The Hiring, Firing and Re-Hiring of Spider-Man 304
Obiwan Kenobi writes "Remember that rumor that Tobey McGuire was fired and Jake Gyllenhaal was going to be Spider-Man? Well, it's true. According to the LA Times, McGuire's unwillingness to reveal the extent of his back injuries from his last project (Seabiscuit) resulted in a huge power struggle that incurred the wrath of Universal president Ron Meyer (whose daughter is 'coincidentally' dating McGuire), a pissed off Sam Raimi, and a now-fired agent. Interesting read about the politics of making a big budget blockbuster." Really just a gossipy story frankly, but McGuire seems to be in for the sequel despite the back problems.
Banging the boss's daughter... (Score:5, Funny)
Tobey - Do NOT dump this girl. You will pay dearly.
Re:Banging the boss's daughter... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Banging the boss's daughter... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Banging the boss's daughter... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Banging the boss's daughter... (Score:2, Insightful)
I wish I could pull of a stunt like that!
Re:Banging the boss's daughter... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Banging the boss's daughter... (Score:2, Funny)
GROAN... (Score:2)
Re:Banging the boss's daughter... (Score:5, Funny)
And now you're with her dad's agency too.....bad move dude.
RTFA - Not "The Boss's" daughter... (Score:5, Informative)
200 replies and nobody mentioned this?
Re:RTFA - Not "The Boss's" daughter... (Score:3, Informative)
the big mag (Score:5, Informative)
They should leave him fired (Score:5, Funny)
Not what I heard (Score:5, Informative)
I was watching Celebrity Justice just today (don't ask) and it seems that Gylennhahallla was put in because he's dating Dunst and Raimi was upset with McGuire. But before Tobey can come back to play Spiderman (which is what everyone would prefer when attitudes aren't flying) he's now going to have to pass a physical and consider a paycut.
Re:Not what I heard (Score:3, Funny)
Tobey: I have considered, and am going to have to pass on the cut.
Re:Not what I heard (Score:2)
Re:Not what I heard (Score:2)
To which I say: STFU, take some Advil, and get your scrawny Vegan ass back to work.
Seriously, the guy sounds like a dick.
Paycut? (Score:2)
Yeah, I heard that he may have to take several million instead of his usual way too many millions.
Geez. I liked it too. But it is a movie.
Back problems (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Back problems (Score:4, Funny)
Sorry, sorry, I had to.
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Re:Back problems (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Back problems (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Back problems (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Back problems (Score:2)
Interesting Article. (Score:5, Insightful)
Fine, you're a millionaire, this doesn't automatically mean you need to be a prick.. be thankful that someone actually pays to go see your stuff, and realize that without the studios/directors/producers there will be no film, and you woulnd't be getting jack..
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But please, tell me what you really think.
Re:Interesting Article. (Score:5, Funny)
Exactly, being a prick has nothing to do with money. I'm not even close to being a millionaire, and I have the art of being a prick down to.. well, an art.
These assholes in their fancy suits and expensive cars, staring in their stupid movies are giving pricks everywhere a bad name.
Re:Interesting Article. (Score:2)
Happens all the time (Score:5, Insightful)
The moral of these stories, of course, is that humility is a virtue worth cultivating, because when you get right down to it, nobody's irreplacable. Especially in Hollywood, where (if "The Matrix Reloaded" is any sign of things to come) we'll soon be able to map any actor's face onto a double's body with astonishing ease.
Re:Happens all the time (Score:2)
You don't think an actor would let a studio get away with that without paying likeness rights?
Re:Happens all the time (Score:2)
If an actor had an identical twin, or a near lookalike, who was hired to replace him based on physical similarities alone, there's not much he could do about it.
But what I had in mind was an actor having his face and voice scanned for one movie, with a provision in the contract that doing so entitles the movie studio to use those recorded images at their convenience for X more movies or for X years. Just as a mu
It's already been done (Score:2)
Re:Interesting Article. (Score:5, Interesting)
Let's see you bow and scrape to your next contract when you're trying to "give 100%" to your current one.
Not Nice, No Sense of Humor (Score:3, Interesting)
McGuire *WAS NOT* amused. He looked royally pissed.
I though to myself, "Self, that guy's a dick!". Looks like we were right...
Re:Not Nice, No Sense of Humor (Score:2)
Re:Interesting Article. (Score:2)
Currently Filming (Score:5, Informative)
what kind of director (Score:2)
Re:what kind of director (Score:2)
James Bond, duuuuuh
Okay, arguably, it isn't really *good*, but it does have 20 sequels, most of which were very popular, so obviously changing actors between sequels isn't too bad (from a producer's point of view, anyway)
Some notable actor changes... (Score:2)
El Mariachi, played by Carlos Gallardo in 'El Mariachi' and Antionio Banderas in 'Desperado'. I'm much more partial to Desperado.
Also, upcoming, we have Michael Gambon taking over for the much-missed Richard Harris as Dumbledore in the third Harry Potter movie, which would have to try very hard to be bad. (Provided one likes Harry Potter in the first pl
Re:what kind of director (Score:3, Interesting)
Except for Gary Burghoff, who played Radar O'Reilly in both the movie and the TV series.
Re:what kind of director (Score:2, Funny)
Re:what kind of director (Score:2)
Have you ever seen Conan O'Brien's pilot he made with Adam West? Neither have I, but I've heard that it's the funniest thing ever aired on teevee. But of course, if you don't like Adam West...
Can he stay awake (Score:2, Interesting)
Can Tobey MCGuire even stay awake long enough for another movie? I remember watching spiderman and thinking it was some sort of joke or something. I always thought of spiderman as hyper-energetic and outgoing, but I guess a lethargic spiderman was kind of interesting.
Re:Can he stay awake (Score:2)
Re:Can he stay awake (Score:3, Funny)
On TV... (Score:5, Informative)
According to them originally Tobey McGuire was cast in the role of SpiderMan but was going to be dropped because he was making demands that related to scheduling trying to make them work around his schedule because of his back.
When he started making these demands producers said fine we have Jake Gyllenhaal in our back pocket so tell Tobey to take a hike. Tobey basically crawled back and is now SpiderMan but had to agree to certain things including signing an agreement that he would be financially penalized if he was unable to fill his role as SpiderMan and also had to undergo a medical exam.
Jake Gyllenhaal would do a better job (Score:5, Interesting)
Anyone ever see Donnie Darko??? That's about all you need to say about Jake Gyllenhaal.
Besides the fact that it runs in the family Maggie Gyllenhaal was amazing in Secretary.
Re:Jake Gyllenhaal would do a better job (Score:2)
i couldn't imagine him as Spiderman.
then again, i thought the same thing about McGuire. it'll be interesting for sure.
Re:Jake Gyllenhaal would do a better job (Score:2)
Hehe, suddenly the image of Alan Thicke with a room full of concubines sprung into my head... very disturbing.
Not worth it to change actors (Score:2, Interesting)
Why is it more like Batman than Bond? Because Spiderman is a hero, and Bond is a secret agent.
But then we'll never know...
Re:Not worth it to change actors (Score:5, Interesting)
Batman is not replaceable because Batman ( as portrayed in the 80s/90s ) is the man behind the mask. This is why it was so important to have someone who could actually act, and why people really missed Michael Keaton in III and IV. He was fairly good at the role, and people became attached to his personal emotional stigma.
You'll find the same thing has happened with Spiderman. The geek-out-of-water persona really gave Peter Parker as a person a lot more depth than people were expecting. But that depth is forever attached to Tobey, it will be lost if you switch actors.
Maggie Gyllenhaal's Blind Date (Score:2)
Maggie is also the matchmaker to put Kirsten and Jake together on the semi-fasttrack down the aisle, which may have helped Jake's standing in getting the Spiderman role.
Re:Maggie Gyllenhaal's Blind Date (Score:2)
Re:Jake Gyllenhaal would do a better job (Score:2)
However, Maguire has a very impressive resume, considering:
The Ice Storm (by Ang Crouching-Tiger Lee, fantastic film)
The Cider House Rules
Pleasantville (excellent film directed by Doug Ross, same guy who directed Maguire in Seabiscuit a few months ago)
Wonder Boys (awesome Curtis Hanson flick)
Fear and Lo
Re:Jake Gyllenhaal would do a better job (Score:2)
Re:Jake Gyllenhaal would do a better job (Score:2)
Re:Jake Gyllenhaal would do a better job (Score:2)
For all those talking about Jake Gyllenhaal ad how his darker personna would have
"Anyone ever see Donnie Darko???" (Score:2)
Re:Jake Gyllenhaal would do a better job (Score:4, Interesting)
That evil rabbit (Score:2)
Anyone ever see Donnie Darko??? That's about all you need to say about Jake Gyllenhaal.
I, for one, would have loved to see Gyllenhaal be Spiderman and beat the crap out of that demonic bunny rabbit that tormented him all during Donnie Darko. Hey, that sadistic rabbit would make a more evil-looking villian that the Green Goblin did!
GMD
D'oh! (Score:4, Interesting)
Yes, I too was in the running for a slashdot editor. (/joke)
Re:D'oh! (Score:2)
Bring on the CG! (Score:2, Insightful)
Honestly, for the amount of bank that this whiner is getting for making this movie I'd put up with an amazing amount of pain.
Re:Bring on the CG! (Score:2)
Re:Bring on the CG! (Score:2)
Plus, I would pay GOOD money to see him as the voice for Spidey. That would just be cool.
Re:Bring on the CG! (Score:4, Funny)
"Good... Bad... I'm the guy with web."
"Hail to the Spidey, baby."
"See this? This is my web slinger!"
"Gimmie some sugar, baby."
Getting back in (Score:2, Funny)
Meyer had more than one pony, so to speak, in this race. Not only was Maguire dating his daughter, he also was in Universal's "Seabiscuit." Meyer got on the phone with Maguire and told him he'd be making a catastrophic mistake if he didn't do everything in his power to get himself back into the movie.
From the sound of things, he'd be making an even worse mistake if he hadn't done everything in his power to get himself back into his boss's daughter. ;-)
Re:Getting back in (Score:2, Informative)
I understand it's a joke, but it's actually his boss's COMPETITION'S daughter. His GF's Dad is from a rival company and he still vouched for him.
As long as we're gossiping... (Score:2, Funny)
Let's get back to something geeky.
Too bad... (Score:2)
Re:Too bad... (Score:2, Funny)
Actually, I think dropping six letters from "Gyllenhall" is what he needs to become a household name.
Re:Too bad... (Score:2)
If Gyllenhaal changed his name and then became famous, his name would not be a household name. His stage name would be a household name.
Besides, he doesn't look like Peter Parker [imdb.com].
Royalties (Score:2)
Re:Royalties (Score:2)
I think it has to do with "gross" vs "profits." It may had grossed $800+ million, but after everyone and everthing was paid for and the accounting wizards work their magic, the net profit was $0.
Re:Royalties (Score:2)
Amazing how it always works out like that. Must be one of them there "coincidences". Or PIRACY! that's what it is!!
Yet the still keep making movies. Hell, they'll make sequels to movies that show $0 on the books, without getting a nasty visit from the IRS.
In Soviet Russia... (Score:4, Funny)
Quote that said it all (Score:3, Insightful)
If you want to get paid big bucks, you sure as shit better want to go that extra mile.
Re:Quote that said it all (Score:2)
Re:Quote that said it all (Score:2)
For his salary... (Score:2, Insightful)
news flash (Score:5, Informative)
If anybody wants to understand this stuff, read... (Score:3, Informative)
(Nope, never met the guy. Just liked the book.)
/SPIDER/-man (Score:3, Funny)
Herschel Spiderman (pronounced
Warner Bros. and Keanu Reeves (Score:2, Funny)
Slashdot is now a Gossip Column? (Score:2)
Dolemite
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Crap film anyway (Score:3, Interesting)
Rich.
Re:Spiderman was a DATE movie . Not action film. (Score:5, Funny)
She really should've had dual credits. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:McGuire's in... (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:McGuire's in... (Score:4, Interesting)
A very tall crane, and a very complex gyro-stabilized computer controlled camera mount, if you're interested.
Re:McGuire's in... (Score:2)
Re:McGuire's in... (Score:2, Funny)
Obligatory questioning of your origin and its claim to fame!!
Obligatory statement of New Jersey's superiority! Evidence optional!
Re:Leave this type of story.... (Score:5, Informative)
Sweet, huh?
Re:Leave this type of story.... (Score:2)
Re:Reminds me of WWE (Score:2)
They are not even dating.
That was merely part of the storyline. Do try to pay attention and to differentiate fact from fiction if you are going to come up with this stuff!
Re:Reminds me of WWE (Score:2)
You never watch WWE, do you. Otherwise you woudl have known about the storyline and how it turned out.
And as for believeing the various rumours on the web about them - blimey, if you believe even half of the rumours about what WWE and its cast / crew are up to at any given time, then you are an even bigger idiot than you thought I was!
Re:horse cock (Score:2)
"Thank you sir, may I have another?"?
Re:How Much Does It Take (Score:2)
BTW: I love a good steak, just saying it's not as easy as you think, though the whole Hollywood thing is a bit much at time. Stars asking for bottled water to wash their hair? Come back to Earth any time
Re:Did Stan Lee ever get a dime from Spider Man? (Score:2)
Re:gossip (Score:2)
Ah.... I see you are in search of intelligent life on the Internet. Too bad there isn't any here. Good luck.