


Spider-Man 2 Reviewed [updated] 443
Update: 06/30 15:42 GMT by T : This article has been pulled; the Spider-Man 2 review which appeared here was reposted without credit or permission from chud. (Read it in its original context.) We welcome original feature-length articles, but not plagiarism.
Kirsten in Spider-Man (Score:3, Interesting)
OK, she's not Meryl Streep, but she doesn't have to be; Kirsten has tremendous sex appeal--which more than compensates for her somewhat mediocre performance in Spider-Man.
Besides, I thought she was intense and believable in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind [imdb.com].
Re:Kirsten in Spider-Man (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Kirsten in Spider-Man (Score:5, Funny)
You don't notice it until it's pointed out to you, and once you notice, you can't tear your eyes away from it.
Re:Kirsten in Spider-Man (OT) (Score:5, Funny)
May you both rot in hell.
Re:Kirsten in Spider-Man (Score:5, Insightful)
That being said, I agree that she gave a very good performance in ESotSM, and I don't think she was horrible in the first Spider Man... I've never considered her a horrible actress (like, say, Samantha Mathis). I will see SM2 tomorrow and frankly I'll be surprised if she gives such a horrible performance that it makes me wish someone else had been cast.
Re:Kirsten in Spider-Man (Score:4, Funny)
ESotSM? OK, it's officially gone too far nerds, we need to stop abbreviating EVERY FUCKING THING.
Re:Kirsten in Spider-Man (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Kirsten in Spider-Man (Score:2)
In my experience, pretty good actress (Score:5, Interesting)
So, overall, in the things I've seen her in she's been a pretty good performer. I certainly can't recall a performance where she's been a shocker.
In any case, bad directing can make even the best actor look bad. Natalie Portman, besides being achingly beautiful, is a fine actor, and let's consider just how wooden a performance she gave in Attack of the Clones. It'll be interesting 20 years from now to interview her about working with Lucas; I think she might be less than complimentary.
Re:In my experience, pretty good actress (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Kirsten in Spider-Man (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Kirsten in Spider-Man (Score:5, Funny)
Just a little something for slashdot (Score:3, Insightful)
Something to make sure that every slashdoter world wide will continue to worship at the idol of K. Dunst.
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/0189-sta/du
Ahhh geek sheek, you can't resist a nerd chick!
Re:Kirsten in Spider-Man (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Kirsten in Spider-Man (Score:2)
I Present You: Earth.
Re:Kirsten in Spider-Man (Score:2)
THen again, some people like that...but she's stick thin. She looks sort of like a bobble head doll.
Despite Kirsten Dunst?!?! (Score:2, Funny)
Yes, you are. [ebaumsworld.com]
Re:Despite Kirsten Dunst?!?! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Despite Kirsten Dunst?!?! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Despite Kirsten Dunst?!?! (Score:2)
Personally, I blame Spider-man's dancing. [b3ta.com]
~jeff
Re:Despite Kirsten Dunst?!?! (Score:4, Funny)
SPOILER ALERT (Score:5, Funny)
Oops.
Re:SPOILER ALERT (Score:2)
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My spidey sense (Score:2, Funny)
Re:My spidey sense (Score:2, Informative)
I own Spidey 1 on DVD and have watched it a number of times. Up until Spidey 2, it was my favorite comic book movie.
After seeing Spiderman 2, I am now very excited about the potential of this franchise. There are so many cameos and reasons for some people to hold a grudge against Peter/Spiderman, that by the end of the movie, you are left wondering which villain(s) will be in the
I am going to wait for the Turkish version (Score:5, Funny)
http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=112410&cid=
Read the reviews of the Star Trek/Star Wars remake and nearly split my sides laughing. Can't wait to see what they do with Harry Potter as well!
Raimi and CGI (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Raimi and CGI (Score:5, Interesting)
While I thought "Superman 2" was the best superhero movie ever until the latest generation of superhero movies started coming out (ironically, all based on Marvel characters), the level of special effects has advanced to the point where the action can match the action of the comics, and when combined with thorough and good character development, will make some my favorite movies ever.
When the special effects help create an immersive reality (hello, Peter Jackson) without overwhelming the story or actors (George Lucas, call your office) then you have the best combination.
Re:Raimi and CGI (Score:5, Interesting)
It's not ironic; Warner Bros. (owner of DC Comics) has all but dropped out of the comic-book-movie business since the fourth "Batman" film, and if that was the best they could pull together I'm glad for it. On the other hand, Marvel doesn't have a big media company like WB owning it, so they're making up for the lack of comic book sales since the mid-90s by selling movie scripts (or, to look at it another way, cross-promoting their comic books to increase sales).
Now, Marvel knew going into the game that comic book movies have a terrible track record, so they spent a lot of time and effort getting good scripts and directors for the first X-Men and Spider-Man films, and it paid off. Hulk was a good film, IMO, although not a lot of people loved it. Punisher I never saw. Daredevil I did see, and I frankly regret it. That last movie alone proves that just because Marvel's spending a lot of effort on these films doesn't always mean they're succeeding.
I think Marvel's known all along exactly what you've stated: that good, believable, three-dimensional characters are what brings people back again and again. (Okay, so they probably forgot it for a while back in the 90s, but they're trying.) I'm as glad as you are that they've pushed hard to keep that aspect of their stories in the recent crop of films.
Re:Raimi and CGI (Score:3, Insightful)
That, and DC Universe now belongs to Marvel, anyway. I believe they were bought out at or around the time of the "crossover universe" period, 6 years or so back. Why use DC heros for films when Marvel heroes are better suited?
I'm just waiting with baited breath for a Wolverine movie to be re
Re:Raimi and CGI (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Raimi and CGI (Score:2)
Re:Raimi and CGI (Score:3, Informative)
Wait, why'd you suddenly start talking about Battlefield: Earth? Or did you mean Broken Arrow? Or maybe Face-off or Password: Swordfish? Now I'm really confused.
Re:Raimi and CGI (Score:4, Interesting)
I'd love to see a movie homage to Jack Kirby... a character with no fingernails.
Re:Raimi and CGI (Score:5, Insightful)
As a kid who grew up reading Marvel and DC comics, Spiderman easily became my favorite. No, it was not the action scenes that captivated me but Peter Parker's initial "nerdiness". He was bullied early on by his schoolmate Flash and he was even too shy to make a pass at his officemate at the Daily Bugle who I think was his first object of desire... Betty.
The best Spiderman comic book episodes though was during the span of time he was fighting the Lizard (Dr. Connors), the Rhino, the Vulture and Kraven the Hunter... this was also a time of great turmoil in Peter Parker's life... he had to take care of his ailing Aunt May and was torn between his two ladies of interest... Gwen and MJ who as I recall, was introduced by Aunt May while Spiderman was about to face the Rhino. The original MJ on the comic book looked much better than Kirsten Dunst... thinner, more worldly. Peter Parker was in 7th heaven when MJ decided to go ride with him on his motorcycle.
I am not sure if any movie can capture in film what those comic books conveyed to comic book nerds at the time.
Re:Raimi and CGI (big spoilers) (Score:5, Insightful)
I must say, this movie comes damned close. Through the first two-thirds of the movie, I kept turning to my friend and asking, "Are we supposed to feel THIS SORRY for him?" However, the ending was a big payoff, set up by Peter Parker's suffering throughout the beginning and middle. I was practically cheering when he turns around without his mask on after convincing Doc Ock to drown the reactor, and Mary Jane finally sees his true identity. Likewise I was almost yelling "YOU DUMBASS!" at the screen when he gives her his "we can't be together, too risky, blah blah blah" speech, but that in turn just helps to provoke her to leave Jameson's son at the altar. At the very end, there's all this depressing stuff (Harry becomes the Goblin, Aunt May loses her house, Jameson's son gets stiffed) but all you're focused on is Peter Parker, finally redeemed, in love, and swinging between towers as Spider-Man. That feeling of total empathy with Spider-Man is what makes the movie so great.
Re:Raimi and CGI (Score:3, Insightful)
I think this is, basically, why the Spiderman movies have been so good (haven't seen 2 yet, but everyone's raving). Spiderman was,
stop ripping his kirsten dunst insult (Score:5, Funny)
She must have had alot to do with the comic book characters and electronics, now that i think of it. If I mentioned a hot blonde int he movie, he'd probably reply, "oh the one being saved by that awesome spidey from that no good doc oc.... badass, yeah I sort of remember her".
Re:stop ripping his kirsten dunst insult (Score:2)
fanboys are insane, i tell ya!
Re:WTF??? (Score:2)
Roger Ebert.... (Score:3, Informative)
Anyway, Ebert said it is probably the best superhero|hero movie ever made.
I don't like his tv show now that his original parter, Gene Siskel, who was my favorite - one of the reasons I went to that section of the Chicago Tribune (I live in Indy) first - to see what he'd written about current movies.
I'm certain we could come up with a ton of movies which would be considered superhero|hero movies, where some would be very esoteric to many who haven't had a variety of newspaper cartoons growing up; e.g., The Phantom, in the Trib. And Spiderman was also in the Trib until about the time I graduated from high shool.
Complaining about Kirsten Dunst's acting ability.. (Score:4, Funny)
For pretty much the same reason.
a bird? an airplane? ...no! it's Spider-Man! (Score:5, Insightful)
HOW THE HELL SHOULD I NOT THINK ABOUT AN ELEVATED TRAIN LINE WITH A DEAD END THAT WOULD THROW A BRAKELESS TRAIN RIGHT INTO FIFTH AVENUE!?!?!?!?!?!?!
also, they transformed spider-man into super-man!
- add eyeglasses to alternative identity. check
- not a smart ass. check
- CAN STOP A FSCKING TRAIN WITH ITS BARE HANDS! check
oh! the humanity!
Re:a bird? an airplane? ...no! it's Spider-Man! (Score:5, Insightful)
No matter the situation, Spidey always has a one liner to toss out. THere might have been 1-2 in the entire movie...even with the lower volume of action scenes, it was a big let down.
Movie's still great though.
Re:a bird? an airplane? ...no! it's Spider-Man! (Score:4, Insightful)
Oh and to the poster above complaining about the train scene: you're right, it'll probably be ridiculous (haven't seen it yet), but don't discount Spidermans strength. I remember reading some little blurb in the letters section of some Spidey issue way back when that said Spidey was like the 4th strongest hero in the Marvel Universe, only behind guys like Hulk, The Thing, Thor, and Colossus. Now considering how things change in a comic universe that's probably no longer true, but Spidey's strength is meant to be formidable.
time.. (Score:5, Funny)
Kinda makes you wonder doesn't it?
Re:time.. (Score:5, Informative)
Or he spent 2 minutes cutting and pasting Devin Faraci's review over at CHUD.
Geeze! TOTALLY Copied Review (Score:5, Insightful)
Plus it was a crap review anyway as it did what I HATE in reviews which is giving away some of the best bits. ie. "And the humour was supurb like when he turned into a chicken and ate all the guest's dinners"... that may not be in this film, but you get my drift, I was reading through the review, got to a spoiler of what would have been a great SUPRISE joke and stopped dead right there...
Geeze, how hard is it to write a review that doesn't reveal jokes or plot points? Why can't people stay more generic? X's acting was Good/bad/indifferent, the CG of Y was not so hot, or was during running but crap during swinging. Etc. etc. It's NOT THAT HARD.
EDITOR: YANK THE REVIEW!! (Score:3, Insightful)
When will? (Score:5, Funny)
A differering opinion regarding Kirsten Dunst (Score:5, Interesting)
True, she's been a lot of mediocre teen-movie fare, but to claim that she hasn't had a better performance since Interview with a Vampire indicates to me reviewer hasn't seen Drop Dead Gorgeous [imdb.com].
Typo... (Score:5, Funny)
Berardinelli (Score:2, Informative)
Berardinelli gave Spiderman 2 three stars out of four, which is a fairly solid recommendation.
Shazaam (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah my download finished yesterday.
Re:Why funny? (Score:2)
Because Nanogator prevented a gaffer from buying a pair of glasses.
plagarism from CHUD? (Score:5, Informative)
seems to me bonch just copy/pasted this article in its entirety, without giving any credit to the chud guys, who did the real work!
The Importance of Being Earnest (Score:5, Interesting)
The short of it; a young country gent(Algernon) goes to city to flirt around and cause trouble, but when in the city goes by the name of Ernest so that no rumours of his city life make it back to his home in the country. One of Algernon's city friends, Jack, travels to the country to dally with Algernon's young ward, and he also uses the name Ernest. Combined with some witty dialogue, a good does of sarcasm, and some smacks at the upperclass, its probably one of Wilde's best works. And Oscar Wilde, along with GB Shaw should probably be up there with Shakespeare among England's finest playwrights.
Summary here [sparknotes.com]
Full text here [hoboes.com]
Re:The Importance of Being Earnest (Score:5, Insightful)
Fun, but a downloader folks.. (minimal spoilage) (Score:5, Insightful)
I saw it yesterday and the thing that stands out most in my mind, granted I'm a geek, but when the fusion reaction goes out of control -- critical in fact, and starts magnetically sucking all metal towards itself and fusionically threatens the entire city!?
That's right, I said fusion.
It appears that one of the basic requirements for writing a film these days (and I like to write) is to have not only no knowledge of science, but preferably a vacous gaping city sucking fusion orb where even the most basic science knowledge should be.
Also a complete lack of knowledge of trains is helpful. You might notice an elevated line that is built to go two stories to a dead end at... THE RIVER. Exactly where are the engineers? The physicists? Were you all killed by Doctor Octopus?
And where is Ozcorp getting its never ending funding from? Why wasn't this stock shorted by everyone after their CHIEF SCIENTIST went nuts in the last movie and started killing people? These are details that could have been written into the film, but instead are just thrown away in favor of cliches. The other things that actually save this film from the dreck pile are 1) the performance of J.K. Simmons (the angry editor guy), who once again steals every scene that he's in, on top of being strongly written. (every time that Tobey is in the newspaper office he might as well be invisible.) Meanwhile, Alfred Molina (Doctor Octopus) does a stellar job with second rate lines. Now he is an interesting character -- and, unlike spidey, his CG didn't look fake. Why not make a film about him rather than the bland kid in the spider suit?
Romance is one of the things that saves this film -- because make no mistake about it it's the exact same formula that you've seen and know and love. If you like that film that you've seen a dozen times -- this is it too! Now with extra romance. It's fun for what it is, but don't expect more than cliches.
Is it just me, or isn't there so much more that could be done with film?
Re:Fun, but a downloader folks.. (minimal spoilage (Score:5, Funny)
It's a friggin movie about a highschool student that has the powers of a spider!
and you're banging off about realism?!
sheeesh.... (Score:2, Funny)
sure, it probably is one great movie..but still, that review sounded way over the top
Sam Raimi's 'greatness' (Score:2)
The full credits [imdb.com] of the film tell the full story. Spiderman 2 was written by a total of 6 people - none of which was S. Raimi. There were also 6 producers and executive producers (although, 'executive producer' is often a title given to someone simply as a 'feel good' title and has little involvement). Cinematography was done by Anette Haellmig and
Movie Review: Out-of-context quote of the day ... (Score:4, Funny)
A ton of credit has to go to Bill Pope, who has shot himself
Other reviews... (Score:2)
2. Rotten Tomatoes [rottentomatoes.com]
3. IMDb [imdb.com] (more reviews tomorrow morning)
4. Darh Horizon's review by Garth Franklin (Webmaster)
As far as I see, everyone seems to like it over the first movie! I hope I can catch the flick this Monday with friends. I didn't love the first one, but it was enjoyable. I hope the second one is a lot better.
Oops! Darth Horizons' link! (Score:2)
Just saw the movie, question for the (Score:3, Interesting)
Did anyone else catch Jameson's son doing that huge leap to get to MJ near the end?
I am convinced its a nod to showing him having the symbiot in him (from the cartoon, not the comic books) where I believe he contracted it while in space.
Anyway, I think for a sequel (or triquel?) now that we have:
A) love interest issues resolved (no more harping over MJ)
B) identity issue resolved
We need something to spice it up some more. We obviously have the green goblin 2 coming in the next one, but what about Venom? Any thoughts on this? (i may have the names mixed up, it's been a while since i've read the comics / cartoons).
Movie Theater Benefits (Score:2)
Just got back from midnight sneak peak (Score:2)
Not just a little bit.
For comic book fans, it's got what you want. For film fans, it's got what you want. For action movie fans, it's got what you want.
Granted, there were moments when I wanted to scream "but that doesn't make sense!" ( {spoiler} like when the fusion generator was sucking in everything....except things like people and important props {/spoiler}) But in general it was a well done film.
There are only two criticisms I could possibly give this movie: Kirsten Dunst's
What??? (Score:5, Funny)
Spider-Man 2 is certainly the movie that pays off all the promise Sam Raimi has held for the past few decades.
Whassat? I think that you just unintentionally implied that Army of Darkness was not the greatest movie of all time!
I saw it and reviewed it Wednesday morning. (Score:3, Insightful)
I was surprised by how much I enjoyed Spider-Man 2. A sequel is supposed to dwell in the shadow of its predecessor, but this one does not. Spidey is beaten and humbled -- by enemies, friends, the public, and himself -- and yet he still comes across as one of the most realistic heroes imaginable
The key to this film's success, aside from Tobey Maguire's excellent portrayal of a hero torn among many difficult choices, is Sam Raimi's ability to open and close numerous plot elements while maintaining a coherent and cohesive plot. The movie takes its sweet time to inform you of what has changed, who is important, and why it is all so
Re:Hope it's good... (Score:5, Funny)
Heckboy, perhaps?
Re:Hope it's good... (Score:5, Funny)
You must be new here.
Re:Hope it's good... (Score:2)
Holy crap, people! I was just slinging mud at the mud slinger! I kind thought it would just get modded away for crying out loud.
I can't believe you folks are sitting here debating the moderations on my comment... it's SPIDER MAN! C'mon, geeks! COMIC BOOKS!
We have MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DEBATE!
Like Spider Man gettin' some with Mary Jane and Gwen Stacy at the same time....
Re:agreed, mostly OT (like this) (Score:2)
Especially the 2 seconds thought. I've seen people modded informative, who clearly have NO clue what thier talking about and post complete gibberish relative to the topic. But hey since the mod can't understand it, it must be informative.
One of these days a gnaa crap-post is gonna get moderated +5 informative.
Mycroft
Re:Hope it's good... tsarkon reports (Score:2)
Hooray for Markov!
Re:Hope it's good... tsarkon reports (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Hope it's good... (Score:2)
Re:Hope it's good... (Score:2, Insightful)
idiot trolls... (Score:3, Funny)
I suspect he is trying to make up for the general dislike he has built up by spewing mindless teenage trolling into the mix. 'YHBT. YHL. HAND'
I think we need some new acronyms...
YATR - You *are* thirteen, right?
MSCYR - Mom Says Clean Your Room!
NIOTS - Nothing Interesting or Original To Say
Any more suggestions?
Re:idiot trolls... (Score:2)
Re:Spiderman Review? (Score:5, Informative)
I didn't know trolls submitted articles these days.
Trolls submit articles.
But trolls don't write articles.
THIS REVIEW IS PLAIGARISM, PURE AND SIMPLE
bonch (38532) [slashdot.org] did write this review.
Unless bonch's name is really Devin Faraci, "bonch's" review is cut-and-pasted from chud.com [chud.com].
Re:Spiderman Review? (Score:2, Informative)
Re:The best, most informative post yet! (Score:5, Informative)
ATTENTION - FILTHY TROLLING SCUM (Score:2, Informative)
Please mod parent -1 Troll (Score:2, Informative)
Might I also suggest finding out this guy's ISP and IP address, informing them, and prompting criminal proceedings?
Forget the game (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:Forget the game (Score:2)
#1: I get modded up yet you get modded down? While I'd say an actual review would be cooler then a bestbuy link, I would also say that the parent is not off topic for making a reference to the game.
#2: It's possible you are correct and the PC edition is diffrent from the Gamecube, but the link you provided says PlayStation 2, Nintendo GameCube, Xbox, Windows. I'd be interested to hear how the respective version differs.
Re:Don't forget the game! (Score:2)
"My sphinctersense is tingling"
Re:Seen it, liked it, but # 3 doesn't look good th (Score:5, Interesting)
Earrghh! I thought I'd outgrown this stuff 20 years ago. Why do I even remember the names of a bunch of Spiderman villians?
Re:Seen it, liked it, but # 3 doesn't look good th (Score:2)
Re:Seen it, liked it, but # 3 doesn't look good th (Score:3, Insightful)
BTW, it is the Lizard, not LizardMan. But the Lizard is almost definately to be in the third. Most likely Venom will never play a role.
For the special effects, Hydro or Sandman would be good choices.
Re:Seen it, liked it, but # 3 doesn't look good th (Score:2)
Re:Seen it, liked it, but # 3 doesn't look good th (Score:5, Interesting)
I don't remember the exact progression (which came first, GG or HG?), but I do know that Harry takes up the mantle of the Green Goblin. The Hobgoblin was someone else (Googled for it [spiderfan.org]). I thought there were only three Green Goblins (though I couldn't remember other than Norman and Harry). It looks like there were four of them. There were also four different Hobgoblins. Apparently villains in the Spider-Man mythos like to recycle old ideas (see the page above, there are several different iterations of a number of villains).
Re:Well put. (Score:3, Insightful)
While a completley biased "documentry" about a America is politcal news, it's not really nerd news. I mean, nerds care about politics, but so do business people, and blue collar workers etc. There is lots of news that is quite important, that doesn't make it to slashdot, because it's not nerd news, They have to keep relevant, or you end up with information overload
Re:Sounds great... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Sounds great... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:hrmm (Score:2)
What? I saw a dude in an unbelievable costume, setting Spiderman up in totally dumb scenarios to catch him, who lauged way too much. What was there to like about him?
I'm dead serious. My opinion here of this guy is not like other opinions I've heard, so I *must* have missed something. Can somebody please clue me in to why this guy was more than a typical not-so-bright super villain?
Re:Just bought my tickets (Score:2)
I just got back from it. It was so fantastic. I've been reading the newspaper strip on the Internet since the first movie (it's actually written by Stan Lee, the comic books aren't), and it made it that much sweeter. Not to spoil the movie, but the final line of dialogue is a catch phrase in the strip.
But both Peter Parker and Spiderman came alive in a way they never had to me before.