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Bastard Operator from Hell II (Son of the Bastard) 125

Sysadmins should at least pretend to be nice to their users, but we all can think of times when some of them aren't. Craig Maloney may not endorse cruelty to users, but he contributed the following review, which should amuse at the very least the bastards among you, and anyone who's chortled at previous Plan Nine books.
Bastard Operator from Hell II (Son of the Bastard)
author Simon Travaglia (Illus., J. D. "Illiad" Frazier)
pages 152
publisher Plan Nine Publishing
rating 9
reviewer Craig Maloney
ISBN 1-929462-40-9
summary The continuing adventures of the Bastard Operator from Hell in paperback format, illustrated by User Friendly's J.D. "Illiad" Frazier.

> DUMMY MODE ON <

If you've been around computers for a while, you've probably read the adventures of "The Bastard Operator from Hell" (or BOFH). Throughout the years, Simon Travaglia's version of the BOFH has become the canonical version with its witty and humorously sadistic vignettes. Bastard Operator from Hell II (Son of the Bastard) is a compilation of some of the more recent tales of treachery similar to the ones that appear at http://www.theregister.co.uk.

"Hello?"

If you've enjoyed reading any of the BOFH stories, you'll love this collection. The stories are written with the same overall style that has made the BOFH series so popular. Whether the BOFH is trying to revive his boss with PC parts (after showing his boss the bill for his new "work wear") or taking the reins of (horrors) management (where the managers have such exciting meetings such as trying to figure out whether to rent the plants for the building), Bastard Operator from Hell II delivers 37 fiendishly funny glimpses into the life of a truly evil operator. The stories themselves are only a few pages, so the casual reader can take in a few without much trouble. The truly voracious reader will look at this book as merely an appetizer. What it lacks in quantity it more than makes up for in quality. There are some real laugh-out-loud moments in this book which have to be read in context in order to appreciate them. Suffice to say, readers of this book won't be disappointed.

"It's a dog's life really..."

Plan Nine Publishing did a great job of laying out this book. The six illustrations "Illiad" illustrated are sprinkled in various sizes throughout the 151 pages of the book (with some repetition, but unless you're really picky it won't bother you too much). Speaking of nitpicks, a small table of contents would be helpful in locating choice stories quickly.

So, what's in it for me?

At $12.95, the book is a bit pricey for the amount of content. Fans of the BOFH series should not hesitate to get this latest installment. Those who don't feel the need yet should check out the older stories archived in various places on the net before pulling out their wallets. Once you've picked this book up, though, you'll want to read it cover to cover. You'll find it hard not to wish you were inflicting some of the bastardly acts yourself. Now where did I leave my clue-by-four ...?"


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  • BOFH At The Register (Score:5, Informative)

    by wizarddc ( 105860 ) on Wednesday February 06, 2002 @12:07PM (#2961619) Homepage Journal
    BOFH 2001 [theregister.co.uk]

    BOFH 2000 [theregister.co.uk]

    Ancient BOFH [ntk.net]
  • BOFH Archive (Score:4, Informative)

    by ratguy ( 248395 ) <ryanja@gmail.cGAUSSom minus math_god> on Wednesday February 06, 2002 @12:08PM (#2961623) Homepage
    A little early morning Karma Whoring....

    If anyone is interested in reading the old BOFH posts, there is an archive [iinet.net.au] available.
  • Two thumbs up (Score:2, Informative)

    by rde ( 17364 ) on Wednesday February 06, 2002 @12:10PM (#2961635)
    Of course, in the context of the BOFH, hearing phrases like 'two thumbs up' can be a portent of doom. However...

    I really enjoyed the first book, but it wasn't really meant to be read in one sitting; it was starting to get tedious towards the end. Having said that, if you don't have diarrhoea, then it's eminently dippable, and well worth keeping in the bathroom.
  • Buying the books (Score:5, Informative)

    by OctaneZ ( 73357 ) <ben-slashdot2@um ... g ['.li' in gap]> on Wednesday February 06, 2002 @12:14PM (#2961647) Journal
    As a proud owner of the first book I can say it is quite nice to be able to take BOFH with you anywhere you go (aside from the ones on your PDA). The books, both I [got.net] and II [got.net] can be purchased from Plan 9 Publishing [plan9.org] from THIS [got.net]page. Enjoy your reading, and remember only use one excuse card a day! (don't want to run out before the end of the year)

    OctaneZ
    BOfH Administrator
  • Re:Daily Excuses (Score:3, Informative)

    by alnapp ( 321260 ) on Wednesday February 06, 2002 @12:31PM (#2961716) Homepage
    wot, like this [palmgear.com]?
  • It's good, but... (Score:3, Informative)

    by alansz ( 142137 ) on Wednesday February 06, 2002 @12:51PM (#2961823) Homepage
    First, a disclaimer. I like this book. Despite having printouts of most of the BOFH stuff already, I bought both the first BOFH book from Plan Nine and this one, because it's nice to have a bound copy to put on the desk to scare users.

    But there are a few critical points that should be made about the second book, and that can hopefully be avoided in the next installment:

    • The PFY comes from nowhere. The stories that introduce him aren't included, so if you don't already read BOFH online, he appears rather abruptly.
    • Illiad's illustrations are cute, but there are only about four of them, repeated over and over, which is a real shame.
    • The price, as previously noted, seems a bit much for the quality of the paper, etc. used, but obviously, the market will bear (has borne) it.
    As compared to the first BOFH book, you get a lot more BOFH vs. corporation (especially accountants) and less BOFH vs. users. Depending on your outlook, this may be a very positive thing or not. :)
  • Re:BOFH Archive (Score:3, Informative)

    by Ether ( 4235 ) on Wednesday February 06, 2002 @12:51PM (#2961825)
    There's a much more complete archive at: http://bofh.ntk.net [ntk.net] ,that has the three 'ages' of BOFH. (Usenet, some defunct British networking mag, and The Register.)
  • Salmon Days (Score:5, Informative)

    by Un1v4c ( 226792 ) on Wednesday February 06, 2002 @01:05PM (#2961922) Homepage

    I think Salmon Days [salmondays.tv] is going to start running a BOFH-ish broadcast series.
    If you haven't seen The Trailer [salmondays.tv] you're missing out.

    All I can say is, "ROFLMAO!"
  • by mikeage ( 119105 ) <.slashdot. .at. .mikeage.net.> on Wednesday February 06, 2002 @01:33PM (#2962098) Homepage
    They say tact is the art of telling someone to go to hell, and having them look forward to the trip...
  • by pherris ( 314792 ) on Wednesday February 06, 2002 @02:10PM (#2962346) Homepage Journal
    Or atleast its what google says: BASTARD OPERATOR FROM HELL #1 [google.com]
    (You have to love the classics ...)

    pherris

  • Re:Sysadmins are sad (Score:2, Informative)

    by signal ll ( 150330 ) on Wednesday February 06, 2002 @03:35PM (#2962819)
    It's the Devil's DP Dictionary by Stan Kelley-Bbootle. Amazon says it's out of print.
  • My first posting... (Score:4, Informative)

    by Prof_Criswell ( 557059 ) on Wednesday February 06, 2002 @08:08PM (#2964721)
    Greetings from the denizens of Plan Nine. I want to thank all of you for the very nice remarks about Simon's book. I have sent him the link, but don't know if he will respond here.

    While here, I thought I would address a few points/questions brought up in the posts.

    1) Order of the stories - I pulled the stories from Simon's web site in the order they were posted, so I had assumed they were in order. I'll read through both books tonight and double check.

    2) BOfH in PDF - I am not a big believer in electronic versions of books. While I feel they have there place in the realm of college texts, people still want a tangible book to read. Besides, the book doesn't need batteries.

    3) Price of BOfH - I would love to get the price down, but given the very small print runs, that is hard. As demand for the books increases, this will happen. The good news is that a fair chunk of the purchase price goes to Simon (he makes more than we do, which is how it should be)

    All of Plan Nine's books are more expensive than the average "Dilbert" (of course I think our stufff's funnier, but I am biased), but I can't afford to print 250,000+ copies.

    A side note, if you buy the Bastard Pack, you save $4.00.

    4) Availability from Amazon - The book is available from Amazon, they just have to get their act together. Once upon a time, they used to allow publishers to upload title info directly. Now they only do that if you sign up for their "Advantage Program", which only is advantageous if you are Amazon. I personally don't have the money to make interest-free 60-day loans to multi-billion dollar companies.

    Besides, when you buy direct from Plan Nine, the artist/author gets twice the royalty that they get if you buy from Amazon or a book store.

    Thanks for supporting Simon and the other folk at Plan Nine.

    David Allen
    Publisher, CEO, Janitor
    http://www.plan9.org
  • by Eil ( 82413 ) on Thursday February 07, 2002 @01:17AM (#2965780) Homepage Journal
    Nope, this was:

    Irregular Striped Bucket #1 [iinet.net.au]

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