

Article about The Lord of the Rings MASSIVE Crowd 304
TheOneRing.net has posted an article going indepth about LotR CGI, and specifically the rendering of extremely large crowds being done byWETA Digital. With the special edition due out soon, and TTT coming out in december, well let's just leave it at "Yay".
LOTR topic on /. (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:LOTR topic on /. (Score:4, Funny)
Whoa, bigger crowds that before?! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Whoa, bigger crowds that before?! (Score:2)
Re:Whoa, bigger crowds that before?! (Score:3, Funny)
Oh, I'm a computer-geek and I'm OK,
I code all night and I troll all day.
PHBs:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
He codes all night and he trolls all day.
Computer-Geek: (sings)
I code new bugs, I drink my jolt,
I go to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays I go fragging,
And have SCSI drives for speed.
PHBs: (sing)
He codes new bugs, he drinks his jolt,
He goes to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays he goes fragging,
And has SCSI drives for speed.
Computer-Geek/PHBs: (sing)
I'm/He's a Computer-geek and I'm/he's OK,
I/He code/codes all night and I/he
sleep/sleeps all day.
Computer-geek: (sings)
I code new features, I get first post,
I like to browse for porn.
I chat on EFnet as a girl,
And search the personals.
PHBs: (sing)
He codes new features, he skips and jumps,
He likes to browse for porn.
He chats of EFnet as a girl?,
And searches the personals
Computer-Geek/PHBs: (sing)
I'm/He's a Computer-geek and I'm/he's OK,
I/He code/codes all night and I/he
sleep/sleeps all day.
Computer-geek: (sings)
I troll slashdot, I wear three phones,
an Ipod and a Palm.
I wish I had some hot grits,
and insightful Karma mods!
PHBs: (sing)
He trolls Slashdot, he wears three phones,
an Ipod
Re:Whoa, bigger crowds that before?! (Score:2)
Shit yeah, I'd hate to have to call upon my imagination. Have we perfected surgically removing imaginations now that they've been rendered obsolete?
They have a MASSIVE CGI system... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:They have a MASSIVE CGI system... (Score:2, Funny)
It's the strawberry-scented bubble-bath. [nyu.edu] It keeps his skin so soft!
WHAT?! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:WHAT?! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:WHAT?! (Score:2)
should they have that on their site? (Score:3, Interesting)
(I'm glad to see the article but I can't help but ask if they can legally put this up)
Re:should they have that on their site? (Score:5, Funny)
Does the article cover something of extreme interest to nerds? YES, duh! +2 /. respects? WETA, yup, /. respects them. Hmmm... -2 /. feels about them. YES. +5
Does the article cover somebody
Does the article cover some aspect that nobody knew about before? YES. +1
Is the article posted on a for-free fan site? YES. +1
Did the article come from an evil corporation? Popular Science is owned by AOL Time Warner and we all know how
That totals up to +7 (and I probably forgot a few things), so it doesn't matter if it's copyright infringement.
corrected karma math (Score:2, Funny)
Does the article cover something of extreme interest to nerds? YES, duh! +2
Does the article cover some aspect that nobody knew about before? YES. +1
Is the article posted on a for-free fan site? YES. +1
Did the article come from an evil corporation? Popular Science is owned by AOL Time Warner and we all know how
Does the article cover somebody
That totals up to +3, and so is morally ambiguous
Off topic but of interest to the LOTR crowd... (Score:5, Interesting)
Own a geeky piece of history!
Re:Off topic but of interest to the LOTR crowd... (Score:5, Funny)
Own a geeky piece of history!
Damn you to the pits of Mordor!
I just bought 4 (more!) TTT action figures this evening, and thought that my geek-collector mania had hit a new low - and now I see this... this server... this precious server, yes... yes, yes my precious... precious, yes, mine, all of it, mine!...
A token ting to go with it??? (Score:2)
One ring to rule them all....
Sorry!
Re:A token ting to go with it??? (Score:2, Funny)
One ring to rule them all....
One Tolkien ring, you mean.
Sorry!
No, I'm sorry.
(Posting anonymously for all the obvious reasons.)
Re:Off topic but of interest to the LOTR crowd... (Score:5, Funny)
"MASSIVE"? (Score:3, Funny)
Easter eggs (Score:5, Funny)
(A few update Tolkein; keep an eye out for a background character in The Two Towers who, in the middle of the battle, seems to take a call on his cellphone.)
Damn, now I'm going to have to watch Two Towers like 5 times until I see that scene... great way to get me to spend more money :-/
Now you've done it. (Score:5, Funny)
Oh the irony...
Just remember after you post this you are now fair game. What??!? you ask?
If I'm in the theater to watch TTT for the first time, and you're in the very same theater but to see your fourth iteration, and you might be getting a little teensy bit bored, if you perchance forget where you are and you take a call on _your_ fucking cell phone, I get to kill you with my +5 Vorpal (Offical) LoTR Special DVDs.
Fair warning, OK?
Soko
Logan's Run (Score:2)
Re:Easter eggs (Score:2)
That would be pretty damn cool, actually. Apparently a teapotahedron made an appearance in Toy Story.
A digital analog (Score:4, Funny)
I know that this sentence makes sense, but it sounds so funny that it seems wrong.
Fuzzy logic (Score:5, Interesting)
As far as I understand, fuzzy logic -- using probabilities instead of binary values -- has been given the shaft in most of the computing world. People can't wrap their heads around a concept that's termed 'fuzzy', no matter how solid the mathematics behind it are. Maybe this sort of accomplishment will open new doors for research involving fuzzy logic in computing systems.
Re:Fuzzy logic (Score:5, Interesting)
I enjoy reading up on (some branches) of AI, and the most interesting advances (IMHO) in the last few years have been coming from the specific application end, i.e. video games and this... on the pure research end I'm still most interested in the work done by Douglas Hofstdater [indiana.edu] at U Indiana, but the work being done for games and movies really digs into on the important, but unsexy issues like "how the hell do we actually work with this stuff to get stuff done??". Sure, they've got a conceptually simple goal (make crowds fight!), but this is a case where the devil is in the details, but there are a billion details and the details are all that matters.
Anyway, it's great to see that they've made strides in making this sort of non-deterministic (kinda-misapplied-term) functionality usable by normal humans.
Besides, I'm freaking out at the idea of seeing 10,000 orcs (and the article mentions that there will be 100,000 fighters in one of the ROTK battles - yeep!)
Re:Fuzzy logic (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Fuzzy logic (Score:4, Interesting)
Actual probability theory is highly regarded in CS. There are people spending their careers on probabilistic algorithms, where randomness is used as a powerful tool. In combinatorics, probabilities is used to for example show existence of structures ("probabilistic method"). Markov chains and processes are commonly used for modelling real world phenomena, and I would be surprised if they were not used in computer games and simulations for movies.
In short: CS and probability theory goes hand in hand.
Re:Fuzzy logic (Score:2)
Of course, fuzzy logic is only supposed to replace boolean values. But computer science has not failed to notice the limitations of boolean values; booleans are only used to control things where partial values wouldn't be useful.
Re:Fuzzy logic (Score:2)
No, you wouldn't. Imagine you have a value WEIGHT equal to 1kg. Is that "heavy"? If you're talking about the weight of planets then "not heavy at all". If you're talking about the weight carrying capacity of an ant then "very heavy". Fuzzy logic conveniently bundles the values and the bounds into a single number.
The second problem with what you're saying is that most measurement systems are linear (ie, temperature, weight, length) or exponential (ie, volume). Fuzzy logic lets you choose the most convenient "mapping" between actual measurements and fuzzy logic values. Apparently triangular mappings are very common, though I wouldn't know why.
I think many people find it far too easy to dismiss fuzzy logic. It's not a stupid concept. It is not so obvious for the simple examples, but once you start combining multiple bounded-values you'll appreciate the conciseness and logical provability of fuzzy logic. It's very easy to go from your mathematically proven fuzzy logic statement to some C code, but it's much harder to extract the logical reasoning from existing C code.
Re:Fuzzy logic (Score:5, Informative)
Fuzzy logic is not the same thing as probabilities. You and the original poster are both confused.
Fuzzy logic assigns a proportion of truth (between 0 and 1) to each fuzzy logic value. A proportion of truth is not the same thing as a probability. A probability assigns a value to the chance of a particular outcome for an as-yet-unknown event. Fuzzy logic assigns a value - the proportion of truth - to already known data. The difference is not even subtle or semantic: it's a huge difference.
I'll try to explain this better. In boolean logic a statement is either false (0) or true (1). In fuzzy logic the truth of a statement is any value between 0 and 1 inclusive. So for example you might have a value OLD with a baby being 0 and a pensioner being 1 and a linear slope between those two extremes. You don't have to choose a linear slope, of course.
Once you have the truth of a statement as a number you can use logic tables. So NOT(x) equals 1-x, OR(x,y) = maximum(x, y), and AND(x,y) = minimum(x,y). So the statement
Is equivalent to
You then convert raw data for a given car into truth values and pass it through the fuzzy logic statement to determine the truth value of a complicated concept like "cool car". A pink station wagon would have (sports,red,suv) values of (0.0, 0.5, 0.0). A green Ford Explorer with an Type-R sticker would have values of (0.2, 0.0, 0.9).
So to take this example further, a Ford Explorer would rate highly on the suv value, so 1 - suv would be low and the minimum(..., 1-suv) statement would drive cool car towards zero. Imagine that cool car was 0.1 after doing the calculations. What that value means is that the truth value of the statement "The Ford Explorer Is a Cool Car" is 0.1... which is not very true.
Notice how this isn't a probability! If that value of 0.1 was a probability then it would mean that every 10th Ford Explorer is cool while the other 9 Ford Explorers are not cool. Clearly that's nonsense. Ford Explorers are all equally uncool. I hope this example makes it clear that Fuzzy Logic is not the same thing as probabilities.
Yes and no (Score:4, Informative)
Fuzzy logic assigns a proportion of truth (between 0 and 1) to each fuzzy logic value. A proportion of truth is not the same thing as a probability.
Fuzzy logic theory is just that, a theory, and in its pure form has nothing whatsoever to do with probability, but applying it to make classical logic decisions requires unfuzzing the truth values, and this is generally done by interpreting the values as probabilities.
For example, the software package that is the subject of this article does exactly this, I'm sure. Each character has a variety of fuzzy characteristics, like anger, but when it's time to figure out what the character is going to actually *do* the software derives a fuzzy value for the character's state of mind and then interprets that value as a probability, rolls a virtual die and converts the probability to a decision.
Re:Fuzzy logic (Score:2)
Actually you said exactly what I said.
Just confused. Did you think you were explaining something to me?
Re:Fuzzy logic (Score:2)
Re:Fuzzy logic (Score:2, Insightful)
In fact it uses *real* mathematical probability about things that are knowable(if you knew what things they were, you wouldn't need him to write the filter) and some magic called
Conditional Independance
to create the Bayesian Network. Now thanks to our assumptions, conditional independance, about the things we know probabilities of, the resulting Bayesian Network is in fact a representation of the universe of possible emails. Conditional Independance is a short cut for certain problems when the "full joint distribution" is too big to deal with. (Yeah i said joint, but no it wasn't regarding the dizank)
Fuzzy logic, like you said, and the parent said, and as I said in response to the grand parent, doesn't use probabilities. But your Bayesian example does indeed use *real* *mathematical* probabilities.
Re:Fuzzy logic (Score:3, Informative)
No, the "proportion of truth" isn't a subjective thing. You don't get to pick another person and get a different answer because the person's opinion plays no part in it. We've already explicitly defined the fuzzy logic statement:
And if my example was more complete I would have explicitly defined the mapping between the car and the tuple (sports, red, suv). I didn't explicitly list the mapping but that's just my laziness. Create whatever mapping you like and we'll go with that.
There's no room for subjective interpretation. That's why it's called fuzzy logic. Two people can start with the same statement and the same tuples and get the same answer. That's the whole point. The fuzzy logic statement isn't asking whether you think the Ford Explorer is cool, or whether somebody thinks the Ford Explorer is cool, but rather it's saying "this is how we are defining coolness for this particular problem".
Now to be perfectly clear, the statement and the method of getting the tuples is the subjective part. You might think "red" has nothing to do with cool. You might think "suv" is very cool. You might disagree that a Type-R sticker turns a car into a sports car. That's OK. Fuzzy Logic isn't about defining an Absolute Truth. It's about defining a convenient definition of truth for a particular problem. You get to choose what suits your particular problem.
So an air-conditioner might say that 18C and 35C with a linear scale are a good definition for "hot". A refrigerator might choose -4C to 2C with an exponential scale. A quantum physicist might pick 0K to 10^27K with a logarithmic scale. But once you choose the mapping and you have the statement there's no room for argument. Fuzzy Logic is not about probabilities!
Poster Idea (Score:4, Interesting)
On the topic of CGI, does anyone know if there exists a poster-sized rendering of the scene with Gandalf facing the balrog in FotR? Am I the only one that thinks this would be the coolest poster ever?
- Smiley =)
great idea... (Score:4, Informative)
It was for sale on ebay. [ebay.com] That's all i could find, though. Google didn't have much, sorry.
Re:great idea... (Score:3, Funny)
It would be quite a downer for a student to have such a poster, studying for an exam in his room, and then looking up at the poster only to see "You shall not pass!".
The advertising is wrong re: the two towers anyway (Score:3, Informative)
Re:The advertising is wrong re: the two towers any (Score:5, Informative)
In his letters Tolkien discusses his dissatisfaction with the title (though he came up with it), and vacillates as to exactly which two towers are referred to (!). Other towers he referrs to include Minas Morgul, and even Minas Tirith (although IMHO the last would only really be approp. for ROTK). I believe that Minas Morgul itself is described as having two towers on either side of its gates as well...
Anyway, I'm happy with it being ambiguous - but as far as the promos go, it makes sense to "nail this down" to shut down the ridiculous WTC connections.
And yes, you are correct, I don't have a girlfriend.
Re:The advertising is wrong re: the two towers any (Score:2, Insightful)
Funny that, I always thought it was because nobody in his right mind would buy or read a novel of that magnitude. Granted the complete LotR pales in comparison to Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time, but nobody who reads that (myself included) can be considered in his right mind.
Any of the Four Towers are correct. (Score:5, Informative)
Create your own crowds (Score:5, Informative)
For those interested, you can purchase Massive. Stephen Regelous, the brains behind this app, showed it last SIGGRAPH. You can check their website here:
Massive Software [massivesoftware.com]
Softimage also just announced their own system:
SOFTIMAGE ANNOUNCES SOFTIMAGE®|BEHAVIOR [softimage.com]
Re:Create your own crowds (Score:5, Interesting)
$15K, though. Avid uses the Macho Pricing Model: if it's expensive, it must be Professional. Avid really bought Softimage from Microsoft because Softimage was coming out with Digital Studio, a compositing package which threatened Avid's overpriced compositing systems. Avid never really seemed to want the 3D business. There was a big exodus from Softimage when Microsoft sold them off. Softimage XSI came out years late, and meanwhile, the industry mostly switched to Maya, which is $2K for the base package (and free for a version that stamps giant logos on everything).
Actually, the first really good crowd behavior engine used in a major motion picture drove the baby 'zillas in Godzilla. Unfortunately, the company that did that job went under shortly thereafter.
Lord of Jurassic Park (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Lord of Jurassic Park (Score:3, Funny)
while(all_your_ring_are_belong_to_us())
{
if(
whine();
else if(!eat(hobbit)) order(hunt, hobbit);
if (type==sauron) yell("grhhheee eye ssseeeees");
else if(type==saruman) order(pizza, teenagemutanheroturtles);
}
what i'm saying is they should do tmht(or tmnt if you prefer) with this technological masterpiece. they might get decent acting in it too then.
Re:Lord of Jurassic Park (Score:2)
There's AI for you - computer orcs becoming aware of survival!
Does anyone know... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Does anyone know... (Score:2)
This is nothing new. (Score:4, Informative)
Re:This is nothing new. (Score:5, Funny)
Overall, of course, who cares if penguins wander off? But just wanted to sound important.
Nothing new, you say? (Score:2)
Re:This is nothing new. (Score:3, Informative)
Collision avoidance is a different bird all together. They used something for 101 Dalmations (live action) as well.
Sure it has some AI and the character sort of decides where to go, but typicaly, the inputs to the system are current location, goal location, speed and location of objects around it.
Had they just wanted to run the two armys together, it would be similar to the systems used earlier. But the difference here is that they decide what to do when they get together, or if they even get together.
-Tim
Easy... (Score:5, Funny)
Next Version of Myth? (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:Next Version of Myth? (Score:2)
This is quite a feat, considering how huge the armies and battles can get in this game.
Where to order FOTR Extended (Score:3, Informative)
The other contender is Walmart.com [walmart.com]. The price is the same, and you have to pay $3 shipping, but if you preorder, you get a free t-shirt [walmart.com].
I'm not affiliated with either, just sharing my findings (and hoping if someone else knows of better deals, they'll post back!)
Autonomous computer animation (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Autonomous computer animation (Score:2)
argh, you're forcing me into rant mode...
I really truly despise the view that CG is to make movies cheaper, IMO CG should be used to make movies BETTER. Remember Jurassic Park? Terminator 2? Both examples were CG was used to create spectacular effects that couldn't be made any other way.
Nowadays...CG is a cheap solution, that's why we see "explosions" that look like Office Clipart pasted on top of an object in MS Paint...
Massive Crowd (Score:4, Interesting)
A massive crowd already? Shit, the film isn't on general release until at least 18 December [imdb.com]! This will surely beat the queues for Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace. Oh well, better go and fetch my sleeping bag and LoTR-themed Thermos flask.
TTT (Score:2, Troll)
My least favourite part of all is the CGI shot from way above that shows Frodo & Co running from beasties in the cavern. The unrealistic movement of the characters is the biggest giveaway, but the rendering also has all of the colors on the characters wrong. (I swear I could see a flat-shaded poly somewhere in there too.) It looks stupid and it would have actually made the movie better to cut it out and paste in a couple of quick shots of Frodo looking scared or something.
There are other examples as well, but I've only seen the movie twice so I can't recall them in detail. Just seems like somebody involved in the production of the movie got carried away with the line of thinking, "Hey, we could do x with computer graphics and it would look really cool!"
When it comes to CG in live-action movies, less is more.
Re:TTT (Score:3, Informative)
All things considered the CG work in LoTR was outstanding. I am hoping that they would clean up the minor errors for the Collector's DVD.
How about that in a Game! (Score:4, Funny)
Wouldn't this technology really make a War Game simulation really fun?
Of course, you'd have to have one of those new 3.8Thz AMD chips to complete the battle in under a week....
Massive Computing (Score:3, Interesting)
I prefer using my computer power for scientific projects, but I think that thay could not be too far away from today.
Re:Massive Computing (Score:2)
simple method for massive crowds ... (Score:4, Funny)
(2) Put up signs for an assembly
(3) Offer free food and beer
(4) Make sure the chicks are there
(5) Offer free food and beer
(6) Get a good band
(7) Offer free food and beer
The "twin towers"? (Score:2)
Is this a troll?
Re:The "twin towers"? (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah.
Re:lotr is great (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:lotr is great (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:lotr is great (Score:2)
I'll see the movie in the theater once or twice. I might even splurge and buy $5 popcorn and $3 Coke. But the second time I'll probably sneak in some outside food and drink. Most of the theater employees are paid too little to care; I just keep the drink low and to my side and no one even notices. I'll buy the DVD when it comes out, and I'll watch it once--including all the DVD extras, and then never watch the extras again and rarely watch the movie because I'll think "well, I own this and can watch it anytime...what's good on cable?"
Re:lotr is great (Score:5, Insightful)
He can't win can he
Next up is the discussion of CG Golum vs. CG Yoda.
CG Golum vs. CG Yoda (Score:5, Funny)
Other than that, CG Golum is a computer generated image mapped on top of an actor, which makes his movements a lot more realistic. Or maybe they just got a really ugly person to play Golum
If CG Golum and CG Yoda got in a fight (Score:2, Funny)
Re:If CG Golum and CG Yoda got in a fight (Score:4, Funny)
Re:If CG Golum and CG Yoda got in a fight (Score:2)
Re:lotr is great (Score:2, Insightful)
ILM has done this (not Lucas AFAIK) in The Mummy Returns, and it looked terrible. They shot about 50 guys on horseback and cloned them into something like 8000. They also did CGI versions of the Anubis warrior swarms, they weren't a helluva lot better, but they were more consistent and beliveable.
[WETA] is heralded by many, but have Lucas do the same with the Clones and many complaing about the fakeness, coldness, overkill, or some other nonesense by many others.
George Lucas's philosophy is more about the fact that he CAN do something, not whether he SHOULD. He hates to shoot film because he cannot change it as easily as a digital image. He hates the traditional production process because he was always an editor first, a director second, third, fourth, hell, maybe even never. He lives in the editing room where the film is assembled, and if he wants to change something now he can call it up on the computer and just drop it in. He can change his mind 24 times a second and never have to commit to an idea or an image. For Christ's sake, he shoots with actors for a couple of hours, gets 4 or 5 takes, then has some CG plebe compositor spend days cutting and pasting one take's eyes over another take's nose over yet a third take's mouth, instead of SHOOTING ANOTHER TAKE and DIRECTING the actor to do it the way he wants! And the actors know this; it's no wonder the performances blow, they're not motivated to do better because they know George will just cut their heads off and paste it onto another body. The same applies to the fully CG characters; CG Yoda can jump and spin and slash with the best of them, but he can't evoke emotion because Frank Oz wasn't there on the set to provide it, and the other actors don't get the benefit of that feedback. Look back at Star Wars, Empire, and Jedi; for all their faults, they felt a lot more real because George & Co. had to do it for real, the old-fashioned way, and make a decision and stick with it.
Peter Jackson, OTOH, will do another take, or 10, to get the right performance from a real actor. He'll construct a (partial) set for them to perform in, instead of standing around a blue stage with blue cubes substituting for furniture. He'll have a stand-in or the real voice actor on stage to do the scene instead of having the actors look at a ping pong ball on a stick. He will push technology to deliver new images, but he will stick with an image that works and not change it because he can. He doesn't complain about shooting film or working on a year-long shooting schedule, or make elaborate, bullshit excuses for not doing something the old way, or self-aggrandizing statements about how he's changing the entire industry for the better. He has 100 times the respect for the art of filmmaking that George Lucas has, and won't abandon a perfectly good tradition simply because there's a new way to do something.
And think about this: by the time Episode III is done (2 years after LOTR is), the two trilogies will have cost about the same, but LOTR will also have a real STORY with real CHARACTERS played by real, talented, motivated ACTORS, something that CGI cannot deliver. Nor, it seems, George Lucas.
He can't win can he ;-).
Dunno, he seems to have the most toys, maybe they've been lying to us about that. :-)
And personally, I would've loved it if David Lean were still alive; he would've hired 100,000 extras in costumes and filmed it FOR REAL! :)
Re:lotr is great (Score:2)
So many scenes in Clones were obviously shot in front of blue screens. The directing was bland, and the whole movie felt farted out on an assembly line to me. "Stand the actors up like paper dolls in front of a screen; we'll finish the movie later on our computers."
Just my opinion.
Re:lotr is great ? so what ! (Score:2)
LOTR is exciting, uses lots of CGI and the geek factor is high. I really can't wait untill the twin towers. When Hollywood makes great movies like this the whole MPAA trying to take away our rights thing doesn't sound so bad...
Holywood deserves pay for its products (cool or shity, as their costumers decides).
Holywood does not deserve to get control of every type of indormation exchange and information processing and usage, wether legal or not, wether movie related or not just because they need to protect their bottom line.
They are acting like a cancerous cell, which for it's own minute purpose will eat all the systems of it's sorounding organism. And (the US) society's immune system does nothing to stop them so far.
So yes, LOTR movies are nice (I personally am not so excited by CGI and special effects. A good story is more important IMHO), but this price is way too high. I will not pay it, and the world cannot pay it.
If the US cannot restrain its' media corporations, the rest of the world will find other means of information exchange and processing. To the ultimate loss of the US.
Re:PJ's Version Is Disappointing (Score:5, Interesting)
I know I'll catch a lot of flak for this, but here goes:
I really enjoyed the books, and would not even begin to compare a movie to them for the wholeness and the granularity of the story. Even so, the book offers unfair advantages. Tolkien can say "his eyes flashed" and you make it happen, which is why turning a popular work into a movie is so difficult. Peter James does a great job with the material. I particularly can't wait to see the Ents, as I would like to see a tree that wasn't a tree.
Moving into the dangerous ground, Tolkien wrote some great work, but his books require great imagination to fill in the holes. Tolkien's time scale was never very concise(on the mountain, turn around, in the mine...) and the spaces in his book sometimes leave you wanting for some accounting (Frodo suddently ages twenty-seven years without any significant events?)
Don't get me wrong; I love the books, and the story. So don't shoot me.
Re:PJ's Version Is Disappointing (Score:3, Informative)
Re:PJ's Version Is Disappointing (Score:4, Funny)
This is exactly what I'm fearing about the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy adaptation.
How do you film something that's described like, "The Vogon ship hung low in the sky in exactly the way that bricks don't."
...?
Re:PJ's Version Is Disappointing (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:PJ's Version Is Disappointing (Score:2)
I feel that Tolkien's primary writing interests (i.e. the kinds of passages that he enjoyed writing the most, vs. the ideas that he was most interested in conveying) were pastoral and historical, vs. spectacle.
Referring to his "on fairy stories" essay (sorry, don't have it in front of me), he describes one of his favorite effects as evoking the sense of something without filling in all the details (which would reduce it to the mundane). In fact, if there is anything that I find stingy abut Tolkien's writing, it is his brevity of description in the (for lack of a better term) action/otherwise-awe-inspiring sequences (on the plus side, this leaves one hungry for more).
Movies, OTOH, are a much more visceral and literal medium - and lend themselves directly to spectacle in a way that books never do - so I see it as a natural change for the films to focus on the visually awe-inspiring end of things, vs. encompassing the (almost never-ending) detail of the novels, much of which doesn't lend itself to a visual presentation.
So, while I'd certainly sit through a 45-hour, page-faithful version of LOTR, I'd also have to admit that it would almost inevitably make lousy viewing!
Anyway, I enjoyed the fast pacing of FOTR; I thought it helped lend a urgency to the film that would have evaporated were they spending too much - or any! - time sitting around discussing Beren and Luthien.
Re:PJ's Version Is Disappointing (Score:2)
this, is actually(most of the times) the most distinct seperation between 'pulp' and 'heavy duty literature' (i lack better english words, sry).
the more detailed the telling is to little irrelevant details the less the writer has to tell about the actualy story and less the reader has to imagine, making reading faster. you can probably read all the harry potters faster than lotr(silmarillion not even counted..), even though the latest harry potter is very thick as to what comes to thickness, which is what most people use as meter to how hard the book is for the reader(whic, of course has nothing to do with reality but that's how people meter things).
sometimes you can't imagine a 30page short story to be fitted in 3 hour movie, while sometimes you could except 300page novel fit in the same space easily.. i've stopped hoping for straight-direct-very-honest movie versions of some good books because they would be most of the time just plain impossible, it's much easier to imagine the process to go the other way around since books can be more forgiving, you can explain that 2.5hour movien in few pages easily and focus on the parts that you want.
i like both pulp and 'non-pulp' literature, depending heavily on the book, you can do both very crappy too.
Re:PJ's Version Is Disappointing (Score:2, Insightful)
But c'mon. Where else are you going to hear Sindarin, Quenya, Dwarvish SUNG in a choir? The Lament for Gandalf, sung in Elvish? DANG!
Where else are you going to see Barad-dur or Orthanc, or Minas Tirith? Or Shadowfax, or the Argonath? Or Fangorn, or Minas Morgul, the Dead Marshes, Oliphants, Fell Beasts, Balrogs, Nazgul!
PANT PANT PANT...
Disappointing?!!? You been smoking the pipeweed?
Re:PJ's Version Is Disappointing (Score:5, Insightful)
1. It's too fast! They left out too much stuff!
You need to keep one thing in mind: this movie is not a "book moved to the silver-screen". It's a movie adaptation of a book. Movies and books are completely different kinds of media. Movies are a visual media that can be only few hours long. Books rely on the imagination of the reader, and they can be of any length. You can spend, days, weeks, months reading a book. And because of that, the book can be full of characters and details. That's just not possible in a movie. Movie of a book WILL be different, that is a fact. They will be different for the simple reason that books and movies are completely different medias.
2. Where's Tom Bombadil?
Tom Bombadil had nothing to do with the story. He would have just made the movie longer (20 minutes?), and the movie was already as long as it could be. What would they then remove from the story in order to fit in a Bombadil-sidetrack? And I don't know about you, but Tom Bombadil would have looked stupid in the movie
3. What's the deal with Arwen/Glorfindel?
Glorfindel had no major role in the book. You could remove him, and it would not change the story one bit. Arwens character needed to be widened, so that viewers would have at least one female character. And besides, had they handled Arwen like they did in the books, they would have mentioned Arwen in one half-sentence, and then, in the third part, Aragorn suddenly marries her! Viewers would have been too confused.
4. But the movie ends differently than the book does!
Yes it does. For the simple reason that the books ending would not work in a movie. Movie needs a climax in the end. In the book, there was no real climax. It was spread between the end of first book and the beginning of the second. That would not work in a movie.
5. But they changes Saruman as well!
Read my first point. Saruman was a complex character. They needed to simplify him for the movie. a few hours long movie simply doesn't have the luxury a book does when it comes to complex characters.
Seriously: you seem like one of those fanatics who think that "any change to the book = bad!". They needed to make changes to the book in order to make a movie out of it. Had they not made any changes, each episode would be about 20 hours long, cost about one billion each and be a commercial flop.
Re:PJ's Version Is Disappointing (Score:2)
If something doesn't add to the story doesn't automatically mean that it shouldn't be there. But if that "something" doesn't add a thing to the story, but it also requires alot of screen-time, would look stupid, would confuse the viewers... Then it has to go. Bil the Pony doesn't take screen-time, doesn't look stupid nor does it confuse the viewers, so it can stay.
Re:PJ's Version Is Disappointing (Score:4, Interesting)
> Putting the elf on the horse with Frodo:
a) Equestrian types complaining about horses under the influence of thousand-year-old mystic spirits... should learn to suspend their disbelief; why wouldn't these horses be enchanted in special, performance-enhancing ways? Or is Mordor above the use of magic steroids?
b) putting someone else on the horse with Frodo
Actually, this works to enhance the tension regarding whether or not Frodo will take the ring at the Council. If he had already shown that degree of courage (at the river), then the moment of taking ont he burden of the ring would be less dramatic. It's all about visually-depicting drama, which is very different from verbally-depicted drama.
> the movie ends differently than the book does. NOOOOOOOO!!
I believe the prior comment referred to the FOTR movie, which took its ending from the beginning of TTT. We dont know exactly how ROTK (or TTT!) will end yet - because it's not out yet! sure, PJ said that the Scouring won't happen, but that doesn't eliminate Frodo going to the Havens (which to my mind is more important to the themes you mention than the Scouring).
> But the change Saruman as well. This is pretty stupid.
Actually, this simplifies the newbie audience's understanding of the villains in a very useful way; Saruman = a big henchman + Sauron is the biggest villain. Having them in opposition to one another would very confusing, esp. as Sauron's influence is only shown indirectly (through his minions) in the Third Age - he's never actually in the same scene! Whether this works can be disagreed with, but it's certainly not an unmotivated, useless change.
> The worse change is Aragon. The film variety is a complete wimp next to the book.
In the book we are able to learn a _lot_ of backstory on Aragorn via stories, _many_ dialogue asides, and also the appendices. For the movie, they moved this character arc (of taking on the role of king, which in the book was more or less determined at the Council of Elrond, with everything else filled in later via dialogue) into the story that they could show (movies that show = good movies; movies that tell = dull movies.). So... look for Aragorn to "grow" into his destined role as king.
> Ents are also annoyed that the they saved the day in the _Two_Towers_ but got less than a second in the trailer.
Hope you're being facetious with this one - the ents are going to be the big visual surprise for those who know about them, and a complete surprise for those who don't! That's why it's a trailer, vs. a "sampler".
arggh, should be getting work done...
Re:PJ's Version Is Disappointing (Score:2)
Can you name the seven sons of Fëanor? His mother? His father?
No, no, and no.
His significance, even?
Didn't he make the Silmarils or something?
I really wanted to like PJ's version of LOTR, but it was too fast.
That's because it was, wait for it, a MOVIE. You can't put everything from the book in the movie, unless you want a 36 hour film. Now, I know that you'd love that, but the rest of us wouldn't. They can't make enough money from people like you to justify a 36 hour movie. Sorry.
Too bad about Tom B.
Why? Tom Bombadil and the even more ridiculous Goldberry might be the biggest flaws in all the books. Every time I reread the series, I skim over the whole Bombadil fiasco until they get to Bree. When I heard they were leaving T.B. out of the movie, I breathed a huge sigh of relief.
Re:When will Pixar make a non G rated Movie (Score:3, Insightful)
You can use fuzzy logic to govern group-battles. By the same line of reasoning, it shoud be similarly probable to use the said engines to govern "actors" and "actresses" in pornographic productions.
I suppose it will just take some time for the price of this sort of computing to come down to the porn-budget, or for people to make porn with such high budget that they will be able to do this.
I would not be surprised if the exact same kind of setup / method is used to generate CGI pornography several years down the line.
Have to wonder, though - will the
applauding CGI pr0n (Score:3, Funny)
Well, that gives a whole new meaning to "the sound of one hand clapping"...
Re:When will Pixar make a non G rated Movie (Score:2)
I'd have modded you up. (Score:2)
Firstly, the Two Towers trailer features music cribbed from the movie Requiem for a Dream. This movie has, as it's climax, a harrowing scene involving Jennifer Connelly's smackhead character being forced to use a double-ended dildo on another nameless girl for the benefit of a crowd of leering men. The direction hollered at them being "Ass to Ass"
Now, the conversation on this article got on to CGI porn, the logical progression of realistic looking CGI scenes. So, why not use the technical ability of the people behind the FX for The Two Towers, and suggest a reinactment of the scene from Requiem?
It's a very clever posting, and deserves to be modded higher.
Re:I'd have modded you up. (Score:2)
Kintanon
Are They Serious? (Score:2, Insightful)
We believe that Peter Jackson and New Line Cinema's actions are in fact hate speech. The movie is intentionally being named The Two Towers in order to capitalize on the tragedy of September 11.
Um, you don't think maybe it was named for the book written like 30 years ago?
Re:OCR! (Score:2)
Bad Taste! (Score:2)
"You'll never guess what i had to do"
"Um, drink some sick?"
"I'm coming to get you fellas!"
Sorry, couldn't resist. A masterpiece of modern cinema that was.