System Downtime, Maintenance 370
When I originally "designed" (I use the term loosely since evolved is more accurate) the system, "Sections" were meant to be for "Data Types"... for example "Book Reviews". A book review is fundamentally different than a Slashdot "Article" because it has extra fields like the ISBN code. At the same time I essentially coded "Skins" because each "Data Type" needed custom look & feel type stuff so that the story could actually display the unique data fields.
So when we created YRO and the BSD section and later on the Apple section, I just reused the skinning part of "Sections".. it was the easiest way to do it, but it created problems later: under the old design a story could only have one "Section"... some sections defined "Data Type" and others defined "Subject Matter" (like Apple or BSD)... thats why bsd.slashdot.org can never include a book review, and apple.slashdot.org can't include an 'Ask Slashdot'. This confounded users of our search page to no ends, to say nothing of frustrating editors who couldn't include topical stories within their appropriate section.
Undoubtedly we'll see some bugs to pop up... so please be patient and submit bug reports. We'll be wacking bugs for a few days... there's always a few of them that don't pop up until you put them in front of the half a million users on the real hardware. Thanks for understanding!
9 eastern? (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:9 eastern? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:9 eastern? (Score:5, Funny)
Are you kidding? This is worse than having all six suns setting for the first time in thousands of years. I have no choice but to watch Stargate: Atlantis and finish the other half of this pizza feast. Fatter, yes. Completely insane, also yes. Plans for Friday night, of course not.
Re:9 eastern? (Score:4, Funny)
Now, take my Fark and we'll have words.
Re:9 eastern? (Score:2)
Re:9 eastern? (Score:5, Informative)
Re:9 eastern? (Score:5, Informative)
I think the grandparent poster just encountered somebody who was lying about being unable to process the cancelation so that they'd be given a save in order to boost the numbers. I don't think top-level management would approve of such a tactic, but it's certainly possible a mid-level manager would "look the other way" about his "star performer"...
Re:9 eastern? (Score:2)
LP? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:9 eastern? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:9 eastern? (Score:5, Funny)
Trust me.
Re:Can't (Score:3, Informative)
Here I am in FreeBSD using Firefox
I go here
http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/do w nl oad.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash
I get this message
Macromedia Flash Player Download Center
We are unable to locate a single Web player that best matches your platform and operating system.
Please visit our table of recommended Web players.
Please go read this page
http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/alt er nates/
and revise your opinion on the ubiqity of Flash
Re:Can't (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:9 eastern? (Score:3, Informative)
Actually, they could do pretty much everything. Interactive menus? Not desirable in the first place, but easy enough to do with CSS if you really want to. Strongbad could be done with any movie format, and needn't be in Flash. The only part of the site that doesn't really have an option at the moment is the interactive games. Yes, there are alternatives to Flash for that (Java, SVG, etc.) b
Re:9 eastern? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:9 eastern? (Score:2)
I understand its a common courtesy and all, but I for one am glad I got *some* kind of notice. I'm used to sites being down for a few hours, and THEN coming back up with a "hey we went down for maintenance, etc etc" message.
Re:9 eastern? (Score:3, Insightful)
Exactly. (Score:5, Funny)
Do you have any idea how much of a disruption to the workflow at my company Slashdot going down is? If we don't keep the engineers distracted, they'll start interacting with the customers! The customers will be speaking to someone who knows something. Then the customer will know something. Then our business is ruined.
Thanks Slashdot. Thanks a lot. I hope you like your prescious backend update. In Japan.
oh no... (Score:3, Funny)
Well, I guess I'll just have to go outside, or talk to a girl, or something...
Re:oh no... (Score:5, Funny)
Set up a mirror?
Re:oh no... (Score:3, Funny)
A what?
Re:oh no... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:oh no... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:oh no... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:oh no... (Score:5, Funny)
Most readers here would need a published API for such interaction...
Re:oh no... (Score:3, Funny)
At least... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:At least... (Score:4, Funny)
Re: (Score:2, Funny)
There's still hope! SouthPark Marathon! (Score:2)
Uh oh.... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Uh oh.... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Uh oh.... (Score:3, Funny)
Isn't it usually right about now that the Autopr0n guy shows up to plug his site?
NO! (Score:5, Funny)
Downtime... (Score:5, Funny)
your genitals withered and useless."
Question.... (Score:4, Insightful)
Good luck with the upgrade, I hope Sod and his law stay far... FAR away.
Re:Question.... (Score:2)
Re:Question.... (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Question.... (Score:2)
s/where/we're
that's what i get for not using Preview.
Re:Question.... (Score:2)
Re:Question.... (Score:2)
Re:Question.... (Score:3, Informative)
UK TIME != GMT.
Re:Question.... (Score:2)
Time::timelocal() says... (Score:5, Funny)
Be sure to do a backup (Score:5, Funny)
Bad timing (Score:5, Funny)
We expect to go down around 9 (eastern) and hope to be back up by midnight.
Oh that's just great. Now what the hell am I supposed to do with myself on a Friday night? Go downtown and watch all the cool people on their dates?
Couldn't you guys have scheduled this downtime for sometime during my work hours so I could actually get something done at the office for a change?
GMD
never thought i'd get to say it... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:never thought i'd get to say it... (Score:5, Funny)
Real Life Test (Score:5, Funny)
So, what are the changes? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:So, what are the changes? (Score:5, Insightful)
Believe me, anytime something isn't working right, you can just grep through the comments and find all the complains and debugging information you can stand.
How about upgrading to valid html? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:How about upgrading to valid html? (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:How about upgrading to valid html? (Score:5, Informative)
Migrating a whole site to XHTML is much, much harder than doing a mockup of one page.
Re:How about upgrading to valid html? (Score:3, Insightful)
I have a feeling my grandparent poster wanted a machine-readable interface to the whole site, including comments, journals etc.
While that's great in theory, I know from experience that it just ends up inviting even more badly-written bots which mess up caches and hammer the site for ten minutes at a time because their authors are too incompetant to implement their own caching and stagger their requests.
Re:How about upgrading to valid html? (Score:4, Informative)
What Will I Do?!?! (Score:2)
Isn't tonight Stargate Atlantis? (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Isn't tonight Stargate Atlantis? (Score:2)
Re:Isn't tonight Stargate Atlantis? (Score:2)
Aw come on :( (Score:5, Funny)
hmm.. stargate? (Score:2)
yea but (Score:2)
Re:yea but (Score:3, Funny)
I was wondering if perhaps
Double Posting (Score:2)
More interestingly, I wonder if ie is posted again, will they take the servers down for another upgrade.....
wbs.
Forums? (Score:2)
Evolved... (Score:2)
Heh. I've just been outside reading ``Emergence'' by Steven Johnson, and there is a part about Slashdot.org, and how it ``evolved''. Kind of an interesting time coincidence
7 minutes to go *sob* (Score:2)
I guess I better go and get some beer. I'm going to miss you /.
I love you, please come back soon :(
Re:7 minutes to go *sob* (Score:3, Funny)
wbs.
Crossing my fingers (Score:5, Funny)
"We're taking the system down tonight for a some system updates. We expect to go down around 9 (eastern) and hope to be back up by midnight.".
If I had stock options for every time I'd tried that and ended up having to scurry in a panic through the weekend... Oh wait, I'd still be broke. Nevermind.
Best of luck guys!
So, Slashdot will be down. (Score:2, Funny)
How many page views / unique IDs per hour? (Score:2)
How many page views & unique users does Slashdot get in a typical day or hour, anyways? I've always wondered that but never knew.
Dave
The Cries (Score:2)
Freedom (Score:2)
While you're at it... (Score:2, Interesting)
Google cache... (Score:3, Funny)
Shashdot will be slashdotted! (Score:2, Funny)
It will be interesting to see what happens (Score:5, Funny)
If it doesn't work, then I'm guessing that Slashdot will move to the ultimate in stable, secure and scalable web architectures: ASP.net.
Last Post (Score:2)
--Mike--
Slashdot down for 3 hours (Score:2)
[ hits F5 for next 3 hours ]
It's a conspiracy! (Score:2)
Well, I found a loophole in that plan.
*main screen turn on*
First Bug? (Score:2, Informative)
I know what one of the changes was! (Score:4, Informative)
( Read More... [example.com] | science.example.com )
( Read More... [example.com] | 91 comments | yro.example.com )
And so on...
- JoeShmoe
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WOW, Slashdot is teh sucks! (Score:3, Funny)
It's DARK out there!
I'm just going to wait here and watch my screensaver while I wait for
Oh, wait, NM.
Thank god it's back up! (Score:5, Funny)
[shudder]
Slashdotting (Score:5, Funny)
Bug found... (Score:3, Funny)
Just kidding, made you look!
I knew Karma would pay off... (Score:3, Funny)
yay Taco (Score:4, Informative)
15 Minutes Warning (Score:4, Funny)
Next time... (Score:3, Insightful)
-- With a Henry Rollins song now in my head.
Comment removed (Score:5, Funny)
curse you, 12-hour clock..... (Score:3, Funny)
will my daily fix disappear in 10 hours 30 minutes, or 12 hours sooner, which is..... wait, that's obvious, isn't it?
Forget that I asked, please....
Re:Edit? (Score:5, Insightful)
I see it all the time on other discussion forums, it's no fun!
Re:Edit? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Edit? (Score:2)
Re:Edit? (Score:5, Insightful)
So how about only allowing edits so long as the post has not been modded and no one has replied yet? As far as I can see that avoids every objection to editing posts.
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Re:Edit? (Score:5, Funny)
Poster: "I like dogs!"
Another poster clicks reply, and starts to type.
OP clicks edit, and changes to: "I like sex with dogs!"
The 2nd poster now clicks on submit with "It's good to find someone with the same interests as me."
Re:Edit? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Edit? (Score:5, Insightful)
I mean, tables? C'mon!
For a site that's constantly running stories on how people should switch to Mozilla and the like, they've decided to keep compatibility to Netscape 3.0.
No geek runs a browser so old that they have to rely on tables for layout. Get with the program, /.