11,000 Words on the Star Wars Trilogy DVDs 435
The Barking Dog writes "On Monday, September 27th DVD Verdict posted a bantha-sized review of the Star Wars Trilogy. Written by ten people and weighing in at over 11,000 words, it's probably the net's most thorough, extensive review of not only the DVDs, but Star Wars's impact on sci-fi and filmmaking in general. And as one of the contributors, I think that's a good thing."
11 Words on the Star Wars Trilogy DVDs (Condensed) (Score:5, Funny)
Re:11 Words -- 7 words, Yoda compression (Score:5, Funny)
For third time purchase, sucker you are.
Re:11 Words on the Star Wars Trilogy DVDs (Condens (Score:5, Informative)
1. Fox video stereo edition
2. "THX" edition
3. Laserdisc
4. Special Edition
5. Special Edition - Letterbox
6. Special Edition on DVD
That's just what I'm sure of off the top of my head. I would guess that the Fox video version was also available on Betamax, but I'm not sure.
-Peter
lest we forget (Score:4, Funny)
Vinyl
Cassette Tape
Compact Disk
Special Edition Compact Disk
Re:lest we forget (Score:4, Funny)
What?
Re:11 Words on the Star Wars Trilogy DVDs (Condens (Score:3, Funny)
2. PROFIT!
3. "THX" edition
4. PROFIT!
5. Laserdisc
6. PROFIT!
7. Special Edition
8. PROFIT!
9. Special Edition - Letterbox
10. PROFIT!
11. Special Edition on DVD
12. PROFIT!
(sorry I could not find out where to put the ??? patr)
Re:11 Words on the Star Wars Trilogy DVDs (Condens (Score:3, Interesting)
To be honest, I always found a certain "claustrophia" in the Star Wars movies. You understand the "universe" of the story is huge, but it never really feels like anything more than a handful of heroes, two bad guys and a small swarm of targets (Storm Troo
Re:11 Words on the Star Wars Trilogy DVDs (Condens (Score:3, Insightful)
I began to make a serious point and just started having fun with it. Books often have the same problem too. Tolkien, Eddings and Pratchett created worlds which are both large and well fleshed-out. Science fiction is a little harder because a realistic scale means your universe is IMMENSE, but it happens. The problem with movies is that its easier to connect to a story that focuses on a single hero or a small group of heroes. The only good e
Re:11 Words on the Star Wars Trilogy DVDs (Condens (Score:3, Funny)
That's because Tatooine is the source of spice. Without it the empire would come to a standstill because ships could no longer travel through hyperspace. The spice is produced by Sarlaccs and.... oh never mind.
Re:11 Words on the Star Wars Trilogy DVDs (Condens (Score:3, Funny)
Star Fleet Redshirts.
Re:11 Words on the Star Wars Trilogy DVDs (Condens (Score:2)
Sure these are the bastardized versions but the DVD transfer is very nice and clean.
Besides now I don't have to feel bad about my transferred off laserdisc original trilogy version.
Re:11 Words on the Star Wars Trilogy DVDs (Condens (Score:5, Funny)
Re:11 Words on the Star Wars Trilogy DVDs (Condens (Score:4, Funny)
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This is not the discussion you're looking for. Move along....
Lucas sucks (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Lucas sucks (Score:5, Funny)
11,000 Words? (Score:3, Funny)
Bah. Not impressive. Give me 11,000 words written in Gungan, then I'll be impressed.
Re:11,000 Words? (Score:5, Funny)
the review... (Score:2)
Re:11,000 Words? (Score:2)
And as one of the contributors... (Score:5, Insightful)
Well you would.
Re:And as one of the contributors... (Score:2, Funny)
Good Thing? (Score:5, Insightful)
Reviews are meant to be shorter than the movies themselves.
Re:Good Thing? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Good Thing? (Score:3, Funny)
The more reviews, the better, I say! Please excuse me, I have to go back to writing my Doom 3 review now.
Already Slashdotted Into Oblivion (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Already Slashdotted Into Oblivion (Score:5, Funny)
He said "cantina" (Score:2)
11,000 words? (Score:4, Funny)
Wouldn't 11 screenshots be just as helpful?
screenshots.. ahoy (Score:3, Funny)
At least he owned up to it... (Score:5, Insightful)
Now that's something the internet has been lacking (Score:4, Funny)
this just in: (Score:5, Funny)
20% Troll
20% Overrated
according to a new poll, only 50% of slashdotters mastubate.
mod me up for not posting this anonymously!
I saw a shorter/better review... (Score:4, Funny)
its the not the size (Score:4, Funny)
Hope you showed your friends first (Score:5, Funny)
"...and as one of the contributors, I think that's a good thing."
"Hey I know, I'll submit a story to /. ..." *KABOOOOOOM*
That server went down faster than a barge gaurd in a sarlac pit.
Re:Hope you showed your friends first (Score:2)
Re:Hope you showed your friends first (Score:2)
Not that impressive... (Score:5, Insightful)
That's nothing. I've seen more effort put into discussions concerning the far-reaching ramifications of Greedo shooting first and Han stepping over Jabba's tail alone.
Re:Not that impressive... (Score:4, Funny)
I agree. What is this Han/Greedo thing? I only remember where Michael shoots first.
Michael gets frisked by Sollozzo, goes into the bathroom and gets the gun behind the toilet. Then, he walks out of the bathroom, whacks the police captain and Sollozzo. He stands up, drops the gun on the floor and walks quickly to the door, where he is picked up by a car.
Now, THAT'S a DVD trilogy worth buying.
Re:Not that impressive... (Score:3)
I only remember the part where Doc Brown's six-shooter jams and the Libyans shoot first.
Re:Not that impressive... (Score:3, Interesting)
Um, perhaps because in the original, Han does shoot first? (Indeed, Greedo never gets off a shot.)
a bit long, but at least its harmless (Score:3, Interesting)
It is a review, which as for as I am aware should be concise.
But I must admit it is nice to see people being enthusiastic about something benign.
And it did make me smile to read the headline.
So carry on, I guess.
/.ed with no comments posted (Score:5, Funny)
Re:/.ed with no comments posted (Score:5, Funny)
Am still pissed they took out... (Score:2)
"Star Wars" Made "Star Trek: TMP" Possible (Score:3, Interesting)
Then, Gene Roddenberry saw his opportunity to resurrect Star Trek. Despite the fact that he used the same terrible actors and actresses, he convinced Paramount Pictures to fund "Star Trek: The Motion Picture".
Without "Star Wars", would "Star Trek: TMP" have been possible?
By the way, "Star Wars" is not really about science fiction. Science fiction is about belief in technology. Yet, when Luke Skywalker approached the rubicon in his ill-fated life, he faced a choice between technology (using a computer to guide 2 missiles into the Death Star's exhaust) and faith (using his belief in the power of good to guide the 2 missiles). He turned off the computer and followed his faith.
"Star Wars" is a knights' and princess' tale shrowded with buzz words from science fiction. The fundamental story is about the greater battle of good versus evil. In this life, evil seems to win too often, so we are enthralled by a movie that says, "Sometimes. Just sometimes. Good wins."
Re:"Star Wars" Made "Star Trek: TMP" Possible (Score:3, Insightful)
Without "Star Wars", would "Star Trek: TMP" have been possible? By the way, "Star Wars" is not really about science fiction...
Is the parent suggesting that Star Trek is science fiction? Since I am a fan of both, I don't want to invite a flame war, but...
I agree that Star Wars is "a knights' and princess' tale shrowded with buzz words from science fiction". But I would also go on to say that Star Trek is "an ongoing soap opera shrowded with buzz words from science fiction".
Both are a lot of fun, but I
Re:"Star Wars" Made "Star Trek: TMP" Possible (Score:2)
Hence the term "Science Fantasy".
Re:"Star Wars" Made "Star Trek: TMP" Possible (Score:5, Insightful)
Star Trek was HUGE in the 70s, moreso than when it was in original runs.
Methinks that maybe you weren't born when Star Wars or Star Trek made their original theater runs
Re:"Star Wars" Made "Star Trek: TMP" Possible (Score:2)
I've never seen a definition of science fiction as "belief in technology." The science fiction I've read usually shows how technology leads to the destruction of society or the world.
Re:"Star Wars" Made "Star Trek: TMP" Possible (Score:5, Funny)
(Now that is a good movie.)
Re:"Star Wars" Made "Star Trek: TMP" Possible (Score:3, Funny)
These are the questions that haunt us. What sort of nightmarish world would we today inhabit had there never been a "Star Trek: The Motion Picture"? No, no, it's too horrible even to contemplate. Let us instead give daily thanks in our prayers that there was "Star Wars", and for all the blessings it has brought upon us. For we are huge nerds, and so forever shall be. Amen.
Re:"Star Wars" Made "Star Trek: TMP" Possible (Score:3, Funny)
Re:"Star Wars" Made "Star Trek: TMP" Possible (Score:3)
Yes. TMP was originally 'Star Trek: Phase II', a new series that they started building sets for. When the change was made to TMP, it was still well before SW had come out. ST was coming whether SW was there or not.
A better question would be "Was STII a result of Star Wars?" I personally believe the answer is still no, as nothing in the first movie indicated there would be any sort of SW's action. But, still, I imagine somebody has an i
Darth Varder isn't such a badass.... (Score:5, Funny)
Big deal, I hacked my pacemaker to double as an iPod!
Re:Darth Varder isn't such a badass.... (Score:2)
My review of the SW DVD (Score:5, Funny)
DVD Remastered THX Collector's Set....$49
Forcing wife to watch the whole trilogy yet again....priceless.
What's the point? (Score:3, Interesting)
I haven't bought the DVDs yet, but this is the one thing I read about the changes that really aggravated me. Is it not possible for Anakin to have aged? Obviously a great deal of time has passed since Episode III, and wouldn't it make sense for Anakin to look older? This seems to be George's biggest mistake in his second set of updates, in my opinion. As the article said, at least they didn't replace Alec Guiness.
Anakin's Redemption Diminished? (Score:5, Insightful)
If that's the case (and maybe it's not), isn't the importance of Anakin Skywalker's redemption somewhat diminished if his apparition doesn't really reflect the fact that he abandoned the Dark Side at the end?
This is probably a debate for bigger Star Wars nerds than I, but I thought I should at least throw that out to the discussion.
Re:Anakin's Redemption Diminished? (Score:2)
I'm not a big enough Star Wars nerd either. I know the movies decently, and that's about it. Someone else may know more.
Re:Anakin's Redemption Diminished? (Score:2)
MOD PARENT UP! (Score:4, Insightful)
Absolutely, it was all about the redemption!
And to erase the redeemed Anakin is to nullify the moment when he saw his son being zapped by the Emperor, deciding "fuck it, it was never supposed to be this way", and taking the Emperor out.
I didn't buy the DVDs, nor do I plan to, especially since now I wonder whether in "Lucas' Vision" Anakin ever got redeemed, or if Anakin was truly destroyed by Vader.
Not that it really matters, but it does change the premise of the movie.
So explain this... (Score:5, Insightful)
So how the hell did Luke recognize him?
Re:So explain this... (Score:3, Insightful)
Heh, well, which other dead Jedi-relative to Luke would it be?
Re:So explain this... (Score:5, Funny)
Star Wars is not sci-fi!!! (Score:2)
There is no way Star Wars is sci-fi. It's space opera (and third rate at that).
Re:Star Wars is not sci-fi!!! (Score:2)
And Janet Jackson had a "wardrobe malfunction"!
Video Quality (Score:5, Interesting)
SW... Dystopian? (Score:5, Interesting)
Eh? I can't agree with this. Outside of Mos Eisley, the world of the first three Star Wars movies was industrial, yet clean. Just go to the scenes inside the spaceships, the Death Star. The Imperial design was "blocky", but that is far from dystopian. It was more Victorian SF than say 1930's Futurism. Even the rebel base at the end of New Hope was pretty clean.
And even Mos Eisley wasn't that bad (apart from being a wretched hive of scum and villainy). Dark? Ok... it was a bar. Outside it look about as dystopian as the ape town in Planet of the Apes. And that movie got dark and wierd when they found the remains of NYC (especially in Beneath with its post-apocolyptic underground).
Bleek futures had existed in Hollywood before, and some were on a more grimey tip than SW: Soylent Green, The Omega Man. Basically anywhere you had a post-fallout society, you had some pessimistic views, a pessimism that Star Wars lacks.
And that's just film. Dystopia was pretty stock in SF literature. The world of the proles was bad in 1984 or that even that of the Morlocks in Time Machine.
The true thrust of dystopianism in film is usually agreed to be the merger of SF and Film Noir. This achieved critical mass with Ridley Scotts movies (Blade Runner, Alien both mentioned in this article). And many would point to Godard's 1956 Alphaville as the first movie to explore this connection. It even used a form of Orwell's Newspeak.
There's probably more geneological ties to those movies than the pretty standard rebel v. evil empire aesthetic in Star Wars. And all of this does nothing to diminish the series' gargantuan impact.
The Future? (Score:5, Insightful)
It was a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away. Where do you get this "future?"
Re:The Future? (Score:2)
The part above the quote I used:
On the subject of science fiction: Star Wars ain't it. In the strictest of senses, this is completely true.
[snip]
But like the Force itself, the influence of Star Wars flows in all directions; despite not technically being a science fiction film, the influence Star Wars had on the science fiction genre as a whole is practic
OB Simpson's quote: (Score:3, Funny)
Han fired first. (Score:3, Interesting)
What I _CAN'T_ get over is changing lines of dialogue and neutering characters at the editing deck for inscrutable purposes.
Han fired first. Period. The fact that he did speaks to his character, and changing that changes his character. If Harrison Ford cared, I'm sure he'd be pissed.
The A&E documentary released to hype up the DVD set goes into how during Empire they kept shooting takes of the Carbonite scene between Han and Leia, how Ford couldn't get a good take with "I love you too" in response to Leia's "I love you". Ford ad-libbed Han's most famous line, and the only reason it survived and made cinema history is because Lucas wasn't directing.
Re:Han fired first. (Score:5, Insightful)
In the 2004 edition, Han fires pretty much simultaneously as Greedo. Maybe slightly after, but IMHO so shortly afterwards that it can't have been a reaction to Greedo, but more that both was thinking the same thing, and firing about the same time.
What I think Lucas tried to do in the Special Edition wasn't to make Solo look like a wimp, but to make Greedo look evil. He is more evil than Han Solo after all. You can say he's as much as a scumbag as you want, but he do belong to the good guys. So I think Lucas considered it logical to make Greedo shoot first in SE, then realized his mistake and tried to fix it up while maintaining Greedo's intents (that it -- to not just sit there waiting to get killed).
Re:Han fired first. (Score:3, Funny)
Gosh, that sure is nice of you. I'm certain that George Lucas is grateful that you're willing to tolerate his making certain changes to his own creative work.
Han fired first. Period.
What I don't understand is how Lucas could have made such a change without first consulting otis
Save time, don't read, watch the movie! (Score:2, Funny)
I'm pretty sure we all understand the movie. Afterall, it has been around since the days Carrie Fisher looked hot in a bikini.
DVDs are good - 111 word review (Score:4, Interesting)
Overall most of the enhancements are ok. There are only 4 things I would have eliminated or not changed.
1) Han shoots first.
2) The silly extended dance routine in Jabba's Palace.
3) Hayden Christensen as a spirit at the end of Jedi. This just doesn't make sense.
4) The celebration song at the end of Jedi. I missed the old one.
Wait, 11 000 words = 22 000 bytes (Score:5, Funny)
2. Assuming an average word is 5 bytes, the text is actually 4 400 words.
3. Repeat.
The review is actually just one quad word in hexadecimal notation: 10CA550CC5.
Oh what the heck:
4. Profit.
Misread the summary (Score:5, Funny)
Comon, it's not like it's that unplausible!
My Impressions of the DVD set (Score:5, Interesting)
Overall, I was impressed with the DVD set, although at times Lucas is trying too much to link them to the first three movies.
Good things:
Most of the changes that were from the 1997 releases were good IMHO, such as making Mos Eisley look bigger and "more alive", making the Cloud City a little less claustrophobic, and making the Death Star and Alderaan explosions a little more impressive. I also liked Jabba's new band in Ep-6, it seemed the kind of excess a crime lord like Jabba would have.
The changes I didn't care much for includes changing the Han/Greedo shooting scene (again - that should have been left alone), changes in the shooting scene in the Prison Block (Imperial Personnel are no longer obviously shot), the new Anakin Skywalker ghost at the end of EP6 along with all of the firework scenes from various locations (actually, I have mixed feeling on this one -- I know that the Emperor was killed, but would the Empire crumble that quickly? We are talking about hours to a day or so from the destruction of the Death Star II to Vader's funeral pyre.
There are other changes (both 1997 vintage and new to this set), but they are for the most part do not affect the movie one way or the other, at least in my opinion.
The 3 movies are still fun to watch, so as far as I'm concerned, the purchase was worth it. It would be nice to be able to get the original movies on DVD, too.
What really pissed me off... (Score:3, Insightful)
In EP6, Jabba looked huge, and disgusting... like he was supposed to be. For some reason he didn't look either huge or disgusting, or particularly intimidating either.
And hell, they even had Han repeating lines from the Greedo scene ("Hey, even I get boarded sometimes"). Were they even trying??
Re:What really pissed me off... (Score:4, Interesting)
(The original idea, I think, was to replace the actor standing in for Jabba with a puppet shot on a blue screen.)
However, after it became apparent that they couldn't do that scene with current technology, they moved all the information learned in that scene to the scene with Greedo.
So, yes, the scene is totally redundant and looked wrong (because it was originally designed around a different Jabba) as shot. This is why the 1997 version had Han Solo step on Jabbas tail - Harrison Ford walked around the stand-in in the original shot, before they really knew what Jabba would look like.
Ultimately, it's one of those scenes that it's kinda neat to know that we can do it now, but serves no purpose any more since they basically wrote it out of the original movie. It's something that they could have done as a bonus feature or something, since it doesn't really offer anything new to the story.
I can't really find any good links on it, but it's mentioned several times [google.com] if you search for it.
Re:My Impressions of the DVD set (Score:3, Informative)
Timothy Zahn's first trilogy of SW novels explains this. The gist is that the Emperor was using his powers in the force to keep the Empire together and when he died the power structure sort of 'snapped out of it'
I like this (Score:5, Funny)
11,000 Words? (Score:2)
comprehensive list of changes from original movies (Score:3)
Appeals to my inner nerd anyhoo.
-S
blocks reign supreme!!! (Score:4, Interesting)
trilogy owners: look at 1:35:16 for one example.
Going from great to good (Score:5, Interesting)
Now they've got this lame voice-over from Vader, "Alert the commander to prepare for my arrival," or something like that. Throw in some re-used footage from RotJ (Vader's Death Star II arrival) for when he lands on his flagship and you've taken ALL the emotion out of Vader's revelation and its consequences (at least on his part).
Everything else I could cope with
Re:DVD (Score:5, Insightful)
"I bought the DVD, and it's definitely NOT worth it, regardless of other people's opinions."
would that be modded up too? lunacy
Re:DVD (Score:2, Funny)
Re:DVD (Score:2, Informative)
yes... (Score:2)
Now when Lea takes the blaster in the cavern in "A New Hope" it doesn't suddenly change into a 44-Magnum sound effect.
Before: "zap zap zap... here, take this... bang bang"
After: "zap zap zap ... here, take this... zap zap"
True (Score:3, Informative)
The biggest changes that I noticed:
Re:True (Score:5, Funny)
http://www.mtonic.com/sw.html
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Re:/.'d already... Article Text (Score:3, Funny)
This isn't the text you're looking for.
Move along, move along...
Re:/.'d already... Article Text (Score:4, Funny)
"That is not the article you are looking for"
Re:Mirror (Score:2)
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That's no MOON...
Mod parent DOWN, it's not a link to the article... it's.. bad.
Re:DO NOT CLICK ABOVE LINK (Score:2)
Trolls save mod points for such occasions these days, it seems. Last few times I posted warning about a link, it was immediately bombed to -1, for example.