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RIAA to DoS Pirates? 616

_Chainsaw sent an article running at ZD that talks about the RIAAs latest plan to stop pirates: " We'll smother song swappers " is the quote, but it basically amounts to a Denial of Service. Way to go guys! Brilliant strategy!
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RIAA to DoS Pirates?

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  • Cool... (Score:4, Funny)

    by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 16, 2001 @03:26PM (#2437792)
    ... does that mean I can respond with a Smurf attack? I mean, they started it...
    • Re:Cool... (Score:2, Funny)

      by Anonymous Coward
      eye for an eye
      server for a server

      just link the offending site to an article on slashdot
    • DoS proxy (Score:5, Funny)

      by slickwillie ( 34689 ) on Tuesday October 16, 2001 @03:37PM (#2437897)
      It would be more devious to make a site look like it's swapping music, then let the RIAA do your DoSsing for you.
      • Re:DoS proxy (Score:5, Insightful)

        by knick ( 19201 ) on Tuesday October 16, 2001 @03:48PM (#2437993) Homepage
        ..or even create RIAA Honeypots. Machines that will act like they have all of the hotest songs, and unlimited connections. Bog the RIAA machines down by trying to download 1000's of songs off a Honeypot server, and let the server throttle down the RIAA machine even slower then it's trying to get the songs.

        A couple of these could probably eat up the RIAA machine resources. A RIAA tarpit.

        --knick
        • by jeff.paulsen ( 6195 ) on Tuesday October 16, 2001 @04:02PM (#2438099)

          Here in the world of the future, 94% of all bandwidth is taken up by these three sets: machines falsely claiming to have resources, other machines falsely claiming to want same, and those two sets of machines pretending to transfer data very very slowly.

        • by punchdrunk ( 257279 ) on Tuesday October 16, 2001 @04:15PM (#2438187)
          Of course this would be illegal under the DMCA. The DOS attack is part of their copy-prevention mechanism and your honeypot is an attempt to disable that mechanism. Clearly anyone creating honeypots, distributing any related code, or publishing information discussing the use of honeypots is in violation and should be immediately arrested and exported to Afghanistan were they can be sufficiently bombed.
        • by Happy Monkey ( 183927 ) on Tuesday October 16, 2001 @04:31PM (#2438278) Homepage
          Even better: Set up a site and sell "Audio Advertisements" on it, where you are paid by the download. Then rename the advertisers' jingles to the names of top 40s tunes. Watch the money come rolling in!
  • ...hilarity will surly ensue.
    • by Amazing Quantum Man ( 458715 ) on Tuesday October 16, 2001 @03:35PM (#2437875) Homepage
      Don't you mean "Hilary (Rosen) will surely sue"?
    • by uigrad_2000 ( 398500 ) on Tuesday October 16, 2001 @04:08PM (#2438140) Homepage Journal
      Welcome to the Recording Industry Association of America. We provide services for citizens who wish to protect their copyrights with might, instead of right.

      Has someone been pirating you're music and putting it on the web? We understand how you feel. Because of that big bad idea called liberty, you can't stop it, can you? Well enter the IP address of the offending site, and we'll blow them to smithereens!

      FAQ:
      1. Isn't DoS illegal?
      Not any more. We're the good guys, so it's ok.

      2. Will you DoS any server that's entered on this page?
      Discrimination is wrong. Always. You name it, we bomb it.

      3. I hate my brother. Can you beat him up?
      Watch for version 2.
    • Look.

      Up until now the RIAA's sole method of business has been suing people and trying to get fascist legislation passed, and nothing else. As I'm sure we all know, the massive civil disobedience of file sharing doesn't bat an eye at the law, in fact kind of snickers at it, so that hasn't worked.

      What this means is, the RIAA is finally getting with the program. They're finally employing a technological solution to a technological problem. Some might claim they already had with SDMI but that was a joke, plus it wasn't aimed at going after the file sharers. Now, with this plan, even though there are ways around it, it looks like it could be semi-successful, especially if their online music services are attractive enough. Picture: J Random Musiclover, uses WinMX and KaZaA, until they bog down terribly slowly. He doesn't know it's the RIAA attacking, and he should "damn the man" and keep on truckin'. He just thinks they've become lame and it's time to move on. And then he sees one of the RIAA offerings, and if they're smart enough to finally go for some sort of cheap subscription or micropayment, he might very well be sold.

      And I'm not so sure that's a bad thing. The RIAA has been an ogre in the past, but if it goes the way of micropayments and accepts the fact of filesharing (and that it will never, never, never go away), then perhaps the RIAA will find itself able to move into the future as, if not a friend, then at least an ally of humanity. I would hope so. Otherwise, let's destroy the fuckers.

      But let's give them a little respect, because they're finally starting to get with the program.

      -Kasreyn
  • Wont work (Score:2, Interesting)

    by ZaneMcAuley ( 266747 )
    How can they be sure that theyre hitting a user that falls under the laws theyre enforcing by themselves? What if the user is in a country not covered by those laws?

    Could they themselves could be hunted for performing terrorist actions under terrorism laws?

  • Arrest them (Score:4, Insightful)

    by totalnubee ( 223194 ) on Tuesday October 16, 2001 @03:28PM (#2437806)
    Wouldn't that qualify as a terrorist act now?

    "Even when I say nothing it's a beautiful use of negative space."
    - Indelible, "Fire In Which You Burn"
    • Re:Arrest them (Score:3, Interesting)

      by kilgore_47 ( 262118 )
      "The new strategy would take advantage of file-swapping networks' own weaknesses, amplifying them to the point where download services appear even more clogged and slow to function than they are today. Because most peer-to-peer services are unregulated, the quality of connections and speed of downloads already varies wildly based on time of day and geographic location."

      I don't think there is a legal way to do what they are describing.
      I think this might be yet another scare tactic.
    • by TheOnlyCoolTim ( 264997 ) <tim.bolbrock@ver ... t minus caffeine> on Tuesday October 16, 2001 @03:38PM (#2437900)
      Hacking/Cracking is only a terrorist act if you don't have enough money to bribe Washington.

      Tim
    • Re:Arrest them (Score:5, Interesting)

      by ajs ( 35943 ) <ajs.ajs@com> on Tuesday October 16, 2001 @03:55PM (#2438049) Homepage Journal
      No, it's not a terrorist act (according to the bizzare logic of the new anti-terrorism bill) unless they're doing it for financial gain....

      Oh wait! That's EXACTLY why they're doing it!
    • Re:Arrest them (Score:3, Informative)

      by psych031337 ( 449156 )
      From the link... they have already identified this as a problem and adress it properly (mainly by lobbbying and lieing - but read for yourself:

      Already a potentially contentious plan, the recording industry inadvertently sparked a further wave of criticism last week with plans to protect its strategy from being undermined by a pending antiterrorism bill.

      RIAA lobbyists sought a provision to the bill that would shield copyright holders for any damage done to computers in the pursuit of copyright protection--a goal that critics charged was too broad and might even give the group the ability to spread viruses in the pursuit of pirates.

      "We referred to it as the 'license to virus,'" said one congressional staffer. "It would have given them the incentive to employ lots of hackers trying to figure out how to stop (MusicCity), Morpheus or Audiogalaxy."

      An RIAA spokesman said the group was simply trying to protect its existing tools, not expand them.

      "We have a legitimate concern that the measure currently being debated could unintentionally take away a remedy currently available to us under law that helps us combat piracy," said RIAA spokesman Jano Cabrera.


      Pretty much says it all.
  • Just goes to show (Score:5, Interesting)

    by Mattcelt ( 454751 ) on Tuesday October 16, 2001 @03:30PM (#2437815)
    That the RIAA see their own interests as being more important than the civil liberties of their *customers*. Should this vigilante BS be responded to in kind?

    I think we need to keep a very close eye on the RIAA right now. We (/. users) have the same capabilities as the US govt because of our large distributed nature. I advocate the foundation of a group to watch the RIAA. Email me if you think it's a good idea.

    Oh, and check out the RIAA-watching stuff already on http://www.cryptome.org.

    Mattcelt out
    • by stilwebm ( 129567 )
      HELLO! Who are their customers?? Nope, not the listners, nope not the performers. Keep guessing!
    • Oh yeah? Well... what about assraping? What are they going to do about that? See, your strategy breaks down very quickly when its subjected to a more strenuous test.
  • Escalation! (Score:5, Funny)

    by hugg ( 22953 ) on Tuesday October 16, 2001 @03:31PM (#2437823)
    "And we would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those lousy k1dd13z!"
  • Hmmm.. (Score:3, Funny)

    by rnd() ( 118781 ) on Tuesday October 16, 2001 @03:31PM (#2437826) Homepage
    This will work about as well as if the 'pirates' decided to circumvent copy protection by singing the desired songs themselves.
  • by Greyfox ( 87712 )
    Those guys were a bunch of terrorists. Maybe the fed can detain them indefinitely. Put Valenti and Rosen in the cell next to Sklyarov...
  • Well, good! (Score:3, Insightful)

    by Tom7 ( 102298 ) on Tuesday October 16, 2001 @03:32PM (#2437839) Homepage Journal

    I'm glad to see internet battles being fought on internet terms. Technological problems need technological solutions (ie, MAPS RBL but NOT spam legislation). Now, it's up to you to decide whether file sharing / piracy is a "problem", but if they do try this, then it's likely that we will see improved technology to deal with it (freenet?).

    Bring it on, I say!
  • by Dimensio ( 311070 ) <[moc.uolgi] [ta] [ratskrad]> on Tuesday October 16, 2001 @03:32PM (#2437842)
    Doesn't sound like a typical DoS attack. From the article it looks more like the RIAA would have machines set up to look for copyrighted material and make repeated download requests, then download very very slowly to keep servers with connection limits filled up. How hard would it be to require a minimum transfer rate -- that is, for the servers that do not already offer such a setting -- and then code in a setting to allow banning of IPs that engage in suspect behaviour consistently.

    The scarier RIAA attempt IMO is their attempt to make themselves exempt from liability if they damage a system while looking for copyright. The wording alone allowing for immunity to any prosecution provided that the break-in was by a copyright holder (in the article) appears so utterly vague as to be used as a carte blanche for anyone to break into a system (Honestly, your honor, I was trying to make sure that they weren't pirating a Star Trek TNG Fanfic that I wrote nine years ago!). What's scarier is the quotes suggesting that not only have they considered it legal in the past, but they have already been engaging in such activity.
    • The scarier RIAA attempt IMO is their attempt to make themselves exempt from liability if they damage a system while looking for copyright. The wording alone allowing for immunity to any prosecution provided that the break-in was by a copyright holder (in the article) appears so utterly vague as to be used as a carte blanche for anyone to break into a system


      I agree that this is scary but what if it bit them in the ass? What if Microsoft (as a Copyright holder of Windows) broke into the RIAA's systems to ensure that the RIAA didn't have any illegal copies of Windows and inadvertently deleted the data on all of their servers?


      Just desserts?

    • People who oppose extensions to the powers of copyright holders often forget that "copyright holders" doesn't just mean big corporations - "copyright holders" can refer to any schmuck who can string a semi-coherent sentence together. Yes, I'm talking about YOU!

      YOU TOO can become a copyright holder, and YOU TOO can have the right to break into ANY COMPUTER YOU LIKE to look for evidence of copyright infringement and then DO WHAT YOU LIKE TO THAT COMPUTER! Don't worry about actually FINDING PROOF of copyright infringement - once you've wiped their hard disk, how are they going to prove they DIDN'T have a copy of your data?

      Sounds too good to be true? Just follow these simple steps:

      1. Write some half-baked nonsense [slashdot.org] and post it on a well-respected weblog [slashdot.org]. Be sure to include a copyright statement. Hey presto... you're a copyright holder!
      2. Pick a target computer. Maybe there's a political viewpoint you want to censor, or a business you want to destroy? Perhaps you want to read the personal mail of the head of a recording industry cartel? Or maybe you just want to find out the medical records of a friend or co-worker. These activities would be called "hacking" if they were done by an ordinary person, but remember: you're no ordinary person, you're a copyright holder!
      3. There's a pretty good chance that someone uses your target computer to browse the web. And there's a fairly good chance that they read the same well-respected weblog [slashdot.org] where you posted your copyrighted material. Well then, there's a chance that those bastards are infringing your copyright! Better break in and find out. They've probably got a copy of your data in their browser cache RIGHT NOW! (By the way, don't worry too much about the definition of "a fairly good chance" - you don't have to waste time with any of that pesky legal stuff like probable cause. You're not a policeman, you're a copyright holder! Or maybe you ARE a policeman. Well that's OK - policemen can be copyright holders too!)
      4. Hack into the target computer and look for evidence of copyright infringement. Criminals are devious people so you should look everywhere for evidence: /etc/passwd is a good place to start. If you find any evidence, or even if you don't, wipe the hard drive to prevent any future infringement. This would be criminal vandalism, or even terrorism, if it was done by an ordinary hacker. But you're no ordinary hacker. That's right... you're a copyright holder!
      The copyright in this comment belongs to Sony Music Corporation. Copying and distribution in any form, electronic or otherwise, is strictly prohibited and will one day be retroactively punishable by death. You have been warned.
  • And just how long (Score:3, Informative)

    by Xibby ( 232218 ) <zibby+slashdot@ringworld.org> on Tuesday October 16, 2001 @03:32PM (#2437846) Homepage Journal
    before users figure out the IP's of the RIAA's smothering servers and firewall connections from those machines to /dev/null?
    • by Mtgman ( 195502 )
      Oh, I figure it will happen around the same time as Joe Sixpack learns to check and see if he has IIS running on his pre-loaded system from Best Buy and applies the proper patches to keep it secure.

      Face it, technophiles are fine with this measure of the RIAA's. It simply won't affect us, but the RIAA, for all their mouthing, doesn't give a damn about us. We're such a small number of people we simply don't matter. It's the Joe Sixpacks they're worried about. If they can make Joe's experience with P2P miserable(and tying up your phone line all night to download a couple of songs will certainly be miserable) then they've done their job. Any action on the part of P2P servant providers to filter these type of connections through a central MAPS-type database would be attacked like all other companies who have had any central architecture to attack have been.

      I'm afraid this has a possibility of working in the short term at least. Anyway, everyone knows real pirates use Usenet or IRC.

      Steven
  • Welp, (Score:2, Insightful)

    by Chakat ( 320875 )
    Looks like people are going to have to just move to an unDoSable solution [sourceforge.net]. Darn. The RIAA is always going to be a couple steps behind the piracy war until they realize that one of the real reasons that people pirate is that they can't justify spending upwards of $20 for a CD.

    Note to those who will say that I'm a dirty rotten no good pirate: I don't pirate music. I simply buy from indie labels. At least then, I'm sure that the artist gets most of my money.

    • Re:Welp, (Score:3, Interesting)

      by connorbd ( 151811 )
      Clarify: can't justify spending upwards of $20 on a *bad* CD. Or haven't you heard that CD sales were through the roof during Napster's heyday?

      Actually, I think the end result will be to a) create a protocol arms race (if all else fails, there's always encrypted FTP or something like that) and b) move the fileswaps to sneakernet. Or hasn't the RIAA ever heard the maxim "Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of CDRs"?

      /Brian
  • by Havokmon ( 89874 ) <rick@NospAm.havokmon.com> on Tuesday October 16, 2001 @03:33PM (#2437849) Homepage Journal
    And Usenet will immediately be filled with posts of RIAA IP addresses to filter..

    Yeah that's a Good Idea(tm). Bring the pirate music industry closer together, then raise prices for the rest of us.

    Well duh. It's not a move to combat piracy, it's an excuse to claim 'more pirated works exist than we thought..', and ensure prices stay high, or go up.
  • by Spackler ( 223562 ) on Tuesday October 16, 2001 @03:33PM (#2437850) Journal
    First they want to be a hacker with no recourse.
    Now they want to be a "script kiddie".
    What's next, they'll want to be an MSCE?
  • So... (Score:5, Insightful)

    by UberOogie ( 464002 ) on Tuesday October 16, 2001 @03:34PM (#2437859)
    ... in the course of a week, our frinds at the RIAA have advocated cracking systems and DOS attacks?

    If this doesn't prove a mentality of being above the laws of "regular people," I have no idea what does.

    • Re:So... (Score:3, Insightful)

      by Trekologer ( 86619 )
      I'm remided of the Southpark eppisode...

      Music executive: "I am above the law!"

      These people (the RIAA) really think that they are above the law. We need to put pressure on THEM by being in contact with our government representatives and through grassroots movements. The only way to beat them is to turn the public against them.
  • by !Squalus ( 258239 ) on Tuesday October 16, 2001 @03:34PM (#2437861) Homepage

    Just when did anyone vote for the RIAA?

    I wasn't aware that they had dictatorial powers over the Internet. This seems highly illegal, and should be stopped immediately.

    I guess it's time to step up and hurt them where it counts. Boycott the music industry.

    This is either a) bogus or b) an example of the fascist thinking going on at the RIAA. Somebody really needs to explain the principles of fair use to those people, or maybe we should just stop buying music altogether.

    • maybe we should just stop buying music altogether.

      that's the thing. i would hope most of us have already done that, and that is what scares the RIAA. we have better, cheaper, easier access to music than they are willing to provide us. and naturally we are choosing these better, cheaper, easier ways of getting to the music. and they have no idea how to battle with that. (cluestick: offer better, cheaper, easier ways of getting to the music, knuckleheads!).

      Boycott the music industry.

      I wish it were possible, but the companies involved in the RIAA have their fingers in so much, you might as well try to boycott public streets driving from NY to LA. electronics, food, transportation, television, etc, etc. The RIAA are getting money from just about everywhere, which is why they can afford to spend big bucks trying to screw their own customers.

      -sam
  • Look for a lot of spoofed IP attacks in which the "attacker" appears to be the RIAA. This will be great cover for malicious crackers.
  • The subject is a quote from the article. And it's quite true.

    It's license to committing a criminal act. People who conduct this sort of activity can be prosecuted.

    It's like feeding your neighbor's dog antifreeze when it poops on your lawn. Definitely not the right thing to do, and just another way that the RIAA will piss off the public.
  • by CmdrTroll ( 412504 ) on Tuesday October 16, 2001 @03:35PM (#2437878) Homepage
    Speaking as an avid music pirate and warez trader, this is one of the best possible cases. Consider the alternatives:

    • They can contact my ISP and have my connection shut down. That would be very painful for me and disrupt my hobby. I would be forced to go outside, make friends, and do other social things. Bad.
    • They can send me threatening letters. I don't like threatening letters because that would also make me think twice before swapping warez or trading songs. My parents might see the letter and revoke my computer privileges, which would also be very bad.
    • They can pollute the swapping services with junk files. This is a huge waste of my time and pisses me off.
    • They can pollute the warez scene with virii. This would also piss me off greatly.
    • They can sue the owners of the swapping services. A good service is hard to find (I'm sick of the Aimster/AudioGalaxy kind of crap) and that would annoy me.
    • They can lobby ISPs to limit upstream bandwidth. That will cause my warez services to diminish in value and make it hard to remotely access my PC.

    OR, they can simply DoS the swappers. Unfortunately for them, they are relying on TCP, so they need to disclose their source addresses for the attack to work. And if they do that, we traders can make a database listing all of their IP addresses (kind of like MAPS/ORBS) and block their asses. We will find ways to thwart this approach and we will continue trading.

    So, in a nutshell, I am very pleased with their latest strategy. I haven't been so gleeful since they announced copy-protected CDs (which also have done little to discourage swapping).

    -CT

  • by Matt2000 ( 29624 ) on Tuesday October 16, 2001 @03:36PM (#2437883) Homepage

    If I as an individual decided to write a client for a distributed system such as Gnutella that took an innordinate amount of bandwidth from users it connected to it'd be considered a bad or malicious client, but not illegal.

    All the RIAA is asking for here is to play on the same level as us. I have difficulty counting the number of times I've read posts following an RIAA announcement saying "We'll just crack/hack this/that until their systems can't handle it," and yet the assembled masses get all self righteous as soon as the RIAA suggests they be allowed to do the same.

    I liken this struggle to the one surrounding the hacked satellite cards. The legality of hacking those cards has been accepted, so the company fights on a technological level. I find this completely acceptable, and perhaps the best/right reaction to a sitation such as this.

    I think we should encourage the RIAA to try to slow down file trading systems, and save the real fight for when they try to pollute our laws with amendments that will affect us far more comprehensively than the availability of the latest Spears track.
    • Not really. (Score:4, Interesting)

      by jd ( 1658 ) <imipak AT yahoo DOT com> on Tuesday October 16, 2001 @03:46PM (#2437977) Homepage Journal
      Theft of computer resources is illegal in many countries, and certain parts of the US (such as Oregon). Theft of data is also illegal. Using a crime to justify a crime ("eye for an eye") is an interesting, but disputed practice ("two wrongs don't make a right", "the end NEVER justifies the means").


      Going by a democratic system, that's two sayings for the Nays, versus one for the Eyes. The Nays have it, by a majority of one vote.

      • "Theft of computer resources is illegal in many countries, and certain parts of the US (such as Oregon). Theft of data is also illegal"
        It's not a crime to take something you already own. If the RIAA owns the rights to these songs, and they are available on PUBLIC servers, for anyone to download, on well known ports, then how can it be a crime for them to download? Even if they want to download at very slow rates they could jsut use real 300baud modems to connect to the itnernet. They arn't doing anything wrong then because they are downloading as fast as their hardware allows. The RIAA is fighting back using technology now, and they are getting innovating, that sounds like a challenge to me. Fight them on the same level.
  • by Ted V ( 67691 ) on Tuesday October 16, 2001 @03:36PM (#2437888) Homepage
    So who do you think can do a better job of DoS? The RIAA or a bunch of 31337 5kr1p7 k1dd135? Not that I condone DoS attacks (*ahem*slashdoteffect*ahem*), but it seems like a terribly stupid battle front for the RIAA to choose.

    If you want the best marksmen in the world dead, why would you challenge him to a pistol duel of all things?

    -Ted
  • Oh man!

    Already a potentially contentious plan, the recording industry inadvertently sparked a further wave of criticism last week with plans to protect its strategy from being undermined by a pending antiterrorism bill.

    Ha! Gee, looks like someone clued up and realized this DoS-type of technique would count as "hacking" and leave them open to prosecution under the Anti-terrorism bill [slashdot.org]. Ah... that's just too classic!
  • Hey, wasn't Bush mouthing off about "ridding the world of evil-doers" the other week?

    When the US government going to solve all our problems by dropping RIAA executives and lawyers on the Afghans?

    [but, then, most of the Afghans don't deserve that much punishment!]
  • The RIAA is now guilty of a conspiracy to commit a criminal act. Please notify your local congress critter, hope they aren't a paid lacky of the RIAA, and maybe something will happen.

    Then again...maybe not.
  • I think that instead of just writing to my congressmen, I will CC: it to John Ashcroft. This is clearly a criminal act no matter how much the RIAA tries to disguise it. I put faith in the community to stop this from materializing.

    The article quotes in reference to the RIAA's last attempt to stop filesharing: "We referred to it as the 'license to virus,'" said one congressional staffer. "It would have given them the incentive to employ lots of hackers trying to figure out how to stop (MusicCity), Morpheus or Audiogalaxy."

    So now the RIAA wants a 'license to DoS'. Give me a break.. This is by far more criminal than ripping some MP3s!
    • The article also states: While stopping short of a full denial-of-service attack, the method could substantially clog the target computer's Internet connection.

      Could someone please clarify how this stops short of a DoS in any way??
  • It might even be legal, too, though I'm not sure about that. How they plan to tackle partially or fully distributed services, though, without damaging the integrity of the Internet in general, is beyond me. Also, I don't see how this differs substantially from their proposed amendment, except that it won't receive nearly as much public scrutiny.


    But, hey, I don't see people making that much of an effort to set up an alternative system, either. If there was a realistic alternative, there wouldn't be an issue, because there wouldn't be an RIAA to create one.

  • combating privacy (Score:4, Insightful)

    by frknfrk ( 127417 ) on Tuesday October 16, 2001 @03:39PM (#2437913) Homepage
    the RIAA talks on and on about 'fighting piracy', etc, etc. they think the way to fight privacy is to break CD standards with 'security' measures, and issue DOS against users suspected in trafficking their 'property'.

    my suggestion is that these two strategies have never worked, and will never work, so maybe, just MAYBE they should try something new, something that has a chance to work.

    let me explain.

    they should look at the reasons piracy exists and see what they can do about them. (1) CDs are too expensive, (2) CDs are usually one or two good songs mixed with a lot of crap, and (3) downloading a song is SOOO much easier than fighting traffic to and from some shopping mall or waiting 3-5 days for shipping.

    (1) CDs are too expensive. LOWER THE PRICE OF CDs. Why does it cost 15 bucks for a burnt piece of plastic, which is debatably more valuable than a 50 cent blank piece of plastic? Bring the price down to 9.99 and a large chunk of piracy goes away.

    (2) CDs are usually one or two good songs mixed with a lot of crap. I don't really know what to do about this one. How about stop manufacturing boy bands and nurture the real artists out there?

    (3) downloading a song is SOOO much easier than fighting traffic to and from some shopping mall or waiting 3-5 days for shipping. Either build great new perfect highways between everyone's house and the mall, or build a store next to everyone's house, or perhaps (please) provide individual songs for download at a VERY reasonable price in a format i can use (a) on my computer, (b) in my RIO, (c) burned to a CD for my car.

    Fix it, or watch your empires crumble. You can't fight piracy with technology.
    • This is brillant!

      1) You stuff is too expensive, so I don't want it
      2) Most of your stuff is crap
      3) Therefore, since I don't want to buy what you are offering, and its no good anyway, I'm going to steal it, since its more convienent.

      Therefore, the music business should come up with new infrastructure, marketing plans, etc... to gain someone who likely won't be a customer anyway. I mean, even if music is available for sale, people will still steal, becuase its free.

      I mean, the wide distribution of porn on the internet for reasonable prices sure hasn't make alt.binaries.multimedia.erotica.* go away, now has it?
      • by frknfrk ( 127417 )
        I mean, the wide distribution of porn on the internet for reasonable prices sure hasn't make alt.binaries.multimedia.erotica.* go away, now has it?

        no, but how much money have porn websites made in the past year? TONS. and alt.* is mostly SPAM and other assorted crap. the porn sites offer much easier access to more and better stuff than alt.*, and they are making a killing.

        I'm going to steal it, since its more convienent.

        where exactly did i say i was stealing anything?

        -sam
    • by Draxinusom ( 82930 ) on Tuesday October 16, 2001 @04:56PM (#2438445)

      All that sounds good, but in the long term there is nothing the music industry can do to solve the problem of piracy without fundamentally changing their business model. Right now it looks like this: 1) Manufacture flashy new act 2) Market the product like it's going out of style 3) Milk it, milk it, milk it 4) When it goes out of style, go to step 1.

      The problem is that a model that is so driven by marketing is especially vulnerable to piracy. Why?

      • Marketing is good at creating desire, but poor at creating support.

        The music labels have pretty much stopped telling people to buy their stuff because it's good, but because it's popular, and at some level their customers realize this. People will buy a product because it's the hot thing, but if that is its sole source of appeal, at the end of the day the buyers won't feel obligated to support the people behind it.
      • Marketing-driven products have no value apart from their marketing.

        If you have an act that's good but undermarketed, MP3-trading will function like free marketing, resulting in increased sales. But if you have an act that's well-marketed but crappy, MP3-trading will function like lost sales, as people say, "Okay, I've been told by Mr. Television that I should have this; well, now I have it."

        No one is going to "discover" Limp Bizkit by hearing an MP3. The product is the marketing and vice versa. Similarly, in tend years, that Limp Bizkit CD isn't going to be on the shelves waiting for the next generation of music fans; if you want to make money off it, you have to make money now.

      Take a look at the publishing industry. The book world is also driven by marketing, but to a much lesser extent. If you publish a book, you can expect that it will provide revenue independent of the amount of money you spend to hype it. That's because the book industry is actually about selling the content instead of the hype.

      Furthermore, the publishing houses have stayed alive by acting as finders and screeners of content. Instead of riding one or two major cash cows, they cast their nets wide, trying to get everything that has some quality. There are tons of great music albums that never get major label release, but there aren't that many great novels out there haven't been published in one form or another. Conversely, I know that anything published by a major house will be better in quality than 90% of what I could get for free.

      So why don't the record companies adopt a model like the publishing industry, where they nurture a variety of intrinsically good acts that will provide more modest but longer-lasting and more stable cash flows? Simple: the quality-based model doesn't make nearly as much cash as the marketing-based model.

      The fact is that there is no way for the record companies to make a "fair" profit doing what they do now. Nothing less that the survival of their way of doing business is at stake; it's no surprise that they're going down swinging.

  • by eXtro ( 258933 ) on Tuesday October 16, 2001 @03:40PM (#2437919) Homepage
    First off, its not a normal denial of service, they're not swamping you with connection attempts and consuming all your bandwidth. What they're doing is downloading your file, repeatedly, very slowly. This is actually fine, and not at all questionable ethically in my mind. Its not going to work however. How long until the various file sharing software products implement blacklists? All you'd need is for somebody to set up a database of IP addresses to block. If they do the denial of service attack from corporate WAN then it'll be easy. If they lease IP addresses from the internet service providers it'll be a bit more tedious but still easily defeatable. Regexps are your friend.
  • Re: (Score:2, Funny)

    Comment removed based on user account deletion
  • Something we did in football... line the long snapper up all alone... and all the other people further down the line. This caused the team to respect the move and move there line down as well... or else we had an 8 man screen.

    Following this idea... if we have songs that seem to be copyrighted ... match name, and size... and they do any form of attack to our system, wouldn't they be liable?

    They would have to respect this possibility and react to it... or else they would get some potentialy large lawsuits.

    Just an idea....

  • by FFFish ( 7567 )
    ...I've become angry enough about the RIAA bullshit that I'm now actively interested in pirating music.

    IIRC, Napster is pretty much toast.

    What's a good place to start to begin tracking down jazz, blues, world music, and seventies/eighties pop?
  • I don't run gnutella or any other fileswap program. But my dial-up line was almost saturated for about 3 hours last night by attempts from multiple machines to connect to port 6346 - That's gnutella, isn't it?

    How are these people going to make sure that the machines that they are trying to DDOS aren't somebody who just happened to be assigned the same dynamic IP address as somebody they actually targeting?

    And for that matter, how are they targeting them? The variety of IP addresses the 'attack' came from was high and seemed to be all private users. Are they doing some sort of 'cache poisoning' to the gnutella database so that all requests for certain files are routed to a single slow dialup or something? So that they can effectively turn every gnutella user into a DDoS zombie machine?

    It would certainly explain my logs from last night.
  • No civil liability would result from "any impairment of the availability of data, a program, a system or information, resulting from measures taken by an owner of copyright," the proposed text read.

    If that wording had become law, then anyone would be able to legally DoS anyone, for any reason. That's good if you want a Terrorism bill, bad if you want Anti-Terrorism bill.

  • Couldn't this easily backfire on the RIAA? If I noticed a lot of DoS traffic coming to my site, couldn't I call their ISP and get them to shut down their internet connection since it's the source of a DoS attack? This idea would probably work better if they were DoSing a corporate firewall than the average joes computer. After all, if I was a network admin at a company and I noticed a lot of DoS traffic coming in from a specific ip address, I would try and contact the ISP and get them to turn them off temporarily, but maybe that's just me.
  • Well, they couldn't hack us, so they'll dDoS us. Oh great. Now we'll have to unplug our Ethernet before listening to the mp3. That'll stop 'em! I can see the synergy meeting at the RIAA:

    Person A: Let's hack 'em!
    Person B: Yeah!
    Computer Guy: telnet leet.mp3.trader

    Debian GNU/Linux testing/unstable
    leet login:

    Computer Guy: I r0073d their b0x0r3. I r0x0r!
    Person A: Yay! We stopped them!
    Person B: Cool!
    leet.mp3.trader: PAM_unix: Login timed out. Failure from box.riaa.com logged.
    Computer Guy: What does that mean?

    ~Later that day~

    leet.mp3.trader's ISP: Stop hacking our network. The FBI has been notified. Thank you.
    Person A: Cool! The FBI's gonna help us do illegal stuff!
    Computer Guy: Oh shit.
    FBI Agent: All of you are under arrest, please come this way

    ~Tomorrow~
    Person C: Well, our little plan failed! We'll show them! Boys, turn on the dDoS

    Oh great. How creative guys :)
  • Sheesh (Score:2, Insightful)

    by AKAImBatman ( 238306 )
    You know, if the MPAA & RIAA put half as much creativity into creating new entertainment as they do trying to stop piracy, we wouldn't all be stuck with Brtney Spears and N'Sync. Perhaps, we would even have had better "blockbusters" than Tomb Raider and Planet of the Apes this summer! What a concept, eh?
  • Wouldn't this backfire? They're suggesting that they intend to kill these servers by downloading content very slowly ... in effect clogging the available ports. So serves will simply be configured to dump these slow transfers, and users with slow connections will be more inclined to spend money on broadband connections so that they can access this content, in effect making it easier for them to retrieve larger quantities of content faster. I say go for it RIAA!
  • If I DoS attack someone I go to Jail? This is a CyberCrime after all, isn't it? But if the RIAA does this its somehow legal? And their, and MY ISP are ok with this? Somehow I think not? Where do they come up with these schemes, they will never work, because of the Physical separation of the networks, and machines, and the dependancy on things inbetween they don't control.
  • Sounds like this new "Attack" it is an attack after all could easly be worked around in software. To many hits, or to slow a download, DROP, BLOCK, BAN!
  • by Dr. Awktagon ( 233360 ) on Tuesday October 16, 2001 @03:54PM (#2438032) Homepage

    RIAA officials will be sending groups of up to 2000 teenagers to any house party, block event, or apartment get-together where so-called "DJs" (i.e., pirates) are illegally performing protected works. By filling the space with RIAA agents, the hackers and pirates can't get in, thus protecting the vital intellectual property from misuse.

    Also, the RIAA and MPAA are continuing their plans to merge and become the fourth branch of US government, overseeing the executive, legislative, and judicial branches. Especially the judicial branch. Look for the RIAA seal in a courtroom near you! You PIRATE!

  • the article states the the RIAA will use a program which will attempt to open multiple, slow speed, downloads to a computer holding a copyrighted file ...

    how long until someone adds a "download speedlimit" to their program? ie. a user has to be downloading at atleast some-K a second or they get the boot.

    for an group with millions at their disposal, this is a pretty weak solution.

    _f
  • Do they legally have the right to download these files? It would be so sweet to sue the RIAA for copyright infringement.

  • What next? (Score:5, Interesting)

    by blang ( 450736 ) on Tuesday October 16, 2001 @03:56PM (#2438055)
    Seems like RIAA is going through evolution at a fast pace. First they knew nothing. Then digital happened, and they still knew nothing. Then the net and digital and p2p happened, but this time they were prepared, armed to the teeth with DMCA.
    Then they tried out misc. tecnhological speed bumps, which all turned out to be trash, and when that was revealed, they tried to extort dr felten. And when he yelled "foul", they somehow managed to backpedal in a way that got felten's suit thrown out of court. bastards.

    And now they've evolved into script kiddies. I guess the goal justifies the means. However, they're still as dumb as brick. In the aftermath of September 11., the hawks have tightened things so that hacking is considered terrorism.

    Cool. Finally there is no need to go through expensive lawsuits to stunt these goons. All we have to do is wrap up the evidence, and hand them over to the feds.

    Extortion, cyberterrorism, sounds like a mob thing to me. Time for a grand jury to put these people away.

  • How exactly are these people going to identify the song swappers? The article says:

    ...one method uses software to masquerade as a file-swapper online. Once the software has found a computer offering a certain song, it attempts to block other potential traders from downloading the song.

    So, how are they going to define these "certain songs." Think about it: how many bands have played "My Girl" for example? If I have MyGirl.mp3 on my share list, do I get a DoS attack? What if that's an mp3 I actually made using a music production application? How in the world can they accurately say "this person is offering pirated music?" Are we going to be guilty until proven innocent, and at the whims of the RIAA have our sharing shutdown until we justify every song? This will never last, at least I hope it never does.
  • by -=OmegaMan=- ( 151970 ) on Tuesday October 16, 2001 @04:04PM (#2438106)
    ... developing their wacky plans?

    This plan was deemed only slighty better than the "PC GPS/Abandoned Star
    Wars defense laser" and the "Anti-MP3 MP3" plans, the latter failing because
    of the obvious development of an Anti-Anti-MP3 MP3.
  • by Darth RadaR ( 221648 ) on Tuesday October 16, 2001 @04:13PM (#2438170) Journal
    l337 h@X0rZ needed immediately for a position in the entertainment industry. 401K, Benefits, and Bad Karma included in employment package. Must have own h@X0r \/\/areZ. Apply on-line at www.riaa.org.
  • by jms ( 11418 ) on Tuesday October 16, 2001 @04:17PM (#2438195)
    I've read through the statute, and I think that the RIAA is attempting an enormous bluff.

    It seems to me that for the RIAA to attempt to hack into someone's internet-connected computer and disable it is clearly illegal under current law:

    18 USC 1030(a)(5)(C)

    (a) Whoever - (5)(C) intentionally accesses a protected computer without authorization, and as a result of such conduct, causes damage; ... shall be punished as provided in subsection (c) of this section.

    An internet-connected server would appear to be a "Protected computer" under the definition in 18 USC 1030(e)(2)(B)

    (e) As used in this section - (2) the term ''protected computer'' means a computer - (B) which is used in interstate or foreign commerce or communication;"

    "Damage" is defined in 18 USC 1030(e)(8)(A):

    (e) As used in this section - (8) the term ''damage'' means any impairment to the integrity or availability of data, a program, a system, or information, that - (A) causes loss aggregating at least $5,000 in value during any 1-year period to one or more individuals;

    If the RIAA really thinks that it is legal for them to hack into and disable other people's computers, then why aren't they doing it already? Answer, because they know that it's really
    illegal -- if they were to do more then $5,000 in cumulative damage, they could be charged with a felony, but they're hoping that they can fool Congress into making it legal for them to attack and destroy other people's computers by claiming that they currently have that right, and that the antiterrorism bill is going to take that right away from them.

    The RIAA appears to have adopted the strategy of making a completely false claim, then taking advantage of the runaway-train-antiterrorism bill to attempt to insert a brand new exemption for themselves, allowing them and only them to practice cyberterrorism under the guise of "protecting their copyrights."

    Dirty tricks as usual.

  • Really bog 'em down (Score:3, Interesting)

    by Zen Mastuh ( 456254 ) on Tuesday October 16, 2001 @04:22PM (#2438221)

    Sure, you're 31337 & you have already programmed your router to drop their packets, or you've set up an auto-smurfer. Good for you! Back up a second & try this on your Win* box instead:

    copy *.exe *.mp3
    copy *.vxd *.mp3
    copy *.dll *.mp3

    Just write a short .bat file to execute these commands recursively from your root folder. If you run *n?x, you already know how to do the equivalent.

    I think Hillary Rosen will shit live goats the moment her techies tell her that there are suddenly 6.02e23 mp3 files being shared on Morpheus. Didn't Sun Tzu specify a similar strategy centuries ago?

  • by Pemdas ( 33265 ) on Tuesday October 16, 2001 @04:25PM (#2438236) Journal
    I find it interesting that the crowd here, usually so quick to cry "trying to legislate against cracking/malicious users is pointless" is crowing about suing the RIAA for something akin to a DoS attack.

    Why not follow our own advice and look for a technological solution? It would be an interesting project to combine something like Advogato's trust metric with cryptographic signatures and connection quotas. In such a system, the hosers that are trying to screw things up would quickly end up locked out of most hosts.

    The downside of needing someone on the system to "vouch" for you to start would be relatively minor for the overall gains, methinks.

    The bigger downside might be the lessening of anonymity on a transfer; if you have to prove who you are before starting a transfer, then there's the potential for someone to put together a client that logs who you are and what you've downloaded. There would have to be a strict seperation between identity information and digital signature...

  • audio honeypots (Score:4, Informative)

    by xeno ( 2667 ) on Tuesday October 16, 2001 @04:34PM (#2438310)
    Hrm. I don't think they mean DoS in terms of swamping trading communities with requests. And I don't think we should talk about this in the future tense; it's happening now. A few weeks ago, I fired up Limewire and spent some time poking around in a couple of communities.

    What did I find? Searching for songs from certain artists/labels returned *hundreds* of hits on essentially identical audio files with slight filename changes and incrementally varied byte sizes. Any attempt to download the songs would be successful -- until the server killed the session at precisely 80%.

    Then I noticed that *all* of the files were being hosted on three IP's. A quick look showed the IPs in a range belonging to a major commercial hosting operation. Nice. A honeypot of sorts. And of course, they have my home IP (fixed) logged as requesting the same songs over and over until the lightbulb went off over my head.

    Oh, well, back to anon-ftp for me...

  • by nuintari ( 47926 ) on Tuesday October 16, 2001 @04:38PM (#2438339) Homepage
    So....... they intend to DoS attack every college campus in the united states? riiiiight.
  • by jspaleta ( 136955 ) on Tuesday October 16, 2001 @04:49PM (#2438407) Homepage
    I don't think the RIAA's new on-line music distribution systems are going to fair very well, when all the rogue file swapping DoS-etteers target the Pressplay and MusicNet servers, bringing them to their knees. In an all out DoS war, my money is on the seedy underbelly of the internet versus a collection of music corporations intent on seeing thier profit margins increase.

    They RIAA might be able to DoS a few file swappers out there, and knock them off the net for a few days at a time...but they are going to be placing a huge target on themselves for every script kiddie out there with an army of @home windows zombies just waiting for a reason to unleash them.

    A script kiddie knocking down the Pressplay or MusicNet servers for even a few hours at a time is going to hurt the RIAA bottom line more than the handful of file-swappers they will be able to DoS off the net.

    -jef
  • DoS attacks on ISPs (Score:4, Interesting)

    by Peter H.S. ( 38077 ) on Tuesday October 16, 2001 @04:56PM (#2438448) Homepage
    I work as a volunteer Sys Admin (BOFH) for my apartment block; 300 users, on a 2mbit leased line, so we are a small time ISP of sorts.
    Our users are dynamically assigned private IP numbers, so we use NAT on our gateway.
    As I see it, any kind of DoS attack on one of our users, will effectively be an attack on our gateway /firewall, and our commonly shared bandwith.

    If such an indiscriminate DoS praxis was instigated by the RIAA against us, we would excersise our legal options to retaliate and defend ourself:

    Eg. even though such DoS'ing may become legal in the US, it would still be a criminal activity by my countrys laws (Denmark). Since RIAA has presence in Denmark, it may be possible to persecute them.

    Also, perhaps such DoS'ing from the US to other countries, may be illegal even by US law, since it is likely to conflict with international law.

    And our humble organisation, might just be politically so well connected, that we could make it an EU case. Certainly we could make it a case in our own parlament, since we occasionally negotiate with high level civil servants, regarding various laws for community(?) based ISPs.

    A huge amount of all Danish Internet traffic, goes through the so called DIX. So permanent choke points for RIAA IP numbers there, (and on our backbone providers routers), could also be an option.

    We would also bitch and complain to RIAAs backbone provider, suggesting that harbouring DoS script kiddies like RIAA, might be a bad buisness idea, that perhaps could mean trouble for the overseas connectivity for the rest of their costumers (filtering on the DIX, RBL-style, peering agreements, perhaps even lawsuits).

    In short, if such a law became a reality in the US, I would strongly advise the RIAA, to individually check the national identity of their DoS-targets IP, before commencing any attack.
  • Well. (Score:4, Insightful)

    by mindstrm ( 20013 ) on Tuesday October 16, 2001 @05:14PM (#2438555)
    Isn't that like running around selling sugar as cocaine?
    Can one charge a drug-dealer selling bunk drugs with fraud?
    This is a serious question.. is there a statute that makes the laws against misrepresentation not apply if the intended transaction is illegal?

    If they put up lots of 'bogus' files.. can we not sue theM?

    Personally, I'm happy to see the RIAA go to war with the common folk.
  • Just a bluff (Score:4, Insightful)

    by DeadPrez ( 129998 ) on Tuesday October 16, 2001 @05:29PM (#2438636) Homepage
    I think someone else said it best on the other thread [slashdot.org] (about RIAA attempting to make it legal to hack copyright infrigers).

    Posted by sphealey:

    This technique has been honed to perfection in the last 20 years. Pressure group floats a ridiculous and unbelievable trial balloon. Public outcry ensues. Pressure group "retreats" to a "compromise" position, showing its "reasonableness" to legislators and the courts. The so-called "compromise" position is 120% of what the presssure group wanted in the first place, to give them a little more wiggle room.

    I think you can be pretty sure this will be followed by a similar proposal, probably slipped under the radar screen by a pet legislator.

  • Freenet is immune (Score:4, Insightful)

    by kindbud ( 90044 ) on Tuesday October 16, 2001 @06:28PM (#2438924) Homepage
    It seems to me that Freenet is immune to the tactic described in the article:

    The software technology, according to industry sources, would essentially act as a downloader, repeatedly requesting the same file and downloading it very slowly, essentially preventing others from accessing the file. While stopping short of a full denial-of-service attack, the method could substantially clog the target computer's Internet connection.


    This will never work on the Freenet. Attempting to do so will cause each node along the request path to store a copy. Attempting this on Freenet will cause the targeted files to be spread more widely, making them MORE available, not less.
  • by Telek ( 410366 ) on Tuesday October 16, 2001 @06:42PM (#2439001) Homepage
    Number of napster/gnutella/imesh/audiogalaxy/etc/etc users : well over 10,000,000 (on at one time? easily well over 1,000,000)

    Assuming a bandwidth of 50kb/s avg per user, they're going to need ... A PRETTY FAT PIPE if they hope to DoS anyone. And with the technology (ideas?) that have been created in order to fight the spreading of virii, there's no way they could possibly hope to do anything.

    They're truly grasping at straws.

    But you have to give them merit for one thing:

    They are finally going after the source of the problem instead of trying to introduce legislation to hurt everyone. Yes yes yes you do hurt some of the indy artists who are legitimately trading online, but you can't deny that well over 90% of online trading through any sort of mp3 sharing service is going to be pirated.

    It's a futile attempt, just like all of their other ones, but finally they've gotten their heads out of their asses long enough to come up for air to see that maybe they're headed down the wrong path. The question is to see how far they put them back up once they're done.
  • RIAA and Gnutella (Score:4, Interesting)

    by Th0th ( 15289 ) on Tuesday October 16, 2001 @08:10PM (#2439335) Homepage
    This is a bit off topic, but regarding the RIAA and DoS attacks, and the recent /. article about the RIAA trying indemnify themselves from damages resulting from hacking into computers.. I query whether anyone has been out on Gnutella lately and noticed all the 1k files, the names of which exactly match the query entered. I always assumed that these were viruses, porn site ads, etc. I wonder if the RIAA have gnutella servers out there trying to cripple, create security breaches, etc on the machines of people violating copyright by trading mp3s, movies, etc. Does anyone wanna load up gnut and do some detective work???

  • by reynolds_john ( 242657 ) on Tuesday October 16, 2001 @09:03PM (#2439470)
    Every other day here on /. there is another article about the RIAA. It's so simple - STOP BUYING MUSIC FROM THE LARGER LABELS. Your only vote is your pocketbook. No one here in this forum has the power, clout, or means with which to oppose them. We know they print cdroms for probably 2cents a piece, yet everyone flocks to the nearest Tower Records to pay $17 a smack for a cdrom - of which probably two tunes might be worth having.


    Start supporting and frequenting your local bands and musicians. Let them know (while you have their ear) what you think of the larger labels and their tactics. More importantly, find out what the *musicians* think, since not only do they love the music they play, but eventually might like to [GASP!] make a living playing their music! [[insert thunderous silence]]


    If it means you go without the next Backstreet Boys [sic] albumn, then so be it. Why not make your own music, then post it to the web for free. Heck, this might even be the predecesor for turning a large portion of the population into the 'artists' they didn't know they were.

  • by hyrdra ( 260687 ) on Wednesday October 17, 2001 @12:36AM (#2440049) Homepage Journal
    R7I7AAHaxor from DHCP-stp.loc-5-1.riaa.superhacker.robin.hood.hq.ri aa.org just entered #mpthreeWaReZLEET
    HotBalls: u got any mixed britney spears tracks?
    Bsblvr: i want the new Justin Timerlake solo from the BSB new album!
    R7I7AAHaxor: trading MP3's is illegal, u know.
    Bsblvr: yeah so what????
    BigDisks (3,400 GB of MP3) began sharing.
    HotBalls: bigdisk, I missed u! I bet u have the new britney spears mix, huh?
    BigDisks: Yes, I do. It's on my third Maxtor 100 gig.
    R7I7AAHaxor: Bigdisk, you shall die!
    BigDisks: Who is Haxor?
    HotBalls: Just one of the lame RIAA goons.
    R7I7AAHaxor: I am NOT LAME! I can DoS all of u! I will destroy u cable modems!
    Bsblvr: ur gay
    R7I7AAHaxor: I AM NOT GAY. I HAPPEN TO WORK FOR THE RIAA AND MP3 TRADING IS ILLEGAL! I HAVE U IP ADDRESS!
    BigDisks starts file transfer to HotBalls.
    R7I7AAHaxor: I HAVE STARTED DOS ON BIGDISK. I WROTE THE SHELL SCRIPT MYSELF; I AM LEET.
    BigDisks exited (ping timeout)
    HotBalls: u jerk, u cut my dload off at 53%!
    R7I7AAHaxor: I AM MIGHTY RIAA HAXOR I WILL PREVENT ALL MP3! I AM ONLY 14 BUT I CAN KICK YOU, I AM LEET.
    Bsblvr: u suck
    R7I7AAHaxor: I WILL BE BACK. I HAVE TO STUDY FOR A BIOLOGY TEST TOMORROW, BUT I WILL BE BACK TO STOP ALL OF U FROM TRADING UR MP3s'!
    R7I7AAHaxor exited.
    BigDisks entered.
    BigDisks: Who was that?
    Bsblvr: One of the RIAA's employees. He's gone now, he has a biology test tomorrow and has to study for it.

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