It's All About the Pentiums 121
Keith Calder writes "Weird Al's new video is going to be viewable online today at 3:30 PM (edt) after its debut on MTV's Total Request Live. The song is "It's All About the Pentiums", and has a lot of funny net-references. Probably the closest thing to a nerd song that MTV will ever play. The website is thepentiums.com (will launch later today). It's apparantly done by the same team that did sagabegins.com. "
Re:thepentiums.com (Score:1)
Re:Quick question (Score:1)
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Re:Yeah baby! (Score:1)
"While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin'"
Saw him in concert (Score:1)
Afterwards, he came out and signed his autograph for everyone that waited around (about 100-150 of us). Bass and keyboard player came out as well and chatted with us for a while. If you're a fan, definately check out if he'll be playing near you and go. Worth the trip.
Re:third video? (Score:1)
Tho Jerry Springer would be the second vote.
slightly better than Waffle King. (Score:1)
I'd have much rather seen *any* of the other songs turned into videos. (Somehow I think the song that would be best enhanced with visuals is "Truck Drivin Song" - that could come out very funny if it was doen right.
IMO "All about the Pentiums" is the second worst Al song ever. It would be the worst if it weren't for the existence of "Waffle King".
Other than that one song, though, it was a great album.
Re:Yeah baby! (Score:1)
Watched something about him on VH-1 a while back. He also got a bachelors in architecture while he was starting his music career on the side.
Re:Weird Al is a talentless and unfunny Jar Jar ty (Score:1)
"The number of suckers born each minute doubles every 18 months."
-jafac's law
Re:thepentiums.com (Score:1)
Provide the file as downloadable, NOT as a stream.
Person A downloads the file, distributes it to person B, and person C, who distribute it to persons D, E, F, and G, etc. INSTEAD of persons A-Z trying to all view the stream at once, and not one of them getting a decent viewing experience because the server's bogged.
If I ever get a chance to view it on your site, I'll decide if I like it, THEN I'll buy the CD. Until then, my money sits in MY bank account, collecting interest for me, instead of your bank account collecting interest for you.
Multiply that by 100,000 pissed off would-be internet viewers, and you have probably enough money to pay off Puff-Daddy's punk ass.
"The number of suckers born each minute doubles every 18 months."
-jafac's law
Re:Ehn (Score:1)
I can still hear her screams
Oh, I wonder if she ever made it home?
Re:Ehn (Score:1)
Germs is actually my least favorite song on the Album, and I think "Your Horoscope for Today." is the best.
This is the second album in which I had to see what was a parody because I hadn't heaed the originals, since I stopped listening to mainstream music.
It peaked at 16 on the billboard and has alread gone gold in 4 weeks (not that thats an indication of quality, the Backseat Boys went gold instantly)
I think Bad Hair Day was the best of the recent Stuff.
And If you get a chance go to a concert. They are great. I went during the Bad Hair Tour, and actually got to meet the man. He signed my Hat.
I think I miss the best part of AL, since I have cable that doesn't carry VH1 or MTV so I never see the videos or AL-TV.
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Cheez
Non Sequitur, I think (Score:1)
1) We had to do streaming because we don't have rights to let people download the original song (puffy's)
What has that got to do with anything whatsoever? You wouldn't be distributing the original song aither way -- just making it possible for people to see a version of this one that doesn't suck. You're already distributing this song. What possible difference could it make whether you stream it or just serve up the file?
I'm sure media-streaming is the coolest thing to be invented since, well, ever, since that's what everyone seems to think and who am I to argue, but it should always be an option, not the only one.
Obviously, when you stream something, you have to use the bitrate dictated by the user's connection speed, but how dare you assume that the user wants to stream it in the first place? It's just evil to refuse to give an option where the user can say, "Streaming's cool and all, but my connection is slow, and I want to see it at high quality. I'm willing to wait; just give me the whole file."
I'm trying to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that the issue is not that you're trying to prevent people from saving the file to disk, though it's hard to see any other possible reason. Given that you're going to make it available at all, you have absolutely no right to even try to control how I use it. Once you send me the bits, they're in my computer's memory, to do with as I please. Of course, applicable copyright restrictions forbid me to redistribute or sell it, but why shouldn't I be able to keep it and view it again later?
I can't even imagine why you would want to do that. When you're trying to get some content out to the largest possible audience, you'd actually rather have the extra bandwidth load on your server when the same person wants to watch it again, or show it to a friend, and not just give him the file once and be done with it? You'd also rather have people see what I got -- one small (~200 pixel) frame that could have been Weird Al on a stage, quickly replaced by a garbled mess of partially-loaded frames, changing about every two seconds -- instead of a near-broadcast-quality version that would actually show me how cool the video is?
Please try to see past all the over-hyped technologies du jour, think about the actual results, and make the site good.
David Gould
And the $100,000 question is... (Score:1)
His Polkas are Inspired (Score:1)
But seriously, it definately takes mad lyrical skillz to combine several different parodies of pop crap into one cohesive whole. Funny, his polka parodies are often better than the songs which comprise it. The whole really is more than the sum of its parts.
Anybody got the rm? (Score:1)
Re:Non Sequitur, I think (Score:1)
However, the MP3's were ripped from MY original Al CD's, and the MPG came from my own videotape of TRL, and I'm not making copies. What I've done is legal; if I gave away copies, it wouldn't be. Of course it doesn't make sense. There are lawyers involved.
Now I just gotta get the Al DVD!
(yeah, I'm a fan)
A Weird Al Interview (snippet) (Score:1)
Chuck
AVI/MPEG to download? (Score:1)
-A
When I met Weird Al.. (Score:1)
Re:Weird Al is a nerd (Score:1)
Except that in the lyrics included with the CD, he spells it "loser".
-LjM
Re:Weird Al is a talentless and unfunny Jar Jar ty (Score:1)
Re:Yeah baby! (Score:1)
Re:If you want to vote for this video (Score:1)
Re:If you want to vote for this video (Score:1)
[mtv.com]
It's a 45kbps network stream, so 28.8 or higher connection (28.8 took about 40 sec to buffer) you should be fine. You'll need real player.
Re:If you want to vote for this video (Score:1)
If you want to vote for this video (Score:1)
http://www.madwolf.net/zug/trl.html [madwolf.net]
Let's kick some BSB ass! =P
Re:Yeah baby! (Score:1)
Re:Weird Al is a talentless and unfunny Jar Jar ty (Score:1)
Re:Non Sequitur, I think (Score:1)
Sure, I'd rather have a downloadable version, but that's not my call. Talk to the lawyers.
-Augie
Re:Non Sequitur, I think (Score:1)
And it contains more silly lawyer crap: The video for SPY HARD is there without the credits, which make up a necessary part of the visuals. They weren't allowed to write Spy Hard on the screen. But Weird Al can sing that a hundred times in 3 minutes and it doesn't matter.
Go figure.
-Augie
Slashdot effect... (Score:1)
Re:Dig past the superficial humor. (Score:1)
(And if anyone has the Vince DiCola special-edition TFTM soundtrack sold at the BotCon Transformers conventions, you can hear the "Dare to Be Stupid" riff incorporated most ingeniously into one of Vince DiCola's instrumental pieces..."Unusual Allies," I think it is.)
Re:Now that was good for a chuckle. (Score:1)
--Hunter Pankey
third video? (Score:1)
Anyway, if you'll look at both www.sagabegins.com and www.thepentiums.com, you'll notice that in the part of the page that links to the other site, there is an obvious blank spot to fit in a third video/website when it comes out. So, any guesses as to what the third single will be?
Re:Great parody! (Score:1)
Re:Ehn (Score:1)
Re:Now that was good for a chuckle. (Score:1)
Direct URLs for Windows Media Player (Score:1)
128KBPS [vstream.com]
56KBPS [vstream.com]
28KBPS [vstream.com]
I'll try to get the other formats up soon if someone doesn't beat me to it...
Re:Ehn (Score:1)
Windows media ran mysteriously well, but the fscking drivers for my video card messed up all media player videos (jail bars, Diamond Stealth 2k)...
Re:Weird Al is a nerd (Score:1)
al's best songs (Score:1)
Wierd Al: Livin' in the Fridge
turned this into an honors english poetry analysis... loads of interesting parodies on many levels
correct! (Score:1)
Re:Direct URLs for Windows Media Player (Score:1)
I hate websites that use a link to a link to a damn streaming file.. Streaming sucks for people who actually want a copy of the damn thing.
QuickTime Link (Score:1)
http://www.apple.com/quicktime/showcase/live/weir
Re:third video? (Score:1)
Re:Quick question (Score:1)
No, as a matter of fact, you don't. Sorry!
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- Sean
Re:And the $100,000 question is... (Score:1)
kmj
The only reason I keep my ms-dos partition is so I can mount it like the b*tch it is.
Re:Weird Al is a nerd (Score:1)
Re:Weird Al is a nerd (Score:1)
I met Larry once, at Internet World or some similar thing, at the O'reilly booth. And I've seen Weird Al on TV. When I saw the story here, my first thought was 'Wouldn't suprise me'
Re:Yeah baby! There is a Linux reference (IMHO) (Score:1)
Gave props to some, and others? I dissed 'em"
Sounds like Linux people dissing Windows to me.
Re:Ehn (Score:1)
Re:thepentiums.com (Score:1)
Do you think that anyone actually blames you for the slow server?!?!? The
Re:"Weird Al" still rocks my boat. (Score:1)
WHoa...didn't notice that!
183 Meg movie? And it even runs under Xanim...COOL!
Yeah baby! (Score:1)
I have a question though, are the mainstream really aware of all these terms? I never open my mouth about a "nerd" issue with non nerds, so I have sort of assumed not. This had to be written by "one of us"...
Re:Weird Al is a nerd (Score:1)
It's funny that one is still hearing the newsgroups pitched as an Internet feature Joe Unconnected, when in fact it is dead for all but very few uses...
Re:mirrors? (Score:1)
Re:mirrors? (Score:1)
Complete Lyrics (Score:1)
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
(Yeah!!)
What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?
Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills
I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
I never feed trolls and I don't read spam
Installed a T1 line in my house
Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse
Upgrade my system at least twice a day
I'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K
I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him Money for short
I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
It's all about the Pentiums, what?
You gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
You've got white-out all over your screen
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
You're using a 286? Don't make me laugh
Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
You're the biggest joke on the internet
Your database is a disaster
You're waxin' your modem tryin' to make it go faster
Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
And postin "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er
I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
You're just about as useless as jpegs to Helen Keller
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
Now, what y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin at Hewlett Packard?
Uh, uh, loggin' in now
Wanna run wit my crew, hah?
Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?
They call me the king of the spreadsheets
Got em all printed out on my bedsheets
My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks
But it was obsolete before I opened the box
You say you've had your desktop for over a week?
Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique!
Your laptop is a month old? Well, that's great
If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
My digital media is write-protected
Every file inspected, no viruses detected
I beta tested every operating system
Gave props to some, and others? I dissed 'em
While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin'
It does all my work without me even askin'
Got a flat-screen monitor, 40" wide
I believe that yours says "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side
In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user
You've got your own newsgroup, alt.total-loser
Your mother board melts when you try to send a fax
Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you
If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you
What?
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard
Re:Great parody! (Score:1)
MTV's site that allows you to vote for this video on Total Request Live(wouldn't it be nice to beat out Backstreet Boys for once?) doesn't protect against ballot stuffing. You can vote, hit back, vote again, hit back, vote again...down with Backstreet! heh...well...do it if you want, I know I am
Dan "Replying to myself" Turk
Re:Great parody! (Score:1)
Wierd Al memory (Score:1)
just in case you wanted to know
Re:Saw him in concert (Score:1)
http://bisti.schulte.org/VH1/VH1.shtml
Re:Unbearable (Score:1)
The site is up (Score:1)
Re:Yeah baby! (Score:1)
Re:Ehn (Score:1)
Running With Scissors, I think, is the best of Al's albums. "Germs" is the only song I really don't like, though the chorus ain't half bad. "It's All About The Pentiums" and "Your Horoscope for Today" are the best on that album, I say.
Now, to get a better connection to my house so the RealPlayer link doesn't look like crap...
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Now that was good for a chuckle. (Score:1)
Say what you will about Al, but he really is a fairly talented boob. If you listen to the spoofs he does, all of them (A-L-L) are almost note for note and beat for beat
I do prefer some of the older covers he has done, like "Another one Rides the Bus", where he slips in armpit farts as an instrument. Now, that's class
But he doesn't take himself seriously, he's just goofing, you know? He is doing what he enjoys, he's having fun, and he's getting paid for it.
Re:Yeah baby! (Score:1)
Long time fan, long time geek. Conincidence?
SirSlud.
Quick question (Score:1)
Re:Quick question (Score:1)
Nerd Song (Score:1)
Re:Ehn (Score:1)
Weird Al's official web page has several pictures of him with very different looking haircuts. I think he really likes to change it to look like the people that he is making fun of...
official site [weirdal.com]
Re:Ehn (Score:1)
Whatcha wanna bet... (Score:1)
Damn, I miss the old MTV days... wait! There's MTV2! Yeah!
=)
Plankeye
Re:Now that was good for a chuckle. (Score:1)
Didn't he have to do that because Queen wouldn't let him use their music? I thought I remembered reading about that in the documentation with the box set. (The best kind of present to get for a SO - something you can share!
But I agree, weird al is a genius. I remember watching MTV or VH1 once when the "Smells like nirvana" video was on and I nearly fell off my chair I was laughing so hard.
More geeky song parodies! (Score:1)
thepentiums.com (Score:2)
1) We had to do streaming because we don't have rights to let people download the original song (puffy's)
2) I don't think Al uses Linux, but we do (but who cares?)
3) I don't think Al reads Slashdot, but we do. (but who cares?)
4) The site is obviously a parody of intel.com
5) Sorry about the slow server, we'll try to fix.
6) If you like it, _please_ buy the CD or at least vote for the video at Total Request Live.
I can try to answer any questions or whatever.
- keith
Weird Al is a nerd (Score:2)
"I never feed trolls and I don't read spam"
"You've gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen"
"And posting "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er"
"You've got your own newsgroup, alt.total-loser" (it would have been better had he spelled it "luser" but I digress)
I was really surprised to hear it. I love the song - in fact the whole album is really good, particularly the track right before "It's all about the Pentiums, "Your Horoscope for Today" - it made me laugh out loud - and it's definitely a worthwhile album to buy.
(PS: I have written to him on his website to ask if he reads Slashdot - still waiting on a response ;)
Re:Quick question (Score:2)
The thing is, you can't use it for any purpose which would damage the commercial interest of the copyright holder. Generally this means that if you tape something you aren't allowed to sell or rent it. But free, home viewing is okay.
Ehn (Score:2)
I dunno... maybe so much music is crap nowadays that any parody Al does will be dragged down. But I'll still wish we had the Al of "Dog Eat Dog" or "Yoda" back.
(And what's up with the new look? I didn't even recognize him at first!)
Dig past the superficial humor. (Score:2)
*sigh* Yet another person who regrets his childhood rather than revelling in it. Bad memories, eh? I bet coworkers don't bother passing around the joke sheets to you, fearing you'll grumble something about "having work to do, don't have time for such nonesense." Remember that when you have a major coronary due to cumulative stress at the age of 45.
I'm quite happy to proudly proclaim my allegiance to Weird Al. While songs such as Albuquerque are little more than a (fun) stage for really bizarre jokes, songs such as Germs have more subtle messages interleaved in the obvious humor. Even his polkas and their arrangements make a message, at least about the songs being paranoid. (For instance, how about Intergalactic and Ray of Light in Polka Power?)
I have to admit, I personally treat Dare To Be Stupid as a personal anthem of sorts, for two reasons: For one, it savagely pokes fun at the commercialism and common sensibility of our day (eg. "Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet", or perhaps "It's like they say you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free."). For another thing, the title says it all -- you don't always have to be smart, at least not in the conventional sense. You should dare to be stupid, which I interpret to mean (according to the subtle sarcasm of the song) challenge the norms. Dare To Be Stupid presents a very deep, right-brain-centric message that also permeates his work. Anyone who deeply appreciates Dave Barry's or Michael Abrash's works should be able to see this nearly immediately.
And on a separate note...
I have way to much class to let this thread linger.
Come over here and pull on my finger...
(With apologies to Weird Al on the paraphrased lyrics.)
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paranoid -> parodied (Score:2)
I said:
"Weird Al" still rocks my boat. (Score:2)
While the "Eddie Vedder" song isn't exactly as masterful as, say, Dare To Be Stupid, you've gotta admit that Albuquerque is one of Al's greatest accomplishments on Running With Scissors .
--JoePS. There's a data track too...
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Re:Weird Al is a talentless and unfunny Jar Jar ty (Score:2)
I suggest you take the cotton out of your ears and listen a little closer... After all, what's so formulaic about dental hygentists with spatulas tatooed on their arms, alongside a BIG BOWL OF SOUR KRAUT?
--Joe--
Re:Weird Al is a talentless and unfunny Jar Jar ty (Score:2)
Al also does some of his own composition without a net, besides the polka tunes. Things like "You Don't Love Me Anymore" or the last track on this album (I don't have the title on me--the sauerkraut one). They just don't turn into signals.
Great parody! (Score:2)
Dan "white boy that likes rap" Turk
Re:Quick question (Score:3)
Supreme Court case "Sony Corp. of America v. Universal City Studios, Inc.", 464 U.S. 417 (1984):
"The Court held that even unauthorized copying of television broadcasts may not be infringing, and embarked on a fair use analysis. Concerning the first factor, the purpose and character of the use, the Court stated: "If [home video recorders]
were used to make copies for a commercial or profitmaking purpose, such use would presumptively be unfair." Id. at 449. The Court found the "contrary presumption" appropriate, however, since the evidence demonstrated thattimeshifting for home use was a noncommercial, nonprofit activity. Also significant was the nature of the work; timeshifting "merely enables a viewer to see
As long as you don't sell it or use it in some commerical activity, it's okay.
jf