Welcome to the new Cluster 151
We're up and running on the new cluster at Exodus West. The hardware configuration is almost identical to what we had on the east coast, just a few time zones over. No doubt we'll be working out a few kinks over the next few
days, so hang in there. Now that that's over with, please continue swimming naked.
second post on new server? (Score:1)
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(Kinda like the Vikings that discovered America... or the indians who discovered it before them.)
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third is good enough for me. considering, anyway, that it came from Japan and all that. (no joke)
on the other hand, I can just SEE Taco add a little thing to the FAQ like "getting first/second/third/nth post on exodus west does not equate to your dick/cup size, value as a human bean, blah blah"...
heh.
all is good and fun.
Re:second post on new server? (Score:1)
Ah, that new server smell... (Score:4, Informative)
The only thing I noticed is that since almost all the links point to slashdot.org, simply using brak.slashdot.org until DNS updates will not work. I've already updated my host file to fix this.
Anyway, congrats.
Swimming naked? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Swimming naked? (Score:1)
after reading that i got a mental picture of cowboyneal that rivaled goatse!
Re:Swimming naked? (Score:2)
Why the move? (Score:5, Interesting)
now - seriously (Score:5, Interesting)
How about putting up an "alternative universe slashdot" for us to play on?
(everyone who was "stress testing" brak please say "aye")
Re:now - seriously (Score:3, Insightful)
You mean like IRC bot-war channels? That's ridiculous.
AYE (Score:2)
That would rule.
--j
Acid? (Score:2)
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Re:now - seriously (Score:1)
your sig seems quite fitting to this.
aye (Score:1)
CowboyNeal & Beowulf Clusters (Score:5, Funny)
by lpret on 17:11 Tuesday 29 October 2002 (#4551192) Alter Relationship
(User #570480 Info | Last Journal: 11:58 Saturday 26 October 2002) Searches
specifically for Beowulf clusters. Also every time CowboyNeal beats up Bill Gates!! C'mon, you got 30 mod points -- the least you can do is give me one of 'em! And yes I'm drunk.
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This is...the NEW slashdot (Score:5, Troll)
by YourMissionForToday (yourmissionfortoday&YAHOO,com) on 15:41 Tuesday 29 October 2002 (#4550747) Alter Relationship
(User #556292 Info | http://www.nolanryanbeef.com/ | Last Journal: 15:15 Tuesday 08 October 2002)
long message... excluded
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that was fun
To prove my point (if it needs any proving) (Score:1)
Is this working? fee, fo, fum...
2) somebody posted something about 200 monkeys. I did not cache it - but it was funny and got 118 moderations! (probabbly more, actually) That is some serious messed-up-ness there. (somebody re-post the monkey story please)
3) Did I mention the 30 mod points? I did already? you sure you understood the consequences of *everyone* having *30* mod points? at the *same time*?
4) there are a lot more...
but yeah. really. somebody. need. to. re-post. the. monkey. story.
Re:To prove my point (if it needs any proving) (Score:2)
Doing MetaMod would have been murder....
Re:now - seriously (Score:1)
but dont you think it might get old
maybe a 2 day long bi-yearly slashdot acid marathon?
by your drugs in advance
Re:now - seriously (Score:1)
or 200 dead monkeys. 197 of which are charred, 2 are frozed and 1 is wet. (i guess that only people taht were testing brak will get this)
Re:now - seriously (Score:3, Insightful)
Interestingly enough, even with all the chaos, the best posts STILL rose to the top the signal to noise ratio didn't render it unreadable and the 8 or so posts I made ended up with a net moderation amount no different than I usually get on the regular Slashdot.
Do I think 30 moderation points to EVERYONE is excessive - yes... But amazingly, it didn't break the system as badly as I would have thought.
Re:now - seriously (Score:1)
I mean, of course you will need to kill anon. access to mod points, and then make sure people with rediculously low karma do not get mod access - but in the end, since you can mod both UP and DOWN, i think it will eventually work out okay even though more people got more (as in, a LOT more) mod points.
It might even bring out more good stuff, and discourage more crap.
Then again, though - maybe that people who clicked through to the test site are actually adament
I guess we will never know.
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Count me in.
Re:now - seriously (Score:1)
I think I sorta suggested this somewhere in one of the first
posts - unfortunately don't have the URL handy....
Testing was just too much fun....my ribs still hurt from
the hilarity of some of the posts.
Re:now - seriously (Score:2)
Aye (Score:1)
I AGREE WITH THIS POST! (Score:2)
Seriously, brak was way fun. Perhaps it would be the best way to do April Fool's - give some carefully [slashdot.org] selected [slashdot.org] trolls [slashdot.org] and [slashdot.org] jokers [slashdot.org] editor access for a day, and give everyone tons of mod points - it could be really fucking hilarious, certainly better than 4/1/02 (though the "anon has been disabled" trick was funny).
Re:now - seriously (Score:1)
First Post (Score:5, Informative)
Remember to point your HOSTS file to 66.35.250.150!
Re:First Post (Score:2)
Pity the coutless users who don't know about /etc/hosts or just don't have permission to change it.
Kalin
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That's no excuse for braindead design. It's only an excuse for not changing it.
One of the ten commandments of web design (if it's not, it should be): Thou shalt not use absolute links when relative links will do
I hate to throw in Perl flamebait, but this is what tends to happen when Perl hackers design anything large-scale: ad hoc hacks will become so entrenched that the design will break and be impossible to fix without starting over.
It's possible to write horrible code in any language, and some of my favorites (PHP, bash, C/C++) are guilty of this. But Perl is the exceptional case: only in Perl, it seems, are ugly hacks considered objets d'excellence for the community to strive to. C coders may look at the sheer ugliness of Duff's Device and applaud the intimate knowledge of syntax and even recognize that it's more efficient, but they know not to use it, except when absolutely necessary.
The mindset that Perl encourages is that there's no right way to do something, which results in a nightmare when anything disturbs the design.
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Remember that real OSes are case-sensitive, and it's hosts, not HOSTS.
Re:First Post (Score:1)
the funny thing is that I wasnt able see you suggestion until I had already done that
Re:First Post (Score:2)
"If your Internet Connection is down, please contact us by email."
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OT, but great book on Linux clustering (Score:2, Interesting)
I'm curious, how did Slashdot set up the cluster system? Full time maintenence on staff or did they contract it out?
404? (Score:1)
Just kidding.
A tribute (Score:1)
Anyways, I think that the Exodus West cluster, which has served us so faithfully, should get a good send-off - say, one last surge of traffic to permanently melt the last remining servers to the rack posts.
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Re:A tribute (Score:1)
why the move (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:why the move (Score:5, Informative)
In the end its a budget thing. I don't know the full answer, I just try to keep machines working....
PS: Which means I'm moving to San Francisco CA since CowboyNeal I think would hate having to be on-call.
Re:why the move (Score:1, Informative)
Then, in order to run more machines with less admins, all the servers are being moved to the west coast so that the current already overworked admins still working there can also admin the OSDN machines.
Part of the OSDN stay got layed off, part quit, and part is moving/moved to the west coast where the machines are now located (well, you also have the ones who can work from home regardless of where the servers are located. Lucky you
I sincerely wish good luck to the part of the crew that's still there running the show in the background, I wish them the best of luck, and thank them for putting the extra hours so that we can still benefit from
sites that we all know and love
Re:why the move (Score:2)
Temporary solution (Score:5, Informative)
66.35.250.150 slashdot.org www.slashdot.org slashdot any_other_aliases_you_feel_like_having
Of course, if you didnt have access to the new server, you wouldnt be reading this... right? At any rate, this solves any DNS misdirections due to the server move, and it will even let you access slashdot using the DNS should the root servers of the internet actually fail.
Re:Temporary solution (Score:1, Redundant)
Re:Temporary solution (Score:1)
i was gonna put a link here but linking directly to the article on the old server didn't work?
Re:Temporary solution (Score:1)
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Whew.... (Score:1)
I have come to the conclusion... (Score:1)
Re:I have come to the conclusion... (Score:3, Funny)
Too much? Easily solved. Just post this link to Natalie Portman nude. [goatse.cx]. Works every time.
Re:I have come to the conclusion... (Score:2)
Relative links, guys? (Score:5, Insightful)
I mean, it's kinda annoying to use brak.slashdot.org only to have every link on every resulting page point to http://slashdot.org anyway.
Ok not a clean move as everyone would have liked. (Score:5, Informative)
--Yazz
Re:Ok not a clean move as everyone would have like (Score:2)
Re:Ok not a clean move as everyone would have like (Score:2)
Me, I'm just happy to be doing what I'm doing.
no more stress of OSDN, just stress of a newborn child
-Trish
Miffed! (Score:2)
Re:Ok not a clean move as everyone would have like (Score:1)
Hey, AC, how're ya doing with your MCSE? Still workin'?
Anyway, I couldn't post last night due to the brak.slashdot.org
What did .... (Score:1)
Exodus is big. Don't get lost! (Score:5, Funny)
Just over a year ago, I was part of the IT team to move 50 computers from Exodus to another facility
We had all these computers in a cage in Big Room A. We needed to get all of the equipment to the loading dock, which was on the other side of this huge building.
So there we were, by the back entrance. Got the truck up to the loading dock, loaded some equipment. Then it was time to go back to the cage and get the second batch.
The guard opened the door for us, pointed us down one hallway, and shut the door. *click* Door's locked. We walked down the hallway, opened the door, and entered the cage room.
"Wait," said my friend "Let me make sure this is the right..." *click*
Like in a bad horror movie, the last person into the room let the door slam shut. So we were stuck.
So we walked around for a few minutes, trying to find our way.
"Wait, wait. We're going the wrong way!" said my friend, who had only been here once, and in a different part of the building.
So we turned around and traced our way back to the first door. The door, of course, is locked. We knocked. No answer. We pounded the door. Still no
answer. No intercom. No guard to open the door. The door could be opened in a fire, but that would set off the alarms, halon, whatever. This wasn't
a fire. We were just
So we tried a second hallway, hoping it would be a more direct route to the other door.
"It's this way" my friend said, "I think..."
After walking 100 ft down the hallway, turning left and walking down another hallway and turning past a few more corners, we came to a 4-way intersection, and NOTHING looked familiar. Just a long 100-ft hallway of identical cages in each direction. No landmarks, no maps... blank walls at the end of every hallway.
Being that it was almost Halloween, I half expected our numbers to start droping one-by-one.
So we proceded down a random hallway and came to a blank wall. No door. Turned around , tried another hallway. Blank wall.
"Where'd the fucking door go?"
"I don't know. Maybe we should split up."
"Shuttup. That's what they do in the fucking horror movies."
Eventually we found our way, and everyone survived... except I smashed my foot by dropping a 100-lb loading ramp 2 feet onto it.
But those were good times.
Re:Exodus is big. Don't get lost! (Score:2)
Re:Exodus is big. Don't get lost! (Score:3, Funny)
After walking 100 ft down the hallway, turning left and walking down another hallway and turning past a few more corners, we came to a 4-way intersection, and NOTHING looked familiar. Just a long 100-ft hallway of identical cages in each direction
Sounds like a D&D adventure:
DM: "Okay, you're walking down a hallway that's 100 feet long and then turns left. As you round the corner you notice a small pool of greenish slime puddled against the wall. All along the hallways are identical cages, on both sides."
Player 1: "What's in the cages?"
Player 2: "I take a closer look at the slime."
DM: "Lights. Hundreds of tiny red, green and white blinking lights. And something making whirring noises.
"The slime looks like slime. And it's greenish."
Player 1: "I wonder if the cages are full of some kind of flying insects with multi-colored eyes."
Player 2: "I stick my sword in the slime."
DM: "Your sword melts. If you want to find out what's in those cages, you'll have to open one..."
Player 1: "Let's keep walking."
Halloweeen stunt for exodus (Score:2)
A small puddle of slime, a pair of shoes and the frayed ends of a pair of pant legs.
And, perhaps, some police tape. ...
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Re:boring (Score:2)
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Missing article? (Score:2)
A glitch in the move?
New cluster hardware is... (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:New cluster hardware is... (Score:2)
Didn't It /. under load testing?? (Score:1)
East coast swimming, (Score:1)
I guess the skinny dipping is better on the east coast. No wonder they wanted to move
RSS feeds appear to be broken? (Score:1)
Warning: fopen("http://slashdot.org/slashdot.rss","r") - Success in
Error reading news headlines from this site.
Older news doesn't work? (Score:1)
Re:Older news doesn't work? (Score:2)
The real reason for the move... (Score:1)
Re:The real reason for the move... (Score:1)
http://www.devconconstruction.com/
exodus-s
IP banned (Score:4, Funny)
the
Luckily there is squid and I have my box at home >:)
It was touch and go there when I was not able to access the geek news in the morning
No more Lone Gunmen? (Score:1)
Oh wait, it doesn't work that way, and they moved in the wrong direction.
aggresive redirection? (Score:1)
since the links are absolute and all, I kept getting redirected back to the form, sans data.
Google Slashdot (Score:5, Interesting)
One of the articles (besides the total nonsense "test test blablabla" kind) on brak.slashdot.org was "What search features would you like on Slashdot?" The tread gone now, as they mirrored slashdot.org to brak.slashdot.org. But the use of Google as search engine was one of the suggestions in this thread. And it seems they are testing that suggestion now.
Re:Google Slashdot (Score:2)
The old slashdot search, though not perfect, at least allowed you to easily narrow down searches on several criteria. That is what I'd like to see more of.
Of course, chances are that this indeed is a temporary solution, used only because the old search [slashdot.org] still gives that infernal internal error message.
bsd.slashdot.org? (Score:1)
Re:bsd.slashdot.org? (Score:2)
Did you change the time on the server? (Score:1)
What kind of time are they? Are they east coast time or west coast time?
Why the sudden move? (Score:2)
This calls for (Score:2)
Uh...what? (Score:2)
That visual is definitely one I did not need this early...
First of the kinks? (Score:1)
Why am I seeing banner ads?! (Score:2)
Re:Why am I seeing banner ads?! (Score:2)
BUGS!!! (Score:2)
For example, whenever clicking on Wednesday under older stuff, nothing appears! Argh...