Darth Vader Sculpture on Washington National Cathedral 293
Michael Breeden writes "Star Wars has apparently taken another step in becoming part of our national history. The Washington National Cathedral, during its expansion, has placed a sculpture of Darth Vader's head into the carvings around one of the exterior arches. This space is normally reserved for grotesques (gargoyles), and ol' Darth seems to have fit the bill. "
This violates the separation of church and state! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:This violates the separation of church and stat (Score:2)
Says you!
A national house of prayer for all people. So even athiests have a place to pray, right?
Seems like the Jedi faith is making significant headway in the USA, unlike some places. [slashdot.org]
Re:This violates the separation of church and stat (Score:3, Insightful)
Hey.. it's hard to get a legitimately funny post up as first post too!
Re:This violates the separation of church and stat (Score:2, Funny)
Re:This violates the separation of church and stat (Score:5, Informative)
Re:This violates the separation of church and stat (Score:2, Interesting)
If you visit the cathedral, they have a printed self guided tour of the gargoyles with some history and locations of some of the more interesting ones.
Re:This violates the separation of church and stat (Score:2, Funny)
Re:This violates the separation of church and stat (Score:4, Interesting)
There is nothing wrong with a Church recognizing a head of state, even a head from an evil empire. A church can also endorse or suppress the U.S. government, within the limits of law.
The U.S. government can also give money, tanks, cheese, or anything else to churches. But it has to do so without preference to any single church.
This is one fallacy often used in discussions about government programs which might give money to private or church-operated schools. Most common is a "voucher" system, where parents get a voucher for a child's education, and they can give that voucher to whatever school they want the kid to attend (and the school then gets the specified amount of money for the service). If a parent chooses a Catholic, Jewish, or SubGenius school, that is no more relevant than if the money goes to a public or private school.
Another oddity recently showed up in news reports: a Catholic church leader urging tax increases for funding of "social programs". Well, a non-profit agency doing lobbying is not allowed. Also, if a church wants to have the State take money from people then that church should stop accepting donations and use only that money from the State which is considered to be so important that it must be taken from people by force rather than being donated. But the U.S. government can not show preference -- so all churches would get such funds. I haven't heard that church leader considering the effects of forcing people give money.
Re:This violates the separation of church and stat (Score:2, Insightful)
Right on! Ditto for freedom of speech and habeus corpus. Just ask anyone in the Bush administration.
--Fighting trolls with trolls since 1999.
and stat (Score:2)
Re:This violates the separation of church and stat (Score:3, Informative)
For example - George Bush without the "W". Quote (from a 1999 interview): "I trully believe that an atheist cannot be a citizen of this great country".
So is his favourite pet Tony B. He got asked the question about his support for creationism in the house of commons and he could not answer.
Mirror it here (Score:2)
Oh they are so dead. Please tell me someone got a copy.
Distributed Mirrors Project link [man.ac.uk]
I'm speechless (Score:3, Insightful)
I've been to the National Cathedral... it's a beautiful place, even for pagans such as myself. Why would they carve a Darth Vader into the arches?
I'm sorry, but I just find this amazingly stupid. Maybe someone could enlighten me as to why this was done? The page seems to be
Re:I'm speechless (Score:5, Interesting)
The woman who gave the tour also said that there were other modern images and characters on the exterior of the structure, though I forget what they were.
Re:I'm speechless (Score:3, Funny)
No, he's from Tatooine. Geez, Americans want to take credit for everything!
Re: I'm speechless (Score:5, Informative)
I also enjoyed their rationale. Heh. It's even sort of true, if you replace "evil" with "mythical monsters".
"Centuries ago, on our cathedrals, grotesques were intended to symbolize the evil that existed outside the church. Today, Darth Vader is an excellent example of evil in our times."
Re: I'm speechless (Score:3, Insightful)
Where did you get that quote? It's wrong. (Score:3, Interesting)
This is incorrect. The gargoyles were designed to scare away evil spirits. Darth Vader was evil, and that is a concept that's completely different, and therefore not consistent with the traditional gargoyles.
Hmm... if they did it without his helmet, you could perhaps make a case that it is sufficiently grotesque!
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Despite the writeup, I don't believe this story is remotely new. During the later construction, the designers held a contest for children to design gargoyles. The third-place winner designed a Darth Vader figure. It was probably up when you visited.
Incidentally, it's perfectly in keeping with the practices of European and older American cathedrals, just much less old.
Re:I'm speechless (Score:5, Informative)
As Washington National Cathedral approached completion, the west towers rose towards the sky, striking toward heaven. During the building a startling idea was hatched: hold a competition for children to design decorative sculpture for the Cathedral.
Darth Vader Drawing
Word of the competition was spread nationwide through National Geographic World Magazine. The third-place winner was Christopher Rader, with his drawing of that fearful villain, Darth Vader. The fierce head was sculpted by Jay Hall Carpenter, carved by Patrick J. Plunkett and placed high upon the northwest tower of the Cathedral...
To see pics, go here Google Image Search [google.com]
You can also search on 'cathedral kid' in Google Images, the kid that drew it is about half way down.
What else? (Score:2)
Re:I'm speechless (Score:5, Funny)
Though the Darth Vader head is new to me there has been a much scarier human "gargoyle" has been there for many years. This human gargoyle is a LAWYER. For a brief history of gargoyles check this out [geocities.com] Some info about the human "gargoyle" is near the bottom.
Re:I'm speechless (Score:5, Interesting)
Darth is definitely on the Cathedral. They have a whole lot of other secrets everywhere in that building. It would make a nice coffee table book.
From my understanding all cathedrals have small little secrets like this. They are sort of like "Easter Eggs" in programs. Something spiffy and neat if you know where to look for it.
My favorite story about the National Cathedral (and 100% true)is that the faces for the "Genesis" sculpture on the front center doorway were modeled after strippers and waiters from an old Georgetown strip club.
Re:I'm speechless (Score:5, Funny)
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TWW
Film tycoon buys ticket to heaven (Score:5, Funny)
(Parody? Perhaps....)
Obviously a fan (Score:2)
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Re:I'm speechless (Score:5, Insightful)
"To Find Darth Vader you have to leave the building through the ramp entrance. This is located at the northwest corner of the nave, through the double wooden doors of Lincoln Bay. Go down the ramp, and step into the parking lot. Then, turn around and look back up at the tower closest to you. He is almost impossible to see ithout the assistance of binoculars."
Something tells me the "addition" isn't exactly an eyesore.
Re:Are you actually pagan (Score:2)
hosed. (Score:4, Funny)
Hosed or choked? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:hosed. (Score:5, Funny)
/. IS from the darkside! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:hosed. (Score:4, Funny)
Luke... (Score:5, Funny)
more SW (mis)quotes (Score:2)
Obi-Wan: That's no church. It's a space station.
Han Solo: Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
Darth Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Darth Maul: At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. -Darth Maul's whole script
that's nothing... (Score:5, Funny)
Mixing of religions? (Score:3, Funny)
Slashdot Sin? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Slashdot Sin? (Score:2)
I'm wondering just what goes on at this church. My employer's proxy is blocking the site!
Re:Slashdot Sin? (Score:2)
Re:Slashdot Sin? (Score:2)
As You Walk By it Says..... (Score:2, Troll)
"You are part of the anti-war movement, and traitor!"
Luke... (Score:5, Funny)
Darth Vader ... What about a Klingon head? (Score:2, Funny)
forgot.
What about a Romulan statue stabbing jesus with a phaser right above the alter?
Darth could be on the other side with the light saber with angels of long dead jedi coming down...
Sorry, I digress into blasephemy and damn its fun!
Re:Darth Vader ... What about a Klingon head? (Score:2)
Because he ran out of phaser bullets, right?
Stabbed with a phaser... (Score:3, Funny)
Two dead boys started a fight.
Back to back, they faced each other,
Turned around, drew their swords, and shot each other.
A deaf policeman hear the noise,
And he arrested the two dead boys.
Your server.... (Score:5, Funny)
Google Cache (Score:2, Informative)
Darth's been there for a while (Score:2, Informative)
Nothing new--it's been there since the 1980s (Score:4, Informative)
The winner was a smiling gargoyle toting an umbrella.
Mirror; news? (Score:2)
Incidentally, this isn't new, is it? The cathedral was completed fairly recently, and this gargoyle was added as part of the contruction process. I could swear I heard about this when the original trilogy was still coming out.
Mirrors (Score:5, Informative)
Archive.org mirror:
http://web.archive.org/web/2002060718373
Google archive:
http://216.239.51.100/search?q=cache:1i
Not much faster, though. Wasn't this posted a long time ago?
Re:Mirrors (Score:5, Funny)
Sure. In a galaxy far far away...
Commandments #11 & 12 (Score:4, Funny)
Thou shalt not slashdot thy neighbor's server.
On a similar note (Score:5, Interesting)
And this year the artist admitted it: it IS in fact Dob Dylan.
(It's true! Pity I don't have a link)
Re:On a similar note (Score:5, Informative)
I do. [pvv.ntnu.no]
(Also see Google. [google.com])
News? (Score:3, Informative)
Stone 'easter eggs' (Score:5, Informative)
And it's a nice complement to the chunk of moon rock in the 'creation' stained glass window there also.
Green Man (Score:2, Interesting)
But in a Christian church, a bit silly.
Why it's there...(from the Google cache) (Score:5, Informative)
Word of the competition was spread nationwide through National Geographic World Magazine. The third-place winner was Christopher Rader, with his drawing of that fearful villain, Darth Vader. The fierce head was sculpted by Jay Hall Carpenter, carved by Patrick J. Plunkett and placed high upon the northwest tower of the Cathedral...
St. Anakin (Score:5, Funny)
Vader was there long, long ago... (Score:5, Informative)
http://www.stoneguild.com/m_plunkett.htm
Not Darth Vader! (Score:5, Funny)
Knight Envy (Score:5, Interesting)
If we had our own, *real* King Arthur (or as real as King Arthur was, anyways...) would we be clamoring so much for George Lucas' pre-fab techno Arthuriana?
Re:Knight Envy (Score:3, Funny)
Jedi "faith"- answer is cloning! (Score:2)
The "Jedi faith"...
(pardon while I recover from my laughing fit)
...could probably gain some credibility and new members if they cloned a couple kids. New membership would come, of course, mostly from the cloning, since I doubt "Jedi faith" members reproduce, and not due to "spiritual beliefs".
On the plus side, we'd also finally have real legislation against cloning, mighty fast!
Re:Jedi "faith"- answer is cloning! (Score:2)
My Mirror (Score:2)
Mirror [martin-studio.net]
an appropriate message of the day (Score:2, Funny)
Re:an appropriate message of the day (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:an appropriate message of the day (Score:3, Interesting)
One could EASILY argue that the American Revolution lead to Emerson's transcendantal ideas, which inspired Nietzsche to create the modern criticism of religion as a tool of enslavement.
UMMm, this has been there for decades (Score:2)
Other Ideas (Score:2)
Of course, why stop there? They could add Agent Smith. Or Dr. Evil.
Or if they're looking for full statues for out front, maybe the Terminatrix. Rrrowr.
Does George Lucas know about this? (Score:2, Insightful)
Devil's Advocate and Ex Nihilo - Turnabout? (Score:3, Interesting)
In the movie the people in the sculpture get a little randy, and "the National Cathedral denounced the film as a grotesque distortion of sacred art."
I suppose if they have Darth in a choirboy outfit leading the procession, Lucasfilms might have a similar case.
Mirror (Score:3, Informative)
Darth Vader at National Cathedral Mirror [archive.org].
If the Cathedral has Vader... (Score:5, Funny)
Article Text (Score:2, Informative)
Word of the competition was spread nationwide through National Geographic World Magazine. The third-place winner was Christopher Rader, with his drawing of that fearful villain, Darth Vader. The fierce head was sculpted by Jay Hall Carpenter, carved by Patrick J
Good work... (Score:2, Funny)
God's gonna be pissed...
Dear God not news: usenet post from 1994 (Score:4, Insightful)
Come on - this was a post from 1994, and the poster doesn't even say THEN that this was new.
This just in (Score:2, Informative)
My favorite Nat'l Cathedral Gargoyle... (Score:5, Funny)
By far my favorite is a gargoyle facing NCS, the Cathedral-affiliated girl's school. It's carved to resemble a constuction worker lewdly whistling at the nymphets passing by on their way to class...
Last year (Score:2)
I submitted the story to slashdot, but got rejected.
I wish I could recall the website now (complete with CGI pics of the completed structure) but I don't.
IMO it was even cooler than this.
Re:Last year (Score:4, Interesting)
http://forum.mur.at/terminator/
WayBack machine (Score:5, Informative)
Darth Vader [archive.org] It's slow, but works,
Link brought to you by archive.org [archive.org]
Then here's the text only version...
About Darth Vader As Washington National Cathedral approached completion, the west towers rose towards the sky, striking toward heaven. During the building a startling idea was hatched: hold a competition for children to design decorative sculpture for the Cathedral.
Darth Vader Drawing (img.)
Word of the competition was spread nationwide through National Geographic World Magazine. The third-place winner was Christopher Rader, with his drawing of that fearful villain, Darth Vader. The fierce head was sculpted by Jay Hall Carpenter, carved by Patrick J. Plunkett and placed high upon the northwest tower of the Cathedral...
Newspaper Clipping (img.)
Darth Vader Location (img.)
To Find Darth Vader you have to leave the building through the ramp entrance. This is located at the northwest corner of the nave, through the double wooden doors of Lincoln Bay. Go down the ramp, and step into the parking lot. Then, turn around and look back up at the tower closest to you. He is almost impossible to see without the assistance of binoculars.
Way way way up, almost at the top of the tower is a gablet, or small peaked roof, located between the two huge louvered arches. At the bottom of each slope of this gablet is a carved grotesque. Darth Vader is on the north, or right-hand, side. There is a carved skull situated on a gablet much closer to the ground which many people often mistake for Darth Vader. From this skull, Darth Vader is up and to the left.
In other related news... (Score:3, Funny)
He has also reportedly been in quite a lawsuit with Lucifer over his soul, claiming that when he sold it he was promised that the Star Wars prequels would be awesome. Lucifer is countering that they were a slam dunk but Lucas f'd them up by reselling his soul to corporate America.
DMCA? Copyright? (Score:3, Funny)
If we allow the Star Wars saga to be written in stone, how will George Lucas collect royalties from people 10,000 years in the future who gaze at the carvings?
A close up (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Another idea... (Score:2)
Re:Another idea... (Score:3, Funny)
Off to the guillotine with you then.
"I've been called ugly, pug-ugly, fugly, pug-fugly, but never ugly-ugly." [snpp.com]
Re:Gargoyles and Vader are NOT at all alike! (Score:2, Informative)
In this case though, I've not seen the picture mind you, but gargoly
Re:Gargoyles and Vader are NOT at all alike! (Score:2)
Gargoyle does derive from the French word for spout, I believe.
Re:Fastest Slashdot effect in history (Score:4, Informative)
Slashdot -- if it's not a dupe, it's old, or ripped from The Register. Or all three.
Re:Fastest Slashdot effect in history (Score:5, Funny)
I find your lack of bandwidth disturbing...
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