Spelunking in Las Vegas 174
LowellPorter writes "There's an article here about some reporters who check out the sewers in Vegas after a known criminal escapes a police dragnet through them. They expect to find lots of people living in there, but only end up interviewing a couple of bums."
Reporters in Sewers? (Score:5, Funny)
Must be some kind of annual conference, surely?
Re:Reporters in Sewers? (Score:2)
Is it just me... (Score:1, Funny)
Heh? (Score:4, Insightful)
They expect to find some people living in there, but only end up interviewing a couple of bums who live there.
So what are you trying to say, bums aren't real people?
Hear hear! (Score:1)
Re:Heh? (Score:1, Flamebait)
Go Splinter (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Go Splinter (Score:3, Funny)
Yeah, they would be 20-something ninja turles by now, eh?
Donatello has a problem with panty-sniffing, Leonardo can't find any eligible, like-mided conservative bachelorettes to settle down with, Rafael has plumped out a little like the Simpsons' Comic Book Guy, and Michelangelo just can't seem to stop smokin' the good stuff.
Just conjecture, though.
Re:Heh? (Score:2, Funny)
The Spanish Inquisition?
Re:Heh? (Score:1)
Eh, never mind.
Re:Heh? (Score:2)
Dance around the lameness filter? Yes we can!
Expecting... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Expecting... (Score:2)
Re:Expecting... (Score:2)
Re:Expecting... (Score:2)
Consider it planted.
FIW
Re:Expecting... (Score:2)
Re:Heh? (Score:1)
Not People? (Score:2, Redundant)
I guess bums don't qualify as people.
Day of the Bums (Score:1)
They're out there in the sewers...
They're definitely not human...
But they're ALIVE.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!!!!!!
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So I guess the Al Quaeda network must be involved too.
Bums? (Score:5, Funny)
Las Vegas? (Score:2)
Interesting but... (Score:1)
Is this slashdot ? (Score:1, Funny)
mmm (Score:2)
The obvious joke... (Score:4, Funny)
Weren't they looking hard enough?
Re:The obvious joke... (Score:2)
So many SciFi movies (Score:1)
And alot of X-files episodes.
Just bums? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Just bums? (Score:2, Funny)
Actually, they did find some weird mutant fish:
(from the article) There were cockroaches everywhere and albino fish spawning in the water by the thousands; they looked like deformed goldfish. Some of them were six inches long and too big to fit completely in the water, unable to swim and flopping slowly through the murk.
Hard to know if they were plotting world domination. Maybe they just started planning..
Re:Just bums? (Score:5, Funny)
They`ll find their way into Usenet eventually...
Re:Just bums? (Score:1)
-CM Burns
Re:Just bums? (Score:2, Informative)
Sewer people (Score:1)
The drain is in the middle of the lake and about eight feet across, so we were all able to sit on the edge at once & look around. Kids on BMX bikes pointed at us & yelled. We snarled & hollered things like "Haven't you ever seen sewer people before!"
More recently I suggested exploring some disused missile silos I'd heard about, but a good friend pointed out that if we got caught, we'd go to jail. I forget that I'm an adult less often now.
Huh? Bums not people? (Score:2)
Gee, they didn't find any people that lived there, only some bums who lived there.
What exact species classiciation are bums, if not Homo Sapiens (people)?
Just wondering...
News and Culture Weekly (Score:1)
Oh, and is it just me, or is the author the most condescending fucker on the face of the planet?
Re:News and Culture Weekly (Score:2)
Actualy I would say the ten dozen people making jokes about bums in this discussion are.
Interesting, but... (Score:1)
I can't entirely figure out what this has to do with nerd/geek/tech stuff...
Re:Interesting, but... (Score:2, Insightful)
Please. (Score:5, Funny)
Next week: They're going to explore the woods on the side of the highway with nothing more than a flashlight and a scimitar. Nobody knows whats there....
"There was a brief flash of light as another truck went by. While it passed, the world seemed to stand still as my companion and I forgot to breathe in our quiet terror. The smell of exaust was almost overpowering, and I longed to be free of this hell. Suddenly, we heard a soft crunch from right at our feet! Jimmy fumbled for his scimitar while I readied the flashlight. It was what appeared to be a dixie cup. From how long ago, we couldn't say... There appeared to be a drying brown substance in the bottom of it, which we suspect is human blood. We had no time to ponder that however; we had a long journey ahead."
Re:Please. (Score:1)
Re:Please. (Score:2)
You'd be surprised.
Been done, minus scimitar. Some homeless person had actualy built themselves a shelter there complete with a crank radio. Rather elaberate, stairs and all. Cloths line and such as well.
At the very least, it is a good lesson to learn, Homeless does not mean stupid or unmotivated.
Re:Please. (Score:2)
Doesn't that qualify as a home?
So what if they say he doesn't own it? So what if they say he doesn't have a right to be there? His home was, as you say, complete with a crank radio.
Perhaps, just perhaps, that person lived a life of much less stress than there rest of us, even if they didn't have running water or a microwave.
The way I see it, they had a home. They call it Earth.
Re:Please. (Score:2)
Blair Witch Project (Score:1)
Looking for a troll (Score:5, Funny)
I guess they had their threshold too high.
The should have looked at -1.
Re:Looking for a troll (Score:3, Funny)
The should have looked at -1.
Actually, the sewers are underground, so it certainly qualifies as "-1".
What this shows is that reality works better than slashdot and trolls in there get modded to *at least* -2....
Re:Looking for a troll (Score:1)
Why is this news Micheal ? (Score:3, Insightful)
Are the reporter guys your friends ? Or is the guy who originally posted the story your friend ?
I mean, the whole thing is a little interesting, told in the perspective of two reporters, alternately, but when you half expect them to find an ogre or a troll, finding bums just isnt enough.
Thats just my opinion.
C.H.U.D (Score:1)
caving (Score:4, Interesting)
Devon
Re:caving (Score:3, Funny)
Really, it's spelunking folks. And be sure to take a ball of string to mark your path into the cave...
Re:caving (Score:4, Insightful)
I agree that there a lot of areas in this world where there are new entrants into the field. However, I think it's counterproductive to oust them from the inner circle because of a word. This isn't high school.
It probably would help more to take one of these spelunkers on a caving adventure and educate them, than to make fun of them when they're lost and hysterical.
Re:caving (Score:2, Informative)
Actually, it's not the word that's the problem--it's the attitude of the people that choose to use that word.
Caving is a very dangerous activity--more so than most because it's a very short trip to disaster. Rescue is difficult--no helicopers here folks. An inexerienced person can be just fine one minute and the next--when his flashlight batteries go dead--he's toast. Oh, yeah, those cell phones don't work well underground, either.
"Adventure Sports" are attracting a lot of people these days that should just stay home in front of the TV. Caving is one of the more dangerous of these and it's not to be taken lightly. In addition to the danger there's the aspect of how fragile the cave ecosystem is and how easy it is to do real lasting damage.
However, local caving groups are very receptive of new members. The National Speleological Society [caves.org] can hook you up with a local group if you really want to learn about caves and how to safely explore them.
Re:caving (Score:1, Informative)
http://www.caves.org (NSS, US)
http://www.orbonline.net/~tcg (Toronto)
http://www.caving.uk.com
Mother Earth's caves are FAR more interesting than what man makes.
Re:caving (Score:2)
This is idiotic. "Caving" is the term used by people who don't know what "Spelunking" is and can't be bothered to check a dictionary. I don't know what part of the country you are from, but if you told me you wanted to go "caving", I would point and laugh at you. A lot.
Re:caving (Score:2)
Wild Cave Tour [nps.gov] at Mammoth Cave, KY.
Re:caving (Score:2)
Just got back from the NSS Convention up in Maine.. were any of you guys there? If not, you didn't miss much.. Maine isn't exactly cave central...
I'm going to McFail's tomorrow, complete with my brand new "CARBIDE IN MY BLOOD" license plate cover
Re:caving (Score:2)
Re:caving (Score:2)
It is always amazing how granfaloons of people adopt terminology to make themselves feel special and elite.
It's Vegas... (Score:3, Funny)
Were the bums playing craps?
Man, I can't believe I said that...
Boring (Score:5, Interesting)
They found large concrete pipes with 5-6 people living inside them. These stories [urbanadventure.org] are far more interesting!
Here in Luxembourg, we have kilometers of casemates [luxembourg-city.lu] [pdf]. Only two sites are open to the public, but I've had the chance to explore a couple. Two years ago I saw some graffiti by people who fled underground during air strikes in WWII. I've never met any bums though.
Bums in Luxembourg [Totally OT, please skip] (Score:2)
Have you ever met the engineer who designed the red bridge? He lives near the train station, as a bum. I can't remember his name, but I think he was featured in Ons Staad. He reportedly helps the kids on the block do their maths homework and such. There's also the redhead junkie who used to have a dog. The last time I saw her, she was juggling.
I think we have nice bums, overall.
Interesting reminder (Score:2, Insightful)
Living in the tunnels is what some people are reduced to, when they suddenly find they've got no more money left to pay the rent or the electricity or the gas bills. Perhaps those of you making jokes about the differences between bums and people may not be so high and haughty if you lose your job and you're down there yourself in six months time.
Poor Geraldo (Score:1)
Misread... (Score:1)
So the trolls live in sewers. (Score:1)
I'm sure we could have told them that. We know these people quite well.
Time to find some sturdy cover, probably.
Paranoia Dept. (Score:1)
why? (Score:1)
Not nerdy? (Score:5, Funny)
How's that not "news for nerds, stuff that matters?"
Isn't this a tad bit dangerous? (Score:2)
It just seems a bit too dangerous to me, even if the weather isn't calling for rain. Last time I was in Vegas (last October) a freak storm blew through and killed some kid playing in a wash somewhere in town...
Ah my memories of youth (Score:4, Interesting)
Odd choice in equipment... (Score:4, Informative)
MAG-lites are wonderfully durable, but their bulbs and batteries are still prone to damage in an abusive environment like a cave. I know: on my one caving trip in college, my primary mag-lite gave out halfway through. Fortunately I had a AA backup. Better yet would be an LED flashlight: they're incredibly tough.
Secondly, a kukri? Please. I own one, and it's mostly useless except as a heavy-duty machete. And it might get you arrested. And was he carrying it stuck through his belt without a sheath?
Important stuff for caving:
Jon Acheson
Re:Odd choice in equipment... (Score:1)
Re:Odd choice in equipment... (Score:2)
I know someone who can throw a kukri accurately enough to sever a rope tied to a tree some ten feet away, and he doesn't practice all that much. Someone who actually is in practice should be able to do much better.
Finally; You can get very nice kukris with a modern rubber grip from American Cold Steel. They're sharp as all hell.
Kukris (Score:2)
The edge on these is supposed to be indestructible, onine reviews talked about chopping off car doors without harming the edge. Well, they're all full of shit. After an hour clearing light brush with mine, the edge was noticeably messed up. I would have expected better from a $15 machete.
I probably should have gotten the Cold Steel one, quality control would have been better. As it is, I pretty much feel I got a Shemp.
Lastly, the main reason I think a Kukri is a bad choice for a stroll through the Mines of Moria or some such nonsense is that it's a chopping weapon, and in a tunnel you want a thrusting point. The bend in the Kukri that makes it a good chopper tends to make it a poor thrusting weapon.
Jon Acheson
Too Bad (Score:1)
the mole people (Score:1)
I think someone needs to write a book about the random homeless encounters in the Vegas sewer system.
Vegas Sewer... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Vegas Sewer... (Score:2)
why live in the sewers? broadband! (Score:1)
*Meanwhile, I sit next to my 56k that connects at no better than 26.4kbps.*
Dark Days (Score:4, Informative)
It's a documentary about people living in the Amtrak subways in New York, and is both fascinating and moving.
Escaped criminals? (Score:1)
Hang on, that was NY. Disregard.
Hope they took a flashlight.... (Score:5, Funny)
-Ed
docbrown.net [docbrown.net]
Graphic Design, Web Design, Role-Playing Games...all the good stuff
Re:Hope they took a flashlight.... (Score:3, Informative)
Zork? Gackkk, Phffttt! (Score:2)
Also, the URL you gave failed, though there was a Google cache [google.com].
A nasty little dwarf throws a stone knife at you and misses...
The Marvel Morlock Conference 2002 (Score:1)
Please redirect all your reervation to our new site.
Thank you!!
Is it just me? (Score:1, Funny)
Further reading (Score:1)
Species (Score:1, Insightful)
For More on Urban Spelunking... (Score:1)
...it's done here in Minneapolis.
This article [citypages.com] is from the local "alternative" paper (the CityPages), and includes some good photography.
Also, one of the individuals mentioned in the article has a fascinating website that details their quest for the big cave under the middle of the city. It's the Minneapolis Drain Archive [aberrant.org].
Sewers... (Score:1)
Actually "Spelunking" isn't a real term... (Score:1)
Re:Actually "Spelunking" isn't a real term... (Score:2)
For *real* tunnels, visit Moscow (Score:5, Interesting)
Infiltration (Score:2)
Any DEFCON connection? (Score:2)
Beneath Beijing (Score:2)
It was really weird and I was sorry I didn't have my camera.
Re:Don't you think... (Score:2)
Re:And? (Score:1)
Besides, if I recall NetHack correclty (and the parent post was a reference to it), there is a "Tourist" choice as a charachter. Don't you see the parallells? Tssss.... no humour those bloody moderators.
Re:Could have been worse.. (Score:1)