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Star Wars Characters Astrological Readings 128

Nathaniel R. Merriam sent us an amusing bit about the astrological signs of various star wars charachters. If you were disappointed by the lack-of-trailer yesterday, this might tide you over until Wing Commander opens. Its always nice to know that Chewie is a Taurus and Yoda is a Sagitarius, although I'm not exactly sure why exactly.
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Star Wars Characters Astrological Readings

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  • .. but they run gnulix.
    --


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  • An anonymous coward wrote..

    here's an interesting poll:
    [ ] I read my horoscope today
    [ ] I read a SINGLE bible verse today

    You forgot..

    [ ] I haven't read any fiction today

  • Go proofread the Modern Language Association's homepage or something.

    Don Negro
  • That's right. Nasty, power hungry Scorpio's.

    BTW, I hope we get a manned mission to Mars soon, and that from there it's a quick jump to colonization, 'cause quite a few of the posters above need to be living in a place that's O.38 G.


    Don Negro
  • got a link?

    i tried finding it on starwars.countingdown.com, since i got an e-mail saying it was there, but i couldn't find it anywhere.
  • Even though there was no trailer release, the South Park spoof of the first trailer that they did was pretty damn funny :) Everyone should check it out.
  • Astrology is ignorant in nature, and for a person seeking higher guidance in life it's sad to see them choose such poor counterfiet. I'm glad this article applies it to ficticious characters to whom it will cause no hurt.



    (here's an interesting poll:

    [ ] I read my horoscope today

    [ ] I read a SINGLE bible verse today


    ^^ A *MUCH* better quality counterfeit for people seeking higher guidance in life. ;)



  • 4. Beings born in other galaxies wouldn't have birthdates from the earth's calendar upon which the astrological signs are based.

    Yes, I know, it was all in fun. But since other people were poking at it.... :)

    <tim><
  • I also wasn't aware that robots were capable of having astrological signs. After all, they aren't technically born. Unless defining "born" means "bringing into this world[/universe/whatever]..."
    But if machines are capable of having signs, all the Windows boxes at work are definitely Aries. (inflicting pain on people)
    -mickey
  • Well, if you don't like it, start your own damn Slashdot. People didn't learn their lesson from Freshmeat, did they...?
  • Just like a spinning top, the Earth's axis of rotation wobbles - it takes about 26000 years to make one complete wobble.

    The Zodiac signs in the newspapers are based on the sky about 2500 years ago. Now, the Sun passes through thirteen constellations, not twelve:

    Pisces -> March 13 - April 19
    Aries -> April 20 - May 12
    Taurus -> May 13 - June 20
    Gemini -> June 21 - July 19
    Cancer -> July 20 - August 11
    Leo -> August 12 - September 17
    Virgo -> Sepetember 18 - October 31
    Libra -> November 1 - November 21
    Scorpius -> November 22 - November30
    Ophiuchus -> December 1 - December 18
    Sagittarius -> December 19 - January 18
    Capricorn -> January 19 - February 17
    Aquarius -> February 18 - March 12
  • The reference to Wing Commander is due to a rumor cirulating that the second Phantom Menace trailer will be attached to it.
  • >Try proving that 1 == 1 without using any preconceived ideas.

    Though few people realize it the essential quality of proof is the ability to instill belief. (This is a mathematical definition as given by Femat). This definition is a sensible consequence of the (self-contradictory) 'fact' that we can never truly know anything (a 'truth' that is self evident to any philosopher).

    >horoscopes are just as valid as anything else [including science]

    Crap.

    Science like horoscopes are imperfect. Scientific theory like the theory of horoscopes is imprecise, and sometimes downright wrong. As we can never really know anything believing in these theories is a matter of faith.

    However the Scientific process is different from (though inspired by) Religious practice. Scientific theories aren't accepted unless

    1) They can be used to predict measurable phenomena

    (eg The theory of gravity predicts that masses will be attracted to each other by a measurable amount).

    2) The results of experiments agree with the predictions made by using the scientific theory.

    (Gauss predicted where an asteriod Ceres? would reappear in the sky the next year after observing its position over a short duration of time).

    Now horoscopes do make a lot of predictions, but I can't measure their accuracy, hence horoscopes aren't scientific.

    The same goes for Religion which deals with the supernatural.

    Now historically religious persons would disagree with this, this is what miracles are all about (God exists since supernatural events occur). I think the jury will be out indefiinitely on this, though the Catholic church seems to be declaring less miracles nowadays.

    I don't disbelieve in horoscopes, or religion, but I sure as hell don't believe in them :-)

    Or a more serious note I've noticed people putting down religion, abstract mathematics and philosphy in this thread.
    I find this lack of repect disconcerting. As a friend of mine once pointed out, philosophy isn't a waste of time it gave us our system of logic!
  • I'm not exactly an expert on the subject, but as I recall Star Wars takes place in a "galaxy far far away". This cute page is obviously a joke, but it should be pointed out that in another galaxy they wouldn't see our star patterns and therefore wouldn't be controlled by the same astrological forces as we are.

    Still, it's a cute page...

  • And ANYONE can sit around and theorize about things that are unobservable (be they crap-spewing philosophers, theologians, or abstract mathematicians).

    I object to my kind being lumped together with philosphers and theologians. While philosophers and theologians believe that the crap they spew can help to understand the natural world (which I agree is a completely faulty notion), mathematicians understand that from the get-go they are dealing with the world of the imagination, not anything "real." We've just chosen to recede into our heads, as opposed to surrounding ourselves with delusions about the Universe.

    -josh
  • grammer -> grammar
    :-P
  • Logic can disprove, but never prove. Guesses are all we have, but some guesses predict more than others and some ways of thinking work better.

    Even if there are gremlins, if there is no theoretical way to distinguish between the gremlin theory and the sound wave theory, then *it doesn't matter which is true*. Theories are only a means of explaining and predicting things that happen in the real world. They have meaning only in that they help us to perform predictions and they help our anthropomorphic minds latch onto concepts.

    If you want your gremlins, go ahead, but the effect of a gremlin and sound waves will be the same, so it doesn't matter which you pick.

    --John
  • It would be better that Taco posted an excuse to all the companies that have Linux clusters, have had them before IBM and Siemens and have considered Linux to be a supported system for years.

    It would be definitely better than wasting space for this absolute BS...
  • But your spelling and grammer *ARE* still pretty bad regardless.

    so do us all a favor and don't assume that you're a better representative of the linux community
  • I can see all the fuss about Star Wars, and I understand the refrence to Wing Commander.

    But why not include news/tid-bits about The Matrix? If this is Linux-heavy news for nerds with room to stray off topic, why not look at the movie that promises to question reality while pleasing nerds and dragging up memories of Blade Runner and Dune?

    Check out the strip at http://www.whatisthematrix.com/

    Great story line and illustration.

    Or get back to kernal speak.........


    peas
    caut10n

  • ROFL!

    Hmmm ... I am an aquarius too ... must resist the Dark Side - one more reason to stay outta tech support!
  • At least I share a sign with Obi Wan. That's kinda cool. And if you say otherwise, I'll use the Force on yo ass. Or something.

    -J.Pierpont
    http://dino.res.cmu.edu [cmu.edu]
  • I doubt you'll be painted with the same brush as Rob, but that's probably unfortunate for you. Rob has a sense of humor. You're anal retentive :)



  • This is a reasonably clever site. However stuff like this is making me want to move to Mongolia until the movie comes out. I love Star Wars, but man I'm dreading the Star Wars Happy Meals, Access Hollywood sneak previews and so on. Then come the painful news reports about people showing up in costume opening night. Then the weekly grosses, and how they measure up to expectations. Will Star Wars beat Titanic at the box office? I can just hear the local newscasters now. Maybe I just wont turn on the vile box, and spend more time tweaking this one.
  • 1: If Luke and Leia are twins, then how could they be born different signs?

    2: Oh. Right. So all the ewoks were born under the same sign!

    3: And here's the kicker: I assume that different planets (non Earth) have different year-lengths. Also different lunar periods... hell, Tatooine even has 2 moons! How would the astrological signs even apply in this case???


    Aside from that, it was a nice morning diversion!
    --
    - Sean
  • D'oh!

    My bad
    --
    - Sean
  • I am the Evil Genius, dammit!

    --Corey
  • Man, some people give Aries a hard break. That's
    cool, though. I'll just use those electrical
    bolts to fry these people that infest MY Aries
    hating universe.
  • One of the things I learned from science is that just because you you can't see, hear, touch, taste, or smell, doesn't mean it's not true/doesn't exist.
  • I feel it should be noted here that reading the Bible does not automatically qualify you as belonging to a religion. And if you think alot of the Bible is paranomal nonsense, I invite you to read Emmet Fox's "Sermon on the Mount".
  • Sometimes I wonder
    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday March >I would have to agree, since I read the bible so >as to further be capable of demonstrating
    >the utter stupidity of the religions which use
    >it as a foundation.

    If you read the book I mention, you may learn that the Bible is not a book to be read literally.

    >If you read Martin Luther's "On The Jews and >Their Lies", I will read "Sermon on the
    >Mount". The bible isn't necessarily paranormal >nonsense, it's just nonsense with some
    >history mixed in for good measure. I would >consider it superstition before I would
    >consider it paranormal.

    I sure will. However, it sounds like the book may have a few anti-semitic overtones. I don't believe you'll find Emmet declaring anybody a liar in his book. It's interesting to note that he was largely criticized by a large part of the christian community for taking a radical departure from alot of the commonly held beliefs of his time.

    I used to talk alot like you, and was a hardcore atheist. It changed for me (I'm not saying it will or won't for you).

    SPiKe
    Ex street rat/gutter punk
  • >Ex catholic that went through confirmation and
    >almost became a priest. A complete
    >waste of youth, more than you can understand.
    >I'm forever atheist. God didn't create >morals, reciprocal altruism did. All animals have >a kind of morality and we are clearly >animals.

    I also was an ex-catholic. However, I'm not a
    catholic and I feel that it's unfair to compare
    our situations. I didn't turn to a higher power
    (what I choose to call God) because someone
    preached at me, but because it (I believe ) was
    the thing that saved me from myself.

    I spent endless nights at the age of 15 in alleys
    in Tacoma, Washington. I knew drinking was
    killing me and getting me in to more trouble, but
    I couldn't stop. I found myself all of sudden
    sent to a detox and rehab program, and people
    helped me out, where my family wouldn't. I can
    only call that a miracle. After two years of
    being off drugs and alcohol, I was going crazy,
    and I was beyond wanting a drink. I wanted to
    kill myself. I felt myself asking for help in
    prayer (I was still pretty atheist at this point)
    , and I got relief. I am now 18. I've gone from
    a 16 year old kid picked off the street with a
    GED and one year of high school to being in charge
    of a department of web developers and Senior
    Unix administrator.

    Call it luck, but I believe it was God working in
    my life. I trust that my God will work it all
    out, and I don't have to struggle anymore. That's
    all. A simple reliance upon a power greater than
    myself and trying to be of use wherever I go. No
    preaching.

    If you want to discuss this via email,
    it's justin@pajo.com
  • >No offense, but I find reading the bible about >equally exciting as reading the back of
    >sugar packets.

    Well, we don't seek the same things from the
    book.

    >A few? That's an understatement.

    >"Therefore be on your guard against the Jews,
    >knowing that wherever they have their
    >synagogues, nothing is found but a den of
    >devils in which sheer self-glory, conceit,
    >lies, blasphemy, and defaming of God and men
    >are practiced most maliciously and
    >veheming his eyes on them."

    I don't understand the point of reading this book.

    >He was the first Hitler. There is a stronger
    >link between Hitler and Luther than there is
    >between Hitler and Darwin, by far.

    How did Hitler become a part of this? That's
    really extreme, and would probably belittle the
    suffering the Jewish people went through. I never
    attacked Darwin's system. For all I know,
    evolution happened.

    Listen, I never said I associate with a church.
    I also said that the Bible doesn't neccesarily
    have anything to do with the church. Upon further
    examination, you'll find that Christ never went
    on about any setting up of a church or theological
    discussions.

    I presonally do not find God in the worldly
    clamors and singing of church, nor in the dogma
    or the legislation of morals into law by the likes
    of Jesse Helms. I find my faith in helping
    others. I found my faith through my own life experiences.

    I have read The Moral Animal. I've also read
    alot of Chomsky, a lot of Marx, all of Nietsche,
    Darwin. I used to believe strongly in all of
    what these writers wrote. It got me to a life
    of hell on Earth (read below). I have a reliance
    on a higher power now that relieves me. I don't
    try to push it like an addictive drug on to
    small children and Linux geeks.

  • Im sorry, but I just find that statement pathetic. Just because it is a comfort to believe doesn't mean your not eating a placebo. I would like to think the S&P 500 is going to keep going up for 25 more years so I can retire, but that doesn't mean it will. Paroxically, it is the way of strength for me. So what if I'm taking a placebo? It's working for me, and I lose nothing by believing as I do. This hardly sounds like the words of GOD. The bible was written by the Roman Catholic Church in the 1st century. The bible is the Church's book and is an instrument to serve the Church. Hardly. It is a book written by many.
  • f the placebo works for you go with it. But it's still a sugar pill to me.
    Also, no offense, I do not believe you have read The Moral Animal. I'm guessing, but
    given your age and the fact that the book is relatively new, it would have overlapped
    (most probably) with your religious years.


    I am constantly challenged to read such books.
    Also, please note I do not make any religious arguments. I expound upon my spirituality. I do not believe in the church.

    It is also not typical to read when you are 16.

    I am not your typical 16 year old, if you've read the above. Again, we can continue via email, if you wish.

    justin@pajo.com
  • by Beef ( 19842 )
    Ever hear of centrpital acceleration. I didn't think so.

    Idiot.

  • 6. I lost my contacts.
  • I wonder why someone who apparently considers themselves a "Christian" has declined to identify themself, and that they would further criticize someone else's beliefs.

    It's just sad.

    Zagmar

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