Linkage between Cell-phone Usage and Long Term Memory Loss 220
sashae writes "Wired is reporting that that scientists at the University of Washington suspect that cell-phone usage causes long-term memory loss after a series of tests involving rats swimming in a pool of milk, attempting to find a platform in the centre of the pool. The rats exposed to cell-phone radiation were unable to find the platform after being exposed. "
for what it's worth... (Score:1)
a weird thing that Lai pulled out of his butt,
but it's an old technique used all the time
in neuroscience for studying memory in rats,
called "the Morris water maze." Lots memory studies
have used this, and it seems like
a pretty good way to get at the ability of rats
to remember locations. Not that this means that
the study is correct, just that this technique
isn't quite as goofy as it might sound.
Re:RatHuman Considerations (Score:1)
NEWS FLASH! (Score:1)
ham radio HTs (Score:1)
- Daniel N2SXX
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Re:RatHuman Considerations (Score:1)
Huh? I'm missing something here. Nobody has ever thought that "EM in any strength is completely harmless." It's never been thought that you can stand in front of a 1000w microwave horn to no ill effect, or for that matter in front of a strong laser, or to receive huge quantities of X or gamma rays. People have always known of the tissue-heating safety hazards of both sub (radio/microwave) and supra (UV, X, Gamma) light radiation.
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Re:RatHuman Considerations (Score:1)
Huh? I'm missing something here. Nobody has ever thought that "EM in any strength is completely harmless." It's never been thought that you can stand in front of a 1000w microwave horn to no ill effect, or for that matter in front of a strong laser, or to receive huge quantities of X or gamma rays. People have always known of the tissue-heating safety hazards of both sub (radio/microwave) and supra (UV, X, Gamma) light radiation.
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That explains it! (Score:1)
J.
The solution? (Score:1)
More caffine!
:-)
Ehh..... (Score:1)
Re:Poached Brains or Roasted Nuts? (Score:1)
My thoughts are travelling along another road: Suspend the cellphone with a helium baloon, tethered to the user by several metres/yards of microphone/headset cable. Anyone care to calculate the size of balloon needed for this? (Shouldn't be sooo big for a little StarTac should it?)
The balloon could carry advertising to subsidise the call charges.
However, I suspect cellphone users will be (even more) unwelcome at the movies.
Regards, Ralph.
Poached Brains or Roasted Nuts? (Score:1)
Yeah, wear it on your belt and wait for your gonads to "forget" how to produce sperm.
Seriously, if we buy into the EMR-is-dangerous theory, then where is the safe yet practical place to put that antenna anyhow?
Regards, Ralph.
Radiation in your head or in your pants? (Score:1)
Andrew Gardner
Re:Milk?!? (Score:1)
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Re:Milk?!? (Score:1)
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that explains... (Score:1)
More candidates for Darwin Awards (Score:1)
Re:The real problem... (Score:1)
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Size thing (Score:1)
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Could be perception problem (Score:1)
Rat experiments (Score:1)
Come to find out, the doses they gave the rodents were equivalent to a human
consuming something like 200 cans of diet soda a day, every day, for seven years .
Then there was a chance that you might get cancer.
Drink that much soda and you'll need dialysis long before you have anything to worry about from cancer.
Now if I could just remember...
--Kit
driving skill loss (Score:1)
Re:driving skill loss (Score:1)
Re:RatHuman Considerations (Score:1)
Nextels melt your brain! (Score:1)
Well, if it can do that to electrical equipment, just think of that really thin layer of outer brain that makes you pretty much human going tick tick tick TICKTICKTICK....
:)
Re:Hang Up and Drive! (Score:1)
The day they make me carry a phone OR a pager is the day I change jobs. I might carry one if I got $50 every time it went off.
Rats != Humans; what about dosage? (Score:1)
I mean, I'm disappointed that the Wired article does not mention dosage.. it only implies that it's similar to that of normal cell phone usage.. but that would scale to far greater for rats!
I don't know how they did their study, but if they did the rat equivalent of surrounding a guy with 300 cell phones, the study would be quite worthless.
handsfree winner (Score:1)
I have a small earpiece for my phone with a microphone that clips to my collar. It makes me look like a secret service guy. At any rate, it keeps the cellphone away from my brain.
Cellphones aren't going away, so we need to find solutions.
Electromagnetic radiation (Score:1)
If you look at the above mentioned chart, you will see that these frequencies fall very low (high?) on the radio spectrum. You will also note that at these frequencies, the total energy is also very low. Also, keep this in mind, the natural frequency of water is in the Microwave spectrum, thus this is bad for you. Above the visible spectrum, the energies get pretty high: this is bad for you too.
In order to prove problems with cell phones, you have to convince people that listening to your radio (not even listening but just being in an area with a radio station), TV, cordless phones, and you name it, is not dangerous for you.
If anyone more knowledgable than can expound on this please do.
~afniv
"Man könnte froh sein, wenn die Luft so rein wäre wie das Bier"
Re:Electromagnetic radiation -> OOPS! (Score:1)
Before someone else corrects me: 1.8x10^3MHz = 1.8x10^9Hz.
Thus you are on the ragged edge of radio/microwave spectrum. Thus this whole issue does make sense.
Apologies.
~afniv
"Man könnte froh sein, wenn die Luft so rein wäre wie das Bier"
Help me! (Score:1)
~afniv
"Man könnte froh sein, wenn die Luft so rein wäre wie das Bier"
Re:Milk?!? (Score:1)
He said "Milk seems like it would alter the results".
> but could be inferred from what he said by an invalid, but commonly used, form of reasoning.
Help me fix my reasoning here. I don't see where I inferred anything at all. He said "milk may have altered the results". He's claiming that the results (which he is not disputing) may have something to do with the milk.
Assuming you accept the results and that milk is the only thing we're arguing about, there are only two possible theories: "radiation to the brain causes memory loss," or "radiation to the brain + milk causes memory loss".
I still say that's a freaky argument.
Re:yes but... (Score:1)
20/20 (Score:1)
I agree that much of that story was a bit hyped, and I do have a few issues with some of their "studies" as well. However, even the Time link you gave mentions sensible precautions, like having the antenna pointed away from your head.
Re:Skeptical (Score:1)
Re:Milk?!? (Score:1)
They DID use a control... rats that were NOT exposed to the radiation were able to find the platform.
I find it really weird that you believe radiation in the brain might not cause memory loss, but yet you believe that adding milk will.
Re:Milk?!? (Score:1)
In this case, the counterfactual was that it was somehow possible that the milk was responsible for the memory loss (while ignoring that the control rats had no problem in the milk).
That, I believe, is truly bizarre.
Re:Skeptical (Score:1)
Now, human life expentancy is in the 80s now. Perhaps 10 years of low-level radiation to the brain isn't so bad. But what about 20-years of radiation?
Cell phones have, until very recently, been used mostly by adults. They are now being used more and more by youunger and younger people. People who have not finished growing, and may not have, literally, as thick of a skull as the rest of us.
The effect of THIS experiment showed effects on memory. This can be very subtle. People tend to lose their memory as they age naturally, so the question is really HOW MUCH memory should they have lost. Try and come up with an experiment that compares your memory to what it was 10 years ago, and also what your memory WOULD BE if you hadn't been using a cell phone for 10 years.
Compare cell phones to tobacco. I don't think ANYONE is trying to argue that cell phone related health problems are as severe as smoking problems, but it's a useful analogy. How many years of smoking did it take for people to be generally aware that smoking was somehow linked to health problems? It's only been in the past year or so that the tobacco companies have begun *admitting* how much they knew.
Smoking won't kill you after one cigarette. No one knows exactly how many it does take, but I think it's rare to notice the health effects if you've only been smoking for less than 10 years.
Finally, there is something that you can do (other than giving up your cell phone). Move the radiation away from your skull! They now make cell phones that have a headset that plugs into the base unit. There's no need to keep the antenna next to your brain.
I'm safe... (Score:1)
I have Digital PCS. (c:
He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet.
Am I done yet? (Score:1)
I have a cell phone. I use it about ten minutes a year. In dire emergencies. I find that I sometimes get headaches after using the thing. I think I'm all set with using cell phones from now on. In addition, it's very rude to get a phone call in public, in a quiet place. Having gone to BU, I know all about rude (usually rich and foreign) students who would get calls in the middle of class! And answer them!
Re:yes but... (Score:1)
i am purchasing one of these things as soon as i can find them somewhere. i think the recent 20/20 piece on cellphone radiation caused a buying spree in this area, because no one seems to have them for sale.
-pal
Re:Hmm (Score:1)
phone number (Score:1)
Re:what was the article about I don't remember (Score:1)
Re:RatHuman Considerations (Score:1)
Later in this thread, dmd intends to defy the poster and give three (identical) responses. ;-)
Actually, ... (Score:1)
So go ahead and use that phone -- but avoid contact with milk while doing so.
And if you take milk baths, warm the milk the old-fashioned way, not with your microwave oven!
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It's October 6th. Where's W2K? Over the horizon again, eh?
Weird Test (Score:1)
rat problems (Score:1)
Re:LOL (Score:1)
Silly Stuff (Score:1)
Re:Scientists and Rats (Score:1)
Re:RatHuman Considerations (Score:1)
But they seem to penetrate the walls of most builings I use a cell phone in without severe attenuation...Your skull offers very limited protection.
Re:Poached Brains or Roasted Nuts? (Score:1)
WARNING: don't mix cell phones and milk! (Score:1)
99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code,
fix one bug, compile it again...
All this proves... (Score:1)
Rats on cellphone:
Rat #1: What's up?
Rat #2: Not much.
Rat #1: Wanna go swimming?
Rat #2: 'kay.
Rat #1: Let's go hang on the platform!
Rat #2: Nah, let's just swim around...
Re:RatHuman Considerations (Score:1)
That's precisely why, if I get a cell-phone, I'll be breaking out my tin foil hat collection.
What is the frequency, Kenneth?
Re:RatHuman Considerations (Score:1)
"We have to be careful extrapolating the results to humans," Slesin said. "But the amount of energy going into these animals is really small and not all that different, potentially, from a cell phone."
It sounds suspiciously like they were using actual cell-phone levels of radiation.
This reminds me of the lab test they used to show that some artificial sweetener caused cancer by given the rats a dose equivalent to something like a cup of the stuff (that's probably a exaggeration; but it was a *huge* amount of sweetener). Basically guarantied that the rats would die of *something*. Then one call to the FDA....
Re:Cellphone == Cigarette of the 90's (Score:1)
I still advocate the use of ground-ground missiles for resolving traffic issues caused by cell-phones... causes a little mess, but we'd all be better off in the long run - (I tried to extend this argument to any vehicles with simulated wood paneling, but I got outvoted there) 8^)
Re:Cellphone == Cigarette of the 90's (Score:1)
I suppose cellphones don't quite qualify for the 'health of innocent bystanders' part, unless you count all the morons who try to drive when talking on a cell phone. They make hands-free models, people!!! Get one or don't talk!!!
oh well... just had to vent...
Answer to pest problems (Score:1)
Re:Milk?!? (Score:1)
IIRC, they used milk instead of water so that the rats could not see the platform, they would have to remember where it was.
George
Re:RatHuman Considerations (Score:1)
Get a sharp hole saw for your drill, and cut an inch and a half diameter hole in your microwave front.
Insert rat's head.
Cover rest of hole with foil.
Try 2 minutes on high.
Get many wet paper towels and clean up.
Try 10 seconds on low.
And apologies to David Foster Wallace.
George
got milk? (Score:1)
maybe the rats are rendered smarter (Score:1)
Inconclusive research (Score:1)
Therefore there are two forces affecting the regulations: The phone and semiconductor companies (ie, motorola) and the regulatory forces who are trying to be cautious. You can think of it a little like the tobacco industry in that when a negative report comes out, the corporate organizations tout other positive reports and ignore the bad reports (or make them go away if possible). If a report comes out inconclusive or positive, these organizations push it out into the open.
But then, if you've ever had an MRI then you have experienced magnetic radiation that far surpasses that emitted by a cell phone, though at a different frequency, and with different effects.
Then we could go into the radiation emitted by your monitor, computer, keyboard, mouse, etc. Not as great, but many people are sitting in front of them for longer in one day than they would use a cell phone in a month's time.
I wouldn't be too concerned about it, unless you can change your habits. The only thing that is certian is that you should spend only as much time in such fields as you need to...
-Adam
A Klingon programmer's top 12 phrases:
#6 Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak.
Re:It's not memory loss, it's gas (Score:1)
Check out what The Register has to say [theregister.co.uk] about cell phones and bowel discomfort! True story...
Re:RatHuman Considerations (Score:1)
Even in the case of the cell phones, if this turns out to be real, I think we'll find that the frequency is key. For example, we get bombarded with a lot of radiation every day in the form of visible light at much higher energy levels and (although no one's done a controlled experiment -- I hope), it doesn't seem like that causes memory loss. Maybe the skull is more transparent to microwaves than to visible light, or maybe something in the brain responds differently to microwaves.
No, the original poster was correct. It isn't enough that the product causes harm -- you must prove negligence or worse. That's why the tobacco companies managed to get by for so long without losing a lawsuit (that, and employing a lot of lawyers).Re:RatHuman Considerations (Score:1)
Granted, just about any company other than a tobacco company would settle lawsuits out of court to save money, so even if a company was not negligent, they could still lose a bundle from lawsuits. Futhermore, jury trials are highly unpredictable, and they have a tendency to rob Goliath to pay David, even when David's case is weak. But I stand by my claim the the original poster was correct -- the company must be found negligent.
That was my point about employing a lot of lawyers. I should have mentioned lobbyists as well.Re:Milk?!? (Score:1)
Typical media coverage :/ (Score:2)
All hand waving and qualitive results.
I want to know the method and intensity of irradiation, the number of rats used in the study etc.
One suggested method to alleviate this problem, would be to have the ariel (sp?) on the bottom of the 'phone. It'd still work, but be further from sensitive brain cells, but the obvious solution is handsfree equipment. Give us decent voice recognition and we're sorted. "Phone bob... *click*click* hi bob, i'm stuck in traffic..." etc.
I think I'll wait for NewScientist [newscientist.com] Coverage.
"Special" roads... (Score:2)
There are several studies on the 'net that prove pretty conclusively that driving is impaired (and accident rates, consequently, rise) when people are distracted. (Yes, I know, that seems pretty common sense, but, hell, so does waiting until you get home to make a phone call.)
Stupid people piss me off.
- A.P.
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Pool of milk (Score:2)
Re:RatHuman Considerations (Score:2)
I don't know about this. The idea is that Tobacco Companies knew and intentionally withheld evidence of the deadliness of tobacco, and Ford either knew or was negligent in not knowing that their cars went boom.
The general scientific consensus for years has been that EM in any strength is completely harmless. The concept that it might not be is rather alien.
Imagine if Slashdot's color/font choices caused breakdown in mental stability in some portion of the population. Should CmdrTaco be liable?
Yours Truly,
Dan Kaminsky
DoxPara Research
http://www.doxpara.com
RatHuman Considerations (Score:2)
That being said, one has to wonder about the structure and function of this type of memory, if ostensibly harmless frequency exposure can cause this kind of damage.
Is it fair to make companies liable ex post facto, incidentally? If I have no knowledge that my behavior could cause serious problems, and I make a good faith effort to both discover problems and handle the problem as best I can be expected, should I be liable?
How did they deliver the Microwave radiation? Any chance there were distracting harmonics only audible to the rats that might have polluted the study?
Yeah, this is pretty worrisome.
Yours Truly,
Dan Kaminsky
DoxPara Research
http://www.doxpara.com
Re:Milk?!? (Score:2)
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Meaningless (Score:2)
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"Some people say that I proved if you get a C average, you can end up being successful in life."
Dateline NBC (Score:2)
Depending on HOW you hold the phone, many phones far exceeded the safety limits. Moving the mouthpiece a little closer to your chin will vary the orientation of the antenna and can dramatically increase or decrease your exposure.
They also mentioned that one manufacturer (don't reacall who) had created a headset that plugs into the phone. The phone itself (and all its potentially harmful radiation) is kept far away from your noggin.
Just keep that antenna away from your skull and you'll be fine.
Well ... (Score:2)
How many times? (Score:2)
This is crap science reporting. (Since I haven't read the scientific paper, I can't judge the science). It is possible that low level RF from cell phones had an effect on the rat's ability to find the platform in the middle of the milk, but I don't see how one can conclude that memory is what was affected. How about directional sense or motor coordination?
I still maintain that standing in sunlight complaining about radiation from your cell phone is like calling your neighbor during a hurricane to complain that his cat is breathing on your trees.
Until you have an etiology whereby RF causes harm to your brain, you can't say RF is the cause.
The effects of RF at thes power levels and distances from your neurons is so miniscule. Until you show me a physiological change in brain tissue exposed to RF, I just don't buy it.
Boo! Raaayyydiayyyytion! Boo!
What's hitting you when your turn on a light? Radiation! What's hitting you when you stand in the sun? Radiation (really broadband radiation, too, from DC to daylight)! Radiation is nothing but energy in motion, either in photons (RF, aka "light") or in massive particles (alpha and beta particles, protons, neutrons, or electrons moving at high speeds).
Radiation can really only affect you in a few ways. It can raise your temperature, it can break chemical bonds, or it can cause nuclear change. The first effect is the most common and happens at lower energies (like those in cell phones). The second is an electron effect and happens at higher energies. The third is a nuclear effect at happens at really high energies where neutrons are forced into atomic nuclei making, possibly, unstable isotopes out of stable ones. This last one is quite rare and I don't think any terrestrial RF source has that kind of energy (I'm not a physicist, can this happen at cosmic ray energies?). The second and third effects just don't happen at energies this low. (Actually, I would guess that the second could happen VERY RARELY through some phonon effect or somesuch -- can an educated person help me out here?)
Anyways, I still think this is way overhyped. You get more harmful radiation working in a granite building. If you're really scared, get a mag mount antenna (if you double the distance between your head and the antenna, your reduce the dose to 1/4th, triple it, 1/9th, and so on -- inverse square law, remember?) and keep your calls short.
Maybe they forgot they lost their longterm memory? (Score:2)
Re:The real problem... (Score:2)
No, the real problem was using Konqueror as a browser (kfm) to post an article with a broken < in it rather than < or something like that. Woops
The real problem... (Score:2)
Re:The real problem... (Score:2)
What I meant was: I heard it on local radio some years ago (before 1995; it must be true!) that doctors in Australia had identified a problem amongst users of mobile phones. The mysterious neck ailment was apparently not caused by the phone, however, but by users turning round to make sure someone was *watching* them use them
Re:yes but... (Score:2)
Besides, who's to say your liver or something isn't even more at risk than your brain? We just don't know or understand much about these effects yet...
Re:Poached Brains or Roasted Nuts? (Score:2)
Herewith, then, is the ultimate engineering solution to the problem as only a True Texan could devise it - the Tin Gallon Tin Hat with clever central radiation device.
(Copyright and all patent rights reserved in case anyone is actually silly enough to build it
(Rob: Why can't I include at least a small image here? I hate ASCII art!)
Note antenna safely up above tin hat
(Central position assures optimum
| signal strength!)
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(((( | )))) -- dangerous radio waves
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|[ ]|--- Cellphone plugs into convenient
|...| receptacle in top of hat
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/ |___| \
| |---Tin Gallon Tin Hat
____|_______|____ (Brim protects body from
| _/ \_ harmful radiation)
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" \ YAK / Note microphone hanging from hat!
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This is the true answer to your question of, "where is the safe yet practical place to put that antenna anyhow?" Of course it comes in sizes (taller users get shorter antennae) to ensure doorway clearance. Oh yeah, and this should be a good reason for the rest of you to realize why it's important to drive a pickup truck, something we've known in Texas for a long time!
(and yes, i can say that, since my family has been here for several generations. That said, I prefer the Ferrari to the truck, but it's important to also have a good tow vehicle if you own "a furrin sports car that looks like a shark"...)
Re: Humor is over-rated ... my apologies (Score:2)
Obviously someone else with moderator points didn't get it either
It's not memory loss, it's gas (Score:2)
If you've ever attached a balloon to a small boat, put it in water, then let it go you'll understand what I'm saying and why the mice swim in circles.
Not necessarily applicable (Score:2)
Let's also not get too worked up about one study; the results of just one study are not definitive (in either direction).
How neatly things are tied together (Score:2)
Re:RatHuman Considerations (Score:2)
Actually, IIRC, they managed to go so long without losing a lawsuit for two reasons:
Firstly, the evidence for tobacco causing cancer is statistical and epidemiological. When you deal with discrete cases, it's very hard to pin it on a single causal factor. Lawyers know this; expert witnesses know this, and they can team up and rip great big holes in a study-based argument. (This is why it was such a big jump for a tobacco executive to concede that tobacco could cause harm a couple of years ago; it was their collective policy to deny, deny, deny)
Secondly, big tobacco decided to play the hardest of all hardball and did so very well for decades, both inside and outside a court. They also played it on the political arena; tobacco was up there with aerospace and defense industries when it came to political donations in the eighties. This bought influence paid off handsomely. When the government turned against big tobacco, OTOH, that was the beginning of the end.
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Re:Hmm (Score:2)
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Re:RatHuman Considerations (Score:2)
"The general scientific consensus for years has been that EM in any strength is completely harmless."
I'm afraid I can't agree with you here; the electromagnetic spectrum contains much nastiness, from gamma rays all the way down to sunburn. The problem isn't the frequency; it's the energy that is pumped through the device and how much is absorbed by the brain.
On a similar note, not so way back when I was studying psychology, experimenters used low-frequency RF (I believe somewhere in the AM or microwave band) to destroy areas of the brain in order to simulate lesions. They localized the damage by introducing it with probes, although I'm sure they could have fried a brain from outside the skull given enough power.
You are posing an interersting thought experiment. I happen to think that, yes, if Slashdot's colour scheme turned out to rot the brain one day, Cmdr Taco should end up in the dock for it. However, damages should suit the crime: if there was no knowledge that it could call damage at the time, if there was no malice and no negligence, then damages should reflect that.
That Big Tobacco knew of and withheld evidence on the deadliness of tobacco was certainly an aggravating circumstance, but it wasn't the basis for the charges. When Big Tobacco started producing cigarettes which would eventually kill people, they were liable; when they found out it was deadly but decided to go on marketing it, they were malicious or negligent.
Saying that a lack of maliciousness and negligence excuses the ill is the ultimate "I didn't mean to" defense. It doesn't, so to speak, wear well.
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Re:RatHuman Considerations (Score:2)
Re:Dateline NBC (Score:2)
Actually, it was 20/20.
Depending on HOW you hold the phone, many phones far exceeded the safety limits.
Their report was based on science that is, at best, dubious. Here are a few URLs you may want to review if you are interested in the topic:
http://www.wow-com.com/respons e/sar/german_intro.cfm [wow-com.com] .edu/gcrc/cop/cell-phone-health-FAQ/toc.html [mcw.edu]
http://iago.lib.mcw
http://www.pathfinder. com/time/personal/19991101/health.html [pathfinder.com]
Got Milk? (Score:2)
"After a glass of 2% I just forget all my complaints about the government, its very relaxing. Have some, its bliiiisssss..."
Memory loss? (Score:2)
Rat frying (Score:2)
Meanwhile, my cell phone and brains work ok, but memory loss and symptoms of radiation sickness are observed after alcohol consumption.
Skeptical (Score:3)
Now speculation.
The big problem, IMO, with applying these results to humans is that we shouldn't have to. If cell-phone use results in memory loss, cell-phone users should have noticed something a long time ago (or people studying cell-phone users, anyway). And conversely, it should be simple enough to verify the results by studying cell-phone users. Considering that lab rats seem to be vulnerable to everything known to man, I'm not really convinced.
Hmm (Score:3)
We can start the process of generalizing and extending theories when we know the how and why of the subject. Alone, this experiment is scientific trivia: not uninteresting, but unattached to the greater body of knowledge.
I'd think that knowledge of this mechanism would be important for a fair bit more than cell phones - think about all the things that we use which give off some kind of signal. This makes further research in this vein quite relevant and necessary.
Likewise, we should consider the nature of the study data. Is it replicable to humans, most importantly. Although ethics considerations may preclude testing directly, evidence of a long-term memory deficit could possibly be teased out of an epidemiological or statistical study.
In any case, my own cell phone is staying where it usually does: in my coat pocket and turned off.
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Re:Skeptical (Score:4)
In particular, there's a 3-way correlation that would make it very hard to study memory loss problems on cell phone users without actually setting up a proper experiment with a control, etc.
1) Cell<->Stress.
People with busy (therefore stressful) lives tend to be much more likely to carry cell phones. (Or you could say that cell phone users are the people more likely to be leading stressful lives -- whatever.) I only have anecdotal evidence, but I suspect it could be found to be more general with a little bit of research. Also, Cell phones can be stressful. Either way, increased usage would tend to be associated with increased stress.
2) Stress<->Memory Problems.
There is research indicating that stress has a negative effect on memory. (And I've noticed this personally, too)
3) Cell<->Stress<->Memory Problems.
So, people with cell phones are likely to have memory loss problems without it being caused by the cell phone. (Instead both cell phone use and memory loss stemming from a stressful lifestyle)
And, note: I don't mean to say that all cell phone users are stressed. Personally, I find that once things like cell phones are recognized as being solely for the convenience of the person carrying it (and therefore it's ignored if inconvenient to answer it or the caller-id shows that it's an annoying person, people that abuse it are beaten until they stop, etc.) a cell phone is a handy convenience.
What the research shows (Score:4)
Yuppies who use cell-phones in their endless effort to win the rat-race while buoyed up by the milk of human kindness, tend to forget the ethical platform, their veritable solid ground in a shifting, fluid sea of corporate mentality, and become wife-beating dead-beat dads and absentee fathers who do not contribute to society in the slightest.
Actually, we need to remember (hard to do, since we use cell-phones) that dairy products are high in fat, which is bad for you.
If I was forced to swim around in a pool of milk, I'd have a hard time remembering things as well.
Reminds me of an old joke about a Russian scientist experimenting with flies.
1. Remove fly wings so it doesn't escape, and place fly on table.
2. Move hands towards fly: Observed that fly walks away.
3. Remove a leg from the fly.
4. Place fly on table.
5. repeat steps 2 thru 4 as needed.
Conclusion: After the removal of all legs, the fly becomes conditioned not to fear hands.