The Simpsons Turn 10 395
SkulkCU writes "The Simpsons turn 10 today. I still laugh throughout every show. " I still say that the Simpsons is the best show on television last decade. This season has been stronger than the last couple too.
degrading quality (Score:1)
Minor Corrections (Score:1)
Homer does not say "Doh." He says "D'oh." While they sound exactly the same, its apparantly a big enough difference that the engraving on Lisa's sax is spelled this way.
South Park is not a Simpson's immitation. Can't speak for the others, but I kinda get the impression Southpark was inspired by the work of Terry Gilliam.
Thank you. If there are anymore corrections, I will let you know.
Wouldn't it be great if... (Score:1)
God knows I say it enough...
Re:Made the real news, too... (Score:1)
It's sucked for the past 4 years or so... (Score:1)
But that's just me...
- A.P.
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Re:Too bad they don't kill Kid Rock... (Score:1)
Re:My favorite simpson's moment... (Score:1)
Catch phrase (Score:1)
Here's hoping for ten more years.
Computer-related Simpsons quotes (Score:1)
In my Visual C++, when a build is successful Homer says, "To start, press any key" while build failures have Mr. Burns yelling "You call this a supercomputer?!"
For a while when I was running a WinNT 4.0 beta, the startup was Snake's "Oh, no, BETA!"
My other favorite computer-related sound clips:
Homer:"Welcome to the Internet my friend, how can I help you?"
Comic Book Guy:"I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my Token-Ring Ethernet LAN configuration?"
Homer:[3 seconds of dead silence, then]Can I have some money now?
Homer: "The Internet? Is that thing still around?"
Lisa (referring to robot toy): "They must have programmed it to eliminate the competition!"
Bart: "You mean like Microsoft?"
Re:That stupid saxophone (Score:1)
Re:Apu's card program . . . (Score:1)
This season... (Score:1)
"I, King Arthur, crown Zorro the new King of England!"
Freeze frame, rap song begins: "From the Z to the O to the Double R O..."
That was hilarious, plain and simple... I gotta find a clip of that
Re:Somebody dies next month (Score:1)
Have you tried prunes?
Re:Somebody dies next month (Score:1)
I also love when Homer's mom is on the lam.
Wiggum: Are you senile or are you stalling us while she gets away?
Granpa: A little from column A and a little from column B
Re:A measure of success (Score:1)
Re:Apu's card program . . . (Score:1)
Re:phil (Score:1)
The Simpsons - More than 10 years old? (Score:1)
Re:That stupid saxophone (Score:1)
Ideas on how to celebrate the anniversary (Score:1)
The last couple of years have really sucked. Thank God for syndication.
Re:My favorite simpson's moment... (Score:1)
When Homer imagines his evil self "I am evil homer. I am evil homer. I am evil Homer."
See: http://www.icbiass.com/sounds/9f1 8/evil_homer.wav [icbiass.com]
Re:Are Bart and Lisa that stupid??? (Score:1)
I dunno. But they're getting plenty of Malk.
Re:Fav Simpsons' moments (contribute!) (Score:1)
http://www.icbiass.com/soun ds/2f31/how_do_you_sleep.mp3 [icbiass.com]
Re:I love the Simpsons but damn them for Cosby (Score:1)
http://members.xoom.com/icbias s/movies/cosby_show.rm [xoom.com] (A tribute to the Cosby show, when the went off the air)
http://www.icbiass.com/sounds/2f32/cos by.mp3 [icbiass.com] (Hey kids! Meet Grandpa Murphy!!)
Retro-Futuristic Bender (Score:1)
It's moving to before KOTH (Score:1)
Re:I have to disagree (Score:1)
My favorite though was at the Octoberfest there are several stalls in a row. 'German Sausage' is manned by a Hitler-looking fellow. Next to him is the 'Polish Sausage' booth. The German guy looks around, runs up and knocks out the Polish guy and replaces the 'Polish Sausage' sign with another 'German Sausage' sign. Then he starts eyeing the 'Czechloslovakian Sausage' stall....
Having lived in New England I also liked some of the local mannerisms and places - the Natick Twinkie factory was a lot of fun
Re:You know you are a hit when: (Score:1)
Milhouse: We can tell everyone on the Internet!
Bart: Yeah, but we really need to reach people who's opinions matter.
Well, why not... (Score:1)
The whole Jerry Springer segment, especially Marge in the alien mating experiment.
"The winner will be covered in praise, the loser booed until my throat is sore."
From last night, the weatherman appearing at the local comedy club: "There's a 70% chance of hilarity!" "I like those odds!"
Fav Simpson detail (Score:1)
For instance, when the Simpsons are suddenly very poor and Homer has to feed the cat. He opens the can, the contents label reads "ashes", he turns the can upside down, and SPLASH! A bunch of ashes falls on kitty's dish!
If you have ever bought cat food, you'll notice that the label actually reads "ashes". That's what I mean with the devil is in the details...
Re:My favorite simpson's moment... (Score:1)
Sixty-four slices of American Cheese....
Your Working Boy,
Re:Other related shows... (Score:1)
Yep. Renewed for a minimum of 13 episodes, maybe as many as 21. It was in the Entertainment section of Yahoo!'s daily news..
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Re:Apu's card program . . . (Score:1)
Re:I have to disagree (Score:1)
Re:And the answer... (and rest of the questions... (Score:1)
Therefore, Springfield must be in a location where a single highway can lead to all those locations. It must be west of the Mississippi because of KBBL. It must be able to get a lot of snow (feet, several times). It must be near the ocean. It must have a desert with cacti nearby.
QED, Springfield does not and cannot have a state.
Re:We Get No Respect (Score:1)
Re:It's moving to before KOTH (Score:1)
Futurama better than the Simpsons? (Score:1)
Futurama better than the Simpsons? (Score:1)
I discovered RealVideo (and even VCD-style MPEG) Futurama episodes on the internet, however, and I'm hooked. I've got every single one except the Christmas episode on my PC now (should have it when I get back to university and my ethernet connection, instead of this 14.4kb/s modem...) and I love it. 'Brilliant' episodes are far more common than with the Simpsons, and often I'm laughing like an idiot. My neighbours must think I'm pretty strange.
Futurama still doesn't reach 'brilliant' every time, but the episodes that aren't so good are still pretty funny (compared with some downright depressing Simpsons episodes, eg the one with Homer and the poisonous sushi). Futurama episodes like the Robot planet one, Nixon running for president etc are superb...
I like the dark undertones in Futurama - at first glance it looks happy and cheerful, but then you see the crack dispensers, the suicide booths and the 25 cent hookerbots. And a main character actively being encouraged to steal, drink and dispense with religion? On prime-time television? Wonderful.
Hmmm...
~/media/futurama/futurama.sh
/me sits back and giggles for the next five and a half hours...
BTW, useless factoid - the first season of the Simpsons is starting tomorrow morning on BBC1 at some time. As part of some children's thing. Gah.
Help Catalog the Simpsons (Score:2)
The capsules are entire scripts along with viewer comments and "Did you Notice?" sections and more.
However, with the deluge of information required to create a capsule, the project is sorely "behind schedule". If you've got any Simpsons episodes from the past few seasons on tape, please read the site's capsule submission guideline and help out!
Re:The Perfect Company for IPO! (Score:2)
Homer becomes elated at the chance of big money.
Bill Gates: "All right fellas, buy 'em out!".
Homer: "What are you doing!?"
Bill Gates: "I didn't become rich by writing a lot of checks, Mr. Simpson."
The Perfect Company for IPO! (Score:2)
Re: that 20$ (Score:2)
(Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.)
Explain how!
(Money can be exchanged for goods and services.)
Woo hoo!
Re:Are Bart and Lisa that stupid??? (Score:2)
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Re:Are Bart and Lisa that stupid??? (Score:2)
They need to sell this (Score:2)
Re:Best prime-time cartoon (Score:2)
Best Simpsons-Cape Fear parody
I love so many that it's hard to choose. I like when Bart gets a fake driver's license and goes on a road trip, and the whole Krusty Gets Kancelled episode is great, but the best is Homer The Heritic, where Homer stays home while the rest go to church. He makes himself his patented, space age, out-of-this-world Moon Waffles, dances in his underwear, wins a radio contest, and watches football.
Bart: Hey where's Homer? Marge: Your father is...resting. Bart: "Resting" hung over? "Resting" got fired? Help me out here.
Homer: No offense Apu, but when they were handing out religions, you musta been out taking a whizz.
Homer: Hey Ganesha, want a peanut? Apu: Please do not offer my god a peanut.
Re:A measure of success (Score:2)
Re:Twice the pet, none of the mess! (Score:2)
That episode (well, part of it) was actually a Simpsonization of an old episode of The Twilight Zone where there was this 6-year old kid that had pretty much the same powers Bart did. However, the freak-o-cat was pure simpson. I loved it.
Re:Somebody dies next month (Score:2)
Fav. Halloween moments (Score:2)
Re:And the answer... (and rest of the questions... (Score:2)
9)"Fishbulb"? at least that's what Bart called him...
Re:Fav Simpsons' moments (contribute!) (Score:2)
"CCCCRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP......."
Re:favorite bender quote: (Score:2)
Re:Somebody dies next month (Score:2)
For example, when Bleeding Gums Murphy Died, he stayed dead. Also, when the Marvin Monroe Memorial wing appeared at the hospital, we saw no more Marvin Monroe.
Other than that, The Simpsons seems to have no sense of continuity (other than the characters changing somewhat). The Simpsons even make fun of this aspect, like at the end of The Principal and The Pauper (where Skinner turns out to be an imposter) and they say "No one shall ever speak of this again," or something to that effect.
Re:You know you are a hit when: (Score:2)
The proof of Simpsons power... (Score:2)
Re:Poor Lisa (Score:2)
Yeah, but Homer is an idiot, and while some right-wingers are probably idiots, most are reasonably intelligent. I think Homer is just a crowd-follower
Re:A measure of success (Score:2)
Yoink!: When you take/steal something from someone. I taught my 2-year old cousin this one.
Meh..: When you don't care about something you say "meh".
Realaudio Interview Tonight on CBC radio (Score:2)
The interview is on the show As it Happens which happens at 6:30 EST here [radio.cbc.ca]. Supposedly, archived shows go here [radio.cbc.ca], but obviously this link will not exist until after the live version.
Degrading quality (Score:2)
-car crash-
Homer: D'oh!
Marge: A dear!
Lisa: A female dear!
I have to disagree (Score:2)
It's been a bit sucky
Although in the UK we might be a season behind
but I don't think so cos Treehouse of Horrors X is on on Saturday (Nothing like putting a halloween ep on Mid-January)
Re:I have to disagree (Score:2)
Bart: "Oh come on, like you didn't know"
(Or something like that)
Re:I have to disagree (Score:2)
Re:Futurama's doing well.. (Score:2)
Another great one [was:Re:My favorite...] (Score:2)
JMR
And the answer... (and rest of the questions...) (Score:2)
2) What did homer give up his soul for?
3) Who shot Mr. Burns (come on now, everybody knows that!)
4) What household appliance turned out to be a time machine, transporting Homer back millions of years?
5) Why did the babysitter accuse Homer of sexual harrasment?
6) Bart decimated the ecosystem of Australia. How?
7) Who appeared as the guest voice of Rupert Murdoch (Fox "network" owner)?
8) Bart discovered his French host family adding a foreign substance to wine they were making. What was it?
9) What's the name of the character resembling Homer that was used to plug soap on Japanese television?
10)What induced Homer's Castaneda-esque hallucination at the annual Springfield Chili Cook-Off?
here's a personal bonus question: What state is Springfield in?
Re:degrading quality (Score:2)
Oh yeah, that - there was that one episode...
Lisa (rant about how everyone is just a stereotype with one-line, and how it sucks)
Homer: Doh!
Marge: Mmmmmm. (grumbled)
Maggie: (suck, suck)
Bart: Eat My Shorts!
Barney: (belch)
Sea Captain: Arrrrr!
Doctor: He he he!
Ned: Doodley-doo!
at which point they all look at Lisa...
Lisa: I'm going to my room!
they always make fun of themselves (and Fox, of course), and that makes for some pretty healthly humor. I think that the type of show they have needs to change a little now and then, but I end up laughing so hard each time, it doesn't matter much what they do...
Made the real news, too... (Score:2)
ex: According to the scanner, how much is Maggie worth?
etc... helped me recall some excellent moments...
Re:I have to disagree (Score:2)
Notable Moments:
"We can vote for a third party candidate!"
"Go ahead, throw away your vote (maniacal laughter)"
"I'll save ya, laddy!" (hit with axe) (repeat)
Re:My favorite simpson's moment... (Score:2)
"mmmmmm..... chocolate" (open) "DOH!"
(repeat)
(sorry, I'm in the mood to nit)
Re:The proof of Simpsons power... (Score:2)
Speaking of smart kids, here's my favorite "Simpsons" moment:
(Homer fiddles with Lisa's perpetual motion machine, growing increasingly frustrated)
Homer: Young lady, in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
Funny but tiresome (Score:2)
Twice the pet, none of the mess! (Score:2)
The time Bart put the cat and dog through the transporter and it came out with a head on each end. "Hey! Twice the pet, none of the mess!"
And the episode where Bart had an evil power that made everything he thought of real. Sitting at the breakfast table he observes "Same old boring cat..." and turns it into an umbrella-tailed-fire breathing hybrid cat-thing. Later the dog and cat-thing are sleeping on the floor and the dogs fur catches fire when the cat-thing snores.
And the signs! If you don't read EVERYTHING you are missing a lot! And the puns! "You can't believe everything you see on TV, boy" as Homie simultaneously sits on the couch and walks by on the sidewalk outside.
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Re:I agree! (Score:2)
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Re:I have to disagree (Score:2)
Don't get me wrong, there definitely are really boring and unfunny Simpsons episodes, but throughout each season there are certain episodes and moments of pure hysteria.
On an unrelated note, has anyone seen 'The Critic'? Now that's a show that has been unjustly cancelled twice, but when it's on a roll, it's really on a roll! Cartoon Network has reruns of it sometimes, but there's only like 15 or so episodes. If given a longer chance, I think it could have become totally awesome. [Note, some episodes of it are painfully cheesy, but the parts that are funny are enough to give your diaphragm a year's worth of exercise). IMHO, of course.
Re:Fav Simpsons' moments (contribute!) (Score:2)
Homer (singing to the tune of Flintstone's, while acting it out i.e., getting off work, driving car home, etc.)
Simpson, Homer Simpson,
He's the greatest guy in history.
From the town of Springfield,
He's about to hit a chestnut tree.
Ahhh.... crash.
That's priceless. Anyone point me to a sound clip?
thank you! (Score:2)
Fav Simpsons' moments (contribute!) (Score:2)
When Burns runs for Governor and comes to dinner
Bart: "Cool, a media circus!"
Bart saying grace: "Dear God, we bought all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing!"
Bart and Milhouse finding $20, getting Slurpees from Apu that are pure syrup and doing a sugar-crazed rendition of "Springfield, Springfield" (the musical) around town.
From the classic "Flaming Moe's" episode:
Marge: Well, Homer, maybe you can take some consolation in the fact that something you created is making so many people happy.
Homer: [sarcastic] Ooh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from Happyland, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane!
[walks out, slams door]
[sticks head back in] Oh, by the way: I was being sarcastic[slams door]
Marge: Well, _duh_.
Re:Slashdot's TROY McCLURE (Score:2)
Re:Somebody dies next month (Score:2)
Thanks for sticking with it, Fox! (Score:2)
Fox stuck with the show, because it was good, even in its lesser seasons. The most important change was changing the focus from Bart "Underachiever and proud of it" to Homer "doh!" -- we all know Homer is much funnier...
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You know you are a hit when: (Score:2)
Speaking of which...what exactly is the pattern to the show labels they use (e.g. - 4f15). Is the first number the season? How come the recent episodes I have seen are only 6 or something? Is it a hexadecimal number? What? Maybe I'm just not paying close enough attention...
- JoeShmoe
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Correction (Score:2)
That stupid saxophone (Score:2)
I've always liked Seinfeld better than the Simpson's. The Simpson's is very clever and very funny but I think it moves too slowly, not enough jokes per minute and a little too predictable. I find myself channel surfing even when I want to watch it.
But, I do like Marge's sisters a lot, and that hottie who appeared once, Lurleen: "Noone understands you but I do!"
Re:Apu's card program . . . (Score:2)
Frink: "Well, technically, yes, but the computer matches would be so perfect as to eliminate the thrill of romantic conquest. Ha-ho-ha-hey-hoo."
its maud (Score:2)
::shrug::
its still the best show on the telly.
-nick
My favorite simpson's moment... (Score:2)
*doh*
Homer discards the carton, and opens another, same thing...
*doh*
"Marge, we need more vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry ice cream!"
"OK, dear"
hehehe...
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Re:And the answer... (and rest of the questions... (Score:2)
No Surprise (Score:3)
Smithers, massage my brain...
the relevant Bart quote... (Score:3)
Re:A measure of success (Score:3)
Apu's card program . . . (Score:3)
Re:Somebody dies next month (Score:4)
"According to a reliable source, Mrs. Roswell's characters are actually set to disappear from the show; Mrs. Mitzman Gaven would provide Maude Flanders' voice for Faith Off [BABF06], in which the character would die."
Found it at:
http://www.snpp.com/episodes/season11.html
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Slashdot's TROY McCLURE (Score:4)
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We Get No Respect (Score:5)
During the past 6 months, many Simpsons sites have received cease and desist letters from their attorneys because the sites contain archived multimedia of The Simpsons.
I don't understand why FOX doesn't see the coverage of The Simpsons on the web as a GOOD thing - it's almost free advertising. Also, I believe I read an interview with Matt Groening in which he stated that he himself loves the coverage of his show on the web.
Somebody dies next month (Score:5)
A regular character will die during the February sweeps. They don't say who. My guess would be Grandpa as they don't do much with him anymore.
Upcoming guests include Betty White, Stephen King, Britney Spears, and Kid Rock & Joe C.
I read it this morning in the dead-tree version of the Houston Chronicle [chron.com]. I found the online article [chron.com] so you can read it if you like.
New Simpsons Website (Score:5)
A measure of success (Score:5)
The most elegant and widespread, of course is simply,
D'oh!
I mean... sure it was said B.H. (Before Homer), but almost anyone who says it now, including in other TV shows or movies, is referring to the king himself.
Then there's some others
All of this of course is separate from the revolution in prime-time animated television that the Simpsons spawned.
Point? Merely this: a hearty huzzah for the Simpsons, and ten more years of success.