


Pentagon Wants Screenplays From Scientists 757
Aix writes "According to the New York Times, the Pentagon is funding classes in screenplay writing for 15 scientists. The idea is to encourage kids to go into science and engineering through mainstream media and thereby presumably bolster long-term US national security. While it sounds like a lot of fun for the researchers involved, and anything that stems the spiral of the US into a culture of anti-intellectualism is a good thing in my book. Will glamorizing science in the movies make kids pay better attention in chemistry class?"
glamorous (Score:5, Funny)
In a word, YES.
we should all know by now that kids will immitate anything the movies (or tv) show them. just look at how many injuries were blamed on Beavis & Butthead!
Re:glamorous (Score:3, Interesting)
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(well maybe you'd have an ACTUAL girlfriend, but thats not everything... is it?)
Re:glamorous (Score:4, Interesting)
Agreed. And shows like Futurama are awesome for this purpose as well, considering the brain mass they [slashdot.org] had [slashdot.org].
I personally can't see anything but benefits from taking mainstream media and making it mathematically and scientifically sound. You don't lose any wow factor, but you also don't present preposterous information. Real science can be spectacularly amazing, especially some of the newer physics theories dealing with dimensions (string theory, etc.) and space-time as the fourth dimension.
I love science.
Re:glamorous (Score:4, Insightful)
Hollywood (in general) does cheap ascientific things because it makes better movies than the real stuff. Just like people don't watch a "hacker" movie to see someone typing endless lines of C code, the same goes with "technical" fields, in general.
Scientists vs. the Love Scene (Score:3, Funny)
"Hollywood (in general) does cheap ascientific things because it makes better movies than the real stuff."
Exactly. Plus can you imagine a scientist scripting the love scene?
"The mass of her heaving bosons betrayed her entanglement with Higgs, the mysterious agent she longed to know but had never seen."
Pefect script (Score:4, Informative)
Suddenly something in one of the tubes starts fizzling. Suddenly the President comes into view and hands Billy a big bag of money and says, "By God Billy, you've found a cure for cancer!" Everyone starts cheering.
All the kids playing with non-science related toys get fat, ugly, and contract AIDs on the spot. They all fall over dead and no one seems to care about them. Billy is given a parade in his honor.
Roll credits.
A little extreme perhaps but I think if we made science look "cool" to little kids they'd probably buy it. If I would've seen this when I were little I'd probably have become a chemist.
Re:Pefect script (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:NUMB3RS (Score:3, Insightful)
Except, in that show, the math guy, while smart, is a social outcast, while the cool guy is the FBI agent.
Re:NUMB3RS (Score:3, Funny)
Oh wait you said math professor. nevermind. No way they can be as cool as Feynman: "Physics is to math as sex is to masturbation"
And now, for a touch of reality... (Score:4, Insightful)
> fizzling. Suddenly the President comes into view
> and hands Billy a big bag of money
I very much doubt that. It is much more likely that suddenly a SWAT team would burst in and surround little Billy, pointing their automatic weapons at his head and screaming obscenities. Then they'd throw him in jail for possessing drug paraphernalia (namely, labware, chemicals, alcohol burner, etc.). If Billy wasn't alone at the time of arrest, conspiracy charges would no doubt follow.
Then he'd be named a terrorist, after some underpaid police chemist runs some unspecific test and finds explosive precursors (do you realize how many chemicals fit in that category? Anything with a benzene ring can be converted into TNT.) in Billy's test tube. Billy's friends would be immediately included as co-conspirators to blow something up while stoned on some homemade drug.
As anybody who has tried to do chemistry anywhere outside strictly controlled and designated places knows, the message from the government is chrystal clear: don't do chemistry. And now they try to blame us for listening and obeying the law? How amusing.
Re:glamorous (Score:4, Interesting)
Anyone who seems to be interested in science in this country was and still is a "nerd" and thus unpopular and a social outcast. Everyone wants to be friends with the athletic football jocks, the nerds and geeks are the ones who get picked on.
The only way kids are encouraged to be succesful (read=make tons of $$$) by the society (media, family, friends) is to go to college, join a fraternity, party 4 years while taking some business classes then join daddy's or uncle's company with a $80,000 starting salary. Well, that seems to be working so far but for how long?
So yeah, glamorizing science is a good step in the right direction, but I wonder if it too late.
Re:glamorous (Score:3, Interesting)
That's not to say I'm not happy the rest of the world is investing in science. The more the better in my book.
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Re:glamorous (Score:3, Insightful)
- business
- marketing
- law
- medicine though the payoff there isn't so great either
The reason the U.S. is cratering in science and engineering is that, other than during the dot com bubble, they are career paths for people who don't want to make a killing. Most talent
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Re:Isaac Asimov (Score:4, Interesting)
First Published In: Astounding Science Fiction, March 1948, pp. 120-125 a very good read and it accurately teaches a lot about the scientific process. The thing I found most amusing about it is it chronological context, it was published the week before Asimov gave his oral defense of his PhD thesis and he was terrified that one of the examiners would take a dim view of a "real" scientist writing SciFi. What happened was after they were done grilling him on his thesis work, they made him defend his fiction, so he not only got his PhD, but became confident that writing fiction didn't taint his as a scientist.
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It is useful, at least it was for me
Re:glamorous (Score:3, Interesting)
Of course, if your personal hygiene and social skills are only good when compared to RMS, you're still screwed, but fo
Re:Ha, ha. No. (Score:3, Insightful)
Newsflash! They're just people, pretty much like anyone else; they *don't* come in models, like RealDolls. Once y'all start to wrap your brains around this idea it becomes much easier to get the ladies to take you seriou
Well, an anti-intellectual is heading us up though (Score:5, Insightful)
Oh please. (Score:2)
I loathe the concept of "intelligent design" and the way its proponents attempt to give it parity with sensible ideas, but come on. Nice formula for Karma riches...
1. Beat up on George W. Bush
2. Beat up on Micrsooft
3. ???
4. Karma profits!
Re:Oh please. (Score:2)
Re:Oh please. (Score:3, Informative)
Here's a great place to start:
Re:You ignored my point. (Score:3, Insightful)
Actually it is not off topic as we in the sciences are suffering a dramatic reduction in funding in the NIH, DARPA and other funding agencies. This is happening at the same time as a change in education in the USA with more and more students not enrolling in the sciences or engineering. This is also happening at a time when the religious right is trying to push their agenda through an adminis
Re:You ignored my point. (Score:3, Insightful)
Yes, there is certainly more documentation about presidential appointees doing things like fudging scientific reports to make them more ideologically correct, but you can't deny that Bush and others in his administration -- as well as members of the same party in other branches of the government -- have been promoting an anti-intellectual cl
my point (Score:3)
They are, however, completely dependent upon the neo-Con(artists) in the Congress for funding, so they are still on a tight leash. Unless there is a substantial public backlash against the Dub
Re:Well, an anti-intellectual is heading us up tho (Score:2)
Personally I don't see how anyone can advocate teaching "Intelligent Design" as an alternative to evolution. How do dinosaurs fit into ID, and if we're talking about theories why not bring in the tooth fairy and scientology as well?
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Re:Clue stick. Re:Well, an anti-intellectual is... (Score:3, Informative)
Pick your poison [google.com]: "President Bush said Monday he believes schools should discuss "intelligent design" alongside evolution when teaching students about the creation."
So talking about ID in a science context now suggests that it isn't being paraded as science?
Wow. Magna Cum Lowdey (sic) graduate from Rove University
Re:Clue stick. Re:Well, an anti-intellectual is... (Score:5, Informative)
Actually...
"Bush told Texas newspaper reporters in a group interview at the White House on Monday that he believes that intelligent design should be taught alongside evolution as competing theories."
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/arti
Re:Clue stick. Re:Well, an anti-intellectual is... (Score:3, Interesting)
This is verbatim. The elipsis represents a pause where the reporter asked a clarifying question (Both sides ought to be properly taught?).
If you don't understand that Bush is implicitly arguing that Intelligent Design should be taught side by side with the Theory of Evolution, you are either ignorant or stupid. As I suspect you a
Re:Well, an anti-intellectual is heading us up tho (Score:3, Interesting)
I can see your point that without a God, then what is the point in life? Why even bother living? I cannot give a satisfactory answer to that. But I think for most atheists the goal of improving humanity, and make humanity more powerful (control of environment, conquest of skies and space, etc) is a sufficient goal by itself.
Occam's razor is one possible 'answer' to Solipsism ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solipsism [wikipedia.org]
Re:Well, an anti-intellectual is heading us up tho (Score:3, Insightful)
Well, there is no real "WHY". But think about it this way, if we as a species didn't spend a lot of time caring about science, then you probably would not have been around ask that question. Hell, without science you would still be cowering in a cave somewhere, wondering if that sound you just heard was a lion who invited himself to dinner.
So there is no reason for you to care a
Just an Idea (Score:2)
Re:Just an Idea (Score:2)
Personally, I'm waiting for an inspired playwright to use DOD money to write a humorous play called "Golfing With Bob In Iraq or Where's My Camel?"
More of a laughfest than Angels in America was.
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Abiogenesis (what is taught in schools): life was created from non-life. Because this goes against the law of Biogenesis -- the observable fact that all life comes from other life -- abiogenesis is an un-natural force (at least, until the law of Biogenesis is proven wrong).
I'm not saying one or the other is right or wrong, I think that's a personal decision, but I am making an observation
Re:Just an Idea (Score:2)
ID is non-science. It's vacuous garbage designed to get past the ban on teaching religion in schools. It has no explanatory power. What kids should be taught in science class is science.
Re:Just an Idea (Score:3, Insightful)
Science should stick to things it can handle: physics, che
I wonder.. (Score:4, Funny)
Close Encounters of the Pedantic Kind (Score:5, Funny)
- Set a course for Alpha Centauri!
- Aye aye, Captain!
(five or more years of boring space cruise)
(exterior shots in perfect silence, there is no sound in space)
(finally the ship arrives)
- Scan for life forms!
- Sorry sir, there's no such thing as a "life form detector". It's not like life gives off a special energy or something.
- Well, shit. Let's go home then.
(several more years of boring space cruise)
Re:I wonder.. (Score:3, Insightful)
They are only writing the screenplays, not making the films. Hollywood can butcher a screenplay six ways from Sunday without a moment's thought. I gather the screenplay for "The Island" actually resembled a somewhat thoughtful SF story before Michael Bay and his production team got a hold of it. They can write and brilliant creative and interesting a screenplay as they like, unless it happens to fall into t
Re:I wonder.. (Score:3, Interesting)
If they make the films more *interesting* in the way you are thinking then a lot of people wont like to see it because it will be *boring* for them... it is like the movie "Memento" or "Pi", of course they are both great movies but not for the . I remember a friend telling me that he found boring Me
If Movie Science Got Any Sexier... (Score:5, Interesting)
Does anybody really think there is any shortage of glamorous mathematicians or two-fisted archaeologists in Hollywood? Not to mention they are frequently written as the Voice of Reason, Saving the Day, Etc. The era of scientists being depicted as whining and dreary eggheads who cowardly scamper about in the shadow of the macho leading man left vogue with Doctor Zarkov.
Oh, and not for nothing, you can teach science, but you cannot teach creativity. The government would be better served rounding up a couple dozen young but semi-established script-writers and giving them a crash course in astronomy. Of course, commissioning some Haiku from a bunch of Quantum Physicists would be pretty cool, in a Mondo 2000 kind of way...
Re:If Movie Science Got Any Sexier... (Score:3, Informative)
I see you missed Godzilla: Final Wars.
Loved the scientist in that one, she reminded me of one of our research students here in Biochem who's from Japan.
Re:If Movie Science Got Any Sexier... (Score:2, Insightful)
I don't believe this, myself. Nor do I believe that scientists are inherently uncreative (or at least any more so than semi-established script-writers.)
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Agreed- but science is all about cretivity as well. You can teach anyone FACTS of science, but I don't think you can teach them to BE a scientist... in the same way I can hand any person a script and tell them to memorize it, they could read back what I gave them, but they might not bring out the life of the script the way an actor would.
While the country was in love with space movies and sci-fi in the 60's and 70's, pu
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I take it then, that you've never watched the original Flash Gordon serials, as I have. Dr. Zarkov had enough guts to build his space ship and launch it against an un-known force that was threatening to kill everybody on the Earth, and looked capable of doing it. He also had the sense to take along a "man of action," for those deeds of derrin
some science-inspiring movies... (Score:3)
Contact with Jodi Foster
Indiana Jones series with Harrison Ford
Jurassic Park series
2001: A Space Odyssey
among many others, I'm sure.
Scientific movies!? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Scientific movies!? (Score:2)
What I like about it, is that it refutes the idiots that say "there is no global warming because it we had a cold winter and the summer isn't that hot..." (There was a letter in the Cleve. Plain Dealer a couple months ago saying that because whe had a late snow (late march, 8inches in Ohio) global warming si a joke, and the letter writer would
That's why I'm in I.T. (Score:3, Informative)
Because I saw this [imdb.com] glamorous,compelling drama, and I wanted to be just like the protagonist. ^_^
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Forget Superman... (Score:2, Insightful)
MacGyver (Score:2)
My goal at the end of highschool was to "work on something cool".
So I became an engineer, unfortunately only I find my work cool.
Anti-intellectualinism (Score:5, Funny)
Pot. Kettle. Fragment.
This is outrageous! (Score:2)
Just like the president said we should. OK kids.... 1 for science, one for ID, one for science...
Your answer (Score:2)
No.
Complicated (Score:4, Insightful)
Whatever your opinion of the administration- Imagine if W had a conference, said that we are going to get rid of our need for foreign oil w/in 10 years, and got scientists etc. going with the support they deserve and need- it could be like JFK's moon challenge.
It isn't just movies that influence people- we need a whole atmosphere of education in the US.
Of course, another way to do this would to bring kids to 15 year reunions, when the football team captains have gotten fat and work at car washes, and the high school nerds are making great money in great jobs.... Education is cool man.
It Worked for Me! (Score:5, Funny)
Uh oh, I'm in academia, and getting mixed messages (Score:4, Insightful)
And Meanwhile, Salaries for Engineers.... (Score:4, Insightful)
So... we're starting to outsource knowledge work, lumping science/technical skills in with manufacturing labor in the competetive race to the bottom. And Academia is increasingly competetive and less remunerative, and public funding is getting slashed.
I guess science is something you go into for love, right?
Re:And Meanwhile, Salaries for Engineers.... (Score:3)
Unfortunately, a PhD costs around half a million dollars at the end of the day. Without government support, we just won't have them.
Also, consider that outsourcing engineers is industry's fault. Killing off the company with outsourcing is a quick solution to turn a profit in the short term, while ignoring long-term implications. Simply put, if all of your value is generated by another company, then your company has no value.
Re:Uh oh, I'm in academia, and getting mixed messa (Score:3, Interesting)
Maybe they should start by using the money they have better. [bizjournals.com]
One word my friend (Score:2)
Because it really is all about shocking terrorists with high voltage or shooting homemade missles at drug lords.
kashani
Movie Physics website (Score:5, Informative)
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Re:Movie Physics website (Score:3, Insightful)
The scene I am particularly interested in is near the end of the movie when XXX (Ice Cube) jumps from a train going about 150mph off a 150-200ft high bridge into a river or lake. Just a split second before he hits the water he shoots his shotgun into the water where he will enter. Cou
Re:Movie Physics website (Score:4, Informative)
Not breaking the surface tension - aeration (Score:4, Informative)
So the shotgun would have a very different effect from a hammer in that it is more likely to aerate the water. Not that it would work anyway (air hurts at 150 mph, let alone water), but it important to understand the principle at work.
Movies aren't scientific!? (Score:3, Funny)
"Hey this is Unix. I know Unix"
With scientific banter like that, what purpose does the government have in getting involved?!
Aha!, the last piece of the puzzle is in place... (Score:2)
Let's review some recent articles, shall we?
The always flame generating "Creation Vs Evolution" thread
A "freedom of information Vs. privacy" thread (with an added Republican "flame starter")
A "Window's is OK thread"
Ok, that's it, you're laying ground for a "Slashdot Reality TV Series" aren't you? c'mon, admit it!
I can see it now, titled something like "Tweak the Geek".
Here, let me write your first episode:
Make a prank call to RMS pretending to be a Microsoft Attorney.
drama in science (Score:3, Interesting)
heh (Score:2)
"My Dog has no nose."
"How does it smell?"
"Terrible!"
-they all die
Its a party in my head, all day long!
Scripts are not enough (Score:2)
I mean, look what they did to Fantastic Four...
Wouldn't Stargate SG-1 be a good example? (Score:5, Interesting)
The thing is, I don't know that this kind of stuff really brings kids into science, no matter how much real theory they use. And frankly, when it comes to higher degrees, where the money is can be a big driver. During the
I was a chemistry major my freshman year. Certainly not because of the money. The reason I left it was I had this sudden vision of what life would be like as a chemist and I thought, "Oh God, how boring." And that was the end of it for me.
My girlfriend in college went into comp. sci. because of the money. When she graduated and got her first job doing it, the first thing she said was, "God, this is so boring." I said, "Well, didn't you like it in school?" She said, "No." I said, "Well what made you think doing it for a living was going to be any more fun?"
Needless to say, her career as a programmer was short-lived.
So I guess my point is, money will attract people, but it's the interest that keeps them. I think glamorizing it might bring some kids to find interest in it, but the fact is, most science jobs aren't all that glamourous and getting hit by the reality of that may make careers short-lived.
Stephen Baxter? (Score:2)
How about... (Score:2, Insightful)
Hey now... (Score:2)
Watch in awe as the poor Scientist Hero struggles against opression and tyranny and battles with the Evil Finance Committee Member who always voted to deny his Funding Request for the project that could Save The World. Who will win? Find out...
not even close (Score:5, Insightful)
you never hear anyone even mention engineers in movies or tv series. it's got to do with the social culture of the states. 100% of the political leaders in China have an engineering or science degree. In the states? none! (source: IEEE spectrum magazine June 2005).
Re:not even close (Score:5, Funny)
You're right. And it would be so easy. The three-episode arc on tracking down an elusive double-free()d pointer practically writes itself.
Re:not even close (Score:3, Interesting)
But you are right, engineers, mathematicians and scien
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Hmmm, that's not really true, but it's clear that there's a lot of them in the highest offices including the very top posts. They may really dominate the younger bureaucrats as well since a technical higher education seems much more likely among the younger generation of Chinese leaders. A counterexample to your original claim is the defense minister, Cao Gangchuan (he was in 2003, at least) who had training in the "Nanjing Numb
Hah! (Score:2)
I took a screenwriting class myself, there.
Will they be Bollywood style movies? (Score:3, Insightful)
I don't know... (Score:4, Funny)
As usual, Pentagon is off-target (Score:3, Insightful)
[relevant aside: Did you hear about the Polish actress? She was sleeping with the screenwriter.]
If they want more good movies about science, the way to do that is not to encourage the generation of more screenplays. Fucking Hollywood is tit-deep in screenplays. You can't swing a dead cat without knocking over a stack of them.
If the Pentagon wants more science movies, then start up a production company and buy the scripts, make the movies they want made. The train a couple of nose-mounted
More screenplays? They are farting into gale-force winds.
Yes and no (Score:3, Insightful)
When I was a kid I watched 3-2-1 Contact, Reading Rainbow, and most importantly Mr. Wizard. Mr. Wizard was a show on Nickelodian in which an older gentleman paired up with kids to do cool easily-reproducable experiments and teach science. He had a show where he used an old Mac to draw a spaceship and then airbrushed in some white smoke (like an early version of paint) and then animated the smoke and lift-off. This instantly drew me to computers and was the true start of my love and interest in science and computers. Movies are one shot deals and not grounded in reality, a weekly show that shows kids like yourself doing cool stuff will get kids interested.
There is the show Zoom and Dragonfly TV, both which do a somewhat good job nowadays.. but they are sillier and not focused. But better than 99% of the current shows which don't have any moral/learning value at all like spongebob. Even cartoons used to have a real message at the heart of them and usually taught a valueable lesson, now it is all just fluff... gee, I wonder why American youth are so ignorant of any number of subjects. Hell, in a college World History class only four people got the bonus question of "Place an X on the country of India" and it was during the time of the Tsunami!!! These are sad times for kids/teen learning, I'm glad my mother had the sense to force me to watch educational TV... I'm thanking her now.
Movies are not the answer.
the cool kids (Score:3, Interesting)
Living well is the best motivation for our nation's youth. My son has an excellent grasp of technology. He also has an excellent legal mind. Though he could easily become a geek like his dad, I'm encouraging him to go into law.
If our government wants to encourage science and technology, it will have to make science & engineering a better career choice. I've made a lot of money as an engineer, but I would have made a lot more as a lawyer. I have friends who are geeks and a few years older than me who'll probably never work as engineers again: Age discrimination. I took the LSAT myself after I noticed that I see a lot more old lawyers than I see old engineers.