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Leaked RIAA Training Video 335

An anonymous reader writes "Gizmodo has a clip of that RIAA training video produced with the NDAA for US prosecutors that was leaked to torrent sites a few days ago. It argues they should pursue piracy cases because it leads to bigger and badder wares, like handguns, drugs, terrorist orgs, and hardcore repeat offender criminals. It's kind of sad how far they're stretching to bring law enforcement into the matter."
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Leaked RIAA Training Video

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  • ROFFLCOPTER (Score:5, Informative)

    by Creepy Crawler ( 680178 ) on Wednesday February 20, 2008 @10:25PM (#22497704)
    The story forgot something...

    The link of the TORRENT [thepiratebay.org] ...or search RIAA training video on piratebay
  • Re:ROFFLCOPTER (Score:0, Informative)

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday February 20, 2008 @11:08PM (#22498040)
    Your sig is abusing the system.
  • by webmaster404 ( 1148909 ) on Wednesday February 20, 2008 @11:22PM (#22498150)

    Remind me again how pirating music (or anything for that matter) is a "victimless" crime?


    Because what the RIAA calls "pirating" is what most people did in the record days and tape days. I didn't see the recording industry suddenly get bankrupt. What about VCRs that recorded TV did that suddenly make TV stations go bankrupt? Or the TiVo how it skips ads, because I know that it made TV shows stop airing because people "pirated" them and skipped the commercials. The fact is, "pirating" is doing the same job today as radio did 10-20 years ago, promotes the artist. People won't buy something without hearing or seeing it for free, same reason a bookstore will let you read an entire book if you really want to without paying for it. In the end though, even though it hurts the *AA's cashflow for a bit, it will increase it in the long run by gaining new music fans.
  • by QCompson ( 675963 ) on Wednesday February 20, 2008 @11:40PM (#22498280)

    The only difference between a defense attourney and a prosecuting attourney is which one fell asleep during the bar exam.
    If only that made a difference. Bar exams are pass/fail. Your joke fails.
  • by Spy der Mann ( 805235 ) <spydermann.slash ... m ['mai' in gap]> on Thursday February 21, 2008 @12:20AM (#22498546) Homepage Journal

    Can we now have a bunch of idiots upload time lapse videos of clouds with synthesized voice overlays declaring the end of the RIAA?
    Please?
    Can we?

    They can even wear Guy Fawkes masks if they want!

    I'm no moron, my mate, but I'll merrily meet your invitation. Let my moniker be my mask.

    *clears throat*

    "The anti-MAFIAA Manifesto" (v3.06)

    Market Momentum. A marginal improvement in a massive move of milliards of monetary units. Mobs maintaining their millionaire manors with a martial ministry, marauding and muzzling the melomaniacs who made the mistake of mounting multi-user music-sharing programs onto their microprocessors, mostly for an ear-mashing, mundane and monotonous munch of music, with a miserable "remastered" dynamic range.

    The Machiavellian Music Industry, the Movie Masterminds and their malevolent minions, muscled by the majority of the media, masquerade their managers as martyrs to maintain a megalithic marketing model, misleading the masses into malls like mules, macerating -no, milking- their income and molding them: With mesmerizing melodies, moronic mottos, mountains of merchandise and meticulously mannered nominations, those monsters mutilate the masses' minds, melding them into not more than mere mammals, with a microscopic mental magnitude, matching the mud and the moss.

    Myth? Misstatement? Madness? MATERIALISM!

    Meanwhile, in their magnificent mansions, the mink-mantled magnates morbidly mock the minorities' misfortune, while moistening their mouths in martinis under the moonlight, and masticating their meat and marshmallows like no tomorrow.

    Those mischievous moguls magnify their monumental monopolies by multiplying their machinery: Digital Rights Management, DMCA, "Trusted" Computing (Mr. Stallman was not mistaken). Maltreating musicians, misusing copyright to the max, mirroring the Matrix by mining the government to monitor communications, marching like the militia to school meetings in the mornings with menacing memos, mirthfully mismatching mortified mothers for maleficent mobsters, mandating most into misspending more and more (or be imprisoned). Their main motivation is no mystery: Money.

    Money! A metastatic misery, a muddling myopia, a momentary make-believe, a magnetizing mirage! A manipulating mephisto, which metamorphoses the meek into mercenaries and murderers, making them moan like Midas in a maniacal manner: "mine, mine, mine!!" Is modesty no more?

    MONEY! MAY OUR MAKER MALEDICT THEE!

    (Meditate my musing for a moment)

    This melee, to maximize their market share. Most of mankind's malignancy is merged into a man-made monster of mastodonic measures. A mammoth called MAFIAA. Months pass, and the multitudes mourn the ever-minimizing mobility of their mediocre minds, amidst marred music, meaningless media transmissions, and miniaturizing freedom. This multinational massacre must be terminated, but most men make meager or no moves, at most mimetizing their communications with muTorrent, masked by the mist of encryption. Is this illegal? Maybe. Morally wrong? Maybe, maybe not (memorize this term: Civil Disobedience).

    IT IS MANDATORY THAT WE DO MUCH MORE, OR THIS MACABRE MELTDOWN WILL MOVE ON!!

    Militate and manifest yourselves in the metropolis! This is a major command! Miraculous modifications start as a minimal idea in a man or a woman's mind. Maintain your might! Manly move forward, and donate money to your magnanimous comrades, the EFF and FSF, for their mission is not minor! But if you malinger...

    Memorize my message, merciless mice! You might enjoy your freedoms for a minuscule moment - you shall miss them in melancholy for millennia, after they mutate into a marooned, mummified memory in a mausoleum named morgue. Misunderstand me not: this moderate memento, merriment to many, may be a premonitory ultimatum.

    A MAYDAY!

    Merry to meet you, I'm merely a man behind a mask with a mystifying moniker. I am M.

    Recommended

  • by Serengeti ( 48438 ) on Thursday February 21, 2008 @01:12AM (#22498936)
    Ease up a bit. I'm starting to think I'm crazy, as no one else seems to have grasped that they aren't saying that Terrorists, Murderers and Drug Dealers are all also pirates...

    What they're saying is that law enforcement can use piracy to access suspected terrorists, murderers and drug dealers property by means of warrants that they wouldn't otherwise be able to obtain.

    They're suggesting that Bob, a drug dealer, by chance also pirates Britney Spears MP3's. So the cops use that as reason for a warrant. While searching Bobs apartment for Britney Spears related material, they also //just happen to stumble on// Bobs coke stash. They don't care about the piracy angle so much as the fact that it can be used as a tool for other means.
  • Re:Sweden's neutral! (Score:5, Informative)

    by Foobar of Borg ( 690622 ) on Thursday February 21, 2008 @01:42AM (#22499124)

    I can see Bush figuring that attacking Sweden would be a piece of cake, seeing as how they're a neutral country with no army.
    Well, like most other countries, if anyone tries to actually invade Sweden, they would be met with a lot of resistance. You don't need a standing army to get people mobilized in a hurry. Sweden was able to stay out of the first world war and keep an "armed neutrality" during the second world war. There is a short but descriptive video of Sweden during the second world war here [google.com]. Only the title is in Swedish. The audio is English.
  • by sconeu ( 64226 ) on Thursday February 21, 2008 @01:44AM (#22499140) Homepage Journal
    What about VCRs that recorded TV did that suddenly make TV stations go bankrupt?

    They did! Jack Valenti told us they would, and Jack wouldn't lie, would he???

    I say to you that the VCR is to the American film producer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone.
  • by kb0hae ( 956598 ) on Thursday February 21, 2008 @02:00AM (#22499214)
    The RIAA and MPAA need to get their shit together.

    1-When I rip songs from a legally purchased CD to OGG files on my computer, that is NOT piracy, anymore than making a compilation CD of my favorite songs from my collection of legally purchased CD is.

    2- Recording from radio and TV stations that are broadcasting over the air has always been allowed...it is NOT piracy.

    3-P2P downloads of music and movies have been shown to increase sales of music and movies...People don't like to buy something that they haven't heard/seen. Downloading copyrighted movies and music via P2P IS piracy, but it is not hurting the movie or music industry as much as they are hurting themselves by trying to hang on to their outdated business model, and treating their customers like they are ALL criminals.

    4-This is the Big One...The RIAA, and MPAA need to go after the big pirates...you know...the ones who are making hundreds of thousands of illegal copies of copyrighted movies and music, and selling them all over the world.

    Of course, I am not saying anything that the folks on /. don't know...
  • Re:Sweden's neutral! (Score:5, Informative)

    by arivanov ( 12034 ) on Thursday February 21, 2008 @03:58AM (#22499792) Homepage
    No army?

    Bwahahaha... They do not just have their own army, they are also one of the biggest manufacturers of weapons in the world. Ever heard of Bofors? Swedes make their own small arms, artillery, tanks, even fighter aircraft.

    All of that considerably cheaper than USA or UK and a lot of that much better quality than the USA or UK. They buy some avionics from BAE, but otherwise their weapons industry is mostly native. In fact, IIRC, USA is importing some small arms from Sweden for their special forces. So does UK.

    While the Viggens and Griphens do not look so fancy they can actually stand their own against most NATO or Russian aircraft. Same for other Swedish kit.

    This is one "neutral" country I will definitely not f*** with. It is neutrality armed to the teeth.
  • Re:Sweden's neutral! (Score:5, Informative)

    by Paolone ( 939023 ) on Thursday February 21, 2008 @04:56AM (#22499990)

    Sweden stayed out of the first and second war by NOT being important either strategically or resource-wise
    Except for the enormous amount of iron ore mined out shipped out to Germany and Britain, of course: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_iron_ore_during_World_War_II [wikipedia.org]
  • by mitchellfx ( 411302 ) on Thursday February 21, 2008 @05:57AM (#22500248)
    Here's a quote from the video. According to a prosecutor from the RIAA:

    "I think number one it has to be stressed that this crime, this type of crime effects quality of life in the DA's, uh, jurisdiction in the cities in which they work and live, but the other thing is that it's a link to a lot of other crimes. And I tell the prosecutors and I tell the police officers that I work with all the time use this type of a crime as a tool this might lead you to a drug investigation...It also has links to terrorism organizations for you federal prosecutors out there..."

    You can find this about 2 minutes into the video.
  • Phone them (Score:2, Informative)

    by Myrkridian42 ( 840659 ) on Thursday February 21, 2008 @06:16AM (#22500322)
    The scanned letter that comes with the video has this at the end:

    For requests/additional information on the DVD or it's content, please contact the following respective RIAA representive:

    Northeast Region
    John Curry
    212-533-5869

    Central Region
    Deborah Robinson
    610-521-8566

    Western Region
    Marcus Cohen
    714-236-0830

    Southern Region
    Matthew Kilgo
    678-402-2000

    Has anyone else thought about calling these numbers? Maybe give them a review of the video, debate copyright policy and enforcement, call them greedy assholes, etc?
  • Re:Sweden's neutral! (Score:3, Informative)

    by microbox ( 704317 ) on Thursday February 21, 2008 @10:23AM (#22501778)
    While that might be true, it takes a while to build up an army, with a professional and experienced core to serve as the officers. You can expand an army to be 10 times the size fairly quickly but you need some core to start from and that can take up a generation to succeed. You need to train the pilots, design and acquire hardware all of which takes time in modern warfare

    IAAACG (I am an arm chair general), but, AFAIK, Sweden has a very large and well trained reserve comprising of pretty much every able-bodied man in the country. They also have very good defences and professional know-how. The USSR would certainly have defeated them, esp. in a protracted war, but it would have been tough going. They probably would have used paratroopers to capture the main airport in Stockholm, and used significant naval capability.

  • Re:Sweden's neutral! (Score:2, Informative)

    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 21, 2008 @11:13AM (#22502458)
  • by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 21, 2008 @12:01PM (#22503188)
  • Re:Sweden's neutral! (Score:4, Informative)

    by CrystalFalcon ( 233559 ) * on Thursday February 21, 2008 @12:17PM (#22503438) Homepage
    As a non-commissioned officer (2nd Lt) in this non-existent army, I can attest to that. We may look lost in international politics, but we manufacture some of the best weapons available (and some which are not available), and the one thing you wouldn't want is a pissed-off Swedish population taking to arms. Where our politicians fail, the men and women of the country stand extremely proud and do not bend over.

    Should a country invade, an aggressive superpower in particular, you'd have every man, woman, and child capable of carrying a gun as rebellion - and Swedes are the organized, cold and rational kind with a chilly, calculating stare. Iraq would look like Kansas in comparison.
  • Re:Sweden's neutral! (Score:2, Informative)

    by popmaker ( 570147 ) on Thursday February 21, 2008 @01:44PM (#22504776)
    No, they don't. They have an o with dots above it instead. The Danish have the o with the line through it.
  • Re:Sweden's neutral! (Score:3, Informative)

    by mjwx ( 966435 ) on Friday February 22, 2008 @03:32AM (#22512332)

    Hard water must mean something different in Germany
    Hard water in Swedish and Nordic dialects (and others if I have forgotten them) can mean Heavy water in English. Heavy water contains a higher than normal ratio of Deuterium isotopes (D2O or 2H2O) which is used in the construction of Nuclear and Hydrogen warheads.

    Given the context the OP is probably a European and its just a translation error between Hard Water (mineral content) and Heavy Water (Deuterium content). It's a common mistake for Nordic and Germanic translations.

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