from the speak-friend-and-enter dept.
LowellPorter writes "There's an article here about some reporters who check out the sewers in Vegas after a known criminal escapes a police dragnet through them. They expect to find lots of people living in there, but only end up interviewing a couple of bums."
Thus spake the master programmer:
"Time for you to leave."
-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"