



Build Your Own Imperial Star Destroyer 234
tashanna writes "I got an e-mail from my brother with a link to this. Someone has built an Imperial Star Destroyer model from the original Star Wars movie that's appropriately-sized for the 4" action figures. The guy made it with an armory, bridge, cell bay, computer room, engineering (split over 2 levels), Darth Vader's chamber, conference room, troop rest room, medical bay and it measures 2 meters, by 1.5 meters, by 1 meter and is for sale on Ebay. There are interior photos on the eBay site. Ummm... WOW!"
Not So Fast (Score:4, Funny)
Come on! (Score:5, Insightful)
Then again, well done for getting free ads on
Re:Come on! (Score:5, Funny)
That's no five year-old (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Come on! (Score:3, Funny)
It says in the text of the auction (Score:3, Interesting)
As he says, a toy that was properly in scale to 4 inch toys would be the length of his street. Really, what the guy has done is the perfect compromise between accuracy
Re:Come on! (Score:2)
So?
Re:Come on! (Score:3, Funny)
Then again, well done for getting free ads on
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How do you know it was free?
*duck*
Re:Come on! - Watch my movie! (Score:5, Interesting)
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Re:Come on! (Score:2)
This SW Destroyer is not a model replica, it is a _TOY_, intended for play, not for mere admiration. It doesn't matter that it's not to scale because Slashdotters would do well to remember that a 10 year old kid isn't going to care about that when they really enjoy playing with it. That it's not to scale poses absolutely no inconvenience at all to an enthu
Re:Come on! (Score:2)
No longer for sale. (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:No longer for sale. (Score:5, Informative)
And immediately thereafter, an "ad" for this gets posted on Slashdot? Makes you wonder you know...
Re:No longer for sale. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:No longer for sale. (Score:3, Interesting)
I know that
Re:No longer for sale. (Score:2)
Re:No longer for sale. (Score:2)
Re:No longer for sale. (Score:2)
Special Modified Star Destroyer (Score:5, Funny)
But where oh where (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Special Modified Star Destroyer (Score:5, Funny)
What are you babbling about? A Chewbacca defense system?
That does NOT MAKE SENSE!
The Imperator (Score:5, Interesting)
Building models for profit (Score:5, Insightful)
If the point was not for the person who made it to enjoy it and keep it around, then what was the point? I know that if I spent that many hours on it *for fun* then I wouldn't be selling it on no ebay.
I donno, maybe the guy has bills to pay, maybe he didn't want it kicking aroundm, taking up space. But when these things are sold on ebay in the same article, it kind of kills the whole "coolness" mood for me. Its like they are pimping the auction to jack up the price. Anyone else feel the same?
Re:Building models for profit (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Building models for profit (Score:2)
Re:Building models for profit (Score:4, Insightful)
There's quite a gap between spur of the moment and three years.
Re:Building models for profit (Score:2)
Re:Building models for profit (Score:2)
Re:Building models for profit (Score:2, Informative)
Thanks to this auction thousands, if not millions of people will see his work that probably would have not otherwise. I have seen a link to this auction on several web sites I frequent so it is getting quite a bit of attention.
Ah! (Score:5, Funny)
1)Waste hours of life building scale star-destroyer model. /. with link to auction
2)Post star-destroyer for sale on ebay.
3)Post story on
4)PROFIT!!!!
Now before you mod me flamebait, realize this is a joke, and dammit I want one of these, but am both too poor and too lazy to ever have one.
Re:Ah! (Score:5, Insightful)
Try it! It works in almost any permutation!
Example:
1. Steal underwear
2. ebay
3. Profit!!
It fits!
It isn't working for me... (Score:2)
1. Build lame eBay clone that's buggy, insecure and has no user-base
2. eBay
3. Profit!
Hmmm, seems like "almost" isn't working for my dotcom-path-to-richness masterplan.
Re:Ah! (Score:2)
But... It's not a scale model! (Score:5, Informative)
Re:But... It's not a scale model! (Score:5, Informative)
That's exactly what I was thinking. To scale with the standard action figures would mean it'd be larger than you could possibly ship (pun intended) and the five-year-old would probably be able to fit *inside* one of the circular engines on the back. Now, the rooms inside based on the photos look almost to scale, but there should be like umpteen thousand rooms inside one SSD. Compare to the regular sized tie fighters that the figures fit in. You might be able to house ten fighters in that whole model..
Re:But... It's not a scale model! (Score:4, Informative)
> Although not entirely screen accurate (it would have been the length of my street for that) the distinctive shape is unmistakable.
Re:But... It's not a scale model! (Score:3, Informative)
I was just looking at this thinking....there weren't a handful of rooms on these suckers, they were HUGE! They had huge launchbays that could hold shuttles and squads of tie fighters.
125k hits and still no bids (Score:3, Insightful)
Too bad he didn't realize that the world is bigger than Swindon, Wiltshire UK, and fails to be willing to ship it. After 125,000 page views on this auction mostly from nowhere near him he just terribly screwed himself.
What a waste of free exposure!
umm.. what's he big deal? (Score:5, Insightful)
I mean I wouldn't crit, but when you put it out here, it's open season; not to mention this shouldn't have been on here anyway; it's like an advertisement.
nurnies and greebles (Score:3, Funny)
I couldn't put my fingers on exactly what it was that was missing!
Re:nurnies and greebles (Score:2)
This is about Greebles (or nurnies): Greeble [scifi-meshes.com]
Plus there is a great picture of Imperial Stardestroyer, and references to Star Trek, Borg, etc.
Re:umm.. what's he big deal? (Score:3, Insightful)
Yeah, and even more disappointing - it's not to scale. I mean, jeez, what's the point?
/kidding
Re:umm.. what's he big deal? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:umm.. what's he big deal? (Score:2)
Re:umm.. what's he big deal? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Umm.. What's the big deal? (Score:5, Insightful)
It is a labor of love that a caring father created for his children, not to impress the denizens of slashdot. I strongly doubt he had anything to do with this getting posted on the front page, and seeing as how he isn't willing to ship it he doesn't benefit much from it.
I think for an object made largely from wood and decals it looks quite good, and most eight year olds would be thrilled with it, not to mention the envy of their friends. Just because it isn't covered in molded plastic doesn't make it less impressive.
For someone who still plays with toys, you are rather crtical of how someone else spends their time. Don't take that the wrong way; I paint and convert tabletop figures all the time; I just don't project arbitrary standards inappropriately over the internet.
Nurnies and Greebles? (Score:2)
Re:umm..what's he big deal?-Snap, crackle, and...o (Score:5, Informative)
Re:umm..what's he big deal?-Snap, crackle, and...o (Score:5, Interesting)
I'm a fan of the sleek ship designs that keep their junk on the inside where it belongs. Of course, it's harder to judge scale when you can't see the irregular pieces of purposely discolored sheetmetal put into place by human hands (ugh)... but it makes more sense that way.
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Re:umm..what's he big deal?-Snap, crackle, and...o (Score:3, Insightful)
The only reason for aerodynamics is of course, for air to flow cleanly over the surface. In Vacuum, no flowing of air.
So if you have some sort of hypothetical shielding, it really would not matter too much if you had the eiffel tower sticking out of the top of your space ship. As long as it is braced well enough to handle all the g-force of acceleration and turning.
Re:umm..what's he big deal?-Snap, crackle, and...o (Score:3, Insightful)
Spacecraft will probbaly always tend towards the "junk box" style because it's cheap and easy to engineer. ;)
When they start making spacecraft for consumers, then there will probably be more sleeker looking spacecraft. And they won't all be silver or grey either!
Re:umm..what's he big deal?-Snap, crackle, and...o (Score:5, Interesting)
Gads, I gotta get a life....
I don't have a problem with the ad... (Score:5, Insightful)
Who cares if it's an ad? It's still really cool to look at the pictures, regardless if it's for sale or not. Window shopping is cool.
Agreed!! Mod Parent UP (Score:5, Informative)
Okay, fine, I'll be editor for the day. (5 seconds of googling later...) Make [starwarz.com] your own [yahoo.com] Star [starshipbuilder.com] Destroyer [globalserve.net].
Is this legal? (Score:5, Funny)
He should have waited until we have atleast one orbital defense platform up.
Re:Is this legal? (Score:2, Funny)
What a brilliant idea! (Score:4, Funny)
All I gotta do is come up with some sort of geeky spin on a complete set of Mama's Family videotapes and I'll finally get these goddamned things off my hands.
Re:What a brilliant idea! (Score:2)
I always wanted one of these... (Score:3, Informative)
Err (Score:5, Funny)
This is not the forum for this. (Score:5, Insightful)
Mod me down, troll, offtopic, but is this really the right forum to be discussing this? There are no plans on how you can be "building your own star destroyer". They is no page on how he made it. When /. covers these sort of things there is usually lots of coverage. Plans, how-tos, "where to buy parts". This? Nope, just the ebay auction page.
Maybe it isn't disturbing enough, but I think this really belongs here [disturbingauctions.com]. A forum to comment and post funny and disturbing ebay auctions.
Re:This is not the forum for this. (Score:2)
Gettin way off topic here, but from that page, Hopelessly addicted to ebay Barbie" [ebay.com]
Oh boy! (Score:5, Funny)
Very nice, but.... (Score:3, Informative)
The maker apparently doesn't know much about Star Wars. He calls it a "scale" replica...considering a Star Destroyer is supposed to be 1.6 kilometers long, those little model people are what, 500 feet tall?
And the bridge section shouldn't be near as fat.
He even says that a Star Destroyer boasts "8 laser batteries" when it's a well known fact that it has 60 turbolaser cannons...not 8. If it had 8 laser cannons, two X-wings would outgun it, lol.
Re:Very nice, but.... (Score:4, Informative)
Re:Very nice, but.... (Score:2)
Re:Very nice, but.... (Score:3, Funny)
Did anyone else read his background on the ship. He's calling it a super-star destroyer, saying it's the one Vader hunted down Leia's Corillian Corvette with in ANH, this is incorrect, Vader grabbed Leia in an "Imperial Class Star Destroyer" The older, smaller versions were called "Victory Class Star Destroyers" and were only a half kilometer long. The "Super Class Star Destroye
Re:Very nice, but.... (Score:2)
here't the authoritative information: http://www.starwars.com/databank/starship/superst
Re:Very nice, but.... (Score:4, Interesting)
The older, smaller versions were called "Victory Class Star Destroyers" and were only a half kilometer long.
True
The "Super Class Star Destroyer" you see plunging into the second death star in ROTJ is Vader's Capital ship and is close to 5 kilometers in length.
I'm not sure there is such a thing -- either a "Super Star Destroyer" (from computer games I think) or Executor-class Star Destroyers / Command Ships, from Vader's Executor in ROTJ.
All this is further discussed here:
STAR WARS: Technical Commentaries [theforce.net]
Thank god for that document, that shows someone else is more geeky than me!
Re:Very nice, but.... (Score:2)
I know...That's ridiculous! Worst, model, ever!
Re:Very nice, but.... (Score:3, Funny)
Why do you think he is selling it? He realizes he seriously fucked up the scale and dimensions. He's trying to unload this piece of shit to get money for more materials to build a new one that isn't such a royal embarrassment.
If it had 8 laser cannons, two X-wings would outgun it, lol.
Well, you see ordinarily this would be true, but not in this d
thanks! (Score:5, Funny)
Love,
Duh McObvious
My 25th birthday (Score:3, Funny)
check out the counter on the page (Score:4, Interesting)
How to build your own Star Destroyer (Score:5, Funny)
Step 2) Start Welding.
Step 3) ??????
Step 4) PROFIT!
Re:How to build your own Star Destroyer (Score:3, Informative)
This one has a PC inside it! (Score:3, Interesting)
Build Your Own Imperial Star Destroyer (Score:5, Funny)
# someone might want to... I dunno... shoot a
# torpedo down there or something.
Lesser of two geeks (Score:3, Funny)
But... (Score:2)
Re:But... (Score:2)
Re:But... (Score:2)
Finally (Score:2, Funny)
That's Cool But... (Score:2, Funny)
If you only.. (Score:2, Funny)
This is not to scale with 4" figs! (Score:2, Insightful)
A link that won't get the Slashdot affect! (Score:2, Funny)
I wanted a full scale model anyway (Score:2)
Now that would be awesome!
My God! (Score:2)
Star Destroyer I Devastator (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:This model is way out of scale (Score:5, Funny)
What gave you that idea? The picture of the kid next to it, the 4" Star Wars dolls shown inside the Star Destroyer, or the text indicating that it was made for play?
Re:This model is way out of scale (Score:2, Informative)
Hey now!! (Score:3, Funny)
Eric - "It's an ACTION FIGURE! "
Re:News for Nerds. Stuff that matters (Score:5, Funny)
Re:News for Nerds. Stuff that matters (Score:2)
Re:Think that is weird (Score:2)
Re:How to build a -real- star destroyer? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:How to build a -real- star destroyer? (Score:2)
Re:Yes, but does it really fly? (Score:2)
It would be very difficult to keep it true to the real shape of the movie ship and also make it fly.
Re:that's appropriately-sized? Wrong.... (Score:2)