Patent Trolls Target Small East Texas Companies 281
An anonymous reader writes "In a sign that patent trolls are getting desperate to keep their cases in East Texas — long known as the friendliest venue for their claims — some have taken to suing tiny, no-name companies that are run by East Texas residents. The hope is that, if at least one defendant is located in East Texas, the judge will keep the entire case there. Nate Neel, a Longview, Texas resident with a small open source software company called CitiWare, was sued by Bedrock Computer Technologies in June despite (he claims) having no customers or other meaningful operations of any kind. In response, Mr. Neel has posted a strongly worded letter to Bedrock's attorneys on his Web site. It will be interesting to see how East Texas judges respond to this abuse of process perpetrated against their own residents."
Strongly worded letter? (Score:3, Insightful)
I'm going to go ahead and point out that repeatedly dropping the F-bomb is not "strongly worded" it is "unprofessional".
Not to mention the lack of spell check.
It sucks what's being done to the guy, but a little professionalism goes a long way.
And like anything else on the internet, his poorly spelled "FUCK YOU" is always going to be associated with his name.
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Ah yes, the law of averages:
http://plif.courageunfettered.com/archive/wc210.gif [courageunfettered.com]
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A 20x20 pixel white or perhaps transparent shim. Yes, that certainly was illustrative. Sooner or later, someone will post a link to an image that is totally useless. Or are you just collecting IPs?
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The webcomic didn't like the source URL. A refresh brings it right up.
Not for me.
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It appears to have been crushed under the weight of slashdot. It's a Parking Lot Is Full comic from Dec 4, 2000.
No idea what it says.
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It's the comic on the bottom left, December 04, 1999 comic. The didn't have an html landing for that comic (just the thumbnail sidebar you posted).
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Re:Referer protection (Score:4, Informative)
The Parking Lot is Full, Dec 04
There are like, 54 different comics on that page. Which one is the relevant one?
That's why I said "Dec 04" in my citation.
Why should a website be so poorly structured as to not have any direct links to single comics?
Likely because people have been embedding single comics in forum posts and running up the (self-)publisher's bandwidth bill.
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"It's only a matter of time before someone shows up at one of these lawyer's offices with a pump shotgun and sprays the place down. Keep fucking with everybody and the odds go up."
Shotguns don't "spray" very well. Center of mass, people, center of mass.
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If you really want to do some damage to a few targets, you're better off with a slug anyway. There might be innocents nearby, and buckshot isn't as useful from across the office.
If you're looking for a good spray, a fully automatic (slightly modded AK) would be much better.
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And what Bedrock is doing *IS* professional?? (Score:5, Insightful)
Why respond professionally to something that is clearly a scam? He's not the CEO of Google with shareholders to worry about FFS, he's just some guy who had a little company and closed it down and is now doing a day job. So he said "fuck". Well stop the press!
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Why respond professionally to something that is clearly a scam?
If it ever escalates, you'd be taken more seriously if you wrote a professional response instead of a furious f-bomb filled letter.
Re:And what Bedrock is doing *IS* professional?? (Score:5, Insightful)
They are lawyers, it's a given that they are crooks.
Re:And what Bedrock is doing *IS* professional?? (Score:5, Insightful)
They are lawyers, it's a given that they are crooks.
All lawyers are crooks except the one trying to help you out of your mess!
Re:And what Bedrock is doing *IS* professional?? (Score:4, Interesting)
No, that one's a crook too, but when there's a metaphorical gun to your head, you'll pay just about anyone to make the situation go away. If the nation's laws weren't so twisted and byzantine, people could realistically self-represent in court.
Re:Strongly worded letter? (Score:5, Insightful)
Well I disagree here.
Professionalism means conduct in exchange for service or work completed.
All he got in the mail was a lawsuit notice.
Professionalism has nothing to do about this whole matter.
Might I point out that the other party of this dispute TRULY DOES lack professionalism as well as ethics.
Simply because you wrap it all up in nice grammar, letterhead and mail it to someone does not make it professional or ethical.
-Hack
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there comes a point where you just have to tell someone to go fuck themselves. no amount of chivalry would change anything in a case such as this.
Re:Strongly worded letter? (Score:5, Interesting)
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Even in Texas, a judge is probably going to be bright enough to know that
he should treat responses written by lawyers differently than those written
by some working stiff.
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True, but a judge is also smart to realize that the respondent isn't a child, and should have the appropriate literacy skills to write a formal letter using formal language conventions. It won't be as lawyerly as a response written by a lawyer, so it may diverge from "proper" legal language (e.g., emotional appeals may creep in) as well as
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The other part of the story is that his letter is going to end up in front of the federal judge. He might be entitled to sanctions to compensate him for the wasted time and expense in responding to a lawsuit that was brought against him with no basis in reality, but federal judges tend to disdain juvenile responses to serious matters.
What's serious about this lawsuit? It's completely ridiculous. That's not serious, that's laughable.
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The "right way" being to craft a stately letter filled with "professional" prose, and thus confering not a small amount of legitimacy to the actions of these blackmailers. By doing so, the responder tacitly recognises the worthiness of the claims to be heard in court and dives headfirst into the molasses of rules, traditions and procedures of the legal system, where cunning lawyers have the upper hand.
Better to
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The "right way" being to craft a stately letter filled with "professional" prose, and thus confering not a small amount of legitimacy to the actions of these blackmailers. By doing so, the responder tacitly recognises the worthiness of the claims to be heard in court and dives headfirst into the molasses of rules, traditions and procedures of the legal system, where cunning lawyers have the upper hand.
Better to reject their claims as contemptible nonsense, and say as much to the court when (if) the matter is finally heard. Remember, they're the ones who have to prove that you've done something wrong. It's not your job to prove you haven't.
Please do not follow this advice. Being a melodramatic child is never a good idea. There is a proper way to tell the court that the allegations against you are ridiculous and don't deserve to waste the court's time. This guy's approach is pretty much the opposite of that. It gets him on the bad side of the court without accomplishing anything.
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I was on the verge of googling his (repeated) use of the word slim to see what hip, young lingo I needed to add to my repertoire.
Dude, that is *so* slim!
The "E" is SLIENT (sic) DUDE (Score:3, Funny)
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Not to mention the lack of spell check.
Sew true, eye all ways ewes a spill chucker!
Re:Strongly worded letter? (Score:5, Insightful)
Picture yourself as the judge. There are two people in front of you, neither of whom you have met. One of them says, "He infringed my patent by operating a business that manufactured millions of units of products utilizing the claimed technique." The other one only says, "Fuck you, slim[e]!" Right off the bat, you are going to be biased against the guy who can't be bothered to explain why he didn't infringe the patent. He just looks like a puerile, sophomoric idiot.
Now, try it again. This time, however, the second guy says, "The suggestion that I infringed his patent is almost too absurd to form a response. Not only was I never in a manufacturing business, but no activity I have ever undertaken has utilized the technique claimed in the patent. Even the slightest bit of factual research could have reached that conclusion prior to bringing this lawsuit against me." Now, the first guy is the one who looks like a lazy buffoon.
And that's how you word things strongly. And, if you really want to have some fun, use the puntacular phrase "patently ridiculous." Judges love puns!*
* - Well, not really. Some do, but only if you use them judiciously.
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In other words, a frequent usenet user.
Re:Strongly worded letter? (Score:5, Funny)
In other words, a frequent usenet user.
No, nothing nearly so respectable. I'm an attorney.
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He's not in business anymore. Therefore he is replying as a person and not as a business. No need for professionalism, unless there is some rule that persons have to communicate like lawyers and businesses.
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He's not in business anymore. Therefore he is replying as a person and not as a business. No need for professionalism, unless there is some rule that persons have to communicate like lawyers and businesses.
Anyone with a job is "in business".
Some legal letterhead and a motion to dismiss is all it takes to make the case go away.
In the meantime, this guy could have worked his victimhood positively.
Instead, anyone googling the case will inevitably end up reading his poorly spelt and argued rant.
Off the top of my head, two high profile examples of "Victimhood 101: Doing it right" are nissan.com [digest.com] and Ernie Ball [cnet.com]
Dog Food (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Dog Food (Score:5, Informative)
This doesn't really have anything to do with local legislators. Patent disputes are usually handled in US District Court, meaning that the reason why the Eastern District of Texas has been so friendly to patent trolls is because an unusual number of federal judges in that district are unusually biased in favor of plaintiffs in patent disputes.
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East Texas laws need to be locked down to prevent the BS from happening.
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Pretty sure you mean federal laws there..
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I guess I don't get the whole thing with filing patent cases in East Texas.
A poster a few comments above said Federal Judges in E. Texas seem to favor patent plaintiffs.
Seems odd - somebody has got to be seeding the panel of judges, and it has to be for the purpose of making money on patent law suits.
It wouldn't shock me if some law firm was giving huge election contributions to biased politicians to get these biased judged appointed.
Follow the money - and you'll probably find out why E. Texas is how it is in regards to patent law.
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The second is that there is a small group of long serving judges in the East Texas District Court who have bias in favor of patent plaintiffs. If it is the second, a list of these judges should be published and Congress should be encouraged to impeach one or more of them. May I su
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Re:Dog Food (Score:5, Insightful)
There are dozens of districts in the federal court system. Just by random chance, it's fairly likely that at least one of them will be off to the side of the bell curve, and once patent plaintiffs noticed which one(s), they started trying to take advantage of it.
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Amazing patent (Score:5, Interesting)
Having just read the patent claims it seems that this patent is on the ability for a linked list to be cleared of expired items. Truly a ground breaking, patent worthy invention!
Re:Amazing patent (Score:5, Funny)
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Yes it sounded to me like they patented Lisp and it's garbage collection method. Seems like they would be vulnerable to art priori and lack of novelty.
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I never thought I'd see a patent granted on stuff we pretty much learn in the first few introductory programming courses at $university.
Though they threw hashing into the mix... I'm not really sure how that's relevant to linked lists unless they're actually describing a hash table with chained buckets with on-the-fly removal of expired items. Which makes me wonder, how would you go about removing items in a manner that can't be described as "on-the-fly"? You'd have to go out of your way to ridiculous leng
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funny how things work out, isn't it?
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Hopefully now that actual citizens of East Texas are being targeted, the citizens will start to vote these types of judges out of office.
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-1, Did Not Do The Research
Federal judges are appointed for life, not elected.
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Hopefully now that actual citizens of East Texas are being targeted, the citizens will start to vote these types of judges out of office.
-1, Did Not Do The Research
Federal judges are appointed for life, not elected.
-1, Did Not Do The Research
Citizens of Texas own lotsa guns, and Texans still have no great love for anything Federal.
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Citizens of Texas own lotsa guns, and Texans still have no great love for anything Federal.
One would presume that includes no great love for federal prison? Threatening a federal judge with bodily harm or death, or causing same, is something that will get you hit with the shit-hammer.
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abuse of process (Score:2, Insightful)
> "It will be interesting to see how East Texas judges respond
> to this abuse of process perpetrated against their own residents."
abuse of process? Does such a thing exist in the USA?
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turn it around... (Score:5, Interesting)
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That's pretty damn insightful right there.
Ha (Score:2, Insightful)
I'm glad because hopefully is this kind of trials that will make people realize how stupid software patents are.
I do hope more of this happen, but I feel sorry for those who are the victims right now.
If is there any kind of consolation, it resides on knowing that you are contributing to the fight against this shit.
To the brothers and sisters who stand and fight, I leave a word:
Don't stand down, don't give up. You are the heroes of the modern age.
Dangerous Activity (Score:3, Insightful)
The plaintiffs should be lucky this guy is content to put a 'strongly worded' letter on his website.
East Texas troll friendliness is well known (Score:5, Interesting)
I was reading about how Bilski is threatening software patents and how some sides are saying "It ain't over yet!" and are interpreting the interest taken by the supreme court as intent to overturn the Bilski decision. On the other hand, at least one supreme court justice is well aware of the questionable nature of the East Texas court and has expressed dislike for it. From that I can see that perhaps the SCOTUS would like to finally reign in the lower courts and the abuse that is propagated by the East Texas court.
I believe the Bilski decision represents a restoration of sanity to patent law and process as I am sure that others here will agree. When it comes to technology, interoperability and compatibility are absolutely critical to growth and development of new technology as increasingly one thing builds on another very rapidly. To patent software literally and directly imposes roadblocks, or more exactly, private toll blocks on technological progress. One could even argue that without reigning in such practices, the U.S. will be giving up its position of technological superiority because of such abusive greed.
As a poor soul who just moved from East Texas.. (Score:2)
Re:Interesting defense (Score:5, Insightful)
I didn't realize that "I dun have no cuzmers" was a valid defense against patent violations.
That's not all of his argument. Although his letter is unprofessional and poorly organized, he says:
To Sam Baxter - if you wish to acknowledge my email and realize your mistake on claiming CitiWare in your suit on Bedrocks behalf, then remove any claims against CitiWare / CityWare and I can remove this page and any publicity about filling an invalid lawsuit against a company that never used your patent or for that matter even developed any product sold or used (CityWare only used Open Source code under GPL for personal projects or other employers)!
He's probably flabbergasted that they didn't do any development, they just repackaged/administered GPL licensed open source products and now find themselves the target of a lawsuit. And like the article says, they don't care about him or what he says or the validity of targeting him, they care about keeping the case in East Texas District Court [technologyreview.com].
This guy doesn't need a defense, he just needs to reside in East Texas and he's part of this case no matter how ill placed the blame is.
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This guy doesn't need a defense, he just needs to reside in East Texas and he's part of this case no matter how ill placed the blame is.
You stay classy, Texas.
Re:Interesting defense (Score:5, Funny)
The Most Litigating Man in the World:
"I don't always sue people for patent violations, but when I do, I sue in East Texas. Stay classy my friends."
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Sorry about the misquote. I phrased it the way it would've been said where I grew up.
You Yankees
Take it back, Tex. I'm not from the Lone Star State, but there's no need to get nasty about it. Besides, you're acting like I don't think it's a good idea.
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They are suing him and others. But he is the only one it the courts venue... What they get from suing him is securing a friendly venue. But in Texas, judges are positions voted on. Piss off the residents, and look for a new job.
Federal Judges are appointed for life, and can acquire Secret Service protection without too much difficulty.
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Don't let reality get in the way of cool sounding stories or posts.
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Re:Interesting defense (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe he's a coyote.
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That's a wiley thing to say
Maybe he's a coyote.
+1 so unfunny it's funny
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Fortunately, I have no shame.
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It's not that he has no customers, it's the fact he closed his branch of the company completely in 2005. FTA :
"According to the complaint, defendants ...CitiWare Technology Solutions... use the method and apparatus falling within the scope of the '120 Patent in the course of their business operations."
Suing CitiWare in Colorado where they are based makes sense, suing them in Texas where that branch of the company hasn't existed for four years is a bit nonsensical except to try and keep it in a region known
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Proxies. Botnets. If you're motivated you can have as many IP addresses as you want.
What provide the motivation? Getting a reaction from people like you. Somewhere, in his mom's basement, there's a guy with his cock out fwapping away to your post.
I hope you're proud of yourself.
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"Does anything come from TX that is good and decent?"
Tex-Mex food and Tejanos in general. This problem solves itself once all the white men are run out of Texas, which demographically will be in about 25 years. Eventually they will all be concentrated in Idaho, and we can nuke that from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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This problem solves itself once all the white men are run out of Texas, which demographically will be in about 25 years. Eventually they will all be concentrated in Idaho, and we can nuke that from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
I find it hypocritical that you got positive moderation for this when a similar post aimed at a different race would have modded down as the racist garbage that it is.
It's OK to be racist against white people, where have you been?
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If I owned Hell and Texas, I'd live in Hell and rent out Texas
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I thought Connecticut was responsible for that one...
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Small software shops did just fine before this patent mess.
They will do do better. They won't have to worry about XOR, linked list or VFAT patents anymore.
The idea that the "little guy" needs patents is so bogus and thoroughly disproven that anyone that dares bring up the idea should walk around with a paper grocery sack on their head.
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