Slashback: Lamo, Trilogy, Searching 182
Microsoft thinks LookSmart looks less smart. securitas writes "Internet search company LookSmart was dropped by Microsoft's MSN service today. MSN has decided not to extend its licensing contract with LookSmart beyond January 2004. The news is devastating for LookSmart since, 'Microsoft accounted for approximately 65 percent of listings revenues, and all of LookSmart's licensing revenue in the second quarter of 2003,' according to a company press release not listed on LookSmart's site. The move comes after LookSmart recently launched its own Overture-style pay-per-click service and indicates Microsoft is close to launching its new search engine technology designed to unseat Google for the search crown. All of this is against the backdrop of acquisitions by rival Yahoo. More coverage at SearchEngineWatch and a Reuters mirror at CNN Money."
They could have fixed this if they'd googled for an answer ... powerg3 writes "This follow-up, explains the Google wackiness posted yesterday. Here's the quote from the Google Weblog: '...when a spam result comes up in a search, Google not only blocks the spam, but every result after it. This means that for searches where spam results manage to rise to the top, very few -- sometimes zero -- results will be returned....It's pretty amazing that such a serious bug made it past Google's tests. It will be interesting to see how quickly it's fixed.'"
Pardon me, mum, can I borrow your hard drive? AndreL writes "The Guardian has an update about the BBC's digital archive plans. They're considering using P2P technology to avoid bandwidth bottlenecks. The bad news: because of technical, financial, and legal problems nothing will happen until 2006 at the earliest."
Please arrive in costume if at all. KTecumseh writes "The list of theaters showing the extended editions of LOTR as been revealed. You can check out the list at the official website, and before you look, pray that you live somewhere close by to take advantage of this once-in-a-lifetime experience. For those that can not make the full 10-hour saga, they are also showing the first two extended additions on different dates, but who wants to miss out on an entire theater of sweaty LOTR fans."
Shamus Arrigan asks plaintively "There is no mention of these ticket sales in any other country. Does anyone know when and where these tickets will be sold at? (Canada especially)"
Wait, are you fellas press? Dangnabbit! ccnull writes "Good news from the inquest against hacker Adrian Lamo. According to a paragraph in a Washington Post column (buried about 3/4 of the way down the story), the FBI appears to be backing off from pursuing reporters' notes in the case. Relevant quote: 'A Justice Department official says the FBI agent "acted out of turn" by not seeking approval from the U.S. attorney's office in Manhattan and Attorney General John Ashcroft's press office. "The agent did not follow standard procedures," the official says. "We're just not going to pursue it. It is the policy of the Justice Department to exhaust all other means before seeking information from members of the media."'"
Eh, what's a few orders of magnitude? Grant hayes writes: "It seems the decimal point in the Mono story you ran is being a bit ambitious. We should be reading Mono 0.28, not Mono 2.8. Check the link below as well as links there to other Mono resources; I see 0.28 throughout." Here's the Mono site -- guilty as charged. Thanks for the correction.
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And also those large folks that will play an inspired game of D&D after the movie.
D&D after? (Score:1)
Re:D&D after? (Score:2)
You could always run them through with your sword.
Re:D&D after? (Score:2)
I was thinking this very thing would be appropriate for any one lame enough to RPG in the middle of a freakin' movie!
Re:please (Score:2)
As Triumph the Insult Comic Dog said to the Star Wars nerds [albinoblacksheep.com], "I kid, I keeed!"
I had dice in various polyhedral shapes. Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away.
Re:I CAST MAGIC FUCKING MISSLE (Score:2)
Can I get a mountain dew?
Re:I CAST MAGIC FUCKING MISSLE (Score:2)
Fuck candles!
10 hours of LOTR? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:10 hours of LOTR? (Score:5, Interesting)
We got it for LOTR TTT. Tried to get it 3 weeks before Matrix2 and it had been booked for months. We went ahead an booked LOTR ROTK back in June.
that's a hell of a deal (Score:3, Informative)
Re:that's a hell of a deal (Score:2)
Re:that's a hell of a deal (Score:2)
BTW, I don't partonize the place, it is festered with teenagers on dates...
Re:10 hours of LOTR? (Score:2)
Re:10 hours of LOTR? (Score:2)
Yes, but only those regarding the snack bar. After all, only fat cats who pay $13 por a seat can afford to pay $7 for a Crunch bar and $4 for a medium coke.
Re:10 hours of LOTR? (Score:2)
Gonna pop for another $200 so you can bring a girl along?
Re:10 hours of LOTR? (Score:4, Funny)
A blow job without sitting through 10 hours of LOTR.
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Re:10 hours of LOTR? (Score:1)
Toliet breaks (Score:3, Interesting)
Rus
Re:Toliet breaks (Score:1)
Maybe some day there will be a fan edit of the whole trilogy into one 9 hour tome.
Re:Toilet breaks (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Toilet breaks (Score:1)
> to distinguish who is really a hardcore LOTR fan
So, you're saying I should sneak in a gallon or so of lemon iced
tea, just to impress a bunch of lamers with how much I can retain?
About four hours in, I'd run low on tea to drink, and be able to
torment people by swishing the ice around in the bottom of the jug
Re:Toliet breaks (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Toliet breaks (Score:3, Funny)
GF.
Re:Toliet breaks (Score:5, Funny)
I was in a bad car accident over a decade ago, I was unconscious and they had to put a catheter in for me to pee. I remember waking up on the gurney saying "I'm peeing and I can't stop!" and they said don't worry, there's a catheter.
When they took it out it was a very unusual (unnatural!) feeling...
The worst part though, was when I went to the bathroom an hour later. The nice nurse wanted me to use a bedpan, but I wanted to walk to the bathroom which I did. I sat down (broken collarbone and rib weren't conducive to standing), and when I started...
I FARTED OUT MY DICK!
This has never happened before, and I imagined that I had some serious internal damage. But when I told the nurse, she said, "Oh that's no problem, it must have just pushed some air in when we inserted the catheter."
If that's common knowledge they should warn us... Or maybe that's one of the "perks," watching the look on people's faces (i.e. priceless)...
Sorry I didn't mention LOTR. ;-)
Re:Toliet breaks (Score:1)
"Yea dud I am here at the LOTR extended edition"...
...
...
"Oh nothing man, i be out of here in about 9 hours. you wanna hook up"...
"No, you know i seen this part. I just thought it would be cool to be here"...
"No, I couldn't get anyone to go with me to the party"...
"God I know. She is such a slut, and I can't ever get to kiss me"...
ad nauseum
Re:Toliet breaks (Score:4, Funny)
"The server's down? Look, I'm really sick.... thirty thousand an hour?
Removes phone battery.
Loses job.
Only one theater in Silicon Valley? (Score:3, Insightful)
Cushions? Weight? (Score:5, Funny)
A, the deadly combination of 10 hours of sitting plus the 400 lb weight of your average LOTR nerd
Testing (Score:2)
R.
What's happened to the concept of Intermissions? (Score:4, Interesting)
Avarage?
Average meaning mean I'm guessing.....
If 400lb is the mean, what does a relatively heavy LOTR Nerd weigh? (Especially considering that some are quite skinny.)
And 10 hours.... (and this is not a comment on the weight joke.) it's not just bathroom breaks but meal breaks that will come into play there. And no, eating junk food while watching the movie isn't a meal. Need good protein.
In the past when a movie was 3 hours long you had an intermission in the middle. It is nice to get up and walk around every hour or so. I remember being suprised when Malcolm X [imdb.com] didn't have an intermission. When they re-released Laurance of Arabia [imdb.com] there was an intermission. I have not seen it yet but I heard that Shoah [imdb.com] had more than one intermission.
So what happened?
Did we go through the 80s without any (mainstream) 3 hour movies and after so long a time movie studios forgot the concept?
Re:What's happened to the concept of Intermissions (Score:2)
Not that I like beer, or am likely to go to this showing.
Re:What's happened to the concept of Intermissions (Score:2)
I know I saw two movies in the Eighties with intermissions. I can't remember the second but Gandhi [imdb.com] was absolutely wonderful and had a full intermission.
I do agree that there should be more of those. When I saw Goodfellas" [imdb.com] in 1990 it was so riviting I never left my seat. I'll admit that it was only two hours, twenty-five minutes, but that was the longest stretch I've ever endured that
Re:What's happened to the concept of Intermissions (Score:2)
One of the main reasons I haven't gone to a theatre in years.
Re:What's happened to the concept of Intermissions (Score:2)
It's pressure from the studios preventing this from happening. The studios are getting a piece of ticket sales, so they want to maximize the number of screenings per day and minimize the time in between start times.
Re:What's happened to the concept of Intermissions (Score:2)
A couple of years ago, one of the better movie theatres in Toronto was closing, so for the last weekend they were showing "Lawrence of Arabia." A few blocks away at one of the best theatres in the city, they were showing "Apocalypse Now: Redux." Being the enterprising young men, my friend Dan and I saw both shows! We walked from one to t
Re:What's happened to the concept of Intermissions (Score:2)
Avarage?
Average meaning mean I'm guessing.....
Not the mean - he's probably using a weighted average.
All Soviet Russia jokes... (Score:1, Troll)
In Soviet Rassha, tha moovee watches ten aoahs of yoo!
Not just with Lamo (Score:5, Insightful)
For those that don't really like Lamo, consider this in the large scope that it is, overall, a victory for everbody's rights against rampant abuse-of-power.
Re:Not just with Lamo (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Not just with Lamo (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Not just with Lamo (Score:2)
Denver, Co (Score:2)
35.00: 12:30 pm :Denver, Co (Score:2)
Denver: slight problem with theater name... (Score:2)
Not that this should be a stumbling block for the true LOTR fan
The Great White LOTR (Score:5, Funny)
Glad to be of assistance to all out Canadian (or is it Canadien?) friends!
Lord of the Rings will be playing at the following theaters (or is it theatres?) for our northern neighbors:
We hope you enjoy our movies and our hemispheric hegemony!
Silly moderators (Score:2)
Funny? sure
TrollBait? Perhaps but Informative???????!
Sheeesh.
Re:Silly moderators (Score:2)
Funny? sure
TrollBait? Perhaps but Informative???????!
Those are Canadian "Informatives".
The exchange rate is 5/4 of a Canadian "Informative" is equivalent to one American "Funny".
Were you set up to show my +1 Karma bonus modifier (as you should have been, I've had to whore for a year to keep that bonus!), it would be +4 "Informative" (Canadian), that is, +5 Funny (American).
Simple, once you know the exchange rate.
(Yeah, I was amazed to see it get modded "Informative" too. I thoug
Re:Silly moderators (Score:2)
I realize that, but some moderators lack the funnybone necessary to recognize humor and tend to identify posts such as yours as 'troll'. It's just commen enough for me to have given up and started accepting it as 'normal'. The 'informative' thing, though, is just beyond my tolerance.
Re:The Great White LOTR (Score:2)
I think he was trying to be both funny and informative at the same time. (Do we need a composite moderation system?)
Obviously all of those locations are close to the border. Given that a large percentage of Canada's population lives within 100 miles of the border, I'd say that it is, in fact, informative.
Hell, I'd have to drive more than 100 miles to go to the nearest location to me. And then I'd have to deal with the 8th
Re:The Great White LOTR (Score:2)
Agreed. I live near Toronto, and though I'm not enough of a fan to drive that distance, I know a few people that wouldn't mind driving ~1.5 hours to Niagara Falls (assuming short stop at customs). It's not that bad, especially if you want to take the 407ETR all the way there. As long as the border doesn't hold you up,
Re:The Great White LOTR (Score:2)
No mention on price... (Score:1)
Re:No mention on price... (Score:3, Informative)
GF.
Re:No mention on price... (Score:3, Funny)
10 hrs of LOTR? Better get potty-breaks. (Score:1)
Re:10 hrs of LOTR? Better get potty-breaks. (Score:1)
Stop it! I'm laughing too hard. I'll pee my pants!
Never understood why the "extra" footage... (Score:5, Insightful)
If you're in for a penny you're in for pound, as the saying goes. What difference is 20-30 minutes going to make on a 3 hour movie? Are people simply going to walk out at exactly 3 hours?
The extra footage added to Fellowship really fleshed out the story and brought it closer to the book.
Just my 2 cents.
Re:Never understood why the "extra" footage... (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Never understood why the "extra" footage... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Never understood why the "extra" footage... (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Never understood why the "extra" footage... (Score:2)
Is that it? I thought they were trying to be cool like the Matrix sequels! M47r1X r00lz! ;)
ObOnTopic: Although I like the long version of Fellowship better, I think it would have been too long to run in a theater without an intermission. Hopefuly these marathons will have appropriate intermissions, or else some of the real fanatics will be hurting... Anyway, I'm SOL here in Nowheresville, USA, so if I want a marathon I'
Re:Never understood why the "extra" footage... (Score:2)
it ain't so. [atwola.com]
It's all about the popcorn & soda
Yes. The longer the movie runs in the multiplex, the better chance they have of getting a bigger taste of the gate
but with a movie that has the pent-up demand of this one I would not be supprised if the contracts were modified to tilt even more in favor of the MPAA
Re:Never understood why the "extra" footage... (Score:2, Informative)
All that is explained in the stuff on the DVDs.
Should have watched the bonus materials (Score:2)
I saw the "Making Of..." special on TV and that was enough for me.
I assume that Newline wanted to keep the length down to allow more screenings per day. More screenings = more revenue. This is a bonus for theatres as well since they will sell more concessions for each screening.
Would have helped if I actually saw the bonus materials, never bothered, I was too hyped to watch the extended versions to care.
I would buy the extended versions in a heartbeat, but I am waiting until all
Re:Never understood why the "extra" footage... (Score:1)
Of course, with LotR fans, this is probably irrevelavant.
Re:Never understood why the "extra" footage... (Score:2)
No, but they might start getting bored or uncomfortable. Moreover, they might not see it in the first place if they know ahead of time that it's going to be 3 and a half hours, with no intermissions. A decent movie, I think, can sustain the viewer's interest for 2.5 hours. At that point, people start needing to go to the bathroom, or get sleepy from having been in a dark theatre for so long, or are uncomfortable from sitting in one place for the en
Re:Never understood why the "extra" footage... (Score:2, Informative)
4:00
7:30
11:00
Three showings a night, per screen. A mere additional 30 minutes of footage would push any third showing to midn
Re:Never understood why the "extra" footage... (Score:2)
DVT - not just on airplanes anymore! (Score:2)
Definition of insanity (Score:3, Insightful)
The list of companies being f****d is legio,can anyone come up with a company that did well?
Not being bought by MS but working as a close partner with MS, and lived to tell the tale.
LOTR screening in Baltimore (Score:4, Informative)
Tickets for the trilogy are $35. They go on sale Saturday the 11th at noon. No more than 10 tickets may be purchased at once. The trilogy will be shown back-to-back-to-back on December 16th (Tuesday) starting at noon. The Senator theater is at www.senator.com or 410-435-8338.
GF.
Re:LOTR screening in Baltimore (Score:2)
Re:LOTR screening in Baltimore (Score:1)
Can someone post the IP address if they can get there?
Thanks.
Re:LOTR screening in Baltimore (Score:1)
To reply to another post, the Senator's web site has been down most of the day.
Tickets go on sale at the Cineplex Odeon Uptown in DC tomorrow at 1, though the Washington Post web site says 12. Limit of 4 per person, but the price is only $26 and change, at least that's what I was told over the phone. About 4 people were in line about 45 minutes ago.
The Senator is my backup plan.
Re:LOTR screening in Baltimore (Score:2)
I don't think there is any theatre quite like the Senator.
I wonder if they will play a cartoon before the movies???
Re:LOTR screening in Baltimore (Score:2)
Yeah, I hear it will be something called "The Hobbit"
To Paraphrase Tom Waits (Score:2, Insightful)
You'd think that before a company entered into a relationship with a company like Microsoft (Or SCO... whoever...) the aforementioned company might... you know... look at Microsoft's past history or something? It's like marrying a woman with 7 divorces. She might not divorce you, but that's not where I'd put my money. What are these people thinking "Oh, the past is
It was MSN - easy money (Score:2)
Unfortunately even a monopoly like MS had to wake up someday, and realize that the revenue can be theirs alone, for the cost of a
10 hours! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:10 hours! (Score:1)
Re:10 hours! (Score:1)
Take a bathroom break during the scenes with Arwen and Aragorn and you won't miss a thing
Wow!? (Score:1)
Re:Wow!? (Score:2)
Re:Wow!? (Score:1)
After seven hours I'll doze off and completely miss the ROTK. No way am I going to miss the first day of ROTK. I would have to turn in my geek card.
Next year though when ROTK:Extended comes out on DVD, we are planning a big-screen TV and comfortable-sofa party. Plenty of time for bathroom breaks, stretching your legs, calling out for pizza, etc.
Can't stare at a screen for ten hours straight... (Score:2)
I'd tear that geek cad up right now if I were you. I don't even blink at the thought of spending ten hours in a theater. Not even just for LOTR, I could handle even a Care Bare's Movie trilogy if I were in the right mood.
The key is to offset the ridiculous periods of sitting and staring with equal amounts of walking or hiking. So a ten hour movie binge means a nice ten hour hike the next day (or the day before, probably better to give you a reason to sit).
w00t, one of the theatres is local! (Score:2)
I tried to convince my daughter to make herself up like an elf. She has an elfish quality about her, so it seemed natural, but she rejected the idea. Well, she's more Drow than Elf since I'm convinced that she is evil (she's a teenager).
Re:Lucky bastard (Score:2)
what about the ROTK Extended Edition? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:what about the ROTK Extended Edition? (Score:2)
Call me a cynic but that sounds like a great way to boost DVD sales...
Re:what about the ROTK Extended Edition? (Score:2)
From what I have read, ROTK will go the theatres as a three and a half hour film, so the normal edition will be comparable to the earlier extendeds.
Video format for BBC archive (Score:1)
The Guardian has an update about the BBC's digital archive plans. [snip] The bad news: because of technical, financial, and legal problems nothing will happen until 2006 at the earliest.
The good news: a delay could allow time for Ogg Theora to mature, so that a patent and royalty-free video format will be available as an option.
google is fixed (Score:2)
NO, it's not fixed (Score:2)
Me (Score:2)
UK Cinemas? (Score:2, Insightful)
LOTR x 3 (Score:2, Funny)
YEAH BABY! I got a TICKET! (Score:2)
Anyway, I cannot wait. As I have a renaissance costume for the Renaissance Faires I attend, I'll be wearing that. I also bought a special package that lets me eat all the hot dogs, popcorn, soda, candy, and whatever else I want for the snack bar all day at no extra charge.
This is going to be SO SWEET!
Re:10 hours? (Score:2)
Are you kidding? They're probably expecting to make a mint off of sales of expensive theatre food
The idea behind PageRank (Score:2)