John McAfee Found Dead in Prison Cell After Spanish High Court Allows Extradition, According to Spanish Newspaper El Mundo (afr.com) 304
Reuters: Antivirus creator John McAfee, 75, was found dead in his prison cell in Barcelona after the Spanish high court had authorised his extradition to the US, the Catalan justice department said, confirming an earlier report from El Mundo newspaper. Everything points it could be a death by suicide, the department said in a statement. The high court had agreed to extradite him back to the US where he faces tax evasion charges. Spanish newspaper El Mundo's story. AFP has corroborated the news.
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The jokes, they write themselves.
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He's not dead, he's just running on Windows.
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Undead maybe, like a botnet.
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He reached the end of his rope.
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RIP John. You lived an extraordinary life, and I'm sorry that you ended it. There will certainly be a book and a film. I hope they do you justice.
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I guess McAfee himself would have laughed. Whatever his other problems he had a great sense of humour responsible for possibly my favourite instructional video ever [youtube.com]. I hope he died happy of some entertaining overdose with not too much collateral damage.
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They found too much blood in his drugstream.
Can't wait for conspiracy theories... (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Can't wait for conspiracy theories... (Score:5, Insightful)
I'm one of those who thinks Epstein absolutely did kill himself, but that there was still a conspiracy to keep a crappy suicide watch on him so that he could.
Re:Can't wait for conspiracy theories... (Score:5, Insightful)
I'm one of those who thinks Epstein absolutely did kill himself, but that there was still a conspiracy to keep a crappy suicide watch on him so that he could.
I go with Hanlon's razor on Epstein; which coincidentally gives the same result as Occam's razor. Epstein had every reason to kill himself, and when you pay minimum wage to prison guards and then understaff the positions because it's cheaper to pay overtime than to hire more, you get what you get.
Re:Can't wait for conspiracy theories... (Score:4, Insightful)
So you think the really lazy prison guards took the time to erase the security tapes? Interesting.
Re:Can't wait for conspiracy theories... (Score:5, Interesting)
So you think the really lazy prison guards took the time to erase the security tapes?
Yes, if those security tapes showed them being really lazy.
If they were supposed to check him every X minutes and didn't, those tapes would show it and it would mean they lose their job.
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So you think the really lazy prison guards took the time to erase the security tapes?
Yes, if those security tapes showed them being really lazy.
Lazy people do this all the time.
They do nothing, avoid work, do nothing, avoid work.
Then shit happens, and they have to work 5 times harder than if they had just done what they were supposed to do in the first place.
Re:Can't wait for conspiracy theories... (Score:5, Insightful)
I've worked in physical security (key cards, alarms, and camera systems) for a decade and a half, and help run the 4th largest security system in the world. If the prison did even the bare minimum of configuration on their system guard staff **DO NOT** have access sufficient to delete recordings, and in actuality prison systems are almost always very tightly locked down (for obvious reasons). A prison which regularly sees high-profile prisoners? There's no fucking way in hell that the guard staff would have had that access, so your supposedly simple answer runs into a brick wall and no longer is the simplest answer. Sorry, but that's the view from inside the industry.
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Hell, I'm sure you've had your own non-contract interactions with the systems and employees of departments of the Government.
Na, the janitor having the ability to delete that footage is entirely plausible to me.
I've seen much worse.
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They don't need the tapes to prove checks weren't done. Round sheets in the cell block not being signed off (forgery would typically happen at the end of the shift), length of time the body had been dead, just to name the first 2 things coming to mind.
I'm also under the impression the guards did lose their jobs, and there was even some kind of legal penalty against the employer. (Slap on the wrist level - like any time a prison fucks up - but still.)
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> so it's unreasonable to assume that the group of powerful men who hung out with a sketchy billionaire who peddled teenage ass might have found a way to assassinate him in prison
not that they might have found a way, but that they'd even bother trying to find a way to begin with? absolutely, i think people greatly inflate how much of a threat such a guy would be on the already rich and powerful
Re: Can't wait for conspiracy theories... (Score:3, Informative)
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" risking literally limitless trouble for destroying evidence."
"If I don't destroy the tapes, they'll definitely know I was negligent. If I destroy the tapes, they have to find out that I destroyed the tapes, and I didn't leave obvious evidence that I did."
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So you think the really lazy prison guards took the time to erase the security tapes? Interesting.
Why not? Its simple self preservation. They find him dead then erase the tapes to cover their asses. Or do you really think that some elite assassin broke in and killed him and made it look like suicide? Or do you think that someone came in and just paid everyone off so they could kill him? Three men can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
Re:Can't wait for conspiracy theories... (Score:5, Insightful)
A man can keep a secret if you show him a photo of his wife and kids.
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60 courts listened to the arguments, most of which laughed the accusations out of the court as some of them were based on extreme racism. One of the complaints was literally that an asian guy brought the ballots in.
Since you're clearly a conspiracy nutter this is pointless as you would already know that when a court dismisses a case with prejudice your claims have to be really bad and poor constructed. This happened both with Trump appointee judges as well as Obama judges. There really is no there there.
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Three men can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
That is a fun saying but it isn't true, and odd to apply in this context. Unless you believe that all of Epstein's accusers are lying and the all the organizers and customers of his operation are telling the truth, it must be that quite a few people are keeping the secret.
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Why not? Because they can't, they don't have permissions to do that. See https://news.slashdot.org/comm... [slashdot.org] above. Prison control systems are very tightly locked down, I hated working on them because they were a pain in the tail to get the correct permissions to any damn thing. Erase video of a high-profile prisoner? Not just no, but 'no way in hell' no.
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Maybe, if erasing the tapes covered up their laziness.
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Occam's razor, if you believe it, eliminates most conspiracy theories because such theories are usually the most complex solutions. So ya, erase the tape because you goofed up and weren't on watch and were off playing poker. Easy. Don't let "but I know it was murder because it fits my preconceived notions that the ruling class wanted him out of the way" distract from the most likely cause of death which was suicide.
Actually, the tape were not erased, they were lost by the prosecutors. So if someone beli
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the tape were not erased, they were lost by the prosecutors
And after the initial recordings were exported from the NVR then it somehow became impossible to export the video again? No one kept a copy of the initial export? Sorry, things don't work that way in the world of physical security, I've been doing it for 16 years.
Pet peeve: It's not a "tape", it would be a digital recording. (OK Peeve, back in your kennel.)
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Federal prison guards have a base pay of about $50,000 per year, plus benefits, plus overtime.
You can stop trying to use that silly "minimum wage" lie.
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in Barcelona??
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Barcelona the city or the planet?
They have dogs there with no noses.
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> They have dogs there with no noses.
How do they smell?
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GS-5 [Re:Can't wait for conspiracy theories...] (Score:3)
Federal prison guards have a base pay of about $50,000 per year, plus benefits, plus overtime. You can stop trying to use that silly "minimum wage" lie.
Not sure where you get that. Federal corrections officers start at GS-05, which has a starting pay of $30,414. https://www.federalpay.org/gs/... [federalpay.org]
However, you're right, that's a bit more than minimum wage. I stand corrected.
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Re:Can't wait for conspiracy theories... (Score:5, Funny)
He escaped with Elvis via bigfoot's help by hacking implanted 5G vaccine chips in a pizza basement.
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For the love of Pete, everyone knows it was space aliens that took him to Alpha Centari for his yearly anal probing...sheesh.
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My evangelical kids cried for a week when they found out the Easter Bunny was non-binary.
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Hi, you appear to be glowing in the dark, do you need someone to run you over with their car?
Re:Can't wait for conspiracy theories... (Score:5, Interesting)
His tweet from October 15th 2020: https://twitter.com/officialmc... [twitter.com]
> I am content in here. I have friends.
> The food is good. All is well.
> Know that if I hang myself, a la Epstein, it will be no fault of mine.
Re:Can't wait for conspiracy theories... (Score:5, Interesting)
2) Would 8 months of "all is well" wear on him?
Re:Can't wait for conspiracy theories... (Score:5, Insightful)
Epstein killed himself via a third party.
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Which ones: the ones who think Trump was cheated in 2020 or the ones who think Hillary was robbed in 2016?
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You didn't pay attention to the electoral vote confirmation in 2016. Here's a snippet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?... [youtube.com]
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That is exactly the point. The Democrats blamed the way the system was designed (the Electoral College), they didn't make up (and act on) an utterly ridiculous alternate reality like the halfwits in the Republican party did and are still doing.
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tax evasion charges is no joke and can be FPMITA (Score:2)
tax evasion charges is no joke and can be FPMITA time.
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So why didn't he just avoid taxes rather than evade them or does the US arbitrarily decide avoidance is evasion if they don't like you. He surely had the perfect business for avoidance, IDK.
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So why didn't he just avoid taxes rather than evade them or does the US arbitrarily decide avoidance is evasion if they don't like you. He surely had the perfect business for avoidance, IDK.
The problem is that if you are a US citizen, but live abroad, the IRS still insists you owe them taxes.
Most (all?) other countries do not do this. For example my home country (the UK) considers you non-resident if you live outside the UK for more than 6 months in the year. This is why UK rock stars would spend 6 months on a low-tax tropical island with a studio.
I filed tax forms with the UK for 1 year after I left, claiming to be non resident. Then they essentially said, "don't bother any more" and I was done with UK tax filing.
The setup with the IRS's extraterritorial tax grab and the resulting unwillingness of banks to provide accounts to US citizens is the principle reason for people dropping their US citizenship.
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The solution is indeed to renounce citizenship, even Boris Johnson had to do this.
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I believe there is a case before the Supreme Court challenging whether it is legal to ask people to pay money to renounce their US citizenship. It used to be that you could simply walk in and renounce. Now you have to pay (and the fee keeps going up) and the process is not as straight forward as it should be. Once the IRS gets their grubby little hands on you they never let go.
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Money... (Score:5, Insightful)
So what, you can buy your way out of a murder charge if you kill your neighbor, but not a tax evasion charge by the IRS?
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Don't forget that the crime they got Al Capone on was tax evasion.
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McAfe
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Epstein’d? (Score:5, Interesting)
“I am content in here. I have friends.
The food is good. All is well.
Know that if I hang myself, a la Epstein, it will be no fault of mine.
— John McAfee (@officialmcafee) October 15, 2020
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He also said he'd eat his dick on national TV if bitcoin didn't reach $1M by the end of 2020.
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so long and thanks for all the fish (Score:2)
he swims with the whales now
https://twitter.com/officialmc... [twitter.com]
Federal charges (Score:4, Insightful)
https://nypost.com/2021/06/23/... [nypost.com]
He was also charged in a separate indictment in Manhattan federal court in March for a pump and dump scheme involving cryptocurrencies that he was touting on social media.
In that case, McAfee and an accomplice allegedly bilked bitcoin investors out of some $13 million in two schemes, including one where they bought up large quantities of “alt-coin” then inflated the price of it by publicizing it on Twitter.
They then sold off the cryptocurrency at the inflated price and made a $2 million profit, prosecutors said.
How is that illegal?
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it's illegal when you don't pay the tax that is how they got al capone
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It's illegal if you are not a well-connected hedge fund manager.
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A loss... (Score:5, Insightful)
The world just got a bit more boring.
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My sentiments exactly. His classic video of "How to Uninstall McAfee Antivirus" was hilarious, and he was always good for one or another outrageous antic. He was larger than life, and it's too bad the system finally got to him.
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Except Larry bought part of Hawai'i and has some of the best lawyers and tax accountants money can buy.
Famous Last Tweets (Score:5, Funny)
Add this one to the collection:
Jun 24, 2018 [twitter.com]
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Was it? (Score:2)
Was it suicide, or was it Jeff Epstein "suicide"?
Given McAffee's looniness, I could however see him staging it to imply "suicide" to forever validate his tinfoil hattery.
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Back in the old days of Viruscan... (Score:5, Interesting)
Sad that he will be remembered as a tax evader.
I have memories of the old days as a self-taught IT guy (fresh from college, so I was the only one in the company who was familiar with these newfangled PCs). We had an outbreak of the Stoner virus (on 5,25" floppies, no kidding!) and I persuaded my boss that we needed some kind of "protection". And it worked! From then on, for many years, we got regular updates on floppy disks - via *mail* without the "e"...
Some times later, we got a "preview" of a new kind of bug - MS Word macro virus (almost surely "courtesy" of a customer from South America). We had no network yet, employees exchanged Word documents on 3,5" floppy disks ("sneakernet"), and the virus along with that. I kept disinfecting the PCs and the damn think kept popping up again and again. In the end I had to enforce what you would call a "lockdown" nowadays - no documents exchanged until I had disinfected all the PCs and all the floppy disks I could find.
R.I.P. Mr. McAfee, and thanks for all.
Just pay your fucking taxes. (Score:3)
Julian Assange next? (Score:3)
But that seems to be the way it happens now. The US is viewed as so corrupt that people will go above and beyond to try not to get sent there. And then, if that fails, they kill themselves.
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...or the Trumps?
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More likely candidates would include Pug Winokur, founder of Dyncorp, or Eric Prince, founder of Blackwater, or any number of Pentagon big-wigs.
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Worse, he had the Trump pee tapes.
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If you are a US citizen you are legally required to pay some income tax to the US even when living/working abroad. I'm not familiar with the specifics but this is from friends who live outside the country.
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This also makes some sense when you think about it-- as a US citizen in another country (with appropriate diplomatic ties) you still have some element of US protection, a US passport and the access it provides, access to consulate services, etc...
Re:Tax Evasion??? WTF?? (Score:5, Insightful)
> a US citizen in another country (with appropriate diplomatic ties) you still have some element of US protection
Except when you REALLY think about it, this is no different than any other country, except they DON'T have the same tax rules.
So in a sense, one could say that it -- doesn't make sense.
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Hahahaha no way, here's how it makes sense:
"as a US citizen in another country you can be taxed, because what are you, or that other country, gonna do about it?"
Check out the unprecedented-in-human-history rules we have regarding taxes for EX-citizens.
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Yet no other country does it. I'm a citizen of a place I haven't been for more than a week at a time in decades, and pay no taxes there because why would I. I do get a passport but I have to pay for it. And it's not like they'll pay a ransom for me or send specops to rescue me from the pirates.
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You are not required to pay taxes -- that would depend on your income. As a non-resident citizen, you have the same obligation to file that a US resident has, except that there is a large (~$100K) deduction of earned income.
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Reservation: I am not a US citizen and do not live in the USA. The above is what I have understood from talking to people who are US citizens.
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You have to file taxes if you are a citizen, even if you don't reside in the US for every day of the year. If you earn money in the US but live overseas (such as from dividends) then you owe the tax. This is taxation with representation. It's the law, and if someone disagrees then they should attempt to change the law through electing tax reform politicians, whereas breaking the law is breaking the law.
And yes, when initially someone is told they didn't pay taxes, the best option is to pay up and then tr
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The USA is the only country that makes citizens pay taxes even while living and earning income abroad.
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At least they didn't bomb it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... [wikipedia.org]
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