Junkyard Wars: The Next Generation 300
A reader writes: "The makers of Junkyard Wars are starting up a new series called Ultimate Machine Combat. 30 teams and 30 days each to build "ultimate fighting vehicle" to battle in a "secret arena". This is attracting gear heads of all genres, including my local Jeep Club."
Death? (Score:5, Funny)
Wow, that is ultimate.
Two questions ... (Score:5, Funny)
2. Will an M1 Abrams fit in an 8'x8'x20' container?
Can't wait, should be a wild show.
Re:Two questions ... (Score:5, Funny)
If the answer here is "No"...
> 2. Will an M1 Abrams fit in an 8'x8'x20' container?
Re:Death? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Death? (Score:3, Funny)
Temptation Bots? Survivor Wars?
You have to admit - this is the best of Battle Bots *and* JYW...
No! Kathy and the American hosts! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Death? (Score:2, Funny)
The Linux way:
~$ turn -d 45
The Windows way:
Double click on turn, drag the direction widget until it is set to 45 degrees, click on OK, and then click on Yes in the verification prompt.
Which would you rather use?
Re:Death? (Score:2)
No no no.
First off both sides would set up shorter methods of doing it.
The Linux dudes would likely have scripts setup to do things quickly, typing T45 for instance for turning 45 degrees. Or even T for a ultra quick method. It would accept signed integers of course.
The Windows people would likely be using their sidewinder controlers, heh. Or mice. Or just have a TON of shortcuts on their desktop linking to various different degrees that the bot could be turned too, heh. Then they would have to rush out and buy a bigger screen and hurry up and install that because their screens resolution would not be high enough to view all of their desktop shortcuts.
Re:Death? (Score:5, Funny)
I vote Carrot Top on his own team.
Re:Death? (Score:2)
Say what you want about Carrot Top, but he must have a HELL of an agent. How does this guy get work?? He either has robo-agent, or a huge investigative staff to dig up dirt on potential clients.
Maybe someone could sneak up on him sometime and shave off all the hair. Maybe like Samson he will lose all his career power if the hair is gone.
Re:Death? (Score:4, Funny)
I think you answered your own question. He *does* have a HELL [churchofsatan.org] of an agent.
Re:Death? (Score:2)
Re:Death? (Score:2)
GO DREAM TEAM!!
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Would you settle for Paul Reiser? (Score:2)
New Show (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Building a robot (Score:2)
to call them robots is like calling a monitor the computer.
One problem... (Score:4, Insightful)
On the other hand, I can't wait to see the competition, should be really intresting.
would be interesting anyhow... (Score:2)
They mention that the arena is "secret". I'm wondering if the contestants know what they are getting into before they show up. Will they be able to customize the vehicle to the environment or will they have to build something fairly adaptable to handle an unknown situation. It would suck to show up with racing slicks on some low slung fast vehicle to find out that you have to deal with a mud bog, etc.
Re:But an unlimited budget? (Score:2)
LV
cool..but (Score:3, Funny)
Interviewer: "So, what possessed you to build this thing?"
Interviewee: "Carmen Electra. I am a geek, and there's no chance of me getting close to her otherwise."
Speaking of Carmen Electra...ahhh..nevermind, I'm finished
Re:cool..but (Score:5, Interesting)
Robotica is *okay* on its own merits, but if he hosted Battlebots or Junkyard Wars, that'd totally ruin the show by itself.
Re:cool..but (Score:3, Funny)
I've got it!!! Cat!!!!
Re:cool..but (Score:3, Informative)
Re:cool..but (Score:2)
Daily Show I like. Beat the Geeks I'll tolerate. But the new Battlebots is just sad.
Re:cool..but (Score:2)
Re:cool..but (Score:2)
Re:cool..but (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:cool..but (Score:3, Insightful)
Sure, she looks nice in a generic and souless kind of way, but at least the other BattleBot bimbos they had in previous seasons could fake enthusiasm in a somewhat believable way. Electra just stands there, stock still, with the microphone in the spokesmodel position, and then whores herself out monotone. You can tell she is just doing it for the money and hates being there.
And now, the show has become Carmen Electra & Battlebots. She is in every segment. They talk about her, get her to do interviews, or cut to her in the stands so she can say one line, and then cut back to the booth so they can make some sexual innuendo about her one line.
Sad.
Okay, I'm done now.
Yeah, we're OT at this point, but I'm capped. Go crazy.
Re:cool..but (Score:2, Insightful)
Yahknow, I'm up for a good double-entendre as much as the next guy, but these are forced and unfunny. Plus, I like to watch this show with my kids, and I crindge now everytime they cut to Carmen.
Notice how they cut to her a lot and she doesn't have anything interesting to say? She 'interviews' the contenstants after the bout:
So, you guys really 'creamed' them, didn't you *wink,wink*?
Heh, yah... he's a really good driver, and we just tried to keep_
OK, thanks! Back to you, Bill!
Give me Cathy Rogers *any* day.
Dangerous? (Score:5, Insightful)
And if so, there have to be some pretty strict regulations. Is this going to be a demolition derby or a large-scale battlebots war with pneumatic spikes and huge sawblades ripping cars apart? Obviously any humans in the ring would be in serious danger. So I have to imagine these things are unmanned.
This is probably then 1 of 3 possibilities:
Mark
Re:Dangerous? (Score:5, Insightful)
Eric
Re:Dangerous? (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Dangerous? (Score:4, Interesting)
Doubt ye not. There was a Scrapheap Challenge (the original UK title) battle of the champions event in the UK using exactly this format. Two salvage cars, radio controlled with salvaged motors turning the wheels and pushing the pedals, and just ramming the bejeesus out of each other in an old quarry.
It was splendidly entertaining, with a few flaws that could easily be ironed out (i.e. don't put a high scoring scoring target area on the top of the car then count any old trailing bit of chain that hits it). Both teams tried to put clever weapons on their vehicles, but ended up just smashing lumps out of each other, which is what we really want to see, right?
You're right about the safety aspect though. One of the cars jammed on full throttle, and they had to drive it in circles, then up the quarry wall until it tipped over. A bit scary for the production crew, but top fun for the viewers.
Pro-Wrasslin' for Geeks (Score:5, Interesting)
Rather than be encouraged to spend all their time getting their bodies in peak/steroid-enhanced condition for the sport of their choice and then being completely burned out and unable to pursue any other line of work by the time they're an adult, kids are encouraged to learn mechanics, engineering, coding, and other tech skills that will benifit them later in life in professional or technical careers.
Re:Pro-Wrasslin' for Geeks (Score:2)
Re:Pro-Wrasslin' for Geeks (Score:2)
I find Scrapheap Challenge (the original UK title of Junkyard Wars) very bitter sweet. One the one hand it's wonderful watching new toys being made, but on the other hand, the custom car builder in me wails in anguish at all those irreplacable and beautiful old donor vehicles being angle ground into pieces.
I rather fear that general engineering skills are becoming niche hobbyist skills rather than valuable vocational tools. Sad, but that's progress, I suppose.
Re:Pro-Wrasslin' for Geeks (Score:2, Informative)
I let my four year old watch Junkyard Wars. Actually it's his favorite show! We have a bunch on tape (they had a marathon the day after Thanksgiving) and they hold up to repeat viewing. He's probably seen each episode six to ten times.
But there is no way is he allowed the death-and-destruction bot shows. From what I've seen of them, I fail to see where kids are:
Well, other than in a very second hand fashion. Junkyard Wars on the other hand shows the teams in action using such skills on camera.I'm not all that encouraged by the description of the new show, but I guess I'll reserve judgement for now.
Junk (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Junk (Score:5, Funny)
EMP, the ultimate feature (Score:5, Funny)
Re:EMP, the ultimate feature (Score:3, Informative)
The EMP assemblies I've seen take up a lot of space for relatively poor performace -- the entire cargo area of a minibus in exchange for making some monitors flicker. I'm sure this could be miniturized, but I think you'd need something pretty serious to cook a car's electronics.
If the arena's fairly small, you could use a couple of tanks of halon to give anyone using a gasoline engine a nasty shock -- suffocate the engine. Otherwise, I've seen a device in testing by the police that fires a contact under the chassis of a fleeing vehicle to make contact, hitting 'em with a jolt of juice. Car taser.
Re:EMP, the ultimate feature (Score:2)
Re:EMP, the ultimate feature (Score:2)
Carbuerators... (Score:2)
Also, any effective EMP device would likely piss off TLC. You know how expensive those cameras are?
Re:EMP, the ultimate feature (Score:2)
That would be a wee bit hard on the camera crew - well the equipment anyhow...
At last ... (Score:2, Funny)
Deadline past (Score:2, Informative)
The deadline for sending in applications is Monday 28th January 2002.
That's unfortunate timing, need to /. these things quicker in future :)
Maybe if you can get enough /.ers interested and write to them (quickly) you might be able to extend it a week or so.
The application procedure [junkyard-wars.com] is pretty cool :-)
Al.
Re:Deadline past (Score:4, Informative)
Re:Deadline past (February 15th - read the FAQ) (Score:2)
Q: What's the deadline?
February 15th, 2002 is the last possible date we will accept applications (but aim for earlier!)
Enough wimpy stuff.. (Score:3, Funny)
Enough of this panzy safety stuff :).
Re:Enough wimpy stuff.. (Score:2)
I'm surprised no one has though of this before!
</sarcasm>
Re:Enough wimpy stuff.. (Score:2)
Or does anyone have the recipe for that two-color gum in the movie Mission Impossible? That'll do too.
Must fit in cargo container. (Score:2)
I drove APC for 5 years... and they can do some amazing things.
Including... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Including... (Score:2)
Luckily, no one died. But let just say he didn't drive a 113 anymore.
It was cool to see the tank recovery vehicle pull it to shore, though. Now those things are huge.
Re:Must fit in cargo container. (Score:2)
Re:Must fit in cargo container. (Score:2)
Re:Must fit in cargo container. (Score:2)
What sort of power house?
How steep on incline can it climb?
Fording depth?
Top speed?
Re:Must fit in cargo container. (Score:2)
Oh yeah, I was going to mention that the M113A3 has hydrostatic steering as opposed to pull-stick steering. It's actually very maneuverable, and can spin on a dime (opposing track motion). Top speed supposed to be 42 or so (governed out), but on a downhill grad it'll go faster
So I'm wondering exactly what the difference between the two are??? More weapon mounts? How many people does it hold?
So what do mean when you say it 'swims'??? For the apc, it will swim, in that it'll float and go forward at a slow speed (3 mph or so).
nothing is foolproof - for fools are ingenious (Score:3, Funny)
Desecration of the whole idea! (Score:2)
You are already introducing the goal to everyone way ahead of time. Now you're just going to get the basic 'battlebot' type constructs (ie: ramp, buzzsaw, etc...).
Way to take something creative and make it something repetitive...
Um, "Bots" is a Bad Choice (Score:2)
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Different Venue (Score:2)
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What I want to know (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:What I want to know (Score:2)
What audience?
Perhaps you're thinking of BattleBots, Robotica, or Robot Wars. All of those have studio audiences. Junkyard Wars and Scrapheap Challenge have never had audiences, except for one of the dragster races. That was the grand championship of the season, and numerous competitors from that season and previous ones were in the stands at the dragstrip during the races.
High Power Weaponry (Score:3, Interesting)
Yar!
Better yet (Score:2)
Re:Better yet (Score:2)
Re:High Power Weaponry (Score:2)
1/2 inch slug travelling at 1500fps is easy to stop, if you prepare for it, which they would if it was allowed.
how about a pony nuke?
Re:High Power Weaponry (Score:2)
Fun? Yes. But would you want to volunteer for that camera-man job? Even if you had remote controlled cameras, chances are they get blown to pieces Real Quick.
Re:High Power Weaponry (Score:2)
Step 1: Built a *^##% thick wall
Step 2: Place camera behind wall. Attach remote pan+zoom
Step 3: Put a mirror so that the camera can see around the wall
Re:High Power Weaponry (Score:2)
ITYM mirrors. Y'know that some of them are going to get tagged.
Local jeep club (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Local jeep club (Score:2)
Re:Local jeep club (Score:2)
Humor is subjective.
Sing it with me kids,
What might be right for you.... May not be right for some....
but it takes...
diff'rent strokes, it takes.... diff'rent strokes....
There's nothing more amusing than someone telling another person that what they're laughing at isn't funny.
Re:Local jeep club (Score:2)
For the sake of Patriotism (Score:4, Funny)
Re:For the sake of Patriotism (Score:2)
Why does it always have to be robot combat? (Score:2, Interesting)
The problem solving with limited time and equipment of Junkyard Wars is what makes it one of the best shows out there. Sure, I suppose you could say Battlebots is "problem solving," but it's hardly a new and unique problem with new approaches. And you can build your bot at home with just about anything you want. At this point the effectiveness of the various robot designs have pretty much been settled and it's down to the small differences. Did you know there's even at least one book on breaking into the robot competition business? Yeah, business. It's becoming about as exciting as NASCAR. What it comes down to is Battlebots is about form, Junkyard Wars is about function. To put it in Slashdot terms, Battlebots is for MCSEs and Junkyard Wars is for Linux geeks.
For those who didn't bother to read the page (Score:4, Informative)
Well I hope they get one thing straight: (Score:2)
Re:Well I hope they get one thing straight: (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Well I hope they get one thing straight: (Score:2)
Now lets move to the next step. (Score:2)
-Restil
The best of Battle Bots and JYWs (Score:2)
I'd like to see them turn loose the guys from Battle Bots into a junk yard full of Futaba equipped rubble...
Survival Research Laboratories (Score:5, Informative)
been building massive destructive machines
since 1978, staging large outdoor events
generally involving shows akin to "let's shake them in a jar, and see if they'll fight".
Flames, jet engines, crushers, all the things this new program would want.
ARRGGH!! NOOOO!!! Not ANOTHER one! (Score:4, Interesting)
Come on, we already have Battlebots, Robotica, etc...
Do we REALLY need ANOTHER?
We need more CONSTRUCTIVE shows like Junkyard Wars / Scrapheap Challenge.
We don't need another idiot 'bang contestants machines against each other till the audience falls asleep from utter boredom'.
I can see it now. A scantily clad cathy rogers draping herself over the contestants machines while robert llewelyn growls and grunts like an idiot white trash WWF announcer.
I really think there is a market for this... (Score:2)
Actually, what they are doing sounds alot like Battle Bots, which I think probably has even greater potential. There's something cathartic about seeing a robot get smashed to bits by another robot.
Weapons? Please!?!?! (Score:2)
certain destruction! (Score:2)
Robots fighting Robots - no more crap (Score:5, Insightful)
I'm sick of seeing two small wedges on wheels roll around like they were being driven by drunk mice, with matches only lasting 60 seconds, usually ended by some kind of mysterious mechanical failure. I'm sick of seeing "house robots" and "obstacle courses".
I want to see two robots fight one another, nothing else.
I want to see a plain empty gravel pit, with no crowds. I want to see two robots go in, and only one come out. I want to see four class systems. Weight classes, cost classes, power classes, and armaments classes.
Power Classes:
- Batteries
- Unlimited
Armaments Classes:
- Mechanical weapons only
- liquid/flamable-fuel/sub-cm-projectile based weapons allowed*
- Unlimited class, large caliber projectiles, explosives and shaped charges, and EMP weapons allowed.
The weight and costs classes will have to be set depending on just how many people are willing to compete in them, and considering that now most people have to face the real possibility of having their bot totalled in-game.
May the best team win.
And this time, the losers really do go to the scrapheap!
(*) go-go-gadget sand-blaster!
Re:Robots fighting Robots - no more crap (Score:2, Interesting)
At the risk of being modded down as redundant (and undoing the positive moderation I gave another post in this thread), you really want to check out Survival Research Laboratories [srl.org]. "Producing the Most Dangerous Shows on Earth", as they say.
You can occasionally catch their performances in the San Francisco area, or just look for pictures and video on their web site.
Can't wait for the UK vs. US competition! (Score:2)
Mini Cooper vs. Hummer
-S
My hopes dashed... (Score:2)
Cherrios make great gifts (Score:2)
Too bad most APCs are just a little bit too big... (Score:2, Interesting)
Kjella
Hopefully British (Score:2, Insightful)
I'm also not looking forward to this new series because I'm not into monster trucks or demolition derbies, which is the crowd this show seems to be targetting.
Ah, the dream realized (Score:2, Funny)
When I was in high school, it was a boardgame. Now it's for real.
...rock on...
How long (Score:3, Funny)
A Reply (Score:3, Informative)
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