How Microsoft Can Make Zune a Success 305
jcatcw writes "Zune had potential, but 5 months in it barely gets passing grades. According to the article, there are five things Microsoft must change: 1) The built-in Wi-Fi, aka 'the social,' was a bad idea. 2) Tell newbies what it can do. 3) Create a low-end, flash-based player. 4) Push subscriptions. 5) Make it sexy. A Microsoft representative said, about the wireless concept: 'We felt we were addressing the social aspect of music, and the research we've done has shown that people understand the concept that wireless enables sharing ... but the tagline, while provocative, hasn't meant a lot to consumers.'"
Here's an idea (Score:5, Funny)
Missing Steps (Score:5, Funny)
7) Profit
A success? (Score:5, Funny)
So get him to hate it and you'll be all set.
Zune? (Score:5, Funny)
Reversed Stories? (Score:4, Funny)
And right below it: "Dvorak to Apple: Stop the iPhone"
Logically, you would need to s/Microsoft/Apple, s/Zune/iPhone, s/Apple/Microsoft, s/iPhone/Zune to have proper Slashdot-conforming headlines
SWAG (Score:3, Funny)
Re:How Microsoft can made Zune a non-success: (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Here's an idea (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Why ... (Score:3, Funny)
It depends on what your definition of 'is' is.
--WJC
Missing part of post (Score:5, Funny)
And if I ever touch the iPod again, my dad said he'd throw another chair at me.
Re:Reversed Stories? (Score:2, Funny)
"How Microsoft can make the Zune a Success"
"Dvorak to Microsoft: Stop the Zune"
What would Slashdot think of that?
Tell newbies what IS can do (Score:5, Funny)
What "is" can do?!?
I'm still trying to figure out what the MEANING of "is" is! [slate.com]
Re:Do like they do with everything else... (Score:5, Funny)
2. Windows ME [wikipedia.org]
3. The BSOD [wikipedia.org]
4. Microsoft Bob [wikipedia.org]
5. The Three-Finger Salute [wikipedia.org]
Is there a prize?
Re:Wifi (Score:1, Funny)
Easy as ... (Score:1, Funny)
Surely you jest. Here are five examples of innovation in the purest forms imaginable:
1. Strategy [wikipedia.org]
2. User-friendliness [wikipedia.org]
3. Simplicity [wikipedia.org]
4. The Future [theregister.co.uk]
5. Entertainment [wikipedia.org]
Not a success? (Score:1, Funny)
I got to go take a Zune.
I will take that dare (Score:5, Funny)
1) Lying to the US-DoJ with video-taped testomony - and getting away with it.
2) Astroturf campaign which included letters from dead people - and getting away with it.
3) Hiring dying micro-cap companies to file bogus lawsuits, and make outragous claims against the competition - and getting away with it.
4) Creating fake think-tanks that insist the msft is always right, and any action against msft would be anti-capitialist - and getting away with it.
5) Secretly funded, rigged, benchmark and TCO "studies" - and getting away with it.
Re:Do like they do with everything else... (Score:4, Funny)
5) Make it sexy (Score:4, Funny)
Hire Steve Jobs? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:A success? (Score:2, Funny)