Movie Reviews:GalaxyQuest 145
Allright truth be told, I'm a not a super trekkie. I'm right on the border. I mean sure, when I first got the sci-fi channel last may, for like 2 months I tuned in every night at 7pm and watched an episode of the original series, and I enjoyed it. But over the years the series has come and gone, and repeated itself. Voyager is mediocre, but sometimes great. DS9 had potential and then turned into a soap opera. TNG was fun, but oh so preachy. And about half of the movies are absolute crap (My favorites are in order, Kahn, Spock, First Contact and Undiscovered Country. The worst are Generations and last fall's total crapfest, Insurrection).
So the truth is out. When Trek is good, its great, and when its bad, its horrible. I think even the most die hard trekkie can accept that. And I also think that even the most die hard trekkie can accept the healthy lampooning that they take in GalaxyQuest.
Tim Allen play the Captain, Alan Rickman plays a surly Spockish role, and Sigourney Weaver plays the largest breasted crewman who's primary job is to repeat whatever the computer she says... and even she knows that its a stupid job.
Essentially, these 3, along with the Scottyish charachter (who has the best lines and scenes in the movie) and the "Extra" who died and was forgotten in some episode way back when are washed up actors from the early 80s television program "GalaxyQuest". These days they get by making personal appearances and GalaxyQuest Conventions where Questarians pay fifteen bucks a pop for autographs.
At one of these cons, a group of wacky looking costumed kids asks captain Tibbit for a 'Personal Appearance' (and yes, they get the requested limo). Of course you've seen the trailers, they turn out to be aliens who intercepted the signals of the bad 80s space adventures, and interpretted them to be "Historical Documents" of a real band of space heros. They then modeled their society after them: complete with building an exact replica of the Protector. Now that they are in conflict, they need help, and they retrieve our heros to save the day.
So thats the plot. Comedy follows. The range the spectrum of "Good trying to look Bad" all the way to just bad, to pretty dang cool. The acting is all great... the aliens are quirky and naive tenticled beings that squeeze laugh after laugh just with crazy facial expressions. The cast themselves are right on the money, parodying the conventions that the original Star Trek series created (the running gags about the "Extra" dying are just great... he's the red shirted guy with no last name: he's destined to die, it happens every episode right?).
And of course there are the Trekki-I mean, the Questarians. Geeks who ask technical questions about contradictions between episodes, or scientific questions derived from badly written episodes of a low budget television program. You know these guys. I know these guys.
The truth is that this movie was lovingly crafted by people who obviously knew their stuff about the star trek world, and the bizarre cult that has sprung up around it here in the real world. They've seen that its crazy, and they've had a lot of fun with it. This isn't the greatest parody in the world (Mel Brooks pretty well has a lock on that between Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, and Spaceballs) but its more than a parody of a movie or a genre, its a parody of something that has surpassed the small screen and the big screen, and become part of lives in a way that few programs have. Its about the show that causes people to dress up with pointy ears, or write a book so that others can learn the tongue of a fictitious warrior race.
See this movie. Hell, its better than half of the Star Trek movies.
I'm Primed. (Score:2)
Re:I'm Primed. (Score:1)
Another good Star Trek/Alien/Star Wars etc. Parody (Score:2)
Another good movie that parodies a lot of those cool science fiction movies is Space Balls. [imdb.com] It's directed by Mel Brooks and it was quite funny when I first saw it.
"...you might as well skip the Xmas celebration completely, and instead sit in front of your linux computer playing with the all-new-and-improved linux kernel version."
More movie reviews? (Score:1)
Galaxy Quest (Score:2)
The Previews (Score:2)
If it were not for this article, I would have not even thought that this movie was worth the $9 some-odd dollars Canadian to go to the theatre and see it. I probably still won't, simply because I can't stand lame comedies - something that the trailor has showed me.
I know there's going to be contradicting points, but please keep them down to a low growl.
With spoof issues,
Matthew
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Very good... (Score:2)
lots of laughs.. (Score:1)
Some of the best parodies were on Dr. Demento show (Score:2)
4$ movie night (Score:1)
I paid too much.
For another review: (Score:2)
scifi.ign.com/movies/3408.html [ign.com]
They also gave the show a pretty good review, and I must admit I am looking forward to seeing it. This review gives away a little more plot and character information, so beware!
B. Elgin
Good movie for kids and adults (Score:2)
All in all, I've been recommending this to all my friends. Definitely worth seeing.
So you don't have to see it to know you don't like (Score:1)
The movie was frickin' hilarious.
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Worst Trek movies (Score:2)
Come on, Rob. Everyone knows that the absolute worst Star Trek movie of all time has got to be ST V:Final Frontier, aka "The Quest for God". Ridiculous plot, laughable characterizations -- and it had the audacity to use the sub-title "Final Frontier", which really should have been reserved for the last ST movie.
ST:The Motion Picture isn't much better, but it's forgivable as the first attempt to bring ST back to the public (also as the by-product of the first failed ST II series).
And while it is possible to laud the merits of the ST films you've enjoyed, you've ignored ST IV:Voyage Home, which was a total joy to watch, despite making no sense.
Now I will step down off my fanatical soapbox, lest someone parody me in Galaxy Quest II...
- Richie
Where are the trekie ticket boost? (Score:1)
I'm sure the story told is in every trekie's dream at one point or another. The only thing I'm wondering is why aren't the trek fans all out there seeing it again and again to improve ticket sales? It is such a fantasy come true! I can feel my inner child hoppning on the Protector with the actors...
Go see it! Have fun!
Re:The Previews (Score:1)
At least it wasn't as hyped up as TPM, there is something to be enjoyed here!
Saw it, loved it. (Score:1)
With the aliens, they did a Coneheads-ish shtick that, while it worked for the movie, could have been handled differently.
It wasn't great cinema, but a good, solid comedy SF movie.
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GalaxyQuest: Best _Star Trek_ movie ever made? (Score:2)
better than _Spaceballs_ (Score:3)
I'd love to know what people associated with Trek think of the movie. Does Shatner recognize himself (and his toupee) in Tim Allen?
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"But, Mulder, the new millennium doesn't begin until January 2001."
Galaxy Quest "Fan" site (Score:5)
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Re:The Previews (Score:1)
This movie is great! Your attempt to form a preconception based on a few sketchy previews is misguided, and (IMHO) leads you to the wrong conclusion.
I wasn't expecting anything anywhere near as good as what I saw. I've never heard the audience laugh so hard at a movie.
Re:GalaxyQuest: Best _Star Trek_ movie ever made? (Score:1)
Of course, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan actually had a plot, with characters consistently demonstrating IQs of at least 100. You can't say that for a lot of Trek movies ... or TV episodes ... or other Hollywood movies....
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"But, Mulder, the new millennium doesn't begin until January 2001."
Better actors than Star Trek (Score:1)
However, the plot and the jokes don't live up to the cast: don't pay $8.00 to see this thing. Wait and rent it. (or at least go to a matinee)
Re:I'm Primed. (Score:1)
that same "millenium crap" applies to the century as well... same logic, same reasoning... etc. the 21st century begins in
Re:Galaxy Quest "Fan" site (Score:2)
The marketing people must have scrunged through every fan site on Yahoo! Geocities and Lycos Tripod to pull off this superb parody.
Re:Worst Trek movies (Score:1)
I think it has to be a tie between 5 & Insurrection.
Personally, I just rolled at the scene in Insurrection where the people are jumping off the bridge and screaming when the phaser blasts are about 20 yards behind them...
Even # = Good (Except for #2)
Odd # = Bad
All the NG movies so far = Suck.
Pax.
Re:The Previews (Score:1)
grrrrrrrr......
Anyone else (Score:1)
think the Protector [galaxyquest.com] looks like the Quake Logo?
Or mabey it's just me..
Ex-Nt-User
Re:Worst Trek movies (Score:2)
Re:I'm Primed. (Score:1)
--Justin Pfifer
ST: V a hoax (Score:3)
It's commonly understood that the so called 'fifth' Star Trek movie was a clever hoax; and so successful in fact that the official movie releases skipped 'V' entirely in order to avoid confusion.
To clarify: There _is_ no Start Trek: V 'Final Frontier'. It was just a dream. A bad dream. Probably brought on by too much pizza. Really.
Re:Galaxy Quest "Fan" site (Score:1)
His "activities" include "HTML Coders Association"... but of course! Isn't it a reqirement that you belong to some sort of HTML association before you can put up a crappy fan web site?
Re:Worst Trek movies (Score:1)
Sucked:
I The Motion Picture
III Search for Cash^w Spock
V Final Frontier
VII Generations
IX Insurrection
Good:
II Wrath of Khan
IV Voyage Home
VI Undiscovered Country
VIII First Contact
Admittedly, my tastes lean toward the ones
As a side note, I have a friend who completely blocked out Final Frontier until she saw a bootleg copy of the MST3K'd version. Must have been the campfire songs.
Tech Sgt. Chen rules! (Score:1)
Of course, this is much funnier in the movie then the way I tell it, and there are many more moments like this in the movie where our sci-fi series stereotypes get turned inside out. GO SEE THIS FILM! It probably IS the best Trek film yet.
Marc
Unreal Character in Galaxy Quest???? (Score:1)
Just a thought,
heff
Trekkers?....TrekiEEEEEZZZ! (Score:1)
Re:Unreal Character in Galaxy Quest???? (Score:1)
Big green alien image [amazon.com]
i sense a conspiracy here!
i guess you could say that. (Score:1)
Someone else remembers? (Score:1)
except for 2?!?!?!? (Score:1)
My favorite crap scene was in Insurrection where Riker uses a $20 joystick to shoot some torpedo or something. That was just so pathetic.
Re:More credit due. (Score:1)
-Akikage
Re:Worst Trek movies (Score:1)
Final Frontier MST3K? (Score:1)
Re:Galaxy Quest "Fan" site (Score:3)
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Re:Where's "Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Mone (Score:1)
How could you not like a movie in which... (Score:1)
"Join Starfleet! Travel to exotic lands! Meet strange and interesting Gods! Kill them!"
Re:4$ movie night (Score:1)
Re:Final Frontier MST3K? (Score:1)
Kirk's Death (Score:2)
It was always my opinion that Kirk's first "death" in that movie--getting sucked into the Nexus while saving the Enterprise-B--was the perfect death, exactly the way Kirk would want to go out.
Now, dying under a pile of rocks while pulling Baldy's ass out of the fire, that's a different story altogether.
re:sigourney weaver ( was- Re:Galaxy Quest) (Score:1)
Just my NSHO.
Re:Good movie for kids and adults (Score:1)
"Visit to a small planet" (Score:1)
Re:Worst Trek movies (Score:1)
Insurrection was by far the worst. It was crammed full of [obscene gerund] fanboy moments.
The only reason I continue to go to Star Trek movies when they come out is the vain hope that the day will come when there's another good one. Of course, it won't happen, since they'll only make TNG-era movies from now on, but I hold out hope nonetheless.
As Robert said in Free Enterprise (which movie everyone should see): "I would never live in the 24th century. I [obscene gerund] hate Next Generation! Only the original. Only Classic!"
RE: QUICK N DIRTY REVIEW (Score:1)
GalaxyQuest = Three Amigos? (Score:2)
Re:Unreal Character in Galaxy Quest???? (Score:1)
Good Movie, Good Review (Score:1)
I've attended a number of science fiction conventions. I think the portrayal of us crazed fans was a kind & loving one. The questions in the autograph line were pretty much on the mark. I've had occasion to step between a couple of women about to come to blows over the relative merits of Trek & Babylon 5. Things can get more crazed than they were in the movie. Also the fans were generally thinner, *g*, than in real life. Thank you GalaxyQuest casting.
Edited for Mass Appeal? (Score:1)
Otherwise, a pretty goofy movie that was worth wasting a couple hours and a few bucks on a Sunday afternoon--just like Trekkies last Spring(?).
Re:except for 2?!?!?!? (Score:1)
I had blocked out the joystick thing. Thanks for the reminder. [SHIVER]
Re:The Previews (Score:2)
It's a hell of a lot better than the commercials paint it out to be.
Re:Someone else remembers? (Score:1)
My comments on the movie (Score:1)
Re:Edited for Mass Appeal? (Score:1)
Later
Erik Z
Re:The Previews (Score:2)
The coolest scenes and best lines in the movie weren't in the trailer. It's a really fun film.
Re:"Visit to a small planet" (Score:1)
A few of the stories were actually pretty good...including the above.
Odd-numbered ST movies (Score:1)
This, of course, is to balance out NT service packs, where the even-numbered releases are crap, and the odd-numbered ones are good (well, as good as NT gets, anyway).
My biggest problem with "Galaxy Quest" was that the audience laughed so loud that I missed quite a few follow-up lines. I can't be harsh on them, though - I was laughing that hard, too.
I'm normally kinda cheap - seeing movies just once in first-run theaters, then waiting for cheaper venues ($1.75 theaters, videotape, etc.), so I can save up for that next motherboard or hard drive. But I'll be going to see "GQ" again tonight at a first-run theater - that's how good I thought it was.
Nice to see you can read. (Score:1)
*** Moderate down with reckless abandon ***
Yet another parody (yawn) (Score:1)
Disclaimer: I have not yet seen Galaxy Quest, but I do intend to despite the following comments.
I respect parody, but recognize it as inferior to the original form. It is far easier to laugh at the original clichés than create new ones or bend the existing ones.
Consider the genre of action flicks. Often the pace of the action is choreographed to the music. The Fifth Element took this oft-repeated cimenatic effect one step further by having background characters actually dancing to the music.
And consider The Matrix whose producers attempted to create a world in which comicbook-style superheros would be believable. We often see sequences of reduced speed action. As the audience, we know that we're being manipulated, but these scene just fit in because we know that it's all a computer simulation anyways!
Turning now to Galaxy Quest, what new elements will it introduce? The appeal is to fans of the StarTrek series and movies, but will anyone else really care? Even the Trekkie/Trekker audience has been saturated. We've seen the self-congradulatory Trekkies and now we've got yet another parody to add to the collection.
Movies like
Galaxy Quest
appeal to Hollywood. These are viewed as safe choices with dedicated audiences. I, on the other hand, wish the money were spend to highlight new ideas about the future. Science Fiction is a rich genre celebrating a diversity of ideas. Star Fleet and the 'Prime Directive', despite cosmetic attempts to update them (black commanders - DS9, women commanders & black vulcans - Voyager), are concepts of the 1960s. Let's move on to something new.Yet another parody (yawn) (Score:1)
Disclaimer: I have not yet seen Galaxy Quest, but I do intend to despite the following comments.
I respect parody, but recognize it as inferior to the original form. It is far easier to laugh at the original clichés than create new ones or bend the existing ones.
Consider the genre of action flicks. Often the pace of the action is choreographed to the music. The Fifth Element took this oft-repeated cimenatic effect one step further by having background characters actually dancing to the music.
And consider The Matrix whose producers attempted to create a world in which comicbook-style superheros would be believable. We often see sequences of reduced speed action. As the audience, we know that we're being manipulated, but these scene just fit in because we know that it's all a computer simulation anyways!
Turning now to Galaxy Quest, what new elements will it introduce? The appeal is to fans of the StarTrek series and movies, but will anyone else really care? Even the Trekkie/Trekker audience has been saturated. We've seen the self-congradulatory Trekkies and now we've got yet another parody to add to the collection.
Movies like Galaxy Quest appeal to Hollywood. These are viewed as safe choices with dedicated audiences. I, on the other hand, wish the money were spend to highlight new ideas about the future. Science Fiction is a rich genre celebrating a diversity of ideas. Star Fleet and the 'Prime Directive', despite cosmetic attempts to update them (black commanders - DS9, women commanders & black vulcans - Voyager), are concepts of the 1960s. Isn't it finally time to move on to something new.
Re:I'm Primed. (Score:1)
I absolutely loved this movie (Score:1)
Of course, I really should back this up with some examples, but to do that would be to create spoilers (I can't open source the movie!). So you'll have to take this on faith.
It's a brilliantly written, brilliantly acted comedy, and the second best movie I've seen all year. go see it.
Re:The Previews (Score:1)
Welcome to a new paradigm of advertising. (Score:2)
It's the "It's real. *SMIRK* I swear man!" type of advertising.
Chas - The one, the only.
THANK GOD!!!
Re:better than _Spaceballs_ (Score:1)
Re:Final Frontier MST3K? (Score:1)
CmdrTaco - I love you but... (Score:1)
Other than that, nice review... look forward to seeing the movie.
saw it! what about futurama? (Score:1)
while were on the topic of scifi, anybody know what happened to futurama? looks like fox is going to replace it next season. that was a nice show...
Re:CmdrTaco - I love you but... (more spelling) (Score:1)
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9 times. Doh! I'm telling Nitrozac, maybe she'll take away your $$$ in AfterY2K!
Re:Galaxy Quest "Fan" site (Score:1)
Re:Galaxy Quest "Fan" site (Score:2)
Of course - you have to wonder about the state of affairs when an amazingly bad site like that is being praised as a "skillful" creation. :)
Sense of Humor (Score:2)
Now this must include everybody, because I have yet to meet a person who believes they don't have a sense of humor, even though I'm pretty sure some of them don't.
you are so racist... (Score:1)
Just because an alien is green you think all aliens look the same.
Man, you better recognize! Some green aliens have sucker tentacles, some have three heads, some are real slimy, some have acid for blood.
You probably also stereotype aliens as all wanting to kill the human race. Some also want to enslave all humans, while others just want to extract a special fluid produced in our brains when we have sex (see Liquid Sky).
Isaac Asimov's magazine (Score:1)
If someone have the name of the story please write some comments comparing the film and the story.
Re:Final Frontier MST3K? (Score:2)
Uh, not precisely. The "legit" MST3K crew never did Trek-5. It was a fan production. You can find out all about it from this guy [eskimo.com].
Schwab
Now I'll have to see it (Score:1)
Re:Edited for Mass Appeal? (Score:1)
Re:saw it! what about futurama? (Score:1)
Re:saw it! what about futurama? (Score:1)
Re:saw it! what about futurama? (Score:1)
We'll have to wait and see, I guess, what they do with it, but I'd bet it pops up at a very weak time during the week.
My 3.14159 cents,
Galen
Futurama / GQ great movie (Score:1)
Did anyone see the Christmas Episode of Futurama?
I'm telling you... that show just plain rocks.
"You better not run, you better not move, you better not breathe, I'm telling you dude,
Santa Claus is gunning you down!!" la la la!!
LOL awesome show.
ok..
I'm shutting up.
Is
"Original Series" fan site. (Score:1)
http://www.galaxyquest.com/galaxyquest/
It is a GREAT spoof on every bad tv show fan site on the web. From blinking text and bad HTML, to contrasting colors and clashing background tiled images... It took a real talent to make something this bad on purpose!
Wile you are there, be sure to read the episode synopsis for the TV series. Just wonderful!
"Banned from Argo" (Score:1)
... Yep. AltaVista, even.
The first dozen hits were to various of the many parodies. (There are so many parodies of this song that someone is putting together a song book called "Bastard Children of Argo". It's going to be
However, this one is the original lyrics:
Argo lyrics on Robert Lentz's web page [ralentz.com]
(Hey, Robert, I posted your URL on Slashdot... INCOMING!!
Re:saw it! what about futurama? (Score:1)
explains what's going on.
Re:Edited for Mass Appeal? (Score:1)
My opinion is...sometime the situation just call for a "fuck" or "holy shit"....you see a giant mechanized cow flying over your house with lasers shooting from the udders...holy crap just doesn't cut it.
right down to improper coding ... (Score:1)
<h1 ALIGN=CENTER>EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH - 11-1-99</blink></H1>
Improperly nested, opening tag MIA, yadda yadda yadda
Re:Worst Trek movies (Score:2)
Consciousness is not what it thinks it is
Thought exists only as an abstraction
Re:Worst Trek movies (Score:2)
This is largely myth, born of an appearance he made in a Saturday Night Live sketch about a fan convention with Mike Myers as the adoring fan. "Get a Life!" said Shatner in the sketch. Ever since then the sentiment has been unfairly ascribed to Shatner himself. But a sketch is all it was.
Admittedly he's not always been as active on the convention circuit as his co-stars and I'm fairly sure the typecasting he suffered as a result of Star Trek caused him serious career disappointment. It's a real shame because he was never a bad actor (compared to the typical Hollywood lot anyway). So that probably explains his relative stand-offishness.
His last book, called "Get a Life" after the fateful SNL sketch, describes his reconciliation with the convention circuit and the fans. So, even if he was ever disparaging about fans, that ceased to be the case some time ago.
Consciousness is not what it thinks it is
Thought exists only as an abstraction
hrm (Score:2)
If you think you know what the hell is going on you're probably full of shit.
Re:"Visit to a small planet" (Score:3)
Visit to a Weird Planet here [daimi.au.dk] and here [worldonline.dk].
Visit to a Weird Planet Revisited (the better story I reckon) is available here [daimi.au.dk]
Consciousness is not what it thinks it is
Thought exists only as an abstraction
Protector = Quake! Gun = Marathon! (Score:2)
PS. Any Mac fans notice that the bad guy aliens' guns are EXACTLY the machine gun from Bungie's Marathon??!!
I just about fell off my chair when I saw that.
Pope