Comcast Fires TechTV Staff 664
Bocaj writes "Looks like it's curtains for TechTV staff. A Leo Laporte article says that Comcast has let the entire staff go. 'Per the WARN Act (governing plant closings) all the employees of TechTV have been given 60 days notice. The San Francisco operation will be shuttered by July. 100 of the existing jobs will be posted for those willing to relocate to LA.' No word on what will happen to all the shows or the channel."
The important question... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The important question... (Score:5, Funny)
Grannies and goats (Score:3, Funny)
Click... Click... Click... *ARRGGHH!* *thump*
I'm learning to love MimeDefang, as I no longer have to field complaints from embarrassed and irritated staff asking how the hell they make this stuff _go_ _away_.
Re:The important question... (Score:5, Informative)
http://stuff.ubersite.com/10596966192071809/1/C
Re:The important question... (Score:5, Informative)
Might have to go here: http://hektik.org/various/#pictures and then click on Cat's link near the top.
Re:Boy was that weak (Score:5, Funny)
Right now I'm drunk, and I'd definitely do her, but that doesn't answer the question which category she fits in to.
Re:The important question... (Score:3, Informative)
Re:The important question... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The important question... (Score:4, Funny)
>
> Thank you for publicly proclaiming your moral illness. Unfortunately, you've left out your address, so I can't tell my kids who to stay the heck away from.
Why would you have to tell your kids to stay the heck away from him, unless you believe your kids would pay money to see a Slashdotter naked? And you're calling him the sick fuck?
(There was a line in here about pots and kettles, but why bring the interracial kitchenware fetishists into it?)
Welcome to TechTV... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Welcome to TechTV... (Score:4, Funny)
Comcast weenie has a great idea... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Comcast weenie has a great idea... (Score:3, Insightful)
Unfortunately, he screwed up step 1.
Re:Comcast weenie has a great idea... (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Comcast weenie has a great idea... (Score:5, Interesting)
Yeah, that's one of the more ironic parts of this decision. TechTV used to be largely made up of daily content like The Screensavers and Call For Help, which were absolutely useless in reruns a month later ("Oh no! There's a new worm out... hey, that was a month ago!"). For years, they tried to diversify their content so that they could pair those shows up with something that could fill up the rest of their roster with repeatable content. First they tried movies, which failed. Then they tried The Thunderbirds, which didn't last long. Then they finally stumbled upon sci-fi anime, which seems to be working, and paired it with a bunch of new documentary shows that are pretty much hit-or-miss, but don't entirely suck. And now what happens? They're going to become nothing more than a distribution channel for G4, which I'm told has the exact same problem that TechTV had for years -- no repeatable content.
And now that their scope is going to be much more narrow, changing from "TV for geeks" to "TV for gamers" (a subdivision of "geeks"), what are they going to fill their roster with? A new season of Game Over? Maybe some reruns of the Super Mario Bros. Super Show With Captain Lou Albano?
Even funnier (Score:5, Interesting)
Obviously what I've seen isn't fully representative of the video game "fan" audience, but the thing is that G4 viewers aren't just a minority of the people I've seen-- they've been totally nonexistent. The most positive thing I've seen said about G4 ever is one person on a message board once who said they liked G4 because it made good "background noise". This as opposed to TechTV, which seems to have a relatively large, diverse, and visible favorable following.
As a non-cable subscriber, I cannot comment myself on the quality of either channel, since instead of watching television I just play video games and read Slashdot.
Re:Comcast weenie has a great idea... (Score:5, Funny)
Let's buy a great channel
Yeah, but they also bought TechTV. Try to keep on topic here. :)
Re:Comcast weenie has a great idea... (Score:5, Funny)
It's [supersation.com] not [upn.com] like [www.pax.tv] there [qvc.com] are [courttv.com] other [hgtv.com] useless [mtv.com] channels [lifetimetv.com] out [foxnews.com] there [hallmarkchannel.com].
Its a good thing comcast didn't buy disney.. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Its a good thing comcast didn't buy disney.. (Score:3, Informative)
Disney doesn't make animation any more. Anime owns the entire market now, just like the auto industry in the 70s.
Oh, and Disney fired everyone too, just like Comcast.
Re:Its a good thing comcast didn't buy disney.. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Its a good thing comcast didn't buy disney.. (Score:4, Informative)
Oh, let's see. Not counting manga, about 400 square feet of shelf space at Suncoast. Two aisles at Best Buy. One cable network. Most of another. Couple million web sites. $4.3 billion growing market. About 300 million fans worldwide. An Academy Award.
That's for openers...
Re:Its a good thing comcast didn't buy disney.. (Score:5, Informative)
Great story, lots of action...
Too bad... (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Too bad... (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Too bad... (Score:5, Interesting)
Made for great background noise to studying. I'm hoping that some of these people get hired back - maybe another broken show [thebroken.org] soon??? Otherwise, hope someone fills the gap and we get a bit more geek tv.
Re:Too bad... (Score:5, Informative)
Is that really all they think TechTV was --- a bunch of people PLAYING with their computers for fun and entertainment?
It seems to me TechTV served a few very useful purposes, not the least of which was providing free, quality phone support to callers. (In this day and age of "prices shaved to the bone PCs", the average consumer is pretty much left in the dark if he/she has questions not covered by the instructions that came with a hardware or software product. What options do they get? Call India and have someone rattle off canned answers from a card?)
Also, I found a number of very informative bits on TechTV over the years that even the most advanced computer user could appreciate. I remember enjoying an interview Leo did with the man who invented the first mouse (had his working prototype made out of wood on the show). I remember an interesting piece they did just recently with the site operator of rootkit.com. The list goes on, but the point is, TechTV wasn't just some show hawking the latest video games. They covered them, of course - but not without balance.
With the original staff gone, and merging with G4, it sounds to me like it's going to get turned into a big promotional channel for selling video games and related gaming hardware, and will run off anyone just trying to be more productive with their PC, learn more about system security and administration, and so on.
Petition, etc... (Score:5, Informative)
Petition 1 [petitiononline.com]
Petition 2 [petitiononline.com]
Petition 3 [petitiononline.com]
Also a direct link to the Comcast complaint bucket...
Comcast Feedback [comcast.com]
Family Guy (Score:5, Insightful)
Actually, Family Guy's revival was largely attributable to phenomenal DVD sales.
Re:Too bad... (Score:5, Funny)
Wouldn't that just be Slashdot on TV?
Won't someonebody think about the clueless?! (Score:5, Funny)
Looks like The Man has won yet again!
Re:Won't someonebody think about the clueless?! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Won't someonebody think about the clueless?! (Score:5, Funny)
Welcome home. [slashdot.org]
And speaking of the clueless... (Score:3, Insightful)
"UP NEXT: the link between breast implants and computer chips! We'll explain right after this."
Press Release (Score:5, Informative)
As long as Adam Sessler doesn't come back I won't complain too much.
Re:Press Release (Score:5, Insightful)
Adam's the only reason I watch... (Score:4, Insightful)
If the channel quality degrades much, it might be the opportunity I needed to move to Voom - as the lack of TechTV was holding me back.
Re:Press Release (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Press Release (Score:3, Insightful)
There's really no clue as to which shows are in or out yet...
Re:Press Release (Score:4, Interesting)
"Body Hits" and "Nerd Nation" were pretty good shows -- I never much cared for "Spy School" or "Consipracies" however. If I had my way with their line up (yeah I know your glad i dont)
I would have
-xplay
-nerd nation
-body hits
-screensavers
and I'd lose
-conspiracies
-spy school
-robot wars (that guy is sooooo anoying)
and I could go either way on
-anime
-call for help (why not)
-fresh gear
-tech live
Re:Press Release (Score:3, Interesting)
What mostly amazes me is that Comcast intends to replace TechTV with G4.
Great idea guys, replace one hardly watched niche network with an even less watched niche network.
Re:Press Release (Score:5, Insightful)
Just to let you know, Nielsen is one of the better scams of the universe. It produces next to random, unverifiable numbers and gets to charge kings ransom, plus it gets to decide direction of American TV. No competition. No credible verification. No regulation. No oversight. Ever growing stream of money and undeserved "prestige" (oh, just so fitting the race-to-the-intellectual-bottom enterntainment and the politco-propagandistic info-tainment industries).
What a racket!
Lets just hope (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Lets just hope (Score:3, Funny)
Linus! Linus! Linus!
That would be an interesting show.
"I have something that I have to tell you... Remember that week I said I went on vacation to Vegas? Well, the truth is I installed Windows..."
I wonder what they would do for the PPV-Only Uncensored episodes.
Re:Lets just hope (Score:5, Funny)
I got my money on Linus...he's crafty.
Re:Lets just hope (Score:3, Funny)
I too would like to see Bill Gates trying to jump on everyone's head.
Whew. (Score:4, Interesting)
Thanks Comcast (Score:5, Interesting)
I'm sure it will be replaced with something highly mediocre. Weren't they thinking of combining G4 and TechTV? Now its just going to be G4? I've personally tried to watch G4 and couldn't do it.
I don't understand why they would can the entire network.
Well, now that TechTV is gone, I've got no reason to keep the digital cable around, everything else I want is on basic cable.
Re:Thanks Comcast (Score:5, Interesting)
My sentiments exactly. And seeing as Comcast is my cable company, I'll be sure to mention that to them as I downgrade.
Re:Thanks Comcast (Score:5, Insightful)
Nooooo! (Score:5, Funny)
Oh well, she will live on Photoshop.
Guess I'll have to get my news somewhere else (Score:3, Funny)
This is part of a merger with G4 (Score:5, Informative)
Q: How does the merger expand G4's subscriber growth?
A: The merged network will be available to 44 million cable and satellite customers, representing every major MSO and satellite provider (28 million cable and 16 million satellite). G4, launched in April, 2002, is currently available in 15 million homes in 47 of the nation's top 50 television markets.
Q: What MSO's and satellite companies will carry the combined network?
A: Comcast; Time Warner; Mediacom; Insight; Cablevision; Charter; Adelphia; Cox; Cable One; Dish; and DirecTV.
Q: Who will be the network's chief executive?
A: Charles Hirschhorn, currently founder and CEO of G4, will oversee the merged network as CEO.
Q: Will the two services run independently of each other or be immediately combined?
A: The two channels will merge into one network. In the meantime, both G4 and TechTV will continue to air as independent channels, pending customary regulatory approvals underway.
Q: Where will the network be headquartered?
A: The merged network will be headquartered in Los Angeles.
Programming:
Q: What will a typical programming day look like?
A: The merged network will be the nation's premier 24/7 television network all about video games, technology and the gamer lifestyle. The G4 programming day will showcase many existing G4 and TechTV series such as G4's ICONS; PULSE; JUDGMENT DAY; PLAYERS, and CHEAT! as well as TechTV's ANIME UNLEASHED; X-PLAY; SCREEN SAVERS; FRESH GEAR; and ROBOT WARS. G4 will also premiere new original programming which will be announced at a later date.
Q: How many hours of original programming will the merged network produce?
A: After the networks merge, G4 will air more than 20 series and 800 episodes per year. New programs continue to be in development.
Replacement: Slashdot Channel? (Score:5, Interesting)
Then again, with TechTV's fate, maybe it wouldn't be such a success afterall.
Re:Replacement: Slashdot Channel? (Score:3, Funny)
So it wouldn't involve any actual Slashdotters?
Re:Replacement: Slashdot Channel? (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, god, I can just see it now. Bad grammar, no fact checking, and of course the announcer constantly breaking in with "THIS JUST IN!" 10 times a day for the same duplicate story.
Re:Replacement: Slashdot Channel? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Replacement: Slashdot Channel? (Score:3, Informative)
Maybe it went something like this? (Score:5, Funny)
Comcast drone #2: Right.
Comcast drone #1: Something to do with the DMCA, no?
Comcast drone #2: Most likely.
Comcast drone #1: But they all like this TechTV show, right?
Comcast drone #2: Seems like it, yes.
Comcast drone #1: I have an idea....let's let the entire cast go and relocate to LA!
Comcast drone #2: Brilliant!
Enough with the overreactions (Score:5, Insightful)
But, indeed, the merged network's headquarters will be in LA, where G4 has been headquartered. No surprise there.
Still, does anyone think that Comcast is so stupid as to spend all this money on a network, and then get rid of everything that makes people watch it?
Re:Enough with the overreactions (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Enough with the overreactions (Score:4, Interesting)
They have effectively told their employees: "Hey, we love what you have done. We don't need you, and we are disolving this channel you have created. Some of you can apply for your old jobs back, but the descriptions may change, andy you will have to move to LA. It's been great working with you."
Tell me that _You_ would feel that moving from SF to LA on the possibility that you _might_ get a job with the same title as you had before, is a good idea.
Stupid enough to cancel the wrong channel. (Score:5, Insightful)
Want to merge G4 and TechTV? Fine. Kill G4 and take the maybe 2 hours of programming, fix it, and bring it to TechTV, the better channel.
Instead, they do the opposite. They kill the wrong channel and basically put the staff that makes TechTV in a position to not want to migrate.
Comcast should be brown-nosing Morgan Webb and Leo LaPorte like they have gold stuck up their asses. Leo is a pretty smart tech guy that is very personable, easy to understand, and loves his job (none of which are very common in the tech field lately).
Morgan has a rabid army of unsexed fanboys that would pay an extra 10 bucks a month just to see her for 10 minutes a week. Sad, but true.
Are we over-reacting? No.
Because the deal hasn't even went through and Comcast already did the exact opposite of what they SHOULD have done.
Re:Enough with the overreactions (Score:3, Interesting)
truly a shame (Score:5, Interesting)
whats going to happen to their website? (Score:5, Interesting)
Since I watch the Screensavers I usually go to the Screensavers website and look up stuff in the show notes. Sometimes months later... There's alot of good info in there.
mirror (Score:5, Interesting)
Internet Tonight... wow... I miss ZDTV. =(
From the Wikipedia perspective (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:From the Wikipedia perspective (Score:3, Informative)
As to your second question, I'm not really sure what you are asking, but I'll try to respond anyway - just because it's easy to vandalize our articles doesn't make it any less wrong to do it. To make an analogy - let's say you put your coat down on a chair and go to the bathroom, and while you are away someone steals it. Even though you made it easy
Morgan Webb has been offered a new position... (Score:3, Funny)
Come on, Morgan, I'll throw in comprehensive healthcare! Whaddaya say?
Re:Morgan Webb has been offered a new position... (Score:5, Funny)
He deserves the funny mods, seeing as just about any single male here (and many who aren't) would love to say the same thing. Oh, and lesbians, I haven't counted you out, I'm just not part of the group so I don't feel comfortable making blanket statements about your sexual desire for Morgan.
How many people watched TechTV? (Score:5, Interesting)
I never subscribed to it, over here in Canada, but watched the free promotional period. It was certainly different from the typical stuff on mainstream tech shows. I wasn't a big fan of the channel since I am not into tech as much as the rest of you here.
I guess this is the last remnant of the dot-com boom
Sivaram Velauthapillai
Finally, more bandwidth for World's Scariest... (Score:5, Funny)
Finally! More broadcast bandwidth for the World's Scariest Reality Midget High School Survival Makeover Elimidate Police Fear Mini-series.
Now if we could only wipe out those damn persistant channels of informative crap like PBS, Discovery, and that other "high-brow" crap. Maybe we'll finally get a whole channel dedicated to quality shows like "The View" and "American Idol".
Re:Finally, more bandwidth for World's Scariest... (Score:3, Insightful)
The Discovery channel has already been eliminated as a source of "high brow crap". At least, I can't stand to watch it as I usually feel my intelligence is being insulted, only unlike the pap on, say, CBS, the Discovery channel has the audacity to think it's teaching me something.
TLC, Discovery, and Animal Planet have already been mostly toasted. (Who the hell would have guessed that the Animal Planet could tune into the Most Extreme meme? Or, perhaps more accurately, tried to tune in.) That l
Slashdot TV (Score:3, Interesting)
Leo's Radio Show... (Score:5, Informative)
That's Los Angeles, but they do stream (Realplayer, naturally.)
Re:Leo's Radio Show... (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Leo's Radio Show... (Score:4, Interesting)
The show presently is only heard on KFI 640 in Los Angeles, but that station streams its content on its website [kfi640.com]. KFI is owned by Clear Channel, so there is a possiblity that the show may be distributed by the Premire Radio Networks if it catches on. Right now's a rating sweep month... so we'll know shortly how well he's doing.
Flagship Show Already Ruined (Score:5, Insightful)
I understand the desire to move successful people to their own shows, but after Leo moved off of TSS and they were left with Patrick (who is so-so), and then Kevin Rose with his elitist attitude and his little girlfriend (can't even remember her name since she is so annoying) that knows jack nothing about computers, well, I can barely stand to watch the show.
Frankly, I don't really watch it more than once a week. I used to watch it daily. That is impressive simply because I don't watch TV. Last year I didn't watch television at all for six months, after that I only watched it to see international perspective of the War in Iraq.
As such, the only reason I have for cable is TechTV. If they kill it (which they already pretty much have) then I will get rid of my cable TV in a heartbeat. Comcast is insane.
Then again, I can hope that someone else will see the potential it had, and do a TSS style show the way it was meant to be done.
Leo, Martin, and Morgan all act like people I hang out with (I'm more in Morgan/Martin's age group, but I know people in Leo's age group that I talk with about technology all the time). Kevin Rose acts like someone I'd never speak with about anything in person. I don't know the guy personally or anything, but I really feel that TSS is ruined without Leo there, and that it was even better than that before they broke up the staff.
The question is: did Comcast kill TechTV, or with it's flagship show in tatters, was it already dead?
Re:Flagship Show Already Ruined (Score:4, Insightful)
It's really too bad: TSS was a fine show when it was a leisurely, 90-min. affair. After they sped up the pace, it just wasn't the same show.
Perhaps, if one were so inclined, one might even trace the beginning of the downward spiral to the move to the new set, or to Megan's departure.
Re: Leo, etc. (Score:3, Insightful)
I think Patrick does a good job too, and agree that he "belo
The real reason... ;) (Score:5, Interesting)
Another Link (Score:3, Informative)
This is horrible! (Score:4, Funny)
I tell you the truth. If Stargate gets canceled, I'm giving up on TV.
Next someone will be telling me that Slashdot doesn't really run news, or that they got bought by OSDN. I'd be downhill from there, for sure. Oh, wait...
Re:This is horrible! (Score:3, Funny)
What about DirecTV? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:What about DirecTV? (Score:4, Interesting)
FCC rules require that any cable-company owned network that is not exclusively delivered by landlines must be made available to other signal providers without discrimination. So, it's not likely they can play keep-away like they do so with some of their regional news and sports channels.
Low ratings might just be the reason! (Score:5, Insightful)
CNET story (Score:4, Informative)
CNET story is here: TechTV lays off San Francisco staff [com.com]
Hmmm... (Score:3, Interesting)
Less newsworhty than it seems... (Score:4, Informative)
See, the WARN act requires that when a downsizing of this scale is going to happen, the employer must give 60 days notice to everybody they're letting go. However, imagine the moral at an office where 2/3 of the people get the notice and the other 1/3 don't... fighting is sure to ensue during the two months before the cutback.
So, in reality... today's news doesn't really tell us what Comcast is planning. They very well could keep the shows alive, but send the jobs who don't affect the content (PR people, master control techs, salespeople, etc.) to LA.
The real answer will come exactly 60 days from now...
My fifteen minutes... (Score:5, Interesting)
A PHB at G4 has his blog at http://hardwarewhore.com/ Classy, no? Not hard to see that they are going to leave a big, flaming divot in the ground.
The new Screen Savers is only so-so anyway (Score:3, Interesting)
As far as G4 goes, I don't see why so many people knock it. To me it has the same feeling TechTV used to have (when it was still ZDTV or whatever). For the most part, the hosts aren't just pretty puppets, but actual gamers and in some cases game industry insiders (the guys on Judgement Day). Also, it's nice to see what some games look like on an actual TV screen in motion instead of just as screen shots on the web. Lastly, Icons is a really great show. It's nice hearing about video game history from the people who lived it. Anyway, enough ranting, these rays aren't going to trace themselves
Unpublihed picture (Score:5, Funny)
Re:And when you though no one could go lower then (Score:4, Insightful)
SCO on the other hand seems to be making meritless accusations in court, is sueing its best clientel, and is betting everything on getting money from IP that they really don't own. This is not common buisness practices. Among the suits who approve of the comcast-style layoffs, the types of things SCO is doing would classify them as scum. No, comcast hasn't gone lower than SCO, they haven't come close.
Re:And when you though no one could go lower then (Score:4, Insightful)
I agree with your general point. However, I think you're a little off on this particular part. Comcast hadn't been running TechTV. Comcast bought TechTV and then announced layoffs shortly after. Whether TechTV was doing well or not may not be the issue (although they did take quite a hit during the dot-bomb).
But otherwise... right now. This is no SCO-ism.
Re:To be merged with G4... (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:To be merged with G4... (Score:3, Interesting)
However, those distribution contracts all void themselves if Comcast totally changes the content, so they're going to have to keep at least some of TechTV's shows if they don't want to wind up in court...
Re:yawn... (Score:3, Interesting)
For several years Leo Lapprot hosted both Call for Help and The Screensavers. I suspect that trying to handle both audiences (the raw newbies, and the supposed non-newbies, but not supertech
I can't win, dammit! (Score:3)
DirecTV is owned by Right-wing prick Rupert Murdoch.
Comcast is eying Adelphia, which owns my community's cable franchise.
Guess I'm sticking with rabbit ears.