North Yorkshire Apostrophe Fans Demand Road Signs With Nowt Taken Out (theguardian.com) 86
A council has provoked the wrath of residents and linguists alike after announcing it would ban apostrophes on street signs to avoid problems with computer systems. From a report: North Yorkshire council is ditching the punctuation point after careful consideration, saying it can affect geographical databases. The council said all new street signs would be produced without one, regardless of whether they were used in the past. Some residents expressed reservations about removing the apostrophes, and said it risked "everything going downhill." They urged the authority to retain them.
Sam, a postal worker in Harrogate, a spa town in North Yorkshire, told the BBC that signs missing an apostrophe -- such as the nearby St Mary's Walk sign that had been erected in the town without it -- infuriated her. "I walk past the sign every day and it riles my blood to see inappropriate grammar or punctuation," she said. Though the updated St Mary's sign had no apostrophe, someone had graffitied an apostrophe back on to the sign with a marker pen, which the former teacher said was "brilliant." She suggested the council was providing a bad example to children who spend a long time learning the basics of grammar only to see it not being used correctly on street signs.
Dr Ellie Rye, a lecturer in English language and linguistics at the University of York, said apostrophes were a relatively new invention in our writing and, often, context allows people to understand their meaning. "If I say I live on St Mary's Walk, we're expecting a street name or an address of some kind." She said the change would matter to people who spend a long time teaching how we write English but that it was "less important in [verbal] communication."
Sam, a postal worker in Harrogate, a spa town in North Yorkshire, told the BBC that signs missing an apostrophe -- such as the nearby St Mary's Walk sign that had been erected in the town without it -- infuriated her. "I walk past the sign every day and it riles my blood to see inappropriate grammar or punctuation," she said. Though the updated St Mary's sign had no apostrophe, someone had graffitied an apostrophe back on to the sign with a marker pen, which the former teacher said was "brilliant." She suggested the council was providing a bad example to children who spend a long time learning the basics of grammar only to see it not being used correctly on street signs.
Dr Ellie Rye, a lecturer in English language and linguistics at the University of York, said apostrophes were a relatively new invention in our writing and, often, context allows people to understand their meaning. "If I say I live on St Mary's Walk, we're expecting a street name or an address of some kind." She said the change would matter to people who spend a long time teaching how we write English but that it was "less important in [verbal] communication."
Fix the kempewters (Score:4, Insightful)
Donâ(TM)t water down the language to avoid writing good code.
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Hey idiot, no on ever said "Don't water down the language...", they said "Donâ(TM)t water down the language...".
A modest proposal (Score:2)
Use this opportunity to vigorously debate in all media the case for using grammatically correct road signs and case against using grammatically correct road signs
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Re:Fix the kempewters (Score:5, Funny)
Donâ(TM)t water down the language to avoid writing good code.
Alternative: Simply make all the signs using Apple devices -- St. Maryâ(TM)s Walk -- no apostrophes! :-)
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This is how stupid rules are made.
Re:Fix the kempewters (Score:4, Funny)
You joke, but a developer may have actually tried to enter a street name on a test form using an Apple device
If they did, every sign would say "Sent from my MacBook" or similar at the bottom of the sign.
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There's a big difference between Null's Thesis and the Null hypothesis.
Of course, with more than one Null out there, and with some possibly having more than one thesis, we should be talking about Nulls' theses.
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Reminds me of the guy who's name is NULL: https://www.wired.com/2015/11/... [wired.com]
Is he a relative of Little Bobby Tables [xkcd.com]?
Perfect street name (Score:1)
Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;-- ? Street
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The article also mentions other issues some people have because of their name either being too short or too long, and it's not just in the English-speaking world.
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Reminds me of the guy who's name is NULL: https://www.wired.com/2015/11/ [wired.com]...
There is an actress named Rachel True with a considerable entry on Wikipedia, who has similar problems with all kinds of software that doesn't like "true" in an SQL command.
Seems to may paranoid fear of SQL injections. I haven't been able to find out how this name could cause any problems unless you have totally broken code that wants a boolean value, gets a string, accepts it and turns it into a boolean.
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There's this fun situation where the French representative "fell asleep or something to that effect" at a meeting and missed that 3 characters are missing from ISO-8859: , , and .
Yikes (Score:5, Insightful)
Imagine your code is so bad that you have to do this.
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It's a fucking disgrace
Great Exploit (Score:2)
If their
Re:Yikes (Score:5, Funny)
They say itâ(TM)s âoetoo difficultâ!
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From Annex D. Explanation of Unified Modelling Language (UML) notation:
CharacterString: a sequence of alphanumeric characters
So no apostrophes.
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What were they using before? It was clearly superior. Even Slashdot can handle (some) apostrophes, don't cha know.
Re:Yikes (Score:4, Funny)
Apparently it's not the coders, it's the standard they've got to code against - BS7666 [agi.org.uk] From Annex D. Explanation of Unified Modelling Language (UML) notation:
CharacterString: a sequence of alphanumeric characters
So no apostrophes.
So... "St Maryapostrophes Way" ?
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Is whitespace alphanumeric? Should all road signs by written in CamelCase?
Re:Yikes (Score:5, Insightful)
You're taking it more literally than the writers of that document intended. Later on in the standard you'll read that they allow for the specification of a character set, including those from languages other than English (Welsh is specifically cited, for instance), and Part 2 of the document from just a few months later [agi.org.uk] suggests as an example that the characters in UTF-8 would be perfectly valid. It even uses a a road name that has a possessive—Earl's Court Road—as an example for when it would be acceptable to include punctuation.
It's clear that the goal was never to limit the field to the literal Roman alphabet and 10 digits, and that to the degree that the term "alphanumeric" imposes such restrictions, those restrictions are contrary to the intent of the document's authors.
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Allowing UTF-8 in road signs could lead to some interesting trolling, thanks to half baked ideas like the right-to-left metadata character, or the random silly fonts it includes.
Yikes indeed. (Score:2)
Imagine your code is so bad that you have to do this.
LOL. Imagine if you spoke Unicode instead of English.
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Imagine your code is so bad that you have to do this.
No need to imagine, most code is so bad. There are orders of magnitude more computer systems and databases in the world than there are good programmers.
QR code (Score:2)
If we need things to be computer readable, as they wrongly claim, why not include binary on all the signs?
Reminds me I need to order some bumper stickers that say:
Hello'); DROP TABLE log;--
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Re: QR code (Score:2)
I think you're right. And I think the whole thing is a bit nuts. And I'm pretty sure I'd I am driving a car around with a camera to refresh my company database that it is not hard for software to correctly read most of the signage, and flag ones that are difficult for a human to decipher.
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So, Amazon shut down their "Mechanical Turk" service? Or is that dressed up in the clothes of an "AI solution" by some "fake it 'til you make it" startup?
How much does a room full of English-speaking (or in this case, -reading) Indian wage slaves cost these days?
Speech compression (Score:2)
Re: Speech compression (Score:2)
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English at least gives ou a hint on how to pronounce a word without hearing it first or looking it up on a dictionary. More than a hint. Most single syllable words in English have predictable pronunciations from the spelling.
LOL! English has some of the most irregular spelling of any language. It comes from centuries of trying to force germanic and latin languages together, at the same time as stealing useful new words from all over the world and jamming in some Greek when the Oxford dons felt like it.
Don't like it? Tough. (And try getting a non-native speaker to pronounce just that single one syllable word correctly on the first attempt.)
If you want regular, predictable spelling you need to look over the channel at the likes o
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Hebrew is written with only one sign for all vowels
They have vowels, they just don't like using them. Txtspk FTW
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Hebrew, like any other Semitic language, puts the meaning of words on the consonants. Vowels are (mostly) just there to make the whole thing pronounceable.
As such, there's a specific pattern to what vowels go where. So when you stumble on a new word in writing, you should (at least in theory) be able to pronounce it.
But it does take time to learn. Especially since there seems to be several such patterns...
Quick, bad coders, move to North Yorkshire (Score:1)
Apparently North Yorkshire is in dire need of coders who don't understand making strings safe and escaping special characters.
But wait, there's more.
The council thinks this is not just OK, but is now disfiguring street signs.
But wait, there's more.
Instead of voting out the clowns and fixing the code, the people of North Yorkshire think it's ok to vandalize those same signs.
Passive aggressive much?
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Computers disimprove my street address (Score:2)
Re: Computers disimprove my street address (Score:3)
At least you don't live in Scunthorpe or Dickson.
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Bobby Tables Way (Score:2)
You know what to do.
road');drop table roads;-- (Score:4, Insightful)
Who lost their database to a prank and came up with this solution?
just stop (Score:2)
How many times have people changed practices, systems, or rules that have worked for however long "so they could work with computers"?
Has that ever made them BETTER for the people using them? Or just easier for some very tiny group of people?
Does it matter when language use is already bad. (Score:1)
My pet peeve is the use of "get" everywhere like "get out", "get away", instead of the correct terms as "leave" and "escape" for instance.
It's a decline in literacy which even professional writers display.
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You're supposed to use the word "leave".
As in "get fucked, leave happy".
Re:Does it matter when language use is already bad (Score:4, Funny)
My pet peeve is the use of "get" everywhere like "get out", "get away", instead of the correct terms as "leave" and "escape" for instance. It's a decline in literacy which even professional writers display.
I dunno, there's a kind of weird eloquence when you think about it. "Get away" is really "acquire distance", for instance. And "get out" is really "procure exodus".
There's excellent precedent for this as well. For instance the modern phrase "bitch, shut up" has for centuries been written as "get thee to a nunnery".
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It's a decline in literacy
No it ain't.
zzzzzzz (Score:2)
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Grammar and punctuation matters. This is just another example of the dismal tide. The dismal tide of laziness and insecurity that prompts officials to make stupid decisions such as this.
Re:THIS is the hill you're going to die on? (Score:5, Funny)
If I'm going to die on a hill, I'd rather it be a small hill that doesn't take to much effort to climb. At the very least it should be well paved so that the coroner's van can reach me.
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Well, Bad Bargain Lane is a real road in York, North Yorkshire. It's nearly flat..
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Raggedy Ass Road is a real street in Yellowknife.
But there's snow....
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if im going to die on a hill, id rather it be a small hill that doesnt take to much effort to climb at the very least it should be well paved so that the coroners van can reach me
FTFY you now have your hill :-)
wait does a smiley count as punctuation questionmark
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Finally!!! (Score:2)
I think we are always glad to save developers from doing actual work. Oh, I have to enter my phone number without any dashes because that breaks your web form? I am soooooo sorry! I eagerly await the day all the signs just have QR codes on them that are subsequently hijacked to point to malware downloads. Good times just around the bend.
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I'm uncertain of my phone number, so I use tildes. As in 867~5309.
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I have similar issues with my address which includes "#1234" Not apartment, not suite. But now and then some lame-ass web coder decided there is no addres
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Yes, or any other field at all with the words "Do not include spaces or punctuation" above it.
Computing requires a bit a brains and a bit of empathy. A huge fraction of coders lack one or the other.
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Leading zeros in phone numbers break a lot of stuff. Google Chrome will remember your phone number to save you entering it, but in the local dialling format that starts with a zero, or in international format that starts with a +. Either way, most websites seem to want you to enter the country code and number separately, so no matter what Google auto-fills it will be wrong.
Embrace it! (Score:2)
You will live on St. Mary's Street and you will be happy.
screw the pedants (Score:2)
Computers should not limit one from using symbols, that should be addressed. But screw the people that cant handle that I didnt use an apostrophe in this sentence.
Wtf is "nowt"? (Score:2)
Re:Wtf is "nowt"? (Score:4, Funny)
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Wtf is "nowt"?
The word means "nothing" and it's used in other parts of the North besides Yorkshire.
"Owt" means "something".
service the machines (Score:2)
Computers run our lives.
Computers too hard to fix.
Accommodate the computers.
The world is inverted..
Soon we will all suck AI dick and spread our asses to service the machines.
And I for one, do NOT welcome out hallucinating digital overlords....
If apostrophe's in user interfaces are too hard, perhaps our race really deserves to be flushed.
But rest easy, for the AI will fix that code after we are gone.
Think of it as technical debt.
Think of it as evolution in action.
At least now we know why we can't find the al
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There's a good sci-fi angle on these statements:
Think of it as technical debt.
Think of it as evolution in action.
Consider IBM and Technical Debt. Companies are basically stuck with legacy systems for a variety of reasons.
The sci-fi take is AI keeping human arounds for a variety of different reasons.
We would be Biological Debt... (that would be the show title...)
No. (Score:2)
Much ado about nowt (Score:2)
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The people of 's-Hertogenbosch beg to differ.
Fixing the wrong thing (Score:1)
For once I'm rooting for the "troglodytes". Their new encoding standard is bleeped up, not the streets. Pressure the fools to fix the standard.
Just go further... (Score:2)
Bobby Tables Strikes Again (Score:2)
Mandatory xkcd: https://xkcd.com/327/ [xkcd.com]
I work in a library (Score:2)