


Star Wars Episode III: Behind the Scenes Webcam 319
securitas writes "Soon Star Wars behind-the-scenes webcam goes live when shooting for Episode III begins in Australia. 'The webcam will be moved every day, shooting live for 12 hours and then replaying in a loop while the cast is sleeping.' Of course it's only free until next week when you will have to join StarWars.com's newly relaunched site to view the cam as part of a package of services that includes online chats, outtakes and deleted scenes." I'm not sure if it's worth $20, but it's worth something....
but they're wild!!!! (Score:5, Funny)
See what happens when the cameras shut off, but the webcam stays on!! Exposed!! Uncensored!!!
Natalie Portman, Jar Jar Binks, and George Lucas, like you've never seen them before!!
All this for $19.95, and if you order now you'll also get Lord of the Rings: Doggy Style!! See what happens when we sent Snoop Dogg out with the Hobbits, it's steamy!!!
Call NOW!!!
Mike
Re:but they're wild!!!! (Score:5, Funny)
FINALLY, the answer to who shoots first!
Re:but they're wild!!!! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:but they're wild!!!! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:but they're wild!!!! (Score:3, Funny)
Gah! Who wants to see Jar Jar's 20 foot nipples?
Who is planning on paying for this? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Who is planning on paying for this? (Score:4, Insightful)
What it's worth... (Score:5, Funny)
Ignoring ?
Re:What it's worth... (Score:4, Insightful)
Perfect response!
Lucas , you have to give him credit for more -or-less starting(or refining) the whole mass-merchandising thing, but its so spun out of control and just tired
This scam may have nothing to do with him, but its unlikely. How many more "new editions" of Episode 1-5 releases are we gonna see after 6 comes out on DVD....with new,new,new deleted never before seen footage or something.
But, if you're willing to pay, thats your loss... besides, Star Wars was cool when I was a kid, yeah the effects are slick, but the movies themselves are truly pretty weak, even the old ones, but again I was a KID then.
Re:What it's worth... (Score:2)
Actually it's completely out of Space Balls. That's the only thing I can think of.
"We're looking at now, sir."
Then the Yogurt merchandizing hall...
Could you figure out the plot? (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Could you figure out the plot? (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Could you figure out the plot? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Could you figure out the plot? (Score:4, Funny)
If I have extrapolated correctly, the third movie should involve football AND corny teen romance, in space. I'm thinking something along the line of Star Wars: Varsity Blues.
HEY! Does this mean we get to see Natalie Portman wearing a whipped cream bikini???? If so, it will make the whole, otherwise painful experience worthwhile.
Re:Could you figure out the plot? (Score:3, Funny)
Next movie we get to see Anakin voted off Jedi Island...
Re:Could you figure out the plot? (Score:5, Funny)
I am still trying to piece together the plot from that highly complex, mind-bending story called Attack of the Clones.
Re:Could you figure out the plot? (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Could you figure out the plot? (Score:5, Funny)
Anakin has two kids with Amadala. She think he's repulsive in his mechanical suit though, and runs away. Anakin is heartbroken and becomes Vader. He and palpatine take over the empire. The rebellion forms. It gets mostly crushed somehow, before it even gets off the ground. Darkness ensues. Cue the lights and closing credits.
I haven't watched the last two though, so I could be wrong.
Don't forget about the volcano! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Could you figure out the plot? (Score:3, Insightful)
It's Saturday afternoon kids' fare - so don't worry about the story, just sit back and be amazed by the effects.
myke
Just $20? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Just $20? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Just $20? (Score:5, Funny)
No, the THX-certified Edition of the webcam is the next iteration AFTER the Special Edition, and BEFORE the Collectors Edition with the Silver frame around the cam window.
Big Brother... (Score:2, Funny)
Will there be... (Score:5, Funny)
Will there be an action figure for the guy who moves the webcam?
Re:Will there be... (Score:2, Funny)
Not a guy but a girl would you believe?
Hmmmm... (Score:5, Insightful)
Not bloody likely.
Star Wars was hot in the '70s, cool in the '80s, retro in the '90s, and turned into a joke by the Phantom Menace. When I first saw that they were setting up a webcam, I thought it was mildly interesting. The pay thing is the final proof I needed though, that the SW franchise has had enough of my attention.
Re: Hmmmm... (Score:2)
> Star Wars was hot in the '70s, cool in the '80s, retro in the '90s, and turned into a joke by the Phantom Menace. When I first saw that they were setting up a webcam, I thought it was mildly interesting.
You did???
> The pay thing is the final proof I needed though, that the SW franchise has had enough of my attention.
Ah, TPM did that for me. I found it mildly interesting, but not enough to pull me back for more.
Re: Hmmmm... (Score:3, Interesting)
> Pay to watch them shooting a movie I probably won't bother bringing myself to pay to see? Not bloody likely.
It would be nice to have a poll to find out how many
Re:Hmmmm... (Score:3, Insightful)
I would imagine we can expect to see a lot more of this shortly on different movie sets. The sad fact is that a lot of people are prepared to pay for it to get a look at their 'heroes' and what happens on the set.
It will ony be a question of time before the 'acting' extends to the web cam and we can have staged scenes to generate interest in the movie
Live Webcam? (Score:4, Funny)
Or is this for the 12 minutes of actual real live people footage we get.
Ep 3 will suck just like Ep 1 and 2. My only hope is that Jar Jar remains a senator until Ep 4...
"But what of the Imperial Senate?"
"The Emperor has dissolved it permanently"
Hmmm.. (Score:5, Insightful)
I seriously doubt I'll be seeing episode 3, much less spending time/money watching a "behind the scenes" webcam that you know is going to be scripted and rigged just like all "Behind the Scenes" specials are.
Re:Hmmm.. (Score:4, Funny)
I'll go for the groovy special effects, and nothing else. I thought Attack of the Clones was really cool when I saw it in theaters three times, cool enough to buy on DVD. Oops. I don't go to the movies drunk any more.
Re:Hmmm.. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Hmmm.. (Score:5, Insightful)
One reviewer compared it (unfavorably) to the pie-machine scene in Chicken Run. A good example of how effects can't make up for plot - Aardman does more with clay than ILM can with thousands of computers.
Re:Hmmm.. (Score:3, Interesting)
Let me guess.... (Score:4, Funny)
Steve
Re:Let me guess.... (Score:3, Funny)
Meta-movies (Score:2, Funny)
We can take this one more step meta and pay $40 to watch the guys installing the web cam. Maybe $80 to watch the guys filming the guys who are installing the webcam?
Eventually, we'll be paying oodles to watch ourselves watching.
12 hours? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:12 hours? (Score:2)
You would too if you had to ruthlessly clamp down on all your acting ability for 12 hours straight, to keep it from being evident on film.
Spend Your Money You Will, Yes. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Spend Your Money You Will, Yes. (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Spend Your Money You Will, Yes. (Score:5, Interesting)
No.
Yoda didn't invert *all* of his sentences, which is something the script writers in I and II should have noticed. The lines in those episodes sound as if someone wrote a bunch of bland sentences and inverted them. His lines in Empire and Return of the Jedi, OTOH, reflected genuinely the concept of a character who is approaching English (or whatever their "common tongue" really is -- linguistics is rarely addressed in the Star Wars saga) as a second language.
This is pretty much the only Yoda quote in the movies that sounds authentic, probably because it was not artificial constructed:
"Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to blah blah blah [Yeah, I could look up the exact quote, but bored am I]"
So the original quote is correct. Compare it to this monster (in Episode II):
"Threatened the very Republic is, if involved the Sith are."
No no no no no no no! Horrible, horrible! If I were Lucas at this point, this is what would have happened:
Screenwriter: Ah! My Lord Lucas! I have written the Yoda dialogue and I feel that -- gurk gurk gurk --
Lucas: You have failed me for the last time.
And then...
Lucas: Ah! My dear Star Wars fan! I am near complete in issuing the original episode on DVD, special edition of course, and very soon -- ack ack ack
Fan: You have failed us for the last time, Lucas. Director Smith!
Kevin: Yes my lord.
Fan: Make ready to release all three initial episodes on DVD. In their original format. Greedo must not shoot first.
Kevin: Thank you, Star Wars fan.
Re:Spend Your Money You Will, Yes. (Score:3, Interesting)
I'm waiting for... (Score:5, Funny)
Or maybe a beowulf cluster of them??
Re:I'm waiting for... (Score:5, Funny)
Never happen. Putting a camera in her shower would probably petrify her.
Re:I'm waiting for... (Score:2)
Or maybe a beowulf cluster of them??
Hmmm... bullet time shower scene... *drools*
Good Riddance (Score:5, Interesting)
reluctant fan (Score:2)
The question is this after going to opening night of every other film, and seeing all of the many times, and owning 2-3 copies of each film;
Can I bring myself to buy the ticket for epIII?
Am I going to contribute to opening weekend $?
Is it going to suck more than every one before?
I already know the answer to these questions, but at least I
perhaps worth another look.... (Score:2)
You're probably right that Lucas isn't worried about losing his fan base though. I can't see anyone who really cares about commercial success making a series of films so intensely intellectual.
I wonder if (Score:2, Interesting)
/. pool? (Score:4, Funny)
We should get a
Order now... (Score:2)
I know, I know (Score:5, Insightful)
But paying for a webcam, and deleted scenes? C'mon now guys. When you've merchandised everything else in the movies already, watching the blue screen work that presumably these actors are going to be doing really doesn't sound like much fun to me.
A question posed to the other slashdot readers here. How many folks are just a little bit more disillusioned with one of our childhood geek heroes (Lucas) every time we see a news post about the prequel trilogy?
It's become something of a car-crash phenomenon for me. I just can't look away. But I will balk at paying 20 bucks. It leads one to wonder if this is a result of the nature of Hollywood, for creating larger, more expensive, less true to the original concept material, or if it's the nature of man as the director, when they start believing their own hype.
The Matrix, our new Sci-Fi trilogy? (Score:5, Insightful)
If the Wachowski Brothers can pull off 'something special(TM)' with the third Matrix movie then it'll live on for quite a long time as a classic cult sci-fi/fantasy trilogy, something the latest set of Star Wars films show no sign of doing.
I (as did most of us) loved the original Star Wars films; I still watch them from time to time. I've watched the first Star Wars film (TPM) about three times and may never watch it again, it lacks something... the same unfortunately goes for the second, which has left me with no desire to be there on opening night for the third Star Wars film.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that this will happen, maybe the third Matrix movie will fall flat on its face and fail to deliver, but its set up for a way better chance than what looks to amount to another shallow CG laden Star Wars movie, hell rewatching the older Star Wars movies recently I was surprised by how good the old spaceship models look when compared to the new CG versions.
I think the best quote I've ever seen about the whole "Star Wars vs. Matrix" situation was by a Matrix crew member who summed it up perfectly with:
I agree wholeheartedly.
Re:The Matrix, our new Sci-Fi trilogy? (Score:2)
Interesting, I've never thought about that before. I would have agreed that The Matrix could have become the new SW, but after seeing Reloaded, it just wasn't good enough for the whole series to become a cult. Don't get me wrong - I really enjoyed Reloaded but if you look at Empire Strikes Back, it was (IMO) much better than SW and that was what made the whole series so good. I can't think of many series since where the sequel surpasses the o
Re:The Matrix, our new Sci-Fi trilogy? (Score:5, Insightful)
I'll let you in on a secret.... Star Wars was the FIRST movie to do a Space based SCI-FI with lots of semi believeable special effects. The sci-fi movies before it sucked because the effects were lame.. and felt like a kid playing with the super-8 in the back yard with holloween costumes and fireworks.
Star wars was a hit because nobody ever saw anything like it before.. it was the first, fresh, and brought them in because of that.
Matrix... DITTO! the same thing. people are getting tired of the same crap over and over and over and over.. now comes the Matrix.. it's "fresh" and has a plot that is innovative.
in 20 years when they make 3 prequels to the matrix you will feel as poorly about it as you do about starwars now.
Re:The Matrix, our new Sci-Fi trilogy? (Score:3, Interesting)
Star wars was a hit because nobody ever saw anything like it before.. it was the first, fresh, and brought them in because of that.
Matrix... DITTO! the same thing. people are getting tired of the same crap over and over and over and over.. now comes the Matrix.. it's "fresh" and has a plot that is innovative.
Yes, but while Star Wars had a Space Opera effect going on (and those 1970's effects were unbeliev
Re:The Matrix, our new Sci-Fi trilogy? (Score:3, Informative)
I suggest you do, as it's not. While the characters of Obi-Wan, Leia, and the droids have obvious parallels in 'The Hidden Fortress', the structure and plot are completely different. However, ever since Lucas admitted to being partially inspired by it, legions of fanboys have been running with the rumour that it's a direct copy. Completely ignoring the minor problem that Leia spends half of Star Wars in a
Re:The Matrix, our new Sci-Fi trilogy? (Score:4, Insightful)
Yup, sounds like the heir to Star Wars if ever I saw one.
Re:The Matrix, our new Sci-Fi trilogy? No way! (Score:2)
Re:Matrix needs a backstory sequence (Score:3, Interesting)
Personally, I don't think we need to re-tread The Terminator and explain that its all the fault of those nasty evil scientists again (remember folks, if its Natural, it must be good for you. Even potassium cyanide). One of the things I really liked about both The Matrix and the original Star Wars is the sense that there i
Interdependence of Man and Machine (Score:3, Interesting)
Then there's Neo who's seek
Jar Jar Cam (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Jar Jar Cam (Score:2, Funny)
Or better yet, get that gecko glue and stick the tongue onto a moving prop...
Sin(g)s of the time ? (Score:2, Interesting)
Well, the Star Wars trilogie - toghether with "The Godfather" - was one of the masterieces of the 20th century. Like Romeo & Juliet or Beethoven's ninth symphony in centuries before.
Now, starting with phantom menace, all we get is teletubbies on special effects.
So I wonder, wether he is just a mirror of the society we live in that has no style or any sense for subtleness anymore.
He killed his own legend for a few dollars more(tm). Isn't that our ideal
Re:Sin(g)s of the time ? (Score:2)
I think what happened is that all of the geeks who worship Star Wars do so because they saw the movies when they were 8 to 10 years old and therefore love the movies like any other thing they have a "childhood fascination" with. Fast-forward 20 years and those children who are now (hopefully) more mature adults think the new Star Wars movies are garbage because they are adults watching new movies that, like their predecessors, are targeted at young children. Th
Re:Sin(g)s of the time ? (Score:3, Insightful)
will there (Score:5, Funny)
I think it's worth the money (Score:5, Funny)
$20 would help pay my monthly internet access charges. So if I only have to watch for an hour each month, I'll take the money. Of course their checks need to come regularly and on-time.
Are We Idiots? (Score:5, Funny)
Raise your hand if you feel like you've just been called an idiot.
I Love The Haters (Score:5, Interesting)
But I must say, whenever there is a story on
Its truly pathetic. You are truly pathetic. George Lucas, in my estimation, is a genious. He has managed to pull bits and pieces of mythology and form it into a cohesive and compelling universe that has enchanted millions for nearly 30 years! Lets see any of you do that, you little twerps.
I loved EP I, can't get enough of EP II (I probably watch the DVD once or twice a month, including the bonus footage, I can't get enough of Ben Burt's documentary) and I am eagerly waiting for EP III, and I will, with a big huge smile on my face, happily pay for the new SW site. Why many of you cry? Because there is real value for me, because I can see the joy, creativity and genious behind this franchise, instead of just being consumed by jelousy and envy.
If you *hate* George Lucas so much, why do you spend so much time expressing that hatred? I was tempted to just let this topic go, follow my own advice and ignore the comments in this topic, but when I see some people calling GL names and conducting personal attacks... it sickened me. You people make me sick.
I understand *legitimate* criticism of work, especially in creative works, and I have some of my own regarding Star Wars, but what I have been reading here reads more like hate and not thoughtful criticism.
Re:I Love The Haters (Score:2)
Re:I Love The Haters (Score:2)
Re:I Love The Haters (Score:5, Interesting)
They kept on saying, "You've seen these movies on a dinky TV for years! Now you get to see it full screen, as it was intended!"
And yeah, most of each movie were great. But then Lucas had to stick his big greasy fingers into our childhood memories. Most of these movies we knew by heart. And although the special editions weren't profoundly different, they *were* different in many ways. It might be as simple as removing the cute scene on Dagobah where R2 barfs out a slew of water and fish, or as extreme as turning the Xarlac into something out of Little Shop of Horrors. And yeah, some people complain about Greedo shooting first, but come on! That didn't really have any effect on the overall movie, oh -- except for the fact that now Han loses his whole outlaw persona.
The point is, it's clear that the one thing that saved Star Wars (and yes, it was Star Wars when it started out, not New Hope) was the simplicity and limitations on Lucas' special effects. Sometimes a tight budget makes a movie better -- just look at the Godfather, which barely was made, and where Coppola nearly was fired.
Re:I Love The Haters (Score:3, Insightful)
Re: (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:I Love The Haters (Score:3, Insightful)
> I probably watch the DVD once or twice a month, including the bonus footage
Right...
Real world vs. Lucas world (Score:5, Insightful)
Lucas world: Behind-the-scenes shorts are a saleable product, offered at twice the price of the actual movie being made.
Real world: Buying the VHS or DVD is like owning the actual print of the film, in a cheaper format.
Lucas world: There is no such thing as the print of the film. Films are like operating systems; a new version is released avery year or so, and the customer base must pay to replace their DVDs with the latest version.
Real world: The special effects exist to serve the story.
Lucas world: The special effects exist to improve sales of the upcoming Xbox title.
Real world: A franchise goes downhill when the original creators are replaced.
Lucas world: The franchise went downhill when the original creator came back.
Re:Real world vs. Lucas world (Score:2)
I knew it was a mistake to comment in this story when I had mod points. Oh well.
Someone mod the parent up!
Green screen (Score:5, Interesting)
Tells me that the franchise is D E A D! (Score:2)
Conservation of Monotony (Score:2)
There are some folks who will eat this up. I'm not one of them. Although I am innately superior to folks whose tastes are different than my own, I'm not judgmental. If George Lucas can give those folks a little happiness in exchange for $20, more power to him. Those who don't want to watch it don't have to.
Viewers are likely to discover just how exciting and glamorous the movie business really is. I think there must be some Law of Conservation of Monotony. To create a film that beguiles the time for two h
Lucus gets points (Score:2)
But we forget the fact that it's a prequil... we already know the ending, so your average watcher isn't going to enjoy it all that much. What we are paying to s
Re:Lucus gets points (Score:5, Insightful)
Actually, I plan to go to the midnight showing. Way I figure it, I probably will go to see it while it's in the theaters, and if I do I may as well see it when it's fresh and new and see it surrounded by the most hardcore geeks possible, who will laugh at all the inside stuff, if there is any, and who will cheer really loudly at the end, so I can at least fool myself into believing that I enjoyed the film.
My profound hope? It's unlikely, but maybe Lucas will think, "Hey, this is the *last one* I can do! I'd better marshall any talent that I, the actors, my dialogue writers, and my special effects crew have to make this the best one ever! All of my fan base really have bitched about episodes 1 and 2. Maybe I should take a look at Empire and see just what it was that made it so successful (Answer: tight editing, interesting philosophies, exciting interstellar chase scenes, genuine humor -- "It's not my fault" still the greatest line of all time, and realistic emotional connections between the characters)"
But not very likely, really.
If only there was someone to put Harrison Ford back into the movie. Man, he was the glue that held it all together.
Can we... (Score:5, Funny)
Sleeping (Score:3, Funny)
Does Lucas realize how much money he could charge if there were webcams of that?
Episode III - YAWN (Score:3, Insightful)
Okay, so Queen Amidala bangs Anakin and has twins. Anakin goes to the dark side and Princess Leia goes into hiding. BFD. Riight. I'm going to pay $8 for this.
Now, if I get to see Natalie Portman naked . . .
Skywalker Ranch Webcam (Score:3, Funny)
10AM Still in bed.
12PM Still in bed.
12:30PM Gets up, eats breakfast.
12:45PM Shower.
1:00PM Sits down to write Episode III script.
1:30PM Finishes script.
1:30-8:00PM Creates wacky alien creatures.
8:00-9:00PM C-3PO / R2-D2 humor relief puns to use during heated battle scene.
9:00-10:00PM Skewing Yoda's grammar so every line can rival the infamy of "Around the survivors, a perimeter create!"
10:00PM Bed time!
Re:Price? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Price? (Score:2)
Re:Price? (Score:4, Funny)
Is that what the stink from Ep 2 was? (Score:2)
Yeah, maybe he sold his soul even...
Re:I'm Boycott the next Star Wars (Score:5, Funny)
Selling the bottom of his shoes? I know some fans worship the ground he walks on, but this is just ridiculous.
money doesn't stink (Score:4, Insightful)
I am not sure why the guy should be criticized for being old. Everybody grows old, some better than others. I hope you loose your anger as you grow older... Yes, sorry to break the news to you, the "olds" is not a group of other foreign people, you too will grow old.
I have to admit that being fat is a health risk, but that is his problem that has no consequence on what he does (producing movies), and apparently he has the money to deal with the consequences of his life style choices.
I am not sure why slashdoters tend to be very quick to criticize the successfull rich people out there... jealousy ?? Now if you are truly interrested in entertainment and talent, forget about big holywood production, start looking at what's produced locally in your area. Everywhere I've been, you can easily find incredibly talented musicians, singers, actors, etc... They typically are not rich, and paying to see them at your local theatre will make a big difference to them.
Enjoy your day.
Re:money doesn't stink (Score:3, Insightful)
My anger is directed at the folks who can't spell "lose" properly. It's "lose" as in "you lose, dude", and "loose" as in "he's loose, so make him wear a condom".
Max
Re:money doesn't stink (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Its worth (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Its worth (Score:2)