The Slurpee at 40 176
theodp writes "Oh Thank Heaven for 7-Eleven! Slate reports on the 40th birthday of the Slurpee, which has frozen an estimated 6 billion brains and arguably provided the inspiration for Starbucks' Frappuccino, Dunkin' Donuts' Coolatta and Kwik-E-Mart's Squishee. Wikipedia has more Slurpee facts and links."
Slurpees Rock! (Score:2, Informative)
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Easy, fella... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Slurpees Rock! (Score:2, Interesting)
AAAHAHAHAHAA!!!
Re:Slurpees Rock! (Score:2)
Random Fact (Score:5, Informative)
Mind you, nobody actually calls them this, but it is used in the manuals for the machines and on the boxes of the syrup that come from Coke and Pepsi.
Re:Random Fact (Score:2)
Re:Random Fact (Score:2)
You realize you just outed yourself from manhood, right? We're going to have to ask you to leave your pr0n bookmarks and duct tape on the counter and vacate the premises immediately.
Re:Random Fact (Score:2, Funny)
The worst job I've had was Frozen Uncarbonated Beverage Analysis Researcher.
Old news? (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Old news? (Score:4, Informative)
Re:Old news? (Score:2)
7-eleven has long promoted free Slurpee days where, on July 11, you got a free 7.11 oz Slurpee. But celebrating the 40th anniversary on this day was a bit arbitrary.
The Slurpee is Great But... (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:The Slurpee is Great But... (Score:2)
Re:The Slurpee is Great But... (Score:3, Interesting)
Icee is *not* a knockoff - it's the Slurpee that is the copy.
According to Wikipedia, 7-11 bought the idea for the Slurpee *from* Icee in 1967.
(Hmmm - that makes it only 38 years old...where did they get '40th birthday' from? Wiki says that the idea was invented in the 1950's - so it's not the anniversary of it's invention?).
Re:The Slurpee is Great But... (Score:2)
Re:The Slurpee is Great But... (Score:2)
"In the Fall of 1965, 7-Eleven purchased three machines to test the product in their stores. They were an immediate success, and by the Spring of 1967, the machines were in almost every 7-Eleven® store.
The Slurpee mark was created in May 1967 during a bra
Re:The Slurpee is Great But... (Score:3, Informative)
Re:The Slurpee is Great But... (Score:2)
Re:The Slurpee is Great But... (Score:2)
Re:The Slurpee is Great But... (Score:2)
When I hit the lottery, or (re-)marry into money, I want my margaritas on-tap!
Disgusting slurpee flavors (Score:5, Funny)
--Apu
Um, Slush Puppy Anyone??? (Score:4, Informative)
Re:Um, Slush Puppy Anyone??? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Um, Slush Puppy Anyone??? (Score:2, Funny)
Maybe he's testing the new trig [slashdot.org].
Slush Puppies (Score:2)
Re:Um, Slush Puppy Anyone??? (Score:2, Informative)
OK, but that will be jumping the gun by about ten years won't it?
Re:Um, Slush Puppy Anyone??? (Score:2)
A "Slush Puppy" is an alcoholic beverage that I believe IIRC is close to a Sno-Kone. Crushed ice, syrup, booze.
A "Slush Puppie" I'm not all that sure about other than I seem to remember a Dr. Pepper version of it, which I found to be more tasty than the 7-Eleven varities.
Now the original credit probally goes to the icee
Re:Um, Slush Puppy Anyone??? (Score:2)
Re:Um, Slush Puppy Anyone??? (Score:3, Informative)
Granita! (Score:4, Interesting)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_ice [wikipedia.org]
which comes from Sicily. They are made with real fruit, and are absolutely delicious. I made a point of having at least one a day during a recent vacation in Sicily.
http://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Granita [wikipedia.org]
Re:Um, Slush Puppy Anyone??? (Score:2)
He thought it would be great if there was a machine to make this unique frozen drink and began to build the machine himself. It took five years for Mr. Knedlik to
Icee, Slurpee, or Slush Puppy? (Score:2)
Down in these parts, we had what were called "Icees" [compare e.g. The Great Pop vs. Soda Controversy [popvssoda.com]].
So which is the oldest: Icee, Slurpee, or Slush Puppy?
ICEE was the first, half a decade before Slurpee (Score:3)
Nothing left to do now? (Score:2)
Re:Nothing left to do now? (Score:2)
Re:Nothing left to do now? (Score:2, Informative)
Dome Lid
Octagonal Dome Lid (Prevented pressure build up when filling)
Slurpee Soda Mixer
Slurpee Float
Diet Slurpee
Yes, my family does own multiple 7-Eleven stores.
-bradly
Re:Nothing left to do now? (Score:2)
Re:Nothing left to do now? (Score:2)
one word (Score:2)
ok vodka would be good too, possibly whisky. yup it needs some C2H6O... It must be saturday night, and I am in need of some libation.
The Slurpee's Secret to success (Score:4, Funny)
Re:The Slurpee's Secret to success (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:The Slurpee's Secret to success (Score:2)
I believe you mean Coca-cola, Coca-cola, and Coca-cola sell the syrup. Don't buy into their branding crap. It's all the same company.
Re:The Slurpee's Secret to success (Score:3, Informative)
That's pretty much it. I have to admit I was never overly fond of the flavors offered. Your choice of Cola or fruit crap of the month, not a happy choice. If you were lucky you had more than two choices, or in the 80s when self serving machines became popular and you could mix your own crappy beverage, a mix of slurpee and your favorite carbonated d
Doh! (Score:1)
H.
Re:Doh! (Score:1)
Take another small slurp and leave it sitting on the tip of your tongue.
I have no idea what causes the brain-freeze effect, nor why the solution works, but I've passed this technique on to many people and it does seem to defrost the brain near instantly.
Re:Doh! (Score:5, Funny)
[*]Working as a neurosurgery nurse now
GD: Why do slurpies give you a headache?
D: Because you're drinking it too fast, asshole.
GD: No, but what CAUSES the headache?
D: Shut the fuck up and just drink it. Jesus.
(Several F-bombs removed from D's speech.)
Yumm (Score:3, Informative)
Random Slurpee Facts (Score:5, Informative)
The average Slurpee drinker age is 29 years
Manitoba is the "Slurpee Capital" of the world for the fifth year in a row (2003)! The 7-Eleven stores in Manitoba sell an average of 8,300 Slurpee drinks per store each month, compared to the national monthly rate of 5,900 and provincial rate of 7,200,which makes this Province the world leader in Slurpee sales.
The top five Slurpee cities are:
1. Winnipeg
2. Calgary
3. Regina
4. Detroit
5. Edmonton
The frozen carbonated beverage was first invented in 1959 by a Kansas hamburger stand owner. Using an automobile air conditioner, he created a sophisticated piece of equipment that would freeze a carbonated soft drink and serve it in a sherbet-like form that could be sipped through a straw.
To get that uniquely Slurpee consistency, each Slurpee machine has a compact refrigeration system that mixes syrup, carbon dioxide and water under pressure in a freezing chamber.
Slurpees are served at -3C (or 28F)
7-Eleven(r) began selling Slurpee, then called Icee, in its stores in the United States in 1965
Credit to http://www.myslurpeecup.com/facts.html
Re:Random Slurpee Facts (Score:1)
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Lucky for us, I moved and 7-11 long ago abandonded my new state -there literally aren't any 7-11s within hundreds of miles- so I don't have to worry about drinking too many Slurpees.
We do still have Icee machines in assorted gas stations, and there's always the frozen drinks at QuikTrip which I like better than 7-11 anyway.
Re:Random Slurpee Facts (Score:2, Funny)
I live in Winnipeg. We don't actually buy Slurpees, we buy Big Gulps. By the time we get home after walking through the snow we have a Slurpee. The 7-Eleven marketing people will have me killed for telling you this.
Re:Random Slurpee Facts (Score:3, Informative)
Make that six [www.ctv.ca].
Icee's were better... (Score:3, Informative)
http://www.icee.com/ [icee.com]
Re:Icee's were better... (Score:1)
Re:Icee's were better... (Score:2)
Re:Icee's were better... (Score:2)
Re:Icee's were better... (Score:2)
Re:Icee's were better... (Score:2)
I hadn't read through the site before I posted the link, but it's good to know they still have them. I haven't had an Icee since college, and I just found out they have a machine locally, so I'll have to start collecting those points...
As a former employee at local 7-11 store (Score:5, Funny)
Although it was useful mouse/cockroach trap (a sweet death, oh what irony!), you surely leave a long trail of spills from one corner of the store to the door.
Be the 40th birthday your last! I hate you, Slurpee!!!
SLURPEEE!!!!
ps: yes, i'm seeking professional help.
I'm Disappointed in Fellow Contributors (Score:5, Insightful)
Er, "said store's average patrons"? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:I'm Disappointed in Fellow Contributors (Score:5, Insightful)
So long as rats aren't pooping plauge or hanta virus into the Slurpees, I think humanity will survive.
I would be much more worried about the sugar causing tooth decay, or diabetes, or obecity, than I would be worried about germs from the thing.
Caffè Granita (Score:1)
Surely this drink was much more likely inspired by a traditional Italian drink called Caffè Granita, made with coffee and crushed ice.
Here in the UK, we don't have this Slurpee thing at all, but Frappuccino was not a surprise to any of us who had been to Italy when it arrived in our Starbuckses.
Re:Caffè Granita (Score:1)
Re:Caffè Granita (Score:1)
Re:Caffè Granita (Score:2)
Slush Puppie is better, IMO. Matter of personal preference, though.
Re:Caffè Granita (Score:2)
Re:Caffè Granita (Score:2)
Ice Blasts are a lot smoother than the original Slush Puppies, which could be a bit too icy and 'shardy'.
Rupert Jee's Frozen Fruit Whippy (Score:1, Funny)
40 years.. (Score:1)
Gone...? (Score:1)
Yeah nice, but.. (Score:1)
Unfrozen delights (Score:2)
Re:Unfrozen delights (Score:2)
One last technological improvement they could make (Score:2)
ICEEs are older, better, and help you get girls (Score:5, Interesting)
The ICEE has been around more than 45 years and the first ICEE machine was sold in 1960. The Kansas City Star [kansascity.com]has a good history on the Frizz/ICEE/Slurpee and its inventor, Omar Knedlik:
I suspect someone at 7-11 HQ has been screwing around with the settings, because a Slurpee is more liquidy than a ICEE. This appears to allow for faster consumption, which results in more brain freezing, which provides for a less enjoyable experience.
As far as helping you hookup, the official ICEE cup is predominately blue and red. Time and again science [romantics.net] has proven that women are attracted to blue and men are attracted to pink and red. Combine the higher brain freeze rate of the Slurpee and there's no lovin' tonight for Johnny.
So there. Now stop calling it Slurpee! It's ICEE! It's pissing me off.
--
Today's anger level: Yellow - Irritated for no reason
Ahhh, another Nick who sees the light! (Score:2)
Mac's Milk - Bloody Zit Froster (Score:2)
Ad campaign-wise, with the bus shelter posters of a kid trying to pop a pimple into a cup of blood red sour cherry slush.
Just infront of the machine, are shakers of candy bits. Oily black head bits, green flesh eating bacteria, pus powder and dried scabs.
Wish I had a link to put up....
If you could get over the imagery, those candy bits really helped balance out the sourness of the c
Re:Mac's Milk - Bloody Zit Froster (Score:5, Informative)
Zit Licking [boardsmag.com]
Re:Mac's Milk - Bloody Zit Froster (Score:2)
Where may one aquire a bloody zit?
Re:Mac's Milk - Bloody Zit Froster (Score:2)
Well, either by eating too much sweets and greasy foods. 8)
Or, in Ontario, Canada at Mac's Milk convenient stores.
Not sure about the rest of Canada. Though the logo has changed from a cat to an owl which reminds me of the Quebec based Provigo convenience store chain's logo in Quebec... and as a previous message from Quebec mentioned, they had it first.
Re:Mac's Milk - Bloody Zit Froster (Score:2)
Oh, you're talking about "sloche". It came from Québec first, where it is marketed in french with intentionally disgusting names like:
Alternatives (Score:2)
Here is a bit of history for you. :-) (Score:2)
One of my first jobs while in high school was at a place called Borden's Heap-O-Cream. These ice cream shops were all the rage long before 7-Eleven came along. We used to make something called a Freezie (or maybe Freezy). Anyway, it is really simple to make and tastes really good. The ingredients are:
1 pint of Sherbert
1 bottle of carbonated water.
Put the Sherbert into a blender with enough carbonated water to allow t
Dr Fun commemorating (Score:2)
Regular or spicy? (Score:3, Interesting)
rj
7-Eleven! (Score:2)
You don't really appreciate how much better they are than most convenience stores until they're not an option.
Re:7-Eleven! (Score:2)
Really? I remember the closure in the early 80s of many 7-Elevens where I live. I never really missed them. The only unique thing they offered was a slurpee. Fountain drinks were ordinary though I guess you could say they were among the first to offer a huge drink. A really huge drink came in really handy.
I "could" go to a 7-Eleven if I so wanted, but why bother? Technicaly they were a semi de
lowish in calories (Score:2, Interesting)
Slurpee - The Original 40 Year Old Virgin (Score:3, Funny)
Learn something new... (Score:3, Funny)
I grew up in New Orleans where ICEE was king. They were in each and every Time Saver (local convenience chain)and were heavily advertised outside of Time Saver ads. I always thought they were a New Orleans' product. So, when Slurpee started to show up in New Orleans in the early 1980s, I figured THEY were the usurper. How dare they come in and try to kill ICEE.
I really regret my boycotts and protests now, not to mention the dead cats outside of the stores. Sigh.
Slurpee's inspired music too... (Score:2)
Check Out "Brainfreeze", a long mix from DJ Shadow & Cut Chemist. About 52 minutes long. Among many other bits, it features samples from Slurpees radio (or TV?) commercials. Very good stuff (if you like DJ-ing and scratching that is, but it features many styles at once, so listen to it).
The vinyl even has "SLURP" [radiolaurbana.com.br] written on it
My personal favorite: (Score:2)
And It Is ALSO The Reason (Score:2)
that Zonk can't recognize a dupe when he sees it.
Obviously Slurpees have frozen HIS brain as well.
"News for Nerds, Stuff That Matters" - yeah, tell me again...
In other news, Arby's roast beef sandwiches ROCK!
Greetings from the Slurpee Capital of the World! (Score:2)
Go figure.
From the perspective... (Score:2)
Seriously, I find it interesting how US culture seems so keen to embrace branding, product names (especially ones), slogans, etc. Over here, we still tend to use generic names more often than not. For example, if I need to blow my nose, I reach for a box of tissues, not a box of Kleenex -- even if they're made b
My own machine? (Score:2)
I'd pay that much for one...
Re:News for Nerds. Stuff that matters. (Score:2)
"Daddy, can we get a slurpee, pleeeeeaaaaassseee?" (with typical kid's overdramatic exageration and drawing-out on 'please').
Me? Never really did like them.
But, were they really invented by Southland Corp? When were Icees introduced at KMart, since they always seemed to be there (KMart was probably Icee's biggest customer), and it wasn't until after 1980 I think when I first went into a 7-11...
Southland licenced from Icee (Score:1)
news for nerds (Score:2)