Star Wars Toys: Concept Drawings and Prototypes 27
Ant sent us a seriously cool site that has tons of unproduced and
concept star wars toys that never made it to market. These range from all over the place (coin books?) to prototype dolls with ken or barbie parts and clothing. I was just thinking a few days ago about my old star wars collection: a millenium falcon, an x-wing, a boba fett, a darth vader. Strangely all of them were broken garage sale items. But if I built a lego fortress for them to battle it was all good.
Hands up. (Score:2)
Hands up everyone who went looking for this [toysrgus.com]. You know who you are.
Re:If I could talk to Lucas.... (Score:1)
IIRC it was right after the first movie - there were all sorts of toys almost immediately. Any bitching now about Lucas' selling out is about 20 years too late :)
toysrgus is still alive? (Score:1)
At one point ToysRUs was attempting to remove them from the face of the 'net. Did they settle, or win their suit?
Oh, what a feeling... (Score:1)
Re:Wrong Star Wars... (Score:1)
You refer, of course, to the Faith Based Missle Defense?
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The story... (Score:4)
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away,
a small band of rebels produce a small,
but interesting website.
They mistakenly tell their friends that they would enjoy the pictures of
{star wars crap | exploding computers | home made missiles | robotic square dancers},
never expecting wind of the site to attract the interest of The Evil Empire.
Anyway, who cares about that moon out there -
Wait! That's no moon, and now you will feel the power of this fully operational ball of perl and MySQL.
Hobbyists beware: hide on your ice planets, we will find and destroy you.
Poor Gus (Score:2)
Invicta{HOG}
One that went under the radar (Score:2)
Just tell me there aren't pedophile concerns about a lollypop with a three foot long extendable bubblegum tongue that shoots down you child's throat. The gas station near my friend's house still had boxes of these suggestive little numbers they weren't able to shift.
Now if we'd seen that for the first Alien film OTOH.
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what a dull boy (Score:1)
Vader: I want him alive. NO DISINTEGRATIONS! (pokes finger at Boba Fett)
Fett: ---
Or you could redo American Graffiti, replacing the hot rods with the X-Wing and Falcon and Darth and Fett for "Toad" and Steve.
If I could talk to Lucas.... (Score:3)
Unfortunately, the Star Wars brand has such momentum now in the global psyche that you can almost gaurantee that the next two movies will be even more whored out to any company that thinks the logo will sell more cereal, mouse-pads, books, dildo's, whatever... I'll watch the movies, but that's it.
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Re:If I could talk to Lucas.... (Score:2)
I just pýcked up some Tutti-Fruýty flavored Star Wars gum in a village of about 2000 people.
Re:Wrong Star Wars... (Score:2)
we do the slashdotting so you don't have to (Score:5)
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Check out the Holiday Special Figures... (Score:1)
Naff StarWars trivia of the day:
Itchy (which is short for Attichitcuk) is Chewbacca's father; Malla (Mallatobuck) is Chewbacca's wife; and Lumpy (Lumpawarrump) is Chewbacca's son.
Wonder if they ever made a 'Wookie Pornstar' figure???
Re:Speaking of SW toys (Score:1)
The above line is a quote from the BBC. Not mine. Unfortunately /. doesn't have a fix after preview and post button.
Speaking of SW toys (Score:5)
Joke leads to anger. Anger Leads to hate. Hate leads to suing. [moreover.com]
Re:Speaking of SW toys (Score:1)
You forget that suing leads to jokes as we all get a good laugh at lawyers. "It's a symbient circle, you can't have one without the other. You must understand this."
brings back memories (Score:2)
As a child, just as Empire Strikes Back was released, I remember sitting down with a ton of graph paper and a ruler, and figuring out sizes for vehicles in Empire Strikes Back with respect to figures I had from the first movie. I even went as far as sending them into Kenner. Anxiously I awaited a response from them only to get a form letter stating that they had plenty of artists and designers creating things for us that would be slowly released to the market.
Being a kid, I couldn't understand why some toys were not released for quite some time after the movie and not all at once. I also couldn't understand licensing and why they hadn't used my designs! Or even understanding that they wanted to protect themselves from lawsuits [trektoday.com]. Somewhere in all my belongings I have a letter from Kenner that I just have to scan. I wonder how many other industries have to tolerate dopey kids randomly sending in ideas to compete with in-house employees.
Pfah, who needs old Star Wars toys... (Score:2)
Re:Where's the really popular ones? (Score:3)
Jar Jar: You say site's gonna die?!?
Wrong Star Wars... (Score:4)
Such Possibilities (Score:1)
The Genuine Slavegirl Princess Leia RealDoll(tm) [realdoll.com]
That's right. Check your self-respect at the door gentlemen, because this is the coup de gras for every geek on earth. Now we can revel in the luscious, voluptuous disgusted self-loathing only a genuine RealDoll(tm) can give.
Drawing on the same material, a Genuine Jabba RealDoll might not be quite as marketable a commodity, but would, nevertheless, make for an interesting piece of furniture for those hard-to-fill living rooms.
Re:Wrong Star Wars... (Score:1)
Mirror? (Score:1)
Re:Where's the really popular ones? (Score:1)
toys outta history (Score:1)
Where's the really popular ones? (Score:3)