Stolen Maple Syrup Found and Returned To Strategic Reserve 255
First time accepted submitter bmxeroh writes "Remember the tragic maple syrup heist? Police have seized more than 600 barrels of maple syrup they say are related to the missing syrup. It was transported back to Quebec via a 16 tractor trailer, heavily guarded (and presumably heavily armed) convoy Wednesday."
Sounds like (Score:5, Funny)
A Lead on the Culprit (Score:5, Funny)
So far, the only significant bit of evidence found at the scene where these barrels were retrieved was the cryptic phrase B. Worth, written in syrup on the floor.
Re:A Lead on the Culprit (Score:4, Funny)
So someone is trying to frame her? I heard there is a Log Cabin near the scene that may warrant investigating.
THANK GOD (Score:4, Funny)
Thank God! This could have turned into a real sticky situation!
Where do the Presidential Candidates stand? (Score:5, Funny)
Bacon Shortage. Stolen Maple Syrup. Clearly there is an international threat to our wholesome breakfast way of life. But where to the Presidential Candidates stand on this issue? Clearly the moderator dropped the ball by not bringing up this vital issue of world peace and security during the debate.
Re:I just don't understand.. (Score:5, Funny)
Diamonds! That's where it's at!
This is clearly an injustice! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:A Lead on the Culprit (Score:4, Funny)
Let's not take too much stock in it. It's possible her Aunt Jemima is trying to frame her.
Re:Sorry but... (Score:5, Funny)
I'm from Africa, but I can make a clickable link [theatlantic.com] ;)
Thanks for the article, btw. It answers the question quite nicely.
Re:Sounds like (Score:5, Funny)
The cops are no doubt celebrating the sweet smell of success - with pancakes for breakfast....
Re:Where do the Presidential Candidates stand? (Score:5, Funny)
Bacon Shortage. Stolen Maple Syrup. Clearly there is an international threat to our wholesome breakfast way of life. But where to the Presidential Candidates stand on this issue? Clearly the moderator dropped the ball by not bringing up this vital issue of world peace and security during the debate.
It is a serious issue that threatens to rend the social fabric of society. Women make breakfast for men. That's as traditional as church on Sunday, Real Marriage, and meth-fuelled sex with male prostitutes - all cornerstones of the Republican Party, and what made America great.
What do women do when there's no breakfast to make? Right, they get ideas! Can you imagine a world in which men, weakened by a lack of bacon and maple syrup, lose control over women? A world where women are free to use their in-built pregnancy prevention mechanism, not only to protect themselves from impregnation during rape, but also during normal marital sex? Obama can, and with another term that's exactly where he'll bring America. Romney for traditional values. The black guy for feminazis, socialism, and failing to keep open factories that had already been closed under Bush.
P Ryan.
(Borrowing my friend's account.)
Re:Sounds like (Score:2, Funny)
Ahhh, sweet victory.
Re:Heavily armed (Score:2, Funny)
heavily guarded (and presumably heavily armed)
Woah, woah, woah... It isn't the USA, put those guns away.
I figured it was heavily armed for Canadian standards. One of the guys had a knife.
Re:Sounds like (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Where do the Presidential Candidates stand? (Score:5, Funny)
Hello, we're Canadians (Score:5, Funny)
Our military expenditures are a tiny fraction of our Southern neighbor's
Less likely to carry guns
Have better healthcare and are therefore more relaxed
We emphasize coordination and and compassion and getting along at the U.N.
Our labor rights are more sound, so we're less agitated
Our commitment to education is high, we see ways to resolve conflict in wise ways rather than brutal vicious ways
We're polite to a fault, we stop our cars in the street so you can cross, we let you go first in line if we both arrive at the same time, and we express in low tones the thinking behind our disagreements
BUT DON'T YOU MOTHERFUCKERS EVER FUCKING MESS WITH OUR MOTHERFUCKING MAPLE SYRUP
Re:Carmel Colored Corn Syrup... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Sorry but... (Score:5, Funny)
I'm from America. Can someone click that link for me and tell me what it says?
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Re:Where do the Presidential Candidates stand? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Should you be worried about the food you buy? (Score:4, Funny)