Face Transplants On The Way 214
kwertii writes "A British surgeon claims face transplants are just a few months off. The procedure "could involve a patient being given new lips, chin, ears, nose, skin and bone from a recently deceased person." The problem? Surveys indicate that very few people are willing to donate their face. Would you?"
Sadly (Score:5, Insightful)
correction (Score:1)
Then, for sure, people will sell their face so their families can have the money.
Re:Sadly (Score:4, Funny)
I mean, come on... everyone should have the opportunity to look as good as me.
This is a duplicate (Score:3, Informative)
Re:This is a duplicate (Score:1)
Why don't the higher-ups at
- Peter
Re:This is a duplicate (Score:1)
*goes to look for +5 mods from t'other day*
"Uh... well, I don't know where Michael Jackson got his face from, but the nose is obviously from another planet."
"I think this face transplanting has been going on for quite some time. Why, as a student I would go out to a bar and go home with a beautiful stunner. But, next day her face had been 'transplanted' leaving the stunner with the face of a munter.
Yes, it's a slow day
Not Deja Vu (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Not Deja Vu (Score:2)
In your face! (Score:5, Informative)
Re:In your face! (Yes, OT I know) (Score:2)
Maybe the repeats on slashdot are intentional and allow the many users who weren't logged on when the story was on the front page to catch up on the state of the world.
Hmmm ... (Score:5, Funny)
and the article doesn't mention (Score:1)
Re:Hmmm ... (Score:2)
*sigh*
I know what you all are thinking (Score:1, Troll)
Deja View (Score:5, Funny)
"What?"
"Nothing... just a deja vu."
"What exactly did you see?"
"Uh... an article was posted, then the exact same article was posted again."
"Are you sure it was the same article?"
"Pretty sure, yeah. What's wrong?"
"A deja vu is a glitch in Slashdot. It happens when they change something..."
Re:Deja View (Score:2)
Re:Deja View (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Deja View (Score:1, Troll)
Re:Deja View (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Deja View (Score:1)
Thanks for the laugh, i needed that....
Re:Deja View (Score:1)
Jeezus
Re:Deja View (Score:1)
"Are you saying I can dodge spelling errors?
"No, Neo. I'm saying that when the time comes, you won't have to."
Re:Deja View (Score:1, Offtopic)
So how do you all feel about the new ones coming out? all hype or the real deal?
What is Slashdot? (Score:2)
In my opinion, there's so much fantastic original material from artists like Poppy Z. Brite and Neil Gaiman on their website [whatisthematrix.com], that I don't even care how the sequels turn out. Although I do hope for the best of course and am rather excited for the trailers to start appearing...
This is getting out of hand. (Score:5, Insightful)
http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/1
If it's a repost of an old article, it's understandable.. but articles that are still on the front page? C'mon guys, there's just no excuse for that.
Re:This is getting out of hand. (Score:2)
Re:This is getting out of hand. (Score:2)
This would certainly help
Oh, was that a pun too? Excellent.
Re:This is getting out of hand. (Score:1)
Re:This is getting out of hand. (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:This is getting out of hand. (Score:3, Funny)
Or maybe they could set up some kind of system to display a list of articles that have already been posted on Slashdot. They could scan through it for articles that look similar.
Oh, wait... [slashdot.org] Or maybe a page that displays summaries [slashdot.org] for the most recently posted articles. Maybe a system like that is too difficult to implement?
Re:This is getting out of hand. (Score:2)
Reminds me of this guy... (Score:3, Funny)
(buh-dump) Thank, you, I'll be here all week.
Karma: Nuetral (Mostly effected by misspeling and tpyos)
Re:Reminds me of this guy... (Score:1)
Face Donations (Score:1)
Imagine filling in 'face' on the back of your driver's license...
sig?
Why not? (Score:5, Funny)
Sure, the dead have no more use for a face than a liver. If you want my face [earthlink.net], your desperation would no doubt elicit my sympathy (except that I'd be preoccupied with the whole being dead business).
Re:Why not? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Why not? (Score:1)
check this out Tupac Announces Tour in Support of New CD [dailyprobe.com]
See, If tupac can still make cd's and tour, maybe we will still need our faces
Re:Why not? (Score:2)
1) They'll check for rejection first (DUH!)
2) They'll make sure that they at least get the right skin colour.
3) You can probably so "no" if you don't like the guy's face.
4) The face won't look the same, due to the fact that the flesh and bones will shape the face.
5) If you still don't like it, GET A FACE LIFT
Karma: Excellent (Mostly affected by being served with fava beans and a nice Chianti)
hmm (Score:3, Funny)
They but a new face on this story. [slashdot.org]
Then re-used it
I donated blood yesterday.... (Score:1)
I wouldn't donate my face, because that could traumatize my family, or the new owner.
I'll donate my organs, but don't track me down and carve me up while I'm still alive please...
I'd also donate my brain, but we need to develop that procedure still...
Re:I donated blood yesterday.... (Score:2)
Taco (Score:1)
Farkin' A! (Score:1, Troll)
Transplanted... (Score:2, Funny)
Can the face be put ANYWHERE? (Score:1)
Re:Can the face be put ANYWHERE? (Score:1)
I'm still wondering if that's a good or a bad thing.
sig(h)
Re:Can the face be put ANYWHERE? (Score:1)
Slashdot (Score:1, Funny)
Renews for nerds. Stuff that rematters
No. (Score:2)
I am planning to give any vital organs I may still have after I am dead but I refuse the reste to become consummer goods.
If people want a face, I guess plastic surgery is a better option.
Re:No. (Score:2)
this article was on the late night news where I live last night... there's this poor girl in england that was in a fire as a toddler, her face was extremely badly mutilated. In cases like this, there is only so much plastic surgery can do... plus the poor thing has to get skin grafts every month or too.
-- james
I liked mfago's thinking (Score:2, Troll)
I LOVE SLASHDOT (Score:1)
what a way to end a boring day at work
In Gor there's something called 'face stripping' (Score:2)
Re:In Gor there's something called 'face stripping (Score:5, Funny)
Oy vey. I read that as "face striping" and started postulating redundant arrays of inexpensive faces.
"I'm not a hypocrite - my face is simply configured for RAIF 1".
Test (Score:2)
I can see someone forgetting an old story that was posted. Maybe even something as young as a month, really. And I can see two posts being placed at the same time because the left hand didn't know what the right hand was doing. But almost precisely 24 hours apart? That's wonderful!
Face Transplants On The Way [slashdot.org]
On Thursday November 28, @11:55AM with 36 comments
kwertii writes "A British surgeon claims face transplants are just a few months off. The procedure "could involve a patient being given new lips, chin, ears,...
Section: Main [slashdot.org] > News [slashdot.org]
Getting More Face Time [slashdot.org]
On Wednesday November 27, @12:07PM with 239 comments
ApharmdB writes "The BBC has a story about the possibility of performing face transplants within the year. Obviously, people are worried about the ethical...
Section: Science [slashdot.org] > Science [slashdot.org]
Happy Thanks-Duping!!! (Score:1)
From CNN... (Score:1)
Transplants tend to mean danger, (Score:1)
If you've ever known anyone that's had problems with rejection/anti-rejection drugs, you would know how dangerous transplants can really be.
I guess the point that I'm getting at is that the risks are too high involving face transplants, perhaps if you were Michael Jackson I could see why you would need one. It did well for John Travolta and Nicholas Cage though.
Re:Transplants tend to mean danger, (Score:2)
low scores today (Score:1)
and this is the scary part (Score:1)
Not to mention that this kind of surgery could make the Face Dancer spies from Dune a reality...
All I have to say is... (Score:2)
Murder just got easier (Score:1)
Even better...kill someone, donate your face.
i'm not so concerned (Score:2)
About who would want to donate their face as much as I would be about who would want to go around with a dead person's face. But then I look at the Micheal Jackson and/or Cher pics, and it suddenly all makes sense.
Time for Slashack already? (Score:1)
Duplicate articles, duplicate posts! (Score:1, Troll)
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How about modular faces you can switch out at will?
Tom Cruise on Monday...
Brad Pitt on Tuesday...
Weird Al on Wednsday...
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Why do I imagine that Michael Jackson was the tragically unsuccessful guinea pig for most of this experimentation? It would explain so much. Trying to give that poor man the face of some long dead woman
Inside a dark room, the man who calls himself Linux Torvalds awakes.
Linus: What...what has happened to me?
Stands up, groggily making his way to the mirror - but what looks back at him isn't his face, it's...Steve Balmer!
Linus: Nooooooo!
Meanwhile, thousands of miles away at Linuxworld....
Hacker (in crowd): Hey, is it just me, but did Linus gain like 300 pounds?
Hacker2: Totally. The guy needs to go back on his mac n' cheese diet.
On the stage, a man who's face looks like Linus's is jumping about the stage, clapping his hands.
Steve: Developers, developers, developers....!
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It's not just the flesh, it's the bone that shapes your face for the most part. That's why they can make those clay facial recreations when they find an unidentified skeleton. And that's also why Face/Off was so ridiculous...
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I think this face transplanting has been going on for quite some time. Why, as a student I would go out to a bar and go home with a beautiful stunner. But, next day her face had been 'transplanted' leaving the stunner with the face of a munter.
Plunger (Score:1)
Always found it quite amusing that their faces come off so easily.. I would think a slight nudge would then dislodge anyone's face...
Face/Off (Score:2)
The name of the movie is stupidly enough, not "Face Off." It is "Face/Off [imdb.com]."
I am hideously irritated by brand logos that include punctuation and extraneous characters in lieu of letters, like those worthless tee-vee shows Arli$$ and The $treet. "H4x0r" kids are bad enough, but does TV Guide really have to emulate those "clever" little title-designs in print?
And yes, that squishy noise was pretty amusing.
startrek (Score:1)
Hmmz... I wonder where I can find a body of one of those anyway?
Ebay maybe?
sigh(h)
Oh yeah, baby (Score:2)
What kind of sick individual would use this procedure if it was available? And who would touch them with even a 10 foot pole if they did?
And then, it all becomes clear: Michael Jackson
Re:Oh yeah, baby (Score:2)
Do you feel stupid now?
Reminds me of William Gibson... (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Reminds me of William Gibson... (Score:2)
Reason enough to... (Score:2)
michael jackson (Score:1)
New record! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:New record! (Score:2)
How do you know that's not already the case with these two articles?
Re:New record! (Score:2)
Same joke, just as funny (Score:2)
I can only think of one person that will benefit. (Score:2)
-1, Redundant (Score:1)
Hmmm... (Score:2)
Good news for shady businesses! (Score:2)
Botox! (Score:2, Funny)
Geeze... (Score:2)
this is thanksgiving, i give thanks that slashdot is here at all.
What happens... (Score:2)
"No you got it all wrong wiseguy! I am not Sammy the fish! I just look exactly like him right down to the one of a kind tattto on my cheek....
Bam! Bam!.....
Re:What happens... (Score:2)
What's next? (Score:5, Funny)
(shudders)
93 comments... (Score:2)
Maybe carousel came early this year.
DOH! (Score:2)
My girlfriend is works in cosmetic surgery, so thinking she might be interested i just fowarded the link to her. Unfortunately, she has also got a pig ugly face, and I am scared that she may take it the wrong way....
Can't have an open casket? (Score:2)
This is useful for very disfigured people only (Score:2)
Sign me up!
This would be interesting however, if they were to use cloned fetal tissue created from your own body, in which case rejection is a non-issue and you could look 18 for the rest of your life.
Cryptic headlines considered harmful (Score:2)
Slashdot Editors, please read this: Microcontent: How to Write Headlines, Page Titles, and Subject Lines [useit.com]
You might get more people to take out paid subscriptions if you offered a more professional service.
"Generic news for the m asses"... (Score:2)
You have to love the BBC. The surgery picture is a generic picture: http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38516000/jpg/_
It could just as easily be for a news story entitled "Descending colon transplants from hyenas 'on the Horizon'"...
-- Terry
Warning to be passed along to all travelers! (Score:2)
This crime appears to be occurring in large cities and apparently is well known to the police community. Here is a typical scenario.
Business traveler goes to a bar after a long day at work, and while sitting there, meets a fairly attractive young woman and they hit it off.
Next thing he knows, he wakes up in a strange hotel room, he's flopped in a chair and his head is wrapped in a bandage. Written in lipstick a note on the table reads: "call 911, and don't touch your face!"
He calls 911 on the phone next to the chair. He tells the 911 operator his story; she already knows where he's going with this and in fact has already called for paramedics to race to his hotel room.
She tells him to very carefully reach in through the bandage and touch his chin. She asks if he can feel a five o'clock shadow. He does this and tells her he feels something more like steak.
The operator tells him to remain calm, stay in the chair and not to move, the paramedics are on their way. Apparently this is not another crime of organ harvesting....but this time, the havesting of the faces. Because of the demand for face transplants and the shortage of faces, there's now a flourishing black market in face harvesting.
For now this traveler is masked and awaiting his own face transplant. Lucky for him, the black market is thriving. He probably won't have to wait too long for another traveler to meet a nice looking young woman in a bar so he can have a new face.
The first customer (Score:2)
"Osama bin..errrr John."
No, I wouldn't (Score:2)
Hell no! I'm far too ugly to be donating my face. Just like people who die of heart attacks shouldn't donate their hearts and people with skin cancer shouldn't donate their skin, ugly people should not donate their faces.
Re:Way to go, slashdot janitor (Score:1, Funny)
1. They can't spell, and do absolutely no grammar or spelling correction.
2. They don't do any research to ensure correctness. Duplicate stories, and complete falsehoods are posted as if they are new, valid articles.
3. The only real purpose of the Slashdot Janitorial Team is to give a 'thumbs up' or 'thumbs down' to stories. An monkey with a diaper could do the same job, and make less of a mess of things.
4. The only occasional worthwhile actions of the janitors is fixing the dying MySQL system. They've created a horribly designed database, and are trying to run a pathetic excuse for a relational DB on a second class OS. This system breaks constantly, and occasionally the slashdot janitors manage to fix it within the hour.
There you have it. Proof that slashdot editors are really just janitors.
Re:Way to go, slashdot janitor (Score:2)
When it comes down to it, I know a good number of janitors and service-industry employees with whom I'd rather associate than CS or IS majors.
I'd rather be 'just' a janitor than a prick.
Re:Perhaps we should get him a (Score:2)
graspee