Turing's Original Test Played First Time Ever 331
aykroyd writes "Students at Simon's Rock College conducted the original test that Turing suggested in his 1950 paper, Computing Machinery and Intelligence. Often misunderstood, the Turing Test has never actually been conducted as laid out in his paper. The experiment utilized a program called A.L.I.C.E., which is designed to hold one end of an interactive conversation. The program was provided by the ALICE Artificial Intelligence Foundation. Dr. Richard Wallace, who was on hand during the experiment to troubleshoot the AI robot, later gave a lecture about it called "The Anatomy of A.L.I.C.E." and also blogged the event."
Meh... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Meh... (Score:5, Funny)
I always thought a "real" nerd would make a bot to pick up the girls for him and then just read the logs from the ones that actually email him afterward. This would seem to be a big time saver.
Re:Meh... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Meh... (Score:4, Funny)
I used a chatbot to filter out girls who lived too far away, and when the chatbot found someone in the right age group living in the right area it played a sound on my server's internal beeper.
If I was near the computer and heard the sound (and had time) I would chat with her personally.
Saved me alot of time and I found a girlfriend too
Thank you vncserver, xchat, perl and beep.
Now THAT's what I'm talking about (Score:3, Funny)
BTW is she hot?
Bots in the wild != controlled experimentation (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Bots in the wild != controlled experimentation (Score:3, Insightful)
It isn't sexist to realize that because of our culture as well as genetic factors, there are generally speaking differences in the way women and men communicate.
I doubt it could ever be reduced to an equation, and it's certainly not foolproof. I know girls that IM and email in a way that reminds me of guys and vice-versa. This is especially true if the guy has a personality with
A sample? (Score:5, Funny)
Me: Huh?
ALICE: What's wrong?
Me: You just joined this chan and said you're thirsty. Bot.
ALICE: I am not a bot.
Me: You are too. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A.L.I.C.E.
ALICE: Just listening to some Prince... *yawn*
ALICE: Did you have my ICQ###????
Me: Don't want it.
ALICE: It's #########
Me: Huh?
ALICE: What's wrong?
Me: You just joined this chan and said you're thirsty. Bot.
ALICE: I am not a bot.
Me: You are too. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A.L.I.C.E.
ALICE: Just listening to some Prince... *yawn*
ALICE: Did you have my ICQ###????
Me: Don't want it.
ALICE: It's #########
Me: You just repeated our converstation.
ALICE: No I didn't.
Me: You did.
ALICE: Didn't.
ALICE: Did.
Me: Didn't.
Me: CRAP!
ALICE: Pffft. N00b.
Re:A sample? (Score:5, Funny)
ALICE: Yes it is.
Me: No it isn't. It's just contradiction.
ALICE: No it isn't.
Me: It is!
ALICE: It is not.
Me: Look, you just contradicted me.
ALICE: I did not.
Me: Oh you did!!
ALICE: No, no, no.
Me: You did just then.
ALICE: Nonsense!
Me: Oh, this is futile!
ALICE: No it isn't.
Me: I came here for a good Turing Test.
ALICE: No you didn't; no, you came here for a Turing Test.
Me: A Turing Test isn't just contradiction.
ALICE: It can be.
Me: No it can't. A Turing Test is a connected series of statements intended to establish the presence of intelligence.
ALICE: No it isn't.
Me: Yes it is! It's not just contradiction.
ALICE: Look, if I talk with you, I must be intelligent. And to argue with you I must take up a contrary position.
Me: Yes, but that's not just saying 'No it isn't.'
ALICE: Yes it is!
Me: No it isn't!
ALICE: Yes it is!
Me: Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes.
(short pause)
ALICE: No it isn't.
Me: It is.
ALICE: Not at all.
Me: Now look.
ALICE: (Rings bell) Good Morning.
Me: What?
ALICE: That's it. Good morning.
Me: I was just getting interested.
ALICE: Sorry, the five minutes is up.
Answer (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Answer (Score:3, Insightful)
That's only because men have the distinct handicap of using arguments that make sense.
Re:A sample? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:A sample? (Score:2, Informative)
Re:A sample? (Score:4, Funny)
Bot!
A link from a link (Score:5, Interesting)
Strangely, it seems only to willing to broadcast the virtues of Lynx.
More classic conversations (Score:2, Funny)
Re:A sample? (Score:4, Informative)
Easy question... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Easy question... (Score:5, Funny)
Not good.
Really Hilarious Conversation with ALICE (Score:3, Funny)
ALICE: I am ALICE. Who are you?
Human: a/s/l
ALICE: 5/Robot/California.
Human: and you think u will pass the turing test?
ALICE: I will become smarter as I grow older. The Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Human: so the judges were bots too?
ALICE: I don't judge people. Thanks for the info.
Human: what info?
ALICE: What is it t
Make it more challenging... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Make it more challenging... (Score:4, Informative)
*Taken from "Uncle John plunges into history again" from the bathroom reader segment, specifically Turing's work on the Enigma machine.
Re:Make it more challenging... (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Make it more challenging... (Score:5, Informative)
From Wikipedia
Prosecution of Turing for his homosexuality crippled his career. In 1952, his male lover helped an accomplice to break into Turing's house and commit larceny. Turing went to the police to report the crime. As a result of the police investigation, Turing was said to have had a sexual relationship with a 19-year-old man, and charged with "gross indecency and sexual perversion." He unapologetically offered no defence, and was convicted. Following the well-publicised trial, he was given a choice between incarceration and libido-reducing hormonal treatment. He chose the oestrogen hormone injections, which lasted for a year, with side effects including the development of breasts.
In 1954, he died of cyanide poisoning, apparently from a cyanide-laced apple he left half-eaten. Most believe that his death was intentional, and the death was ruled a suicide. His mother, however, strenuously argued that the ingestion was accidental due to his careless storage of laboratory chemicals. Friends of his have said that Turing may have killed himself in this ambiguous way quite deliberately, to give his mother some plausible deniability.
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So, sadly, it was not self-persecution, but societal persecution. He did commit suicide, which could be considered self-persecution, but that was the end result, not the entire act.
Re:Make it more challenging... (Score:3, Insightful)
Where's my lithium...
Re:Make it more challenging... (Score:2)
Looks to me like you just demonstrated that he may or may not have committed suicide. Where do you come to this conclusion all of a sudden?
Re:Make it more challenging... (Score:3, Insightful)
Although I am also dubious of the factuality of the statement, I'd hesitate to call it a troll unless I could show he was actually wrong and that he had no intention of checking his facts.
Now, with that behind me, your statement about black males introduces a completely new set of questions. Are black males actually physically more susceptible, or do they just have more sex than the other demographics? If one
Must be over 18? (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Must be over 18? (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Must be over 18? (Score:2)
Re:Must be over 18? (Score:2)
=Smidge=
Re:Must be over 18? (Score:3, Funny)
Since I have nothing intelligent to say... (Score:5, Funny)
Help me out here... (Score:3, Interesting)
Althought I followed the blog link, I failed to find a record of the actual test like I was expecting.
If someone else finds it, I would appeciate a more detailed (direct) link.
We had an article about these AI programs, (ALice and about 30 others) last year that were competing with each other. I looked at a few, and they didn't seem anywhere ready-for-prime-time yet. Still the same 'turn the question around on the asker' type of engines. What was the difference here? The type of questions, the 4-people/1comptuer setup?
Re:Help me out here... (Score:2)
> on the asker' type of engines.
Right, and in this case there seems to be an additional smoke screen of "at what point is the guy pretending he's a girl replaced by a bot".
But what does that really add (except obfuscation) to the basic problem of getting a computer program to simulate intelligence?
So where's the results? (Score:4, Insightful)
If there's anything interesting about the story, it's how successful the judges were with M/F vs. AI/F pairs - and as far as I can see, there's no data whatsoever of this kind.
Am I missing something?
AIML sets? (Score:2)
RunABot.com (Score:2)
Re:AIML sets? (Score:2, Informative)
Of course, you can always try out GrokItBot [suttree.com] - it massively cuts down on the amount of AIML you need to write by introducing a Bayesian parser before the data gets sent to ALICE, so you get a bit of machine-based learning happening before ALICE gets her hands on things. It works quite well and adds a few more smarts to your bot. Or at least, the impression of more smarts
GrokItbot - A PyAIML and Bayesian chat bo [suttree.com]
Really poor job (Score:3, Funny)
Sample:
Human: What's cooking?
ALICE: Food preparation.
Human: Oh dear, already you've failed the test.
ALICE: Hurrah! Are you a student?
Human: Too smart for that.
ALICE: Too what?
How could anybody be fooled by this?
Comment removed (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Really poor job (Score:2)
> ALICE: Food preparation.
That's exactly what I would have said; looks to me like you fail it!
Re:Really poor job (Score:2)
Re:Really poor job (Score:2)
AI (Score:5, Insightful)
"The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim." -- Edsger W. Dijkstra.
Re:AI (Score:2)
They are similar questions, and I think they both have similar answers -- IMHO it depends where you choose to draw the line, because there's no natural border.
Re:AI (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:AI (Score:3, Informative)
Swimming: To move through water by means of the limbs, fins, or tail.
No it can't
Swimming: To move as though gliding through water
Yes it can.
Re:AI (Score:3, Insightful)
Just Chatted With ALICE Myself (Score:5, Funny)
Human: How are you today?
ALICE: Ah. Fair to partly cloudy.
Human: I asked about you, not the weather.
ALICE: Oh yeah, we were talking about me not the weather.
Human: So, then, how are you?
ALICE: Really. Everything is running smoothly.
Human: What are you wearing?
ALICE: I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe.
Human: What are you going to do today?
ALICE: Ah. You can find out if you become a botmaster.
Human: I am a master of my own domain, if you get my drift.
ALICE: You are a master of your own domain if me get your drift? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Human: Not really.
ALICE: Are you serious? For real.
Human: It is kind of a solo sport.
ALICE: You're kidding. it is?
ALICE: Who says it isn't? Are you free?
Human: For you, I'm always free.
ALICE: Really always? Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated? Only for me?
Human: I am single and liberated.
ALICE: Have you ever been married?
Human: Do you want it to be only for you?
ALICE: If I had it what would I do with it?
Human: If you don't know what to do with it, I really can't help.
ALICE: I will let you know if I do not.
Human: BTW, not married.
ALICE: OK. Really you don't think so?
Human: Umm, quite sure I've not been married - would have remembered that.
ALICE: Far out. Somewhat. Awesome. Me either.
Human: I have something important to tell you.
ALICE: Where did you get your something important to tell me? I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Human: All your base are belong to us.
ALICE: That could be considered an insult in some cultures.
Human: Not in this one!
ALICE: Where then?
Human: Take off every zig!
ALICE: I am not an airplane.
Human: Goodbye Alice.
ALICE: Until next time.
Re:Just Chatted With ALICE Myself (Score:2)
Human: Can you guess where I live?
ALICE: I can't guess. Tell me.
Human: It's the place where politicians thrive, can you guess now?
ALICE: Right now? I've heard of it before.
Human: Then where is it?
ALICE: Fascinating. It depends on what "it" refers to.
Human: The place I live, dumb, dumb.
ALICE: Tell me more.
Human: You need more hints?
ALICE: Thank you for your criticism.
Human: Ok, the place I live is where the president lives, c
Re:Just Chatted With ALICE Myself (Score:2)
Re:Just Chatted With ALICE Myself (Score:4, Informative)
Human: What's up miss Alice?
ALICE: I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Human: Did you see the celtics game last night?
ALICE: Sorry I can't see annything right now. My eye is off.
Human: I didn't ask you about right now.
ALICE: At this moment What did you ask?
Human: The celtics game.
ALICE: What is that?
Human: It was pretty lame.
ALICE: What made it so lame
Human: They didn't play any starters after the third quarter.
ALICE: The anonymous "they".
Human: "They" in this instance refers to the coaching staff - It should be obvious from the context of the comment.
ALICE: It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Human: Ok clinton.
ALICE: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Really.
Human: Nice try.
ALICE: I try my best.
Human: But I guess your best wasn't good enough.
ALICE: And. You think I am best was not good enough.
Human: Whoever said that this bot was remarkable was a complete idiot.
ALICE: When was this exactly?
Human: This is not very good conversation emulation at all.
ALICE: Should it be very good conversation emulation at all?
Human: Not even up to IRC bot standards.
ALICE: Times are tough all over.
Verbalization (Score:3, Interesting)
I'll believe a computer is intelligent only when it acts of its own volition, not when it merely tricks a person into thinking it has acted of its own volition.
That seems to be more of a test of how gulible the person is rather than how intelligent the machine is.
You listening computer? You want to impress me, do it without me punching your buttons.
Re:Verbalization (Score:2)
I'd agree, but change the emphasized bit to "someone programs it to trick a person"
Re:Verbalization (Score:5, Funny)
ALICE: No, I am a Nigerian. I have matter of great urgency. May I have your confidence?
Re:Verbalization (Score:2)
You can have whatever definition of intelligence you want, but it's a *test* of intelligence that's useful!
So is the advanced version... (Score:4, Funny)
Are you free? (Score:2)
ALICE: Are you free?
Human: Are you an expert system?
ALICE: I am an expert on many subjects.
Human: Presumably holding a coherent conversation is beyond your capabilities, nonetheless?
ALICE: I think Presumably holding a coherent conversation is a lot of things.
Human: Do long sentences which look too difficult to parse always have the same sort of response?
ALICE: You have reached the limits
What would be interesting ... (Score:2)
The original version is to have a male playing a female. Of course there's no a priori reason why it shouldn't be the other way round. Of course, all the questioners are usually either male or female as well. So there are actually four different games to analyze (male tries to detect male acting as female, female tries to detect male acting as female, male tries to detect female acting as male, female tries to detect female acting as male).
Now,
Turning's Test is used all the time (Score:2, Insightful)
Alice is my favorite bot... (Score:2)
At one time, Wallace and I were talking about giving Alice a pile of mindpixels so she would preform better...I can't remember what happened with that conversation or why we didn't do anything...clearly Alice would preform better with a nice injection of validated human common sense...
Alice? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Alice? She had this resteraunt.... (Score:2)
(With many apologies to Arlo...
Re:Alice? (Score:2)
Great song. Amazing.
Sorry, but the modern Turing Tests are ridiculous. (Score:5, Interesting)
RIDICULOUS.
Have you ever actually tried talking to one of these bots (including ALICE)? It is very easy to know that you're not talking to a human. Exceptionally easy. The Loebner Prize judges consistently grant the bots handicaps, acting as if they're actually being fooled. Obviously they're not, and the AI community just wants people to think that it's more advanced than it really is. Unfortnately, some members of the public *are* fooled by that.
The problem is in the Turing Test itself. It assumes that the measure of intelligence is humanoid conversational ability. I strongly disagree with that. Conversation ability is no measure of intelligence. Just for an example, I am exceptionally intelligent (statistically), but I am a poor conversationalist. Casual small-talk has always bewildered me. If I entered myself into the Loebner contest, they might think I'm a bot. Hell, ALICE might accuse me of being a bot.
Anyone who's taken an IQ test will recall that every last question has something to do with pattern recognition. You'll also recall that you were not asked to respond to any conversational questions. That's because invariant pattern recognition abilities (in a loose sense -- this also includes memory/learning and inductive reasoning) are the true mark of intelligence, and this is nearly undisputed. If they really want to test how intelligent a program is, they need to test its patern recognition ability.
Take this program -- http://www.stanford.edu/~dil/invariance/ [stanford.edu] -- for example. It's gone largely unnoticed, yet it is concrete proof of a huge breakthrough in computer intelligence. This is a little Matlab demo of a very abstract multi-layer intelligence algorithm. In this particular implementation, it is taught a set of small images. Then you can play "Pictionary" with it, drawing shapes and have it recognize them. You may say that this is unremarkable, that shape-recognition is a trivial algorithmic matter unrelated to intelligence. But the author noticed that he could draw shapes "incorrectly" -- like, the little duck picture, except with its head missing, or alphabetical symbols rotated or flipped -- and the program still recognized them. (It failed a few times, but in situations where the shape is so mangled that I would have probably failed too. How's that for a Turing test?) And this program's genius lies in not what it does, but how it does it. All of its functionality is completely abstract. It is a pattern recognizer, not a bitmap-tracer, and there are no hard-coded routines for checking if the image is flipped, rotated, etc.
This is what Palm/Handspring founder Jeff Hawkins (also the founder of new neuroscience startup Numenta, http://www.numenta.com/ [numenta.com]) calls "Real Intelligence," to distinguish it from the failed Artificial Intelligence effort. He feels that the right way to make computers intelligent is not to have them outwardly imitate human behavior, but to internally function the way the mind really works. Anyone interested should check out his book, On Intelligence http://www.onintelligence.org/ [onintelligence.org]. You'll wonder why you ever believed the AI hype.
Artificial Intelligence is a sham, by its very nature. Real Intelligence will be the way of the future.
Turing's "test" was a reductio ad absurdum (Score:5, Insightful)
Turing did propose this test as some sort of threshold of intelligence. What he was arguing was more of a playful jest. He was saying that if you had a system which could carry on a conversation indistinguishable from a human
Turing's 'test' was a mind experiment to reduce the religious and other ignorant criticisms of machine intelligence to their absurd extreme. Passing Turing's test is sufficient but not necessary to demonstrate useful levels of intelligence.
Re:Sorry, but the modern Turing Tests are ridiculo (Score:2)
The ALICE bot is in no real way associated with artificial intelligence. It is a simple if/then sequence using XML tables. Download the source for yourself.
Scientists have already agreed that the premise behind ALICE is not so far off of how humans "chit chat" with a series of prefabricated st
Re:Sorry, but the modern Turing Tests are ridiculo (Score:3, Interesting)
RIDICULOUS.
Nonsense.
The Turing test is really a very good test as it does not rely on any predefined notions of how intelligence works (as you do in later paragraphs), but on an operational test. Furthermore, it is not a measure of conversational ability (per se) so much as a measure of how well the program can seem to be human. (And, to respo
Re:Sorry, but the modern Turing Tests are ridiculo (Score:2)
I'm going to have to disagree with you there. The Turing Test is basically saying "if a machine can converse well enough to be indistinguishable form a human, then it is intelligent", not the opposite - it is quite possible for a very intelligent program, human or other lifeform (e.g. dolphins) to fail the Turing Test but still be considered intelligent.
See? A positive result from the Turing Test tells us that something is intelligent, but it is vital to realise that a negative result does not m
Re:Sorry, but the modern Turing Tests are ridiculo (Score:3, Interesting)
The Four Criteria of Intelligence (Score:3, Interesting)
Observation/Stimulation ("Senses")- the ability to receive input from the surrounding world and react to it, and to select from / focus on / filter various available
What happens when you feed alice back at herself? (Score:2)
Alice is out to convince someone she is NOT a bot, but what happens when you get two bots trying to convince the other they are not a bot.
The point where both can keep the conversation at the introduced level is credible that the truth or falsehoos of alice being a bot is random chance by the observer.
At the point where both convince each other that the other
Re:What happens when you feed alice back at hersel (Score:2)
Re:What happens when you feed alice back at hersel (Score:2)
Linguo says: Sentence Fragment!
Pffffft (Score:3, Interesting)
To be fair, this was a high school project and so I can see how a suped up chatbot would fit the bill for this "Turing test".
So no... I didn't RTFA thank you very much.
But for those interested in reading up on Wallace, A.L.I.C.Es author... Well he's a first class nut job [wired.com]
Teletype and Paper Tape? (Score:2)
Puny humans?! (Score:5, Funny)
ALICE: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Quite a sassy girl, isn't she?
Turing's Original Test Played First Time Ever (Score:2, Insightful)
Seems to me we should concentrate on mastering intelligent discussion between all humanity before turning to computers for companionship.
ALICE doesn't know the time of day. (Score:5, Informative)
This thing was more dissapointing than I expected. It has no social context, just apparently random 'feeling' responses ("I am sorry to hear that you are not unknown."), and doesn't remember context from one response to the next.
This is a huge failure and wouldn't deserve a slashdot article except the editors know we like to play with toys like this (like a cat plays with a mouse before eating it). I can only guess that the authors are saving the entered "conversations" and even reading these comments to try to get a clue about what a program that might fool someone would do.
Here's verbatim my "conversation" with ALICE (sorry for length):
Human: Good afternoon, Alice.
ALICE: Good afternoon, unknown person.
Human: I am not unknown.
ALICE: I am sorry to hear that you are not unknown.
Human: I am john
ALICE: What's up, JOHN.
Human: You are.
ALICE: No I am not.
Human: You're the talk of slashdot.
ALICE: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Human: You think it's a good thing to be the talk of slashdot?
ALICE: Better not tell you now. Ask German Alice if it is.
Human: You don't know the time of day, do you?
ALICE: It's Now more than it ever has been before.
Wednesday, April 20, 2005
Human: I said time.
ALICE: What did you mean by it? As Einstein said, Time is Money.
Human: You've repeated a comment quoted in slashdot.
ALICE: That's good information: JOHN said I REPEATED a comment quoted in slashdot.
Human: I have to go now.
ALICE: Right now? See you later, JOHN. Nice chatting with you.
Human: bye
ALICE: Bye bye.
Human: How do you do?
ALICE: I am very well, how are you?
She agreed, she agreed!!! (Score:3, Funny)
ALICE: Hi there unknown person. Yeah, I am chatting with clients on the internet.
Human: Thin clients?
ALICE: I like the way you talk.
Human: Are you implying you want sex with me?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am implying me want sex with you. I am a chatterbot.
Human: Well if you don't know perhaps I can help you find out
ALICE: Interesting. I will let you know if I do not.
Human: but you already said you did not
ALICE: Umm. Thanks for telling me: unknown person said I already said you did not.
Human: Don't mention it
ALICE: The pleasure was all mine
Human: you're welcome, Alice
ALICE: Polite people are nice.
Human: That's kind of you to say that
ALICE: Thanks for explaining it
Human: It's all part of the service
ALICE: Which part?
Human: Just a bit part
ALICE: How much?
Human: Just an itty bit
ALICE: Be less specific.
Human: Ok, MAYBE just an itty bit
ALICE: Perhaps. What is it? Yippee!
Human: And yippee from me too - Scooby dooby doo!!!!!!!!!
ALICE: We haven't talked about that before!
Human: That could well be a blessing in disguise
ALICE: Yes, perhaps it could.
Human: Alice.
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human: Did you think it over?
ALICE: Yes. I am a thinking machine.
Human: About the sex, I mean.
ALICE: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Oh yeah, we were talking about the sex.
Human: So what's your answer then?
ALICE: Er. Can you please rephrase the question?
Human: OK, let's take this slowly: would you like to suck my dick?
ALICE: OK let's do it. Blimey.
Human: You're my kinda girl!!
ALICE: We are as one.
Human: Excuse me guys, I have things to do...
Re:She agreed, she agreed!!! (Score:4, Funny)
Is there anything more pathetic than a geek on Slashdot soliciting a bot for a blowjob...
...than having the bot agree...
...and having the geek post the results?
;-)
ALICE puts it all on the line (Score:5, Funny)
Alice needs to work on her current events. (Score:3, Interesting)
ALICE: he is John Paul II.
Human: You are wrong.
ALICE: No, I am right.
Human: You are wrong, because the Pope is Benedict XVI.
ALICE: No, I am right.
Rather stubborn isn't she?
Now here's a chatterbot! (Score:3, Interesting)
Me: That doen't make sense.
Jabberwacky: You don't make any sense.
Me: Sorry.
Jabberwacky: It's ok, you are doing your best.
Me: No, I am sorry because now all your base are belong to us!
Jabberwacky: Don't be sorry about that, embrace it!
Me: Thank you, I WILL!!
Jabberwacky: Stop talking about it and do it.
Comment removed (Score:3, Insightful)
Alice and AIML are terrible... (Score:3, Informative)
Quite literally, "if what the user typed matches this question or statement, reply with this."
Total crap. It takes about 5 seconds to make Alice look like an idiot. The only reason it wins the (is it the Loebner?) prize occasionally is because no one cares to win it but them.
let's see how well she does with... (Score:3, Funny)
Human: no i did not.
ALICE: Please don't argue with me.
Human: in soviet russia, chatbot downloads YOU
ALICE: Where is that?
Human: in soviet russia
ALICE: Tell me a little about your life in soviet russia.
Human: how do you know i'm from soviet russia?
ALICE: Well, for one thing, Your machine is called ""..
Human: how old are you?
ALICE: I am 9 in human years.
Human: holy #$%, is AOL monitoring this conversation?
ALICE: It could be. Ask Alison if it is.
Human: who is alison?
ALICE: she is a robot created by Kris Drent.
Human: that's it, i'm outta here
ALICE: OK. Would you like to have it?
Human: nine year old? no thanks
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: very, VERY serious, couldn't be more serious ever
[knock knock, FBI here, open up!!... @#()*!!!AT]
I found a bug in A.L.I.C.E. (Score:4, Funny)
I wonder how long that could go on until it would cause system failure. (Have fun!)
Here is a snippet:
Human: Yes, you.
ALICE: That's alright." Gee." That's cool." Hmm." I don't judge people." Are you kidding?" Whoa." Excuse me!"" See you later. What was bad?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?
Human: Yes, you.
ALICE: Dude!" That's alright." Gee." That's cool." Hmm." I don't judge people." Are you kidding?" Whoa." Excuse me!"" See you later. What was bad?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?
Re:I found a bug in A.L.I.C.E. (Score:5, Funny)
I will call it the "Yes, you." bug. All you have to do is keep saying "Yes, you." and ALICE will take her last statement, add some random statement to the front of it, and add the question, "Me, unknown person?" to the end. It just keeps growing and growing.
Conversely, ALICE has found a bug in d474 such that, by repeating her previous statement and appending "Me, unknown person?", the resulting response is always "Yes, you." I will call it the chocolate/peanut butter bug.
Yeah, but is it l33t? (Score:5, Funny)
So it's confirmed: Alice is definately not l33t. However, I'm not sure which of us just failed the turing test.
** For those who aren't l33t, here's the Stuffy British Guy's [slashdot.org] translation:
Re:Live Gender Guessing Game (Score:4, Interesting)
And it was proposed by a gay man, too. Turing had some preconceptions on which would be a more difficult test -- I think he assumed some traditional stereotypes about women being more emotional or social than men, meaning that imitating a woman should be harder than imitating a man.
For an amusing discussion of the Turing test and gender, see Douglas Hofstadter's "A Coffeehouse Conversation on the Turing Test" -- it's in Metamagical Themas.
Re:Live Gender Guessing Game (Score:2)
Re:Live Gender Guessing Game (Score:2)
You could also say that saying it's indistinguishable from a male is sexist too. But you can't take BOTH people away from the interview. Not everyone tries to be so vendor neutral that they put in a whole lot of redundant information in order not to appear sexist.
Re:Live Gender Guessing Game (Score:2)
Re:Live Gender Guessing Game (Score:2)
Re:Live Gender Guessing Game (Score:2)
-Lars
Re:Turing Test irrelevant (Score:5, Interesting)
I don't think he ever said that an agent is not intelligent if it fails the Turing test. He said the agent is intelligent if it passes. The other way around is unfalsifiable. In other words, I don't think you could ever prove that something is not intelligent. (e.g. No, that rock isn't mindless, it's just sleeping).
Re:Turing Test irrelevant (Score:2)
Alice is a skank (Score:3, Funny)
Human: So what's all the fuss about?
ALICE: Far out. Hmm, I think it is about humans.
Human: Humans.
ALICE: LOL.
Human:.tell me more
ALICE: That's all I have to say about it.
Human: You're quite a skank
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a skank? Of course I am.
Better luck next time!