College Students Lack Literacy 687
Frr writes to tell us that CNN has a rather disturbing confirmation of what many of us have already seen in practice. In a recent literacy study it was found that "more than half of students at four-year colleges -- and at least 75 percent at two-year colleges -- lack the literacy to handle complex, real-life tasks such as understanding credit card offers." The literacy study took a look at three different type of literacy: analyzing news stories and other prose, understanding documents, and having basic math skills needed for checkbooks or restaurant tips.
Complex? (Score:3, Funny)
This is vary ture (Score:3, Funny)
Easy Solution (Score:5, Funny)
Damn (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Easy Solution (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Easy Solution (Score:2, Funny)
I'm not surprised... (Score:3, Funny)
Here's another gem:
"The geology of Mesa, Arizona is significant because my family has lived there for several generations"
Heh! What about the Egyptians? (Score:4, Funny)
Maybe the Egyptians were onto something with hieroglyphics - we should have anything that looks remotely complex traslated into a series of small pictures and icons, or maybe even comics. Imagine that; a loan agreement graphic novel.
And as I type that, I'm looking at the giant icons Slashdot uses for its stories and thinking "hmmm... stick one of those at the top of each printed newspaper story and everyone'll figure out what it's about". For chequebooks and tips, well if you can't do that you either fail sociably or get stung badly. Maths, the choice is yours... probably.
Re:Damn (Score:3, Funny)
Could of. 'I probably could of graduated there.'
</anti-grammar-nazi>
Re:The bad news is.... (Score:2, Funny)
Yes, but stupid Americans make fantastic Republicans.
"He wave flag, he say Jesus, me like Bush. Where my beer? Where my pikup truk?"
Re:My response (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Helicopter parents... (Score:5, Funny)
I don't know about most people, but I intentionally ram cars that don't have babies in them.
Re:This is vary ture (Score:2, Funny)
dood, how aer you going to handel teh retiremant if you doesn't win teh lottary?
Re: What colleges? (Score:5, Funny)
Harverd, Printstun, Cornale, and other I've e-leeg colejes.
Grade Inflation... (Score:3, Funny)
I swear, for many instructors the "A" is the new "C." Moreover, the "C" is the new "D-;" however, it's a D- which allows you to attain a prerequisite and move on to the next class.
Additionally, the bachelor's degree is the new high school degree, and the master's degree is the new bachelor's degree, with the exception of the MBA. The MBA is the new high school degree with sprinkles on top.
I also blame may of our educational systems problems on the ellipsis... fuck the ellipsis.
Re:Easy Solution (Score:5, Funny)
Ever tried reading a Microsoft EULA? My God, it's heavy going. I normally think, "sod it, I don't use this nonsense anyway", but as per Internet slang, here's an attempt at translating the one for OEM XP.
The introduction:
and so-forth, meaning:
Leading on to:
or, rather:
Next:
[An] AOL [user] says:
You can tell why I'm not being very throrough here, but I think it gets the gist across.
or:
Now...
Something got lost in the translation of this one, but it ended with
Ahem!
That's more like it.
meaning
I could go on here, but I'm thoroughly bored. The rest is export restrictions ("dont give this 2 iranians or cubanz lollll") and so-forth. I think this could work out: Google language filter "EULA to AOLspeak", perhaps?
Evercrackheads. (Score:3, Funny)
Ah, so that's how we're spelling "playing Everquest" today.
Re:How? (Score:5, Funny)
I don't understand. How can you use a ruler improperly?
Just in case anyone doesn't know, here are instructions [sex-project.com] on how to use one properly.
Re:Helicopter parents... (Score:2, Funny)
I'm thinking about making an "Abortion-to-be Inside" sticker in the style of an Intel Inside sticker. I could then make that "ding-du-de-du-ding" sound like on the Pentium adverts than flash my dick.
(I kid, angry pro-lifer, because I care...)
Re:2 year schools (Score:3, Funny)
-Rick
benefits (Score:1, Funny)
Re:College Deters Reading (Score:4, Funny)
I haven't heard of War and Peace, though. Is that from EA? And is the peace part any good? That sounds lame.