flood the global market with new snacks and drinks, the two companies said. Neither company disclosed any financial terms and other pesky details around who, what, where, and when, except to say that the the joint venture operations will be managed through the newly created PLANeT Partnership. (If the companies put as much effort into running the business as they did with naming and branding it, Impossible Foods shouldn't have much to worry about... The capitalization and branding of this thing is an affront to the English language is all I'm saying.)
It will be the most unhealthy thing PepsiCo sells (Score:1)
This sounds like it's going to be the most processed product that PepsiCo sells. Coming from plants doesn't mean that its healthy.
Those greasy potato chips are made from plants too.
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+1 - Revolting.
Processed food is processed (Score:5, Insightful)
Just because it came from a plant and not an animal doesn't make it healthy. It's funny how people get hung up on the origins of things. Take the rage in "bamboo" linens, socks, and fabrics. There's no bamboo in this. It's chemically reduced to a molecular form known as rayon, which is a akin to nylon but traditionally is sourced from natural feedstock. In principle Nylon could be sourced from natural feedstocks too (and someday will be) but it's cheaper to make from petroleum sources right now.
What's nice that we can source fabric materials from renewable resources. But calling it "bamboo" is just marketing. Rayon is not "all natural" anymore than most dark chocolate is "all natural" (learn what makes the majority of dark chocolate actually dark--- "dutch processing".)
So on the one hand it is nice that resource intensive foods like beef might be made from plants. But the actual product will be less "natural" and more processed than a steak or milk.
And of course this ignores that not all cattle production is wasteful. Much land is not suitable for growing crops but grazing animals can make use of it. And cows get fed all sorts of things that would not be human food but waste from making human food. They do use water but they don't destroy water-- they cycle it. Of course feed lot cows directly eating grain and farting methane and urinating in one spot are not very good for the environment and do consume resources from lands that might have been used to raise human food more efficiently. So there is something to be said for beef substitutes. But "healthy and all natural" may not be one of those-- it's just how it's marketed.
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(learn what makes the majority of dark chocolate actually dark--- "dutch processing".)
Yes the phrase "dutch processing" should strike fear in any patriotic American's heart whomst remember the horror.
But really, all "dutch processing" means is "reacted with a food-grade alkaline compound" (which could be anything from baking soda to lye. lye is of course more efficient.). Many recipes use baking soda to control pH; it's fine as long as nothing goes wrong, but otoh the most dangerous part of food is the natu
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yes. every processing is usually some simple chemical adulteration. But it's still processing.
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Re: It will be the most unhealthy thing PepsiCo se (Score:1)
A related phenomenon to the novelty worship is disgust with all things perceived as traditional.
Billy-Bob Sixpack likes steak and pickup trucks, therefore I must go vegan and cycle to work uphill through a New England blizzard.
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Tell that to the Shaolin monks, who are some of the most powerful athletes in the world, and eat a strict vegetarian diet. LInk [livestrong.com].
Maybe you just did it wrong. But thriving vegetarian communities have existed throughout history. Your conclusions are simply mistaken, and your anecdote does not trump my evidence.
I agree that humans are omnivores. That is an indisputable fact. That means that we can get nutrition from meat. It does not mean that we can't get sufficient nutrition from plants.
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Meanwhil
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For clarity, I am not advocating for YOU to eat a vegetarian diet. I got no business doing anything of the sort. I am, however, correcting the misinformation that you are spreading about it. Including the new misinformation you gave with no citations.
Specifically:
You keep insisting that a vegetarian diet lacks variety. That's False [mayoclinic.org]. Variety is, in fact, the key to meeting one's nutritional needs.
You said that most "Vegans" end up malnourished. That's partially true [everydayhealth.com] if you are talking specifically abou
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'Vegan Myths Debunked' articles have a Vegan bias. *Ignored*
The whole B12 thing? Another Vegan-biased article. *Ignored*
'Cleveland Clinic' article? Also vague, and 99 out of 100 parents aren't going to be careful enough. Furthermore I could find enough articles about parents whose kids either were damaged, died, or had them taken away, because they were severely malnourished by brain-dead vegan/strict vegetarian
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Not sure if the goal is healthy food for people as much as it is healthy for the planet.
Re:It will be the most unhealthy thing PepsiCo sel (Score:4, Insightful)
Not sure if the goal is healthy food for people as much as it is healthy for the planet.
I am quite sure that the goal is a healthy profit.
Comic sans (Score:5, Insightful)
which was clearly branded by the same genius behind the comic sans font
There's absolutely nothing wrong with the design of comic sans (or the person who designed it). There are tens of thousands of other fonts that also represent handwritten glyphs. The problem is people using that font in places where they shouldn't, simply because the font was made widely available by Microsoft.
Re:Comic sans (Score:5, Insightful)
It's worse than that: the writer is complaining about the names of things, while "Comic Sans" is pretty much exactly what the font is.
Re: Comic sans (Score:2)
The writer seems like a douche bag based on the snip from the article.
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Meat producers shitting themselves over competition from plant based products, paying shills to write this kind of crap.
They know that they are in trouble. Between climate change, lab grown meat and meat substitutes the industry is going to get hammered.
Alternative link (Score:4, Informative)
Seeing as the TechCrunch one seems broken as of right now, Yahoo finance's: https://finance.yahoo.com/news... [yahoo.com]
At least they didn't call it Soylent! (Score:3)
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I'm not vegetarian but I don't understand the take that non-meat alternatives are 'gross.'
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Soylent Orange was much better for you anyway.
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Soylent is already taken.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... [wikipedia.org]
Soylent is a brand of meal replacement products made by Soylent Nutrition, Inc. Soylent was introduced in 2014 after a crowdfunding campaign.
Origin
A Soylent package, along with the powder and resulting drink
In January 2013, software engineer Rob Rhinehart purchased 35 chemical ingredients—including potassium gluconate, calcium carbonate, monosodium phosphate, maltodextrin, olive oil—all of which he deemed to be necessary for survival, bas
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Yes, I know what Soylent Green is. Go away kid, you bother me.
the real truth (Score:1)
Re:the real truth (Score:5, Informative)
Soy does not contain "estrogen imitators." It does contain isoflavones, which are plant-based estrogens that have weak and anti-estrogen effects. Based on the studies that have been done, they can reduce the risk of prostate cancer, and they do not make men grow breasts, lower testosterone, or feminize men in any way.
There is a lot of misinformation floating-around the internet about soy making men feminine, and it is straight-up false, and any research at all reveals this. check [healthline.com] it [todaysdietitian.com] out [nih.gov].
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Marketing is Important (Score:2)
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I'll take the Beyond Meat meal (Score:2)
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Cheeseburger, cheeseburger. No Coke. Pepsi.
Re:I'll take the Beyond Meat meal (Score:4, Funny)
Ironically, the Beyond Cola is completely made from meat.
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Jones Soda beat them to that one, with Turkey Gravy Soda.
http://www.coke-babies.com/wri... [coke-babies.com]
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Beyond Diet Cola however is only made from tears.
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One of the "memes" from childhood is what happens when you put a piece of hamburger into a coke. That became widely known, I'll assume from TV.
Match made in heaven (Score:5, Funny)
Fake meat paired with fake Coke.
Yes, I'm from the South.
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Peruvian Coca Cola is actually original recipe, they don't go to the trouble to refine the cocaine out of the coca leaves (the most expensive part of preparing Coke) since coca leaves are legal to consume there. (Don't know if they do in Mexico.) When my mom tried it she was shocked at the cascade of taste memories it prompted.
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Woah, if I could manage to get up the steps of my mom's basement I'd prove you wrong!
Re: Match made in heaven (Score:2)
I really meant that Pepsi is inferior to Coke in every way but yes, I will take a Mexican Coke over American Coke any day.
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Now what is RC Cola going to team up with? Something about double the suger, double the caffeine, and double the bacon possibly.
Re: Match made in heaven (Score:2)
Pink slime?
Fake meat or edible insects? (Score:1)
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Who knows you could already be eating (partially) insect-based stuff. I'm sure there are more than a few insects that make it past inspection at most processing plants. 8^)
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PepsiCo (Score:2)
What I always wanted to buy "food" from.
Have they registered at the Guinness Book of World Records for "most-processed foodoid-like product" yet?
PLANeT ? (Score:2)
Peoples Liberation Army Nutritional eating Transition
Gazpacho(?) (Score:1)
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So... what's the problem with gazpacho?
The author (and apparently msmash) can't get past the fact that a soft drink manufacturer also sells plain old 'food.' This is a revelation and a cause for musings. It's hilarious!
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The author is Arnold Rimmer.
I don't understand the snark (Score:5, Insightful)
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I don't get the snark.
I think it was submitted by Rudy, right after hearing about his lawsuit.
There's something wrong with my burger (Score:2)
Customer: What is this thing?
PepsiCo: A new veg meaty food.
Customer: That cannot be right, it is merely a patty made of sugar and salt.
PepsiCo: So you like it, then?
I thought it said 'skills w protein predigestion' (Score:2)
has anybody even tried? (Score:2, Interesting)
See here [beyondmeat.com].
Honestly, what's not to love here?
That
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Re: has anybody even tried? (Score:2)
Good for cows?
Wild cows are extinct and domesticated cows have accumulated so many genetic disorders that they'll likely become extinct if we stop breeding them!
If meat is murder, vegetarianismis genocide.
Ps
I'm still in favour of switching to plant based meat substitutes
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The plant-based stuff tastes like shit to me. Maybe it tastes good if your burger is coming from McDonalds, but if you've ever had a real burger from free range grass fed beef it doesn't even compare. If plant-based solutions take off at all they only stay
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They do have more salt than real burgers, which isn't great for you. The impossible burgers do too. There are healthier plant-based patties out there, they just don't always resemble beef that much.
Personally I'm not too hung up on that because eating vegetables isn't a threat to my identity and I like to try new things. Black bean patties, quinoa patties, falafel patties etc all have their own flavors and textures and are likely healthier than the beef-a-likes. I buy Esti meat-like burgers sometimes (about
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Please let it be expensive (Score:2)
so I don't accidentally buy it.
I like Coke and meat not Pepsi and ersatz (Score:2)
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Give me fresh meat from a critter that has actually been wandering around eating grass and shrubs and bugs (preferably not beef, that most boring of all meats). When we're in Peru the sheep that we're cooking on Sunday was eating grass Saturday morning, and the chicken in Monday's dinner was still running around that morning. And don't even get me started on the mouthwatering qualities of roasted guinea pig...
MIssing something (Score:3)
Let me get this straight. So, according to the author, the competition should have nothing to worry about ... when a conglomorate that manages some of the most successful food brands ... is in a partnership to produce a product, because it has a funny name ... even though they made their billions largely on the back of sales of sugar water named "Pepsi."
Top Five names worse than Beyond Meat (Score:1)
Beyond Meat is not such a bad name, it could have been worse...
5. Green Protein
4. Plant Paste
3. Soylent Meat
2. Dirt Cow
1. Beat the Meat
Pressing Question (Score:2)
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The new 'Journalism'.
Just because... (Score:2)
...it's highly processed doesn't necessarily mean it's unhealthy, either.
“In moderation the Beyond Meat products are fine” Which applies to pretty much anything you eat or drink, including water.
https://www.prevention.com/foo... [prevention.com]
And unless you're chowing down to a bowl of Beyond Meat and a refreshing glass of sugar water and nothing else, it's makes sense that you'll eat a burger like any other burger — with healthy amounts of lettuce, perhaps tomato, onion, mushrooms and other healthy addi
Fake meat is more expensive (Score:2)
Go home hipster, you're drunk (Score:1)
Have the hipsters finally run out of things to feel superior about?
One can only hope.