Kamikaze Novel Writing 213
spotmonk writes "November is National Novel Writing Month, and the beginning of this year's nanowrimo program will be starting on Nov 1st. Participants will write a novel of a minimum of 50,000 words in a month's time. Described as valuing enthusiasm and perseverance over talent and craft, nanowrimo takes a kamikaze approach to writing a novel - you may not get the best novel out of it, but at least you've written a novel. Sign-ups last till the end of the month."
Chapter One (Score:5, Funny)
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It was from "Throw Momma From the Train" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094142/ [imdb.com]) and Danny Devito's character wrote a godawful short story that started this way.
Hilarious movie. :-)
Ok, that does it..... (Score:2)
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Let's be honest; most of us would-be writters and many real writters would love to be Bulwer-Lytton, one of the most prolific and well-known Victorian authors who actually made a living off his writing. It's sort of a shame he's known for that one line; of course, it beats being known for having his wife put in an insane asylum to shut her up.
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No, no. It was a dark and stormy Internet...
No! Even worse.
Maybe---It was a stark and dormant server... and then it was posted to slashdot.
Hah, now there's the start of a classic Comic Tragedy!
*sings Send in the Trolls*
I have a feeling... (Score:5, Funny)
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Do you work in marketing, by any chance?
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The owls weren't hooting.
The mice weren't squeaking.
The inept weren't buying lottery tickets.
The extraterrestrials that do not exist and have not lost a craft near Area
51 were not hovering nearby, not looking for gullible tabloid-readers and
not finding none.
There were no pipers a-piping, no dancers a-dancing, no maids a-milking, nor
milks a-expiring on in grocers' refridgerators.
Something was indeed missing in the little town of.
In fact, more than just the name of the
Re:I have a feeling... (Score:2, Interesting)
Well, when I took the course, I was working full time. I knew the quarter was going to be just AWFUL
ICFP programming contest (Score:2, Interesting)
Now we know... (Score:5, Funny)
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s/month/afternoon
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I can already see it now (Score:4, Funny)
The opening chapter is a real killer....
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and we all know how it ends..
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it's routine for some (Score:2, Interesting)
Live Novel Writing (Score:2, Funny)
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Kind of makes one wonder what other things people do while writing...
Yeah, quality's over-rated anyway (Score:5, Interesting)
In middle school we had an assignment to write an 8-page paper. After we handed it in, our next assignment was to make the same paper 5 pages.
It's two different skills... (Score:5, Insightful)
Many good writers have the skills to write well, it's the writing fast which confounds them.
My wife is a writer and she summarizes succinctly: "It's easier to fix crap than air".
Nanowrimo does many would-be writers a service: permission to write lots of crap and then spend the next 11 months fixing it.
I'm finally going to get that story together next month. It might not be 50,000 words, but it'll be better than nothing.
Re:Yeah, quality's over-rated anyway (Score:3, Interesting)
This means choosing the perfect word, reworking your
Re:Yeah, quality's over-rated anyway (Score:3, Interesting)
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I'm getting comments from my editor on my second book any day now, and will have until the end of the year to revise it into shape. Since I'm also a full-time professor with a life, I am somewhat concerned about getting better and faster at this.
Re:Yeah, quality's over-rated anyway (Score:3, Informative)
and if any of the novels turn out well ... (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:and if any of the novels turn out well ... (Score:2)
No, that's not a gripe about Asimov's work, just his autobiography.
An interesting experience. (Score:5, Interesting)
There are municipal liaisons that cover areas throughout the country and organize writing groups. I am one in eastern Ohio and what I do is try to keep track of the people in my local area, provide a little encouragement and pass out a couple freebies that the Nanowrimo staff sends out each year. All in all it can be an interesting experience if you are into writing.
Re:An interesting experience. (Score:2)
I'm asking about you, Kibikitour, personally - what do you do?
Sign-ups last until the end of which month? (Score:4, Informative)
Three Day Novel Writing Contest (Score:5, Interesting)
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Did you know there is a group in Vancouver that writes novels in a weekend?
Yes, and they are fools. Everyone knows that any deep and lasting work of art takes an entire month to make.
And, I think, the big difference is the social aspect of the NaNoWriMo...I think some of us nerds could do with
Re:Three Day Novel Writing Contest (Score:2)
Yeah, but unfortunately, the NaNoWriMo guys are wrong on that one: Picasso did it [cnn.com].
He painted the 55-x-38 inch oil on canvas in a single day, December 10, 1938.
(It sold for $50 million at Sotheby's.)
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Besides, who has time to socialize writing 2000 words a day?! Who needs a network to get through one tough month?
I'm planning my next novel now, which will be drafted next year from May through August when I don't have to te
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A kamikaze approach to writing ? (Score:3, Funny)
something like ...... (Score:4, Interesting)
more info [3daynovel.com]
sounds like fun (Score:2)
This sounds like a good time, even if your novel isn't all that great. At least you can go up to people and say "I wrote a novel, it just hasn't been published yet." You could go ha
Re:sounds like fun (Score:2)
Funny that you should mention "lu lu lu," as ANYONE can publish on Lulu [lulu.com].
The thing about kamikaze authors... (Score:5, Funny)
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not that long at all (Score:2)
If you look at it from a "per day" basis, that's only 1666 words a day, which is roughly twice the size as a medium-to-large slashdot post. How many of you have multiple "Click here to read the rest of this post" comments several times a week? If so, I'd wager you've got the perseverence to finish wr
Re:not that long at all (Score:2, Insightful)
Also, it's not as easy as it seems, especially when you miss days due to unforeseen circumstances.
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A novella is between 17,500 and 39,999 words.
A novelette is between 7500 and 17,499.
A short story is under 7500 words.
And now, you know.
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What makes you think sinking your soul into something is easy? And why do you think writing is easy? Writing fiction is not the same thing as writing a slashdot post. If it is, you're probably not doing one of them right.
A lot of people think that writing is easy. After all, everyone can write down words and sentences. It's a highly skilled art form and it takes years to get good at i
Lulu (Score:3, Informative)
And for the Play-by-Play... (Score:3, Informative)
Commentator: Hello, and welcome to Dorchester, where a very good crowd has turned out to watch local boy Thomas Hardy write his new novel "The Return Of The Native", on this very pleasant July morning. This will be his eleventh novel and the fifth of the very popular Wessex novels, and here he comes! Here comes Hardy, walking out towards his desk. He looks confident, he looks relaxed, very much the man in form, as he acknowledges this very good natured bank holliday crowd. And the crowd goes quiet now, as Hardy settles himself down at the desk, body straight, shoulders relaxed, pen held lightly but firmly in the right hand. He dips the pen...in the ink, and he's off! It's the first word, but it's not a word - oh, no! - it's a doodle. Way up on the top of the lefthand margin is a piece of meaningless scribble - and he's signed his name underneath it! Oh dear, what a disapointing start. But his off again - and here he goes - the first word of Thomas Hardy's new novel, at ten thirtyfive on this very lovely morning, it's three letters, it's the definite article, and it's "The!"
(continues [ibras.dk])
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Ob. Simp Q (Score:3, Funny)
24-Hour Comics (Score:3, Interesting)
Let's Be Fair, Now (Score:3, Interesting)
Mixed Feelings (Score:3, Insightful)
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NaNoWriMo is not about writing something to *publish* it at the end of the month. It's about writing something. And if you write something... you're a writer.
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The thing is that many, many people have velleities of writing novels. Only, it remains a "one day" thing, as in, "one day, I'll write a novel..."
What this contest does is simply provide 1) a community of people suffering the same woes as you at the same time, for mutual encouragement, and 2) a hard deadline.
That's *it*.
It's not about writing something good. The F.A.Q. explicitely states that in one little month, all you'll have time to writ
more like 80,000 words (Score:2)
From a three time NaNoWriMo participant... (Score:2)
This will be my fourth year participating in NaNoWriMo. My first year was spent cranking out 78k for my autobiography. I can't tell you, from an emotional perspective, what a valuable experienc
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Re:When did mediocrity become something to shoot f (Score:5, Insightful)
It's just a way to make us write something, no matter how horrible, in order to have a story that we can edit and improve on after November's over.
Re:When did mediocrity become something to shoot f (Score:2, Funny)
Also this kills me..."valuing enthusiasm and perseverance over talent and craft " that is a quote right from the Bush and Kerry handbook.
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Go get to the point where you have talent and craft you need enthusiasm and perserverance.
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As in, Lark's Tongues In?
Seriously, I would bet that some of us here have written more than 50k words in a month just posting. Gather your posts, and make a book out of them! ;-)
Re:When did mediocrity become something to shoot f (Score:2)
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Handwritten text:
The average line has 10 words.
The average page has 25 lines
That makes the average page be 250 words.
4 pages are 1,000 words.
40 pages are 10,000 words.
400 pages are 100,000 words... Woa, went too far. Should have stopped at 200 pages.
You write 1 page per day (7 pages per week), you'll have a 50,000 word novel in about 7 months.
Now, the editing is the bitch.
On an aside, me, aspell dic and a python script can churn a 50,000 word novel in about 15 minutes. Won't be worth reading, you k
Re:When did mediocrity become something to shoot f (Score:2, Interesting)
But then, 95% of fiction on store shelves these days is utter crap. It's written by morons whose idea of prose style is dominated by extensive TV watching, whose plots are recycled from LoTR, Star Wars, or possibly Speed Racer.
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Tim
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Seriously, though, two friends of mine, who have done the nanowrimo thing have gone on to be published authors (short stories) and are both working on multiple novels and piling up the rejection slips. Cool! They'll be able to comp me at lit events.
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And how will you know if you can't do it "right" if you never actually do it?
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Thats why your first quote of "if you can't do something right then don't do it at all" doesn't apply here. (I'm not even sure where it would apply)
Its very rare where someone trys something (writing, drawing, singing, programming, rocketry,
Re:When did mediocrity become something to shoot f (Score:2)
What they should be doing is practicing their craft on short stories, failing and learning there, before tackling an entire novel with any hope for success.
Trying to do something like a novel fast for the first time might create some bad habits and missed learning opportunities. On the other hand it might indeed be educational, and some people can write well and sti
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What they should be doing is practicing their craft on short stories, failing and learning there, before tackling an entire novel with any hope for success.
Short stories and novels are totally different fields. That's like saying you need to practice writing four-minute pop songs before you can learn to write a symphony. You learn to write novels by writing novels, not by writing short stories.
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You don't learn much about scenes from writing short stories. You don't learn much about gradual character development, or long-term plot arcs, or pacing of subplots. Short stories can teach you basic skills of writing description and good sentences, but so can essays and writing exercises.
More importantly, they requi
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That's the beauty of NaNoWriMo. It's so ridiculous, so high-spirited, so much pure fun, that no one expects their novels to be great literary works of art. They're not paralyzed by the fear that they'll write 50,000 words of crap, because they expect to write 50,000 words of crap. Instead of spending years struggling to write the Great Am
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Open heart surgery. Which is why open heart surgeons get paid the big bucks, and those who get the privilge of fixing our mistakes at leasure don't.
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Quite a few people (me included) spend so much time angsting over getting the plotline "just right" and all the various interconnecting subplots to "mesh perfectly" and/or throwing away plot ideas because they're not the gold-plated shining storyline
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There is a large group of would-be writers who spend so much time fiddling with chapter 1 they never finish a book. For those sorts of writers, this may be a good exercise.
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I imagine that people participate in this for the same reasons that other people run marathons despite the impossibility of them placing well... mostly for the experience of doing it. And maybe they'll learn something from the process and perhaps next time they'll do better.
Also, if you're familiar at all with the writing process, you may have heard of something known as the "first draft". A stunt like this seem
Re:Now they make an article? (Score:3, Interesting)
I'm just curious, because I used to enjoy writing, but I generally wrote short poems and a few short stories, years ago. These days, I sometimes briefly consider the idea of writing a book - but the task seems too daunting and time-consuming. The idea of spewing out 50,000 words or so in only 30 days' time and producing something I'm not embarassed to have my name attached to doesn't sound like a c
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There's this oddly manic and excitable and optimistic feel to the atmosphere on the NaNo forums. I can write 50k words in 30 days on my own, but then I wouldn't have the support and encouragement of hundreds of other writers going through the same thing.
And instead of wondering "will this be good" or "will this go over well with readers", we can just let go and write what we want to write. Several NaNoers have regained their love of writing after r
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Personally, I've considered giving it a go myself, and I have never been able to write anything....but this sort of thing is sometimes exactly what someone needs to get started.
The only way to ever become good at anything is to do it, and to do it many times.
NaNoWriMo gives people a deadline to work to - which often helps motivation, and emphasises that it's about actually doing it, not about doing it wel
Re:Enthused to be hopeless (Score:4, Insightful)
A lot of people tell themselves that they're good parents, but never spend any time with their kids.
A lot of people tell themselves that they could write a great novel, but have never actually done it. I think this is a great idea, and if it weren't for the fact that November is the Absolute Worst Month at my job, I would be participating for sure. As it stands, I'm still thinking about participating.
Go pee on someone else's parade, orpx.
Re:Enthused to be hopeless (Score:2, Insightful)
Are you serious? Yes, I guess you are. You filibuster the kid into being hopeless with massive ammounts of 'quanitity' time. Rather than providing the quality time that can help them reach their own level of qualitive quantity, without being badgered by an over-opinionated, lost, parent, BUT HEY THEY ARE SPENDING MASSIVE AMMOUNTS OF POINTLESS TIME WITH THEM.
Alot of people tell themselves they can write a great novel.
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Parents need to spend time with their kids. A parent who uses the logic, "Well, we went fishing last year" is an idiot. Parents should be making time to be near their kids, so they can be around when the kid needs them. A child doesn't know how to ask for help - it takes an observant parent to notice when a child has problems. Maybe you were talking about teenagers. A 5-year-old doesn't resent their parent's t
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Having said that, I work hard to have accurate science in my science fiction novels. I think there are a lot of advanced concepts that can be effectively conveyed through fiction. For some people, non-fiction, textbooks, are simply not engaging. But have them read Larry Niven's story "Neutron Star" and
Re:kamikaze (Score:3, Funny)
It'd probably make the end of the book kind of interesting, what with the psychosis that you get from sleep depravation.