More Stupid Patent Tricks 168
CyberLeader writes "Apparently CDNow has patented the ability to create a custom CD over the Web." Insert appropriate sarcastic comment here. And I've actually patented respiration, so if everyone could send me a small royalty fee whenever they breathe, that'd be great.
SOMEONE KILL ME NOW! (Score:2)
I'm going to patent "A method of patenting something completely obvious in an attempt to gain a monopoly on a nich Internet market"
Yeah, thats the ticket!
Patents on slashdot (Score:5)
It seems like the same stuff gets rehashed on a daily basis with this patent stuff, along with 'i've patented pooping, everyone has to let me watch them poop' posts.
Is it ok if I owe ya for a few breaths? (Score:3)
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Will it ever stop? (Score:1)
Monopoly by "dibs." (Score:2)
The patent system is being used to call "dibs" on specific markets.
Eventually, there will have to be a test case, I imagine. Is there any precedent cases for patents on business models?
Re:So What? (Score:1)
No way it will stand up in court... (Score:1)
This ranks up there with the guy who tried to patent html forms.
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How to win the Patent Game (Score:1)
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Re:So What? (Score:1)
It's the frivolous patenting of the obvious.
What CDNow has chosen to do is akin to me patenting the ability to collate paperwork through the mail... hey... have I just struck gold or what?!
Let's say we have to play this game... (Score:1)
Does this apply everywhere? (Score:2)
So does this patent apply in the UK too? Has all our work and investment been totally wasted?
Here's the patent (Score:2)
Hmm (Score:1)
Do you sell customised CDs over the web?
Is this a "stupid patent"(tm) because it's blatantly not a patentable concept, or because it's a patent, and more to do with political/moral beliefs?
I think it's a pretty valid one. Being able to create a customised CD over the web, whilst not being a hugely unique idea (in that no-one else could possibly think of it), sounds reasonably patentable to me.
I'd like to think I'm missing something completely obvious, but it seems more and more of these patent stories are "Boo! Hiss! They patented something!" Whilst, admittedly, some of the patents are stupid - "a one click system"? - this one seems reasonable to me. Have you actually used CDnows system?
Comparing it to "patenting respiration" does you no credit.
The Patent Office should go into Safe Mode (Score:1)
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Re:Patents on slashdot (Score:2)
I don't. I want to hear about this stuff. I want others to hear about it, too. I want something done about these ridiculous patents.
The problem isn't that articles about stupid patents are being posted on Slashdot; the problem is that the patents are being granted.
Something needs to be done to stop these patents, and fast!
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Hey, what did you expect? (Score:1)
Cause and effect.
Please make an expert panel about this (Score:1)
Ask the team of legal experts that are to write about the Microsoft trial if they'd be willing to answer questions about patent follies, too.
Anyway, are there any initiatives in the US to make this patent game a thing of the past? Is there anyone who still thinks that these patents have any use whatsoever?
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This is absurd. (Score:1)
-PovRayMan
egads (Score:1)
so what's wrong with that (Score:4)
I assume that creating a usable process by which custom CD's can be created over the Web is a fairly difficult accomplishment. CDNow, assuming their process satisfies the requirements (among which I believe is a requirement that it not be trivial), is certainly deserving of a patent. But everyone should note that THIS DOESN'T MEAN THAT NOBODY ELSE CAN CREATE CUSTOM CD'S OVER THE WEB WITHOUT INFRINGING CDNOW'S PATENT. All it means is that nobody can use the process that CDNow has developed. There are sure to be lots of different ways to create custom CD's, aren't there?
(I am a laywer, albeit not one well-versed in patent law. It doesn't take much knowledge of the law, though, to realize that if people are getting upset just because CDNow got a patent on creating custom CD's over the web, then they likely don't understand even the basics of how patent law works.)
Patent is actually old (Score:2)
is it really useful? (Score:1)
This patent doesn't just apply to music ..... (Score:3)
It even covers books and paper.
This could be waved as a very big stick
Prior art? you betcha .... how about the batch queue for your local printer for a start :-)
we can all agree on a few points (Score:1)
- The patent system (as opposed to the copyright system) concentrates more on purpose, than implementation. If you own a patent, you still control the invention, even if someone writes a "clean room" implementation.
- U.S. courts have more-or-less determined that you can't do much of anything patent-related without an attorney that specializes in patent law. Judges believe that Joe Average can't possibly understand it well enough on his own.
- Patent portfolios are an important part of big business. If you don't patent something remotely related to what you are doing, you risk having someone else grab it.
- Patent requests are not investigated in enough detail before being granted. As shown on Slashdot, many patents are granted for things that are quite obvious, or things that are supposed to be unpatentable (e.g. mathematical algorithms).
- Patent expirations last far too long for the computer industry.
So with that little summary in mind, I can see a few ways to improve the system.
Make patents easily searchable, even by a non-lawyer (reduce redundancy). Make them much more difficult to obtain, not by money, but by scrutiny (emphasize REAL inventions). Give an equal opportunity to the basement inventor and the corporation. It should not require an armload of cash and lawyers to obtain one, if your invention is sound.
If these steps could be taken in good faith, I think the patent system could live up to its original intent, and benefit inventors without harming the public.
Best regards,
SEAL
Hmm (Score:1)
Maybe they'll patent the CD creation process and require everyone who makes a CD to pay them a fine. Or how about patenting do it yourself mixes? Or, maybe, they could patent how you have sex. Or how about patenting the acronym CD? (after all, it IS in their websites name).
Erm, disregard the one about sex. No idea how that got there.
Re:No way it will stand up in court... (Score:1)
I hold a patent # 08-15 that describes driving forward as a new and practical way of moving human bodies and other organic and even non-organic tissue or matter.
Don't even think of it - I also own the patent 1800F...ME2 describing a device that rotates on what it is standing on any given moment around an axis so that whatever it was standing on before can be re-used (free of charge) a later time, ie as soon as this you-know-what has completed a 360 degree turn around said axis. (phhh - how would a non-natively-english speaking person describe a wheel w/o employing that specific word?)
Maybe, if you talk in enough riddles, you could fool a patent of nearly everything out of the patent office. Fortunately, U.S. patents are not necessarily valid in other countries. Go and patent 'their' stuff elsewhere...
sheesh (Score:1)
Who grants these? (Score:1)
Read the patent. (Score:2)
See the actual patent [164.195.100.11] for details, and note that it was filed over 3.5 years ago...
This also apparently deals with controlling the manufacturing itself instead of, say, faxing a list of songs you want in what order and having some poor schmo burn it for you. The packaging is included within the process -- it looks like it's meant to be completely automated *and* distributed (think: multiple manufacturing sites).
My New Patent (Score:1)
How to anger CDNow and RIAA in one fell swoop (Score:1)
Note: if anyone does do this, good luck..
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This process has already been done! (Score:1)
one of the better ones (Score:1)
My new patent (Score:1)
Re:Hey, what did you expect? (Score:1)
Patent law has been around for quite a bit longer than the start of the term of MY senator.. I dunno about your's...
Re:Will it ever stop? (Score:1)
Re:Patents on slashdot (Score:5)
A decent IP lawyer could make a cottage industry of all the prior art pointed out on
Everyone says something should be done about this, anyone want to take the first step?
so unoriginal its not even funny (Score:1)
patents are patently stupid.
Consumer collective power (Score:1)
Re:So What? (Score:1)
Re:Let's say we have to play this game... (Score:2)
But unless it's a fully automated system that can shunt requests to any appropriate site, and do everything from burn it to package it, it wouldn't seem likely.
Re:Read the patent. (Score:2)
If I can prove that in 30BC one could write off a local scribe and ask him to produce a volume containg the works of Ovid and Plato in a certain order then this is prior art ..... I'm sure there's prior art down the centuries for this one
(to the classics geeks - before you flame me I only guessed at 30BC OK?)
Patents pending (Score:1)
* Use of special character sequences to delimit human-readable text from program code. The following sequences are covered by the patent:
* Use of right angles to attach lines together, creating formations technically known as "rectangles"; also covers use of "rectangles" to delineate spaces in such technologies as window systems, newspapers and banner ads.
* Use of "patents" to restrict the rights of programmers to use the best and most obvious techniques to "get the job done".
Licensing and royalty details will be forthcoming.
Thank you.
Re:So What? (Score:1)
Grrrrrrrrr.
I should add ... (Score:1)
Patented respiration, eh? (Score:2)
But I don't plan to enforce my patent, so don't sweat it.
[insert sheepish pun-slinger grin here]
Hmmm I think they are mistaken! (Score:1)
Also, a while back when MP3's were still pretty new I remember seeing some nice websites where you could ask the person to put up some of his/her mp3's from a list that they provided! Its almost the same concept now with some places and their realaudio feeds!
Having the ability to customize what you want to listen to is not a new concept and i think that it is crap that cdnow would even think of this! and all the jokes aside, this idea of patenting everthing just CANNOT be good for the market!
hell, even microsoft did not try to patent (IN MY KNOWlEDGE) stuff so stupid!!! Hehehe, we all know that the little paperclip with M$OFFICE is a _NEW_ concept for the world to enjoy!
Re:so what's wrong with that (Score:1)
Maybe I'm oversimplifying this.. but couldn't you just write a few scripts that fed a command line cd-burner that was hooked up to your huge library of cds or mp3s?
Then all ya need is a monkey to put the blank cd in and take it back out
HEY! they could patent the monkey part... again... just curious
Booorrriiinnnggggg..... (Score:1)
Re:Hey, what did you expect? (Score:2)
Mr. Nader is none of the above (unless you consider his occasional rant as entertainment), and may be running for the Green nomination (if only in CA). Mr. Bush should deliver a thank-you note if Nader does actually try...
You've also got the occasional former general (although not for a while; perhaps Eisenhower being the most recent case at the Presidential level)...
Patent This! (Score:1)
Re:Does this apply everywhere? (Score:1)
Re:Hmm (Score:1)
If they were to say that "We would like to patent selling custimised CDs over the internet using such and such a process with a particular system for data capture, indexing, manufacture, shipping and tracking" then that would be reasonable.
However attempting to patent the concept of selling CDs over the internet is the same as attempting to patent selling any other product over the internet with a range of options that can be customised by the user. For example, it would be ridiculous to take out a pent on selling cars over the web with the option to select the colour/trim level/engine etc.
It is a "stupid" patent because the idea is already in the public domain, and it is business model rather than an invention or design.
I don't think much will amaze me anymore... (Score:1)
I wonder why people are never seizing to commit senselessly stupid acts like these. Of course meaning that I would probably never file for such a patent, and I would probably dispise anybody who would, or would attempt to.
Sincerely,
Alexander
Re:so what's wrong with that (Score:2)
Re:Hmm (Score:1)
What I'm querying is the 'sensationalism' of the article...
Blatant misuse of of your brain (Score:1)
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
I patented the enzymes in human saliva. (Score:1)
Next month, I'll be copyrighting the letter "E."
Re:I should add ... (Score:2)
The present invention is directed to user defined assembly and manufacture of a product, particularly electronic media, wherein each component of the manufacturing process and system can be remotely located to decentralize the manufacturing process. The invention relies on a communications infrastructure, for example the Internet (based upon the Transmission Control Protocol/Internet Protocol, TCP/IP), wherein each component of the system is able to pass relevant data to a subsequent component until a complete user defined product is created.
It's mentioned. Not required (only 'preferred'), but it's definitely mentioned.
Read the patent ..... (Score:1)
The basic patent has nothing about CDs, music or the internet .... just the ability to communicate the order of some objects to a remote place and have them fixed into an unspecified medium.
"Stupid patent" articles (Score:1)
*bah!* (Score:1)
Bullshit! Then why did you go to all the trouble to get a bloody patent? That's the only reason anything gets patented these days. It's not like a web interface to cdrecord is anything earth shatteringly novel that it warrants a patent to protect it. CDNOW want's (needs?) a patent so it can milk a mini-monopoly on customized music CDs. Plus, it makes the company look more profitable -- after all, a merger is pending.
Time to go read the fine print. Does the patent cover track-at-once, session-at-once, and/or disk-at-once recording?
There goes Mp3.com (Score:1)
Obfuscated Wording (Score:2)
Is it just me, or does it seem that companies word the patents in such a way as to confuse the patent office? So companies can patent anything (even things that have already been patented) as long as they word it in a new and confusing way?
Re:so what's wrong with that (Score:5)
Like any large computer system that handles orders, production, and shipments, of course it is rather tricky to implement.
But that a system is large and tricky doesn't validate the claim for a patent. Are they doing anything new here? People have been taking orders from "'Frisco, Capetown, Chicago, and Auckland, and minimizing things like production and shipping cost/time" for quite some time now, and usually the systems they have been using to manage this have been large and complicated.
The only new thing about this is that they plugged it to a cdburner, which as the previous post notes, is not that difficult to do. Where exactly is the need for a patent other than an attempt to harass any competition?
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Re:I should add ... (Score:1)
It's a strange patent .... usually the prefered embodyment is actually called out in the claims something along the lines of a claim with "The method of claim 1 where the order information is transmitted to the remote location using the TCP/IP internet protocol" - but there's none of that there - just these 7 very generic claims
Re:I should add ... (Score:2)
Makes one vaguely wonder if they're interested in branching out into other areas ala Amazon.
Re:Obfuscated Wording (Score:1)
"Defining 'user interface', yadda yadda, as per the 1998 Merriam-Webster Dictionary..." ?
Can I be a patent officer? (Score:1)
Re:Read the patent yourself (Score:1)
And where in the claims does it mention music? the internet? CDs? it doesn't it mentions "entering orders" "transactions" "media" etc etc
For example a 'recording medium' could be a person with a pencil and paper, 'verifying a finacial transaction' could be picking up the phone and calling the bank, or writing them a letter
It does however include a claim involving an "electronic recipt" but that just means they sent you e-mail once they got the order - there's no mention of the order being done electronically
This is good!! (Score:2)
The House and Senate already have a set of reform bills on the table - HR 1907 and S.1798. At least S. 1798 includes a requirement that the GAO examine the quality of business model patents, which of course are starting to multiply like crazy right now. Call or write and complain about software patents too.
Re:So What? (Score:1)
Watch It! (Score:1)
I already had this idea... (Score:1)
I've got the answer (Score:1)
Re:Patents on slashdot (Score:1)
As much as this is a "stupid patent" (Score:3)
I must patent this idea to prevent others from patenting this 1st, and therefore shutting me out of the market.
No matter how obvious, lame, or whatever the patent may seem, its better to have the un-enforcable patent on your side, than it is to NOT have it there.
Business is all about having an un-level playing field. And the more un-level you can make it, the better for you. Your stockholders demand high returns...and the best way to insure that is to have a government sponsored monopoly. Be it a patent, contract, or other such device.
I guess you can be thankful that to date Microsoft hasn't been the ones filing and getting such patents. I'm betting that Bill is now having them file on almost ANY idea.
And its the abuse of the system that will make it collapse. Be sure to take the time and draft a letter or 2 to your congress-critter about patent abuse....cite these as claims that the system needs to be re-thought.
No simple answer (Score:2)
But... it is patent infringement to import into the United States a product made with a patented process. Also, an argument could be made that part of the process is actually conducted in the US, when the user (a US customer) orders a CD on the Internet.
My conclusion in the memo I wrote was that there is nothing stopping a US court from finding you guilty for patent infringement except diplomacy and good sense.
So, be careful! Read the patent closely, find prior art, etc...
prior art... (Score:1)
-Buff
separate department? (Score:1)
Re:so what's wrong with that (Score:3)
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Is the USPTO infringing on this patent? (Score:4)
Take a look at this page [uspto.gov] on the USPTO's own web site. It allows you to order customized set of patents on their site, and they can either be downlaoded onto your machine or sent to you in the mail.
CD-Now's patent seems to cover the general concept of customizing a product via a website, and automating its manufacture and delivery. The key difference they site between their patent and the (dubious) prior art is that it involves a network such as the Internet. The only thing that ties their patent to burning CDs is that that is the "preferred embodiment."
This whole idea of patenting business models is absurd, and needs to stop.
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Re:Hey, what did you expect? (Score:1)
How about some credit where credit is due? (Score:1)
ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Score:1)
My $0.02
Re:Patented respiration, eh? (Score:1)
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League for Programming Freedom (Score:2)
The League for Programming Freedom was once upon a time the chief organization that fought software patents. For a time they kind of dissipated, but can now be found at http://lpf.ai.mit.edu/ [mit.edu].
The LPF now chiefly appears to be a news site. If there are Slashdotters who have financial, political or legal expertise to throw at this problem, contributing those gifts to LPF would be a wonderful and important thing to do.
Exactly what is going on here? (Score:2)
I have to start wondering exactly what is up with the American patent office. Do ANY patents get turned down? Or do they just stamp everything and wait for a court battle (which the defendant might not afford) to decide the validity of a patent.
Politically, I am against the whole idea of patents. I believe that thought should be free, period, and that we should model our society with that at the core, not as an afterthough: but that is not even the issue here. Whether you like patents or not, their purpose is fairly clear: to give back to the inventor of something for the disadvantage he has on spending money inventing the thing.
Medical patents are the best example. Companies spend millions of R&D of a new drug, and the only way they can afford to do that is if they can sell it exclusively for a period. But this? How many millions did CDnow spend thinking up the idea that you could put forms on the net where people can order songs that are then burned to cd?
They should have come to me, I would have "consulted" them on it for only around 100K.
Yes, implementing the system might be difficult, but they don't need a patent to protect them from that. Anyone copying their invention would incur the same costs. No one (well, except a bunch of american lawyers) said patents were around to make the inventors of something rich: only to make it fair. Patents are not an "I thought of this first so I should get rich" thing, they are an "I incured great costs developing this, so I should have a chance to regain them" thing.
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maybe ..... (Score:1)
actually I think that a key element of the claims is that you can choose the order in which the things that you order are embedded in the result.
The first part of the first claim seems to say that the user is given a list of things they can order and then they specify which things and in which order - this is frankly the only vaguely novel feature in this patent .... but it also decribes how I order chinese food around the corner and how they produce it for me and put it on the table :-)
I've patented sex! (Score:1)
I also have a patent pending on the doggie position and well as six other popular positions.
This means, if you want to have sex, you'll either need to obtain a license from me, work out some obscure new position or do it outdoors.
How's about this for a solution.... (Score:1)
Re:How to anger CDNow and RIAA in one fell swoop (Score:1)
Re:As much as this is a "stupid patent" (Score:2)
Their director of digital products says it all here. First he states that they aren't out to aggressively enforce it, then he states that they are going to try to force licensing upon their competitors.
It's agreed that this is a big problem. Smaller companies are pretty much screwed once they get sued -- even if there is prior use. I myself was threatened with litigation because one of my software products had a similar data transaction and storage method than theirs and they had a patent. I had never heard of them prior. We were also operating in different market segments. Did that stop them? Nope, they wanted 30% of my profits and an up front 20,000 dollar licensing fee. I instead told them to jump in a lake and quickly offered all my clients a free upgrade with a reworked system (which took about 3 days when they claimed they had perfected their process in years of being in the industry since 1991).
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Re:This is absurd. (Score:2)
On a side note, how do I turn off that damn quicktime png viewer?
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Re:Obfuscated Wording (Score:2)
It's really strange - patentese is a unique dialect of english with it's own internal consistancy.
In many ways it is very like a sort of strangely restricted programming language. It has variables (you name something XYZ to create an instance then refer to it as 'the XYZ'), arrays of variables ('the first XYZ', 'the second XYZ', etc), limited subtoutine calling (you can refer to previous claims). And finally bizarre boolean logic (I'm not going to explain 'and' and 'or' because I don't really understand them and always end up arguing with the patent attorney - but they don't mean what you think [hint I think 'or' means exlusive or and sometimes 'and' means or])
Re:Patents on slashdot (Score:2)
In the past, it was my opinion that patents were generally a good thing, and encouraged innovation. I believed that software patents, for a number of reasons, were uniquely bad, because they differed in many ways from other types of patents.
But the sheer idiocy behind some of the patents granted I've seen recently is slowly turning my opinion around. I am starting to believe that patents are just a bad idea, period. They do not protect the "little guy"; instead they are horded by large corporations. And, really, if an idea is truly good, you should be able to make money actually producing the product or service it covers. True, someone else could do the same, but if the idea truly is unique and non-obvious, you should still have a leg up for a while.
It's just getting to the point, I'm afraid, where the negative effects of patents are beginning to outweigh the positives.
If eliminating patents all together is too radical a solution, perhaps some reform of the patent system is in order; patent length could be shortened, competent patent examiners could be hired, a limit on the number of patents per individual/organization could be instituted, etc.
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Re:League for Programming Freedom (Score:3)
If you live in Europe, you should check out freepatents.org [freepatents.org]. The LPF site may be mostly news, but in Europe there is stuff happening. Software patents have not been introduced in the EU, but there is a danger that they will be. But it's not too late.
Alternatively, you can buy Alan Cox's USPTO T-shirt [thinkgeek.com] at ThinkGeek [thinkgeek.com].
Re:No simple answer (Score:2)
Of course, a court will not exercise personal jurisdiction if it would be "unfair," but that is veru hard to show...
Patent away (Score:2)
It is my hope that the absurd patenting of business models, mathematics, and science continues unabated until business, science, and the software industry is brought to a crawl.
Why? Because maybe when it starts making it impossible to do business or science and the resulting financial and technological losses become so obvious to the powers that be that they can no longer ignore it, maybe the cheap whores
The worst thing for everybody would be a situation in which business as usual would be able to continue unabated while innovation outside of Redmond and other centers of corporate America who can afford to swap patent portfolios is completely stifled. We are rapidly moving in this direction -- the only hope to prevent it is to make sure the patenting system does significant damage to the very industries in which the abusers of the system are profiting. Anything that can be done to encourage the system to eviscerate itself should be encouraged.
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Re:No simple answer (Score:2)
But, in this case, the company has not only set up a website, but will begin the process of conducting business on the Internet. Numerous courts have found that there is jurisdiction over defendants on the basis of their contacts with the forum state through the Internet. See, e.g., Compuserve v. Patterson, 89 F.3d 1257 (6th Cir. 1996) (Patterson, who had no other contacts with the state, transferred files to Compuserve in Ohio for distribution), Playboy v. AsiaFocus International, 1998 U.S. Dist. LEXIS 10359 (E.D.Va. 1998) (defendant was a foreign company who infringed on Playboy's copyright in the forum state because the website was targeted there).
I think that the moment that the company in this case completes a sale and ships a product into the United States that they will be sued for patent infringement and that there will be jurisdiction. Of course, neither of us can be sure because there hasn't been a case that has dealt with this specific issue. Let's wait and see.
By the way, it's quite fun to run into someone on