Describe Any Location On Earth In 3 Words 478
First time accepted submitter jameshumphreys writes "London startup what3words has successfully launched a new website which has carved the world map into almost 57 trillion 3m x 3m squares, assigning each square a simple, unique 3 word address. For instance, the 'what3words' for the famous Peter Pan statue in London's Hyde Park is 'union.prop.enjoy'. This means you can easily describe even remote locations with great precision. CEO Chris Sheldrick says, 'We see our service being most useful where current methods of describing location (e.g. postcodes or ZIP codes) don't do the job well enough or don't do the job at all — but of course it has applications as a preferred alternative even where the existing solutions do a decent job, but perhaps less precise/customised than w3w.' An API is planned 'in the coming weeks.'" The heart of Disneyworld could be "Radioactive Humanoid Mice"; what would you call your neck of the woods?
Phoenx, Arizona (Score:5, Funny)
Damn. Too many words. (Score:3)
Sometimes, plain coordinates or a normal address would be better. Our house is on just over a hectare of land. That's about 1000 of those damn word triplets; even a fast talker would go blue in the face saying them. Our cottage is on 6½ hectares - a whole chorus would be left breathless.
Re:Damn. Too many words. (Score:5, Funny)
San Francisco, CA: "Not United States"
Redmond, WA: "Hell On Earth"
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Stockton?
Re:Damn. Too many words. (Score:5, Funny)
Stockton?
No, that's the crotch of California. The Armpit is Oakland.
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That's about 1000 of those damn word triplets
That means you have a lot of them to choose from, pick one and stick with it. I'm sure yours will be at least as funny as mine.
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If your friend wants to meet you in Hyde Park (it's a big place) and you don't know where the statue of Peter Pan is, he can say "union.prop.enjoy" and w3w can guide you there...
Of course, since both of you would have to have smartphones for this to work, quite why a long/lat wouldn't also work is beyond me...especially given the prospect of m
Slashdot.... (Score:5, Funny)
nobody.reads.TFA
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My three words?
Endless stretch ocean.
Accounts for about at least 1.6 ~ 1.8 trillion of these squares.
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Los Angeles:
Fucking.smoggy.hell
Los Angeles: La La Land
alternatively: Highways Of Hell
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Are you stuck in the 70s? LA has some smog but it isn't bad. Try Beijing for serious smog.
Who's gonna get stuck with... (Score:2)
... "putrid.dung.heap"?
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And why should we expect that to be a unique identifier?
"Miserable.lying.bastards" could be applied to so many places it's not funny.
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And why should we expect that to be a unique identifier?
"Miserable.lying.bastards" could be applied to so many places it's not funny.
Primarily: Washington DC
Dirty.Greedy.Scum: Pick any Wallstreet investment bank
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I don't care where it is, I'm moving to fuck.that.shit
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DC is the Asshole of America - Hence the foul odor, hot air, and irritating sounds that originate from within. ... Which is quite an amazing feat, considering that it's situated squarely between the nation's armpit (NJ) and limp dick (FL).
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DC is the Asshole of America - Hence the foul odor, hot air, and irritating sounds that originate from within. ... Which is quite an amazing feat, considering that it's situated squarely between the nation's armpit (NJ) and limp dick (FL).
Until you realize that the Horn of Plenty (White House or Congress, take your pick) is right in there, reaming away in a frenzy.
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probably.your.neighborhood
Springfield, USA
no.no.no (Score:2)
Without being able to look up the mapping from the database, the three words don't seem to be useful.
Perhaps it be paired with Longitude and Latitude; making a really useful yet *boring* system all of a sudden more *fun*, yet still accessible without access to the database.
Re:no.no.no (Score:5, Insightful)
"Without being able to look up the mapping from the database, the three words don't seem to be useful."
Exactly, consumer! Our awesome new system replaces those pesky, confusing, 'numbers' that hurt your little head and interoperate with basically any map, globe, or other geography system on earth, with three simple words that are meaningful only in the context of our proprietary service! Isn't it great?
Just think of the possibilities: will it be more lucrative to charge fees for service? Or maybe mine people's queries for marketable insights about their behavior?
So... (Score:4, Insightful)
It's a TinyUrl for map coordinates, but more human memorable?
1 Microsoft Way, Redmond, WA 98052 (Score:5, Funny)
Re:1 Microsoft Way, Redmond, WA 98052 (Score:5, Funny)
embrace.extend.extinguish anyone?
Wouldn't developers.developers.developers be more appropriate to the current CEO?
Re:1 Microsoft Way, Redmond, WA 98052 (Score:5, Funny)
I'm sure their building is larger than 3x3 meter so they have room for both and bring.more.chairs as well :)
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For what it's worth, that's a spot on the shore of God's Lake [w3w.cm] in northern Manitoba. Not a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there either.
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Close. That's in the Pacific ocean [w3w.cm] off the coast of Oregon.
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http://what3words.com/chair.duck.late [what3words.com] -- West of Brisbane.
longitude and latitude (Score:2, Insightful)
So, I am confused how this is better than longitude and latitude? I can use L&L offline, and it can have almost an infinite precision. Also, with my memory I am no more likely to remember the 3 words here than a long string of numbers.
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So, I am confused how this is better than longitude and latitude? I can use L&L offline, and it can have almost an infinite precision. Also, with my memory I am no more likely to remember the 3 words here than a long string of numbers.
*ALMOST* infinite precision? Add another decimal place and you get better precision. Keep adding them and you get infinite precision. Hell, you could keep adding decimal places until you get down to a specific atom! (Although that would be rather silly and probably impossible to actually measure with today's technology.)
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So, I am confused how this is better than longitude and latitude? I can use L&L offline, and it can have almost an infinite precision. Also, with my memory I am no more likely to remember the 3 words here than a long string of numbers.
*ALMOST* infinite precision? Add another decimal place and you get better precision. Keep adding them and you get infinite precision. Hell, you could keep adding decimal places until you get down to a specific atom! (Although that would be rather silly and probably impossible to actually measure with today's technology.)
Until you get so small as to bump into the realm of Quantum Mechanics, and then you literally can't say for certain - ever - if a specific thing is at one location or another.
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So, I am confused how this is better than longitude and latitude? I can use L&L offline, and it can have almost an infinite precision. Also, with my memory I am no more likely to remember the 3 words here than a long string of numbers.
You can't charge licensing fees for L&L, but you can for OneWord shortcuts to a 3-word location name...
Do you mean why is it better for you ? Well, you'll have to answer that one for yourself...
um okay (Score:2)
So they give everywhere 3x3 meter square a random three words name to make it easier to tell some one the exact place you are refering to beacause it may or may not have postal code, have they not heard of gps coordinates it?
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Re:um okay (Score:4)
Have you not realized that three english words are easier to remember than 12-20 random numbers?
...unless you're not an English speaker.
Which is significant, if this is being used to identify locations on a *global* scale.
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But what reason would you use those 3 words? "Street, street, city" is the 3 word human memorable identifier that is already in common use.
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Re:um okay (Score:4, Insightful)
57 trillion locations, with three words each, with no duplicate IDs. Hmm, 38,000+ uniquely spelled words required to be able to do this.
Hmmm, not sure whether I know 38,000 uniquely spelled words or not. But I'm willing to bet most people don't.
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another.useless.service (Score:4, Insightful)
why.not.another
cheese.ball.central
i.hate.periods
t.l.a
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I dunno. I'm having some fun with it: "another.useless.service" is on Outtrim Avenue [w3w.cm] in the southern suburbs of Canberra, Australia.
Screeching monkeys ... (Score:2)
And people will immediately start injecting their beliefs into it, and it will devolve into competing sides trying to "define" a specific thing.
So if I say "fetid.corrupt.assholes" for Washington DC, and someone says "freedom.defenders.awesome", those two aren't reconcilable.
This is just a chance for everyone to try to shout loudest to assign their own description of something.
It's a "big.pointless.exercise".
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The words are pre-filled for all locations, apparently arbitrarily(with respect to their natural-language meanings), I assume that they used some cute math trick, maybe a hash of some flavor to munge (latitude, longitude) into a unique triplet selected from the dictionary, rather than assigning them fully randomly and having to store the whole collection, rather than being able to re-generate as needed; but they don't say.
Of course, for a low annual fee, you can buy a shorter 'Oneword'(tm) to advertise you
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No, you're doing it wrong ... your.momma.fat, your.momma.ugly, your.momma.whore ... you wasted one of your words.
Sheesh, amateurs. ;-)
Washington DC (Score:2)
Corrupt Incompetent Assclowns
Or CIA.
Tried it (Score:2)
load.of.bollocks
Search
We couldn't find any results for load.of.bollocks
it's a startup so is it gonna cost? (Score:2)
like 1 million pixels but with earth?
Give. Your. Money. (Score:2)
TFA fails to mention you have to pay to assign words to a location.
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one better (Score:5, Funny)
I'll describe the entire Earth in only 2:
Mostly Harmless
why.choose.english (Score:2)
why.choose.english
Is it safe to assume that is it universally acceptable to use three random English words?
three ENGLISH words (Score:2)
English is in decline, better choose a language used by a greater percentage of the earth's population. Mandarin and Spanish have more native speakers, perhaps we should use one of those.
Yet another geographic coord system??? (Score:2)
See also: Category:Geographic coordinate systems [wikipedia.org].
Beijing, China (Score:2)
"massing.ensemble.alters"
Latin characters? Really?
Thereis an APP for that (Score:2)
What is correct? (Score:4, Insightful)
Right Here (Score:2)
middle.of.nowhere
3 Words? I can do it in 2... (Score:2)
Earth's A$$hole = New Jersey
Thanks! I'll be here all week...
Or, for our friends listening in via PRISM. (Score:2)
A somewhat better idea... (Score:2)
itsa.smallworld.afterall... (Score:2)
Cold Overcast Crowded (Score:2)
Why crowded? Because it's Summer and temperatures are in 3 digits (F) inland.
Interesting concept (Score:2)
Considering mailing addresses in some places are essentially landmark references rather than proper street addresses, this might actually be a useful tool if there weren't any GPS.
My address in South Korea, for example, was "pumpkin patch" and the town I lived in, with the house number. My street name was never once listed on my mail. For anyone other than the mailman, finding my house based upon my mailing address was a nightmare. I had to give specific directions from known locations. (Obviously the h
Continuity (Score:5, Insightful)
I'm sitting at beach.country.pineapple and my co-worker is at closing.rheumatoid.begin. How does that help someone find out if he's 6 feet away or 6000 miles away?
And how do you spell "rheumatoid" again?
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It's completely useless unless you are connected to and can do lookups in a gigantic database. So in other words, it's completely useless. So what if it's easier to remember and say than, say, lat/lon coordinates -- lat/lon has a dozen other advantages. If you need to refer to a place by name to someone, agree on a meaningful name. "Use this prebuilt list of a trillion random names" is pretty dumb.
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I'm sitting at beach.country.pineapple and my co-worker is at closing.rheumatoid.begin. How does that help someone find out if he's 6 feet away or 6000 miles away?
And that's why this is a lame idea. Several comments compare it to the DNS system. Well, with DNS, the user generally does not care where 2 devices are in relation to each other. With geographical location, relation between 2 points (usually where I am and where I want to go) is VERY important.
So they've reduced the signal to a form easier to communicate and remember (compared to long. and lat. coordinates), but removed all usefull information in the process.
Soundalikes... (Score:4, Insightful)
...could provide a few special moments.
Stockholm Central [what3words.com]
Route 4, near Rutland VT, USA [what3words.com]
In the South Atlantic, about 250 km off the coast of Argentina [what3words.com]
Claxton, Georgia (Score:2)
armpit.of.california (Score:2)
Fresno.
Good Idea.... End of GPS coordinates (Score:2)
Who said a yellow cat with a pink ribbon would sell millions? Social but only 140 characters and one sentence.....
trust.fund.kid (Score:2)
Portland, OR
3 words (Score:2)
Location, location, location.
This is truly stupid. (Score:3)
That said, I live at:
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.Antidisestablishmentarianism
which also proves that the concept has no merit.
Three words for the startup what3words (Score:5, Insightful)
or more accurately:
google.please.buyus
Into Darkness did it better (Score:3)
Star Trek Into Darkness did it better.
In that movie, a set of four 2-digit transporter coordinates has enough resolution to distinguish a location on a planet in another solar system from a moon of Jupiter.
(Also, using a transporter the size of a duffel bag (including power source), you can transport someone from Earth to Kronos. Never mind that the planet is light years away, Earth and Kronos are spinning on their axis, both planets are going around their respective suns, both systems are traveling through space in different directions, and you're doing this from a seated position in a damaged ship whirling out of control. Also, the transport is instantaneous - it goes at warp speed without a ship!)
(Oh, and let's hide the ship underwater [youtube.com], even though the indigenous population wouldn't be able to see us if we stayed in orbit.)
Six words would seem to work a lot better (Score:5, Insightful)
For instance, the 'what3words' for the famous Peter Pan statue in London's Hyde Park is 'union.prop.enjoy'
What's wrong with "peter.pan.statue.hyde.park.london"?
Re:You can do it with just latitude / longitude (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:You can do it with just latitude / longitude (Score:4, Insightful)
no, "most" would imply more than 3.5 billion people had that ability. most humans would not have such for english, but maybe in their native tongue.
our computers and cell phones remember such things as GPS very well, let's stick with that.
Re:You can do it with just latitude / longitude (Score:4, Insightful)
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Nonsense, no "shared app" is necessary other than basic email or messaging
N 25 18.340 W 22 28.100
Re:You can do it with just latitude / longitude (Score:5, Insightful)
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Re:You can do it with just latitude / longitude (Score:5, Funny)
So now, instead, you've got to give her the three words, plus the URL of the website, which she will easily fuck up.
3words.....what?
What three words?
Oh...type into my browser....
ok...
www.what.three.words.com
I don't get anything.
Oh..ok.
www.what.3.words.com
It's still not working.
Grrrr.
www.what3.words.com
This stupid thing!
Just give me your damned latitude and longitude!!!
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monetizing is simple. they expect dolts to pay them a yearly cost for upkeeping a special address for you.
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Re:This is the dumbest idea ever (Score:5, Insightful)
This is going to catch on. Stupid ideas always do.
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They want to be bought by a Google for a billion. Hence all the hype building.
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See, but the thing is, it provides no unique utility. Semantic, searchable map: already done better by Google maps. Highly specific location identifier: already done better by geocoordinates. Human memorable name for location, already done better with street names and city. There's no unique role to fill here.
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but most of those people would have no use for english words. someone is being obtuse all right....
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How about bloviating.moron.central?
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insert.meme.here
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