Review: Spiderman 534
First off lets talk about the cast. Toby Maguire was great in The Cider House Rules. He's just a solid actor. But I was seriously wary of him in the role of the webbed one. He seemed like a flimsy choice. He needed to pull off the one liners, but still convince us of his love for Mary Jane. But he pulls it off admirably. From the goofy glasses wearing scenes in the beginning to his badass battle scenes towards the end, its a solid showing. The best scenes in the whole movie are the ones where we see Peter Parker coming to grips with his new spider powers.
Now I'm gonna skip in a bit with a statement about staying true to comic books. Yes- some of the details have been changed from the books. Like most noticably, the nature of Spiderman's webbing. But whatever- this is story telling and it works for me.
Kirsten Dunst does a good job in what could have been a bland role in the hands of an actress who was just a pretty face. Mary Jane is convincing, and since she is in many ways the thing that grounds spiderman, its a tough burden. And the other biggie is of course the head of Oscorp, Mr. Norman Osborn, Willem Defoe. he does allright, but most of his maniacal scenes are covered by a mask that leaves him little room for any actual facial expressions.
So the plot: Boy loves girl. Boy gets bit by radioactive spider and develops super powers. Boys friend's dad inhales nano gas that makes him super powerful, and super crazy. Boy explores powers and eventually must save city from the attack of the newly crazed buddy's dad, all while dealing with the loss of his family. It's spiderman in a nutshell, and it's just damn solid.
The special effects are smooth. From the ads I was a little concerned since spiderman looked a little fake leaping around. But within the context of the movie it usually worked for me. They looked unnatural, but frankly seeing spiderman leap off inflatable balloon floats and swinging around flagpoles suspended by spiderwebs is already pretty unnatural so I let the suspension of disbelief win out on this one.
Danny Elfman hasn't sounded this good since Batman. I loved the score. It doesn't really feel original, but it sure fits like a glove.
In short, its a great movie. I won't comic-book-guy the details that were missed in the transition from paper to film, but I think they did a great job of making an entertaining movie, and staying extremely true to what I think Spiderman is all about. And goddamn it, the raw sense of excitement as he discovers his abilities is enough to make every guy wish he had those powers- swinging from building to building and howling like a mad freak. God I loved it. Congratulations to everyone involved- you win.
All that, and I even scored tickets to the 12:01 showing of star wars on opening day ;)
WTF?!? (Score:5, Funny)
Big fan (Score:3, Interesting)
Finally (Score:2, Interesting)
how about for non-comic viewers? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:how about for non-comic viewers? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:how about for non-comic viewers? (Score:2, Funny)
And remember folks...
Re:how about for non-comic viewers? (Score:2, Interesting)
Ironically, my wife is dying to see this movie, and she usually hates these movies. Even she's clued into the fact that the nature of this character is just a little bit different.
Certainly casting Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst in this was smart -- geekheads may feel a little apprehensive, but if it can bring my wife into the theater it's going to bring a lot of other people who wouldn't ordinarily see a movie like this.
Re:how about for non-comic viewers? (Score:2)
The movie still rocked...:)
nlh
Re:how about for non-comic viewers? (Score:2, Interesting)
If you're NOT familiar with the character by reading the comic books, you'll probably like the movie.
I'm not sure how anyone who has read the comic books can call this movie a good Spider-man movie. Maybe "Pete Parker, Spiderman", but it's definetely not the same character Stan Lee and Steve Ditko created back in the day.
A Truly Beautiful Description... (Score:2, Interesting)
That's got to be the phrase of the day somewhere! People on the boards were quite unhappy that Slashdot posted that (and as soon as it happened on the east coast, no less!)!
To use it as a description for how much or how little will be given away in the review is truly, truly amazing! Caused me to laugh, anyway!
Re:A Truly Beautiful Description... (Score:2)
Spidey is why I learned to read (Score:5, Insightful)
I grew up with Spiderman. He is the reason I learned to read, because a) the Electric Company featured him every day, b) my Mom wouldn't read comics to me, and c) my dad was always too busy to read them to me.
Spidey also seemed to cross racial lines, IME. We all thought he was cool, no matter if we were asian, black, hispanic, or white. Spidey just rocked.
AFAIK, he's also one of the few superheros to come close to killing Wolverine. How to actually kill Wolverine was the topic of many a cafeteria discussion when I was in college.
Re:Spidey is why I learned to read (Score:2)
It's the content, not the medium.... : )
"sic" em (Score:5, Funny)
Nah, he was right the first time - all movies are best viewed with a little Mary Jane.
Oh my god (Score:3, Funny)
Take me. Take me now. You're a woman's dream.
Re:Oh my god (Score:2)
Show us your geek code and we'l think about it !
Re:Spidey is why I learned to read (Score:2)
In the "Wolverine" comic book, somewhere within the first 50 issues, they said basically that Wolverine could starve to death, dehydrate, die from lack of oxygen (~15 minutes without breathing) , and drown. No, I don't have exact issue references. Sorry.
Spider-Man sounds like it could be good, but what i'm really waiting for is a good HBO miniseries adaptation of "Watchmen". That would completely rock, and probably make people think differently about "comic books can't be high art." </wishful_thinking>
Re:Already done (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Killing Wolverine (Score:2)
Also, didn't the "Professor X Files" they found right around Onslaught indicate the best way to kill Wolvie was to cut off his head with an adamantium sword or something like that?
Re:Killing Wolverine AND A FREE COMIC BOOK (Score:2, Informative)
Drop by your local comic store this weekend to pick up your FREE COMIC BOOK [freecomicbookday.com]. While there, you could also pick up Wolverine #175 -- the most recent -- for another possible answer debated in this thread.
(I'm trying not to lone-gunmen-are-dead the ending, but I think I'm failing miserably)
Bruce Campbell (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Bruce Campbell (Score:2)
Spiderman in a nutshell (Score:5, Funny)
I haven't seen this flick yet, but it sounds like it lives up to the book [oreilly.com].
Oh, wait...
Newly crazed buddy's dad... (Score:2, Funny)
When I was a kid, throwing snow or water ballons inside, was more than enough.
My Suck-O-Meter has been flat so far (Score:3, Funny)
Which usually means "tight, interesting story, complex characters in the ordinary world with extraordinary circumstances, and spandex".
Now, if we can just get someone to perform a videogames2movie conversion that doesn't suck. (Well, except for Street Fighter II the Animated Movie, but that was an anime, so it doesn't count.)
Re:My Suck-O-Meter has been flat so far (Score:2)
Webslinger.... (Score:2, Interesting)
Ha Ha Green Goblin, I'll PHP your ass!!!
Free Comic Book Day (Score:5, Interesting)
Fixed link (Score:3, Informative)
Great Review (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Great Review (Score:2, Funny)
Great review. Now you've just got to work on not verbing your nouns
"verbing"... Hmmm.
Re:Great Review (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Great Review (Score:4, Funny)
"Verbing weirds language." -- Calvin
Re:Great Review (Score:2, Funny)
Worst verbing, ever
Re:Great Review (Score:2)
Something I can enjoy with the little lady (Score:2)
At least she'll calm down after we see it.
Hopefully it doesn't spawn a series of crappy, overhyped sequels though *cough* Batman *cough*
huh? (Score:2, Funny)
Either this is a typo or Kirsten Dunst was getting blazed the whole movie...
Their both good in their own way I suppose...
huh? (Score:2)
I'm sorry, but reviews just aren't the same without the JonKatz.
Taco ? Look 'ere (Score:3, Funny)
May You ROT IN HELLL!!!!!
Re:Taco ? Look 'ere (Score:2)
Re:Taco ? Look 'ere (Score:4, Funny)
May You ROT-13 IN DMCA HELL!!!
These small changes will help prevent misunderstanding within the
This has been a public service announcement.
woo (Score:2)
Someone has to say it... (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Someone has to say it... (Score:2)
Either that, or pay, then just don't watch the commercials/previews beforehand. Since that's stealing, the price evens out nicely to $0!
Re:Someone has to say it... (Score:5, Insightful)
Find a theater showing Spider-man and an Indie flick at about the same time. Buy a ticket for the Indie and sit down in the Spider-man theater "by mistake." Just don't do it when Spider-man is sold out.
For bonus points, buy another ticket for the Indie flick and see that too.
Re:Someone has to say it... (Score:2)
True. Lots of places run S-M movies alongside Indiana Jones. I think it's the whip...
We named the dog "Indiana"...
super powers (Score:3, Funny)
I liked it too (Score:3, Insightful)
I'm a long time Spider-Man fan, so I was looking forward to/dreading seeing it made into a film. The best praise I can give it is that it was very accurate. The story of the original Green Goblin was told just as I remember it from the comic books, with a few exceptions which aren't really worth getting into.
The greatest thing about it isn't so much that the plot is accurate, but that the characters are. The first scene with J. Jonah Jameson captured the man's essence perfectly. Does he really think Spider-Man is a menace or does he just want to sell more papers? Norman Osborne is very well done, which is good since he gets the majority of screen time, after Parker. His personality-changing rage is reminiscent of the Incredible Hulk, but more devious. His interactions with Harry are are nice as well. You can already see the personality flaws and fatherly abuses that will eventually lead Harry to his own fate.
Despite the film's strong characterization and fantastic special effects, I didn't leave the film completely awed as I did with other films. It was all excellent, and polished, but it was missing a sense of wonder. Most of the film has been done before, just not all at the same time. Regardless, I think the film was successful. Hardcore Spidey fans won't be shocked by any heresy, action fans will be impressed by the web-swinging, and even those who prefer love stories won't be disappointed.
expectations? (Score:2, Funny)
so i guess a little book made into a movie [lordoftherings.net] last christmas didn't suit your fancy?
-rp
Just skipped work and saw it... (Score:2)
Why PG-13? (Score:4, Interesting)
Or at least give him a few good nightmares.
Re:Why PG-13? (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Why PG-13? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Why PG-13? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Why PG-13? (Score:3, Interesting)
I remember hearing Spielberg say they put certain things into E.T. for just this reason, to avoid the dreaded "G" rating. Of course, that may have just been his excuse for taking them out of th newly-released version.
Stan Lee editorial in NYT (Score:5, Interesting)
So,We are not boycotting the evil MPAA this week? (Score:3, Insightful)
:-P
Re:So,We are not boycotting the evil MPAA this wee (Score:2)
BTW> The NetMD rocks. 2.5 (at good quality) hours of music, 56 hours of battery life, cheap ($2) media. The players themselves are small, durable, and can take quite a beating without skipping. Now, if it only worked in Linux
Nitpicks. (spoilage) (Score:2, Interesting)
2. Very slow on the ground. You can tell this when all the kids at the matinee start talking... nothing to keep their attention.
3. no web cartridges? damn. How many plots rely on him running out of web fluid?
4. Stan Lee cameo... give me a break. Wasn't Jack Kirby involved with Spiderman? Where's his credit?
Other than that, I couldn't keep the smile from my face. Will see it at least 2 more times I'm sure.
What every guy wants? (Score:4, Funny)
Hmm...I'll take Kirsten Dunst. You can swing from building to building howling like a mad freak all you want.
A kindler, gentler Spider-Man (Score:2)
"Spider-Man" To Cost Economy $300,000,000 (Score:2, Funny)
How much did that cost the economy? [slashdot.org]
Re:"Spider-Man" To Cost Economy $300,000,000 (Score:2)
But can I take my 8 year-old? (Score:2)
I desperately wanted to share LoTR with my son, but couldn't do it as it was too violent for him.
My wife and I were both really upset when we saw that Spider-man was going to be PG-13, so I'm thinking that it is also probably out for my son.
That said, I'd love to hear from some parents on whether they think it would or wouldn't be appropriate for me to take my boy.
Re:But can I take my 8 year-old? (Score:2)
My coding superpowers (Score:4, Funny)
see it, help the pro-DMCA, anti-freedom lobby? (Score:2, Insightful)
It's a Sony Pictures movie. Sony's a member of the MPAA [mpaa.org], who love the DMCA [mpaa.org]. Sony Pictures has been cited as a supporter of Fritz Holling's Security Systems Standards and Certification Act (SSSCA) [interesting-people.org] bill. We're talking about the kind of folks that hire lawyers to sue teenage hackers for writing unauthorized DVD playback software [mpaa.org] for GNU/Linux systems. Sure, it might be a great movie, but at least stop a minute to think where your money's going, what it will be used for down the road.
Anybody who says one vote doesn't matter must've missed the last US elections.
Comment removed (Score:4, Insightful)
Spiderman? (Score:2)
But did they hit you with advertising? (Score:2)
I don't bother with a lot of Hollywood movies, but the last few that I saw (Lord of the Rings, and X-Men, I think), they preceeded the trailers with a string of bigname coporate television-style advertising for crap like Coca-cola, Nike and Microsoft. I might go see a Spider-man movie for the hell of it (without expecting much from it), but I will not pay to see Microsoft ads.
At a bear minimum, please do scream "bullshit" when you they push an ad on you. An entire audience chanting "Linux! Imac! Linux! Imac!" in response to a Microsoft ad would definitely warm the heart.
just got back from the theatre. (Score:3, Interesting)
This lifetime Spidey fan loved it (Score:3, Interesting)
I got my first Spidey comic when I was about 6 (27 years ago), and have been a fan my whole life. Spidey (and Fantastic Four and Superman) were part of what fueled my interest in science as a kid, since they were always inventing all sorts of cool stuff.
Going into the Spider-Man movie, I was sure there was no way it could live up to my hopes/expectations. Whenever I have this high hopes about a movie I'm always disappointed. I was even kinda bummed about the whole organic webshooters versus mechanical.
I watched the movie this afternoon. I had some little nits to pick here and there, but overall as a whole, the movie was way better than I expected.
They did so many things right. The bit with "the burglar that changed his life" was done perfectly, and that's what I most expected them to do poorly. That whole section of the movie, as he was figuring out who he was and what he could do, was very well done. There were some scenes you could tell were computer-generated, but the for the most part, the excitement of the movie made it easier to tolerate. And the movie would have been worse without those scenes, or if they had tried to do them physically with stuntmen.
The main characterization I felt was missing was that it would have been nice to have seen more background of the relation between Spidey and his Uncle Ben. Although I guess even in the original comics, we never really got that (although we heard about it plenty over the years).
Anyway, I loved it. I can't wait for the DVD. I'll probably bring my dad to watch it this weekend, since he used to be a bit of a Spidey fan too.
Comment removed (Score:3, Interesting)
Boycott cancelled? (Score:5, Interesting)
Uhh,... the MPAA boycott has been cancelled, right?
Re:It's Spider-Man. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:It's Spider-Man. (Score:4, Interesting)
I'm gonna be pretty ticked if the theme song doesn't go something like...
Spider-man, Spider-man
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web, any size
Catches thieves, just like flies
Look out! Here comes the Spider-man!
Is he strong? Listen, Bud!
He's got radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead.
Hey there, there goes the Spider-man!
In the chill of night,
At the scene of the crime
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time
Spider-man, Spider-man
Friendly neighborhood Spider-man
Wealth and fame, he's ignored
Action is his reward
To him, life is a great big bang-up
Wherever there's a hang-up
You'll find the Spider-man!
Re:It's Spider-Man. (Score:4, Informative)
Re:It's Spider-Man. (Score:2)
Re:It's Spider-Man. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:It's Spider-Man. (Score:2, Insightful)
No, but we need an "Anal Retentive" moderation category...
Re:It's Spider-Man. (Score:3, Funny)
Only if used as an adjectival phrase in front of a noun: 'anal-retentive post' as opposed to 'the post was anal retentive.'
ROFL
Re:It's Spider-Man. (Score:2, Funny)
I prefer:
"Is there a dash in anal retentive?"
because then someone can respond
"Damnit, it's a HYPHEN!"
Let's ask John (Score:2)
Re:It's Spider-Man. (Score:2)
Re:Get a life (Score:2, Offtopic)
Re:Get a life (Score:3, Funny)
Let's get back to superheroes... (Score:3, Funny)
(BTW, I always wanted to see a jewish Superman whose dad could be Emanu-El)
Re:Let's get back to superheroes... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Let's get back to superheroes... (Score:2)
The Prisoner (Score:2, Funny)
Hey! You're right. How come The Village missed that particular trick? The Number Six would have talked in no time if he would have been convinced he had a wife.
Re:The Prisoner (Score:2)
It's been years since I watched The Prisoner, but didn't they actually do that episode?
It's being rerun on my local PBS station. I'll let you know if I see that episode.
Re:It's spider-man (Score:5, Funny)
"Just remember, spidey; when you're up in front of all those Hollywood mogul-types, it's not "Spider-Man," it's (pronounced): Spidermn, Eli Spidermn."
Nobody tells better "jew jokes" than Mr. Stewart.
Re:It's spider-man (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Uh whatever (Score:2, Insightful)
In that case, my sister works for the guy who produced and wrote Pleasantville, Big, and other movies [imdb.com] and SHE said it was good.
Exactly, who the hell cares what she thinks.
Re:Spiderman very underhyped (Score:3, Funny)
Spider-Man has been very underhyphened as well.
Re:Yay!!! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The nature of Spiderman's webbing (Score:2, Informative)
The webshooters were essentially a metal apparatus that wrapped around his wrists with a little bulb that rested in his palms...when he touched his middle fingers against this bulb.the compund shot out of a little falve on the underside of his wrists and BAM web bonanza!!!
later on in life he got a special "alien" suit(now worn by Venom) which had the webbing stuff all built in and shot out at a simple thought by peter. This suit fired the stuff out of the tops of his wrists. This was all fine and dandy then he realized that the suit was a symbiot trying to take over his body. So he ditched it and went back to the old web shooters.
I have not seen the movie yet but can only guess that he produces webs without the aid of anything special...just his body. That must be the case because the reviewer mentioned that there was something odd about thew nature of Spidey's webbing.
All of this Spiderman stuff should not be mistaken with SPIDER-MAN 2099 in which he had spinnerets in his arms(just like a spiders). The squirted real wbs when he flezed his arms in a special way.
Anyway that's it....more than you wanted to know....
Re:The nature of Spiderman's webbing (Score:3, Informative)
Yes, I know, I have an inordinately detailed memory for absolutely useless facts. Now if only I could do the same with actually useful facts...
Re:Wait a cottonpickin minute... (Score:2)
Re:Bullet Time... yet again. (Score:3, Informative)
What you saw was just good old slow motion. They slowed everything down a bunch, and that was good enough. It wasn't anything special, but conveyed the fact that Spidey was moving faster than you'd normally be able to see. It was perfect.