Use of Student Plants to Pitch Products Rising 274
theodp wrote to mention a Seattle PI article about software and niche companies using college-age hucksters to get the word about their product out. From the article: "Microsoft is among a growing number of companies seeking to reach the elusive but critical college market by hiring students to be ambassadors -- or, in more traditional terms, door-to-door salesmen. In an age when the college demographic is no longer easily reached by television, radio or newspapers -- as TiVo, satellite radio, iPods and the Internet crowd out the traditional advertising venues -- a microindustry of campus marketing has emerged. Niche firms have sprung up to act as recruiters of students, who then market products on campus for companies such as Microsoft, JetBlue Airways, The Cartoon Network and Victoria's Secret."
This is the Victoria's Secret thread (Score:5, Funny)
Re:This is the Victoria's Secret thread (Score:5, Funny)
Re:This is the Victoria's Secret thread (Score:2)
Re:This is the Victoria's Secret thread (Score:3, Funny)
Re:This is the Victoria's Secret thread (Score:5, Funny)
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College students can't afford hookers.
"I'll pay you with half-a-bud and some top-raman".
Re:This is the Victoria's Secret thread (Score:2)
Re:This is the Victoria's Secret thread (Score:3, Funny)
Re:This is the Victoria's Secret thread (Score:2)
Why not? Honestly, all three are promoted along marijuana on most campuses.
Re:This is the Victoria's Secret thread (Score:2)
No, I think your standard g-string with just enough room for Invader Zim would be perfect. Plus you get the dumbass pun for free. Invader...get it...blarg.
Re:This is the Victoria's Secret thread (Score:2)
Re:This is the plant sub-thread (Score:2)
Thanks.
In my school (Score:2)
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Re:In my school (Score:2)
but not women in blue dresses!
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Re:This is the Victoria's Secret thread (Score:2)
I am a beautiful 40 year old male who love to dress up in full three
piece wedding dresses made out of crystal clear plastic and outlined
with multi-colored electro-lumenscent wire (Glowire for you Bruning Man
folks)
Watch for me comming to your local college campus soon!
As Einstein once said... (Score:4, Insightful)
I have an idea to appeal to college students (Score:5, Informative)
Make your stuff cheaper? (Score:5, Informative)
to sell, or contract to sell, goods at unreasonably low prices for the purpose of destroying competition or eliminating a competitor.
Re:Make your stuff cheaper? (Score:3, Insightful)
I think there's a difference between "unreasonably low prices" and "prices students can afford".
Clearly, if they have to be that low for students to buy the stuff, there's a reason for lowering prices. Unless they're making a huge loss on every sale.
Re:Make your stuff cheaper? (Score:2)
OS: Linux
Office Suite: OpenOffice
Wouldn't they be considered to be breaking that code since they are offering it as "free" compared to Microsoft's prices. I'm not sure if that's a reasonable or unreasonable price, but I can't really see how any price could be more unreasonable besides giving money to take the software.
Unless Microsoft is offering their software below "free", I don't think this law would stick
Parent comment is wrong (Score:4, Insightful)
Microsoft needs work, but Adobe needs a miracle (Score:5, Insightful)
I'd love to see *ADOBE* really cut their prices for students... God forbid an graphic design student actually want to buy a copy of Photoshop...
Re:Microsoft needs work, but Adobe needs a miracle (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Microsoft needs work, but Adobe needs a miracle (Score:2)
Exaggerated pricing (Score:2)
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I'll explain my position a bit, so you can see where I am coming from.
So, let's assume gas was $100 a gallon.
Then someone made a discount to take it down to $25...
Yes, the MARGIN of decrease looks good, but the original value (and as such, the discounted value) is still excessively inflated.
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IMHO, if people are saying that Microsoft charges an arm and a leg, they are missing that companies like Adobe are charging all limbs and a head.
Re:I have an idea to appeal to college students (Score:2)
Re:I have an idea to appeal to college students (Score:2)
You're at UF? Sweet! I live about three blocks behind the Swamp! Ever stop in at Momo's?
Re:I have an idea to appeal to college students (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:I have an idea to appeal to college students (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:I have an idea to appeal to college students (Score:2, Interesting)
No, it's called MSDNAA [microsoft.com].
I was amazed to learn that as a CS student I could download Windows XP, 2003 server, etc. for free.
If this actually worked, then kids would vote (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:If this actually worked, then kids would vote (Score:3, Insightful)
See, most kids these days aren't really interested in voting, in part because they don't really see how it might benefit them, and because many of them are more or less disillusioned with government in general.
On the other hand, how could you NOT be interested in Vicky's Secrets? There are obvious benefits
Re:If this actually worked, then kids would vote (Score:2)
Uh- I could very easily not be interested in vicky's secrets... Like if they are on a 180 pound woman, or on a man. A big ol woman in a pearl thong isn't my idea of heaven....
Re:If this actually worked, then kids would vote (Score:5, Insightful)
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Re:If this actually worked, then kids would vote (Score:5, Interesting)
Compare this to some European countries where anyone can write up a proposal for a referendum, collect signatures, submit it and their government is required by the constitution to put it to a national vote.
Re:If this actually worked, then kids would vote (Score:3, Informative)
Re:If this actually worked, then kids would vote (Score:3, Insightful)
Yes, I know that voting is the method to change those two things, but a lot of people see it as an 8000lbs gorilla that can and will do whatever the heck it wants.
Re:If this actually worked, then kids would vote (Score:2)
Re:If this actually worked, then kids would vote (Score:5, Funny)
Yes, your honour, and that's how the baggie ended up in my jacket pocket.
Re:If this actually worked, then kids would vote (Score:2)
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"Every nation has the government it deserves." - Joseph de Maistre
Re:If this actually worked, then kids would vote (Score:2)
I shan't. Quite simply, anyone I'd actually have to convince to vote isn't really someone I want to see fumbling around in a polling booth. If they've been around long enough to vote, yet still have not absorbed enough to grasp the significance of voting, I would never take it upon myself to try to push them into participating in the process, which is flawed enough as it already is.
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"You know, I was watching a television program before with a sort of a roving moder
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If this worked, kids would take free money... (Score:2)
Seriously, our ECE honors organization [purdue.edu] has a lounge in the basement of the EE building that sells food and drinks and turns a good profit. We figure that EEs and CompEs aren't very social by nature, so every couple of weeks, we go out to a local resturant, bar, etc. and give everybody who shows up $3 to subsidize their food. The idea is to get people out of the lab and have a good time. Our student organization fin
Apple Campus Reps (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Apple Campus Reps (Score:3, Informative)
Of course, I do more now too. Demo table events, talking to faculty.. some of the best stuff comes from this. You never realize how much a college has to offer until you've talked to everyone.
My personal feeling is, while you c
Re:Apple Campus Reps (Score:2)
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I welcome our new overlords ... (Score:2, Funny)
Been happening for a while (Score:4, Informative)
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Re:Been happening for a while (Score:2)
sri
Reminds me (Score:4, Interesting)
What reminded me was that in the book, they have people who go up and pitch things directly to other people, and they have watches that listen for audio cues, and when they've successfully pitched someone, money is deposited into an account for them.
And while I should know this since I'm in advertising.....how do these companies make sure these kids are actually pitching? How do they know they're not just paying them to go dick around with their friends and not do anything? There's no real sort of metrics for this sort of thing nor is there much control.
My grandpa used to say... (Score:3, Interesting)
I would think that "word of mouth" advertising would work quite a bit better if your product was worth paying for? Perhaps I'm just cynical, but I am thinking that this is no better than commercials, but you can't switch the channel...this is more "in your face"
Arrggg I'm having memories of people selling household cleaning stuff door to door while "working their way through college"
Seriously, how does this help companies that already have GLOBAL brand name recognition?
Re:My grandpa used to say... (Score:4, Insightful)
Consumer based economies rely that most of the money that people earn will be spent, thus keeping allowing more things to be produced, employing more people and round and round we go. Of course, the government takes a chunk of every dollar when its earned and then again when its spent. Its fun to watch how much of a dollar goes to the goverment once its been spent and earned a couple of times.
Times have changed since your Granpa's day. Globalisation means that this cycle is undergoing a readjustment.
Take Wal*Mart for example. Everybody wants goods at the cheapest price, but locals want living wages. The net effect is that manufacturing is moved off-shore to produce cheaper goods that local people can buy, but as they is now less money in the local economy, there are few jobs, meaning on average have less money to spend, meaning they want even cheaper goods. There are some economists who predict that Wal*Mart will cause the biggest change in US standards of living in the history of the country.
The trick is, of course, that we are simply shifting to a new equilibrium. If nobody has money to buy goods, Wal*Mart will suffer, so they won't let its prices drop too far. Eventually prices will stabilize to a level where local people and local industry will live in harmony with outsourcing to cheaper countries. Notably, these cheaper countries will slowly become less cheaper. Outsourced and Local wages will eventually meet in the middle (in some industries, they already have).
I know many of us have been bitten by out-sourcing to India, but we (as a society) have shown time and again that, despite all the lip-service, saving that few dollars on the cost of weekly tinned food bill is more important that local jobs.
You can't have the benefits of globalisation without the downsides - its part and parcel of the same model.
Re:My grandpa used to say... (Score:2)
Microbrewers are taking import sales in many instances.
Re:My grandpa used to say... (Score:3, Insightful)
What's actually made in the USA these days? We've essentially fulfilled THAT particular Snow Crash prophecy.
Of course, we haven't been split into a mass of corporate-owned fiefdoms yet, but that's mostly probably because none of the corporations want to limit their "markets."
*Taken as an umbrella metaphor for "service-based" industries like landsharks^Wlawyers and conslutants r
Reminds me of the old (reputably true) MLM joke... (Score:4, Insightful)
His answer: "All my friends".
"Push marketing" types, also known as salesmen, keep trying to push crap products onto people. But generally, good products sell themselves.
Re:History lesson. (Score:2)
Re:History lesson. (Score:2)
Don't give door-to-door sales a bad name (Score:2)
Re:Don't give door-to-door sales a bad name (Score:2)
I've seen them (Score:3, Insightful)
They also wrote a URL for how to download a free trial in sidewalk chalk all over campus, which is technically regarded as graffiti and as such is against campus rules. Fortunately a combination of UPD and the outer bands of Tropical Storm Tammy took care of that. I haven't seen them since.
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Great (Score:3, Funny)
-Satan
Already a term.. (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Already a term.. (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Already a term.. (Score:2, Troll)
You don't like the product they're selling? Don't buy it!
Re:Already a term.. (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Already a term.. (Score:3, Funny)
I find astro-turfing particularly insidious
Re:Already a term.. (Score:5, Insightful)
This is called Astroturf.
Actually, there's a much older term: "shill".
Street Teams (Score:2)
This just in: Students will do anything for money (Score:2)
I have no doubt he would shill for money. The guy has nary a moral fiber in his body, at least when it comes to money.
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My definition of a good deal is one where everybody is happy. The client is happy getti
I remember Insurance co's doing this, years ago... (Score:2)
their friends & relatives, they couldn't meet
their sales quotas... and got replaced by the
"next generation" of student salespeople.
History repeats itself...
Apple! Uck! (Score:5, Interesting)
Not only that, but I have, myself, been approached by Apple. Last year I ran a film festival for amateur film makers, they approached me about running it again, and changing it to use only Apple products and the iMovie format.
I have heard from a couple of dissatisfied members of the Mac support group here on campus that it has become little more than a sales convention every other week when it meets.
That same group had an event on campus called "Who is your Mac Daddy", which was basically just a tupperware party for Apple products.
It's sick...
College students with... (Score:2, Funny)
(check this [userfriendly.org] if you don't know what I am talking about)
I know someone who did this. (Score:2)
After she graduated, she tried the MS interview but didn't make the cut.
Anyway, she had some leftover software and gave me a copy of Visual Studio. Nice but sadly, I'm an environemntal sci major.
Grump
Re:I know someone who did this. (Score:2)
sri
Obligatory Negativity Towards Microsoft (Score:3, Funny)
Now you might say that I am biased against Microsoft (where you would get this idea I don't know), but hey, consider that I have had to put up with wormy networks and teach people how to configure 14 different versions of Outlook for years. "Daaahhh.. I can't print! ...". When I made my switch (mid 90's, thanks) I had to learn a little more (how inconvenient), but at least I have a lot of free time and cash now. You have to really admire an Operating System which you can set up and forget about for months if not years at a time. I know, very inconvenient.
The idea of sending out armies of college students to market their product is of course what one can expect from such an unscrupulous company. I wouldn't be suprised if Microsoft made these people tattoo the butterfly on their asses as a marketing ploy. At least the butterfly would get maximum exposure given the type of people who it would sport it... I know this one guy who uses his free time to write code to send to Microsoft as if anyone there likes him or even knows him. "Camel Balls" we call him, he walks around shoving his nuts out wearing pants that are too tight, ranting about how my firewall is pushing traffic out the wrong interface because someone told him how to use 'iptraf' and now he is a UNIX Expert. What a douche bag. Like alot of MCSEs he tries to tell me things about Linux and computers in general that have no basis in reality whatsoever. Incidentally he was incorrect about the firewall - he had no idea what he was looking at anyway.
The point is, whoever comes up to me better have a nice rack or I'll ruin their day. I'm just being honest. I don't like greedy companies and I can't stand people who support them for free. WTF is that??? Just give up your free time to work for Microsoft so they can make more money off of your dumb, broke ass. Give ME a break! At least OSS is given to the WORLD, not directly to some prick's pocketbook.
Warning: Do not mod me down or I will find you and hide a Windows ME box in the false ceiling on your network!
Buzz (Score:5, Informative)
The reporters were surprised at how enthusiastic people were about doing unpaid work on behalf of these companies. Though Bzz offered a reward program, not many people cash in on it. The reporters came up with quite a few (mostly complementary) explanations. First, Bzz claimed that it only marketed 20% of the products that came to them, leaving the impression that their agents were only being asked to pimp the really good stuff. Then you have that eternal desire to be "in the know", to suggest a product or a restaurant to your friends and having the suggestion stick (see Linux advocacy). Finally, it seems that if you ask people to choose among basically equivalent items, when one of those items is somehow "theirs", they tend to value that item more highly. So just by giving agents a sample of the product, the marketing company can create a positive impression.
Officially, Bzz doesn't require its unpaid agents to spin the product in a positive light. All they ask is that people talk about the product. This helps sell people on the idea of being advertisers, since they're just being asked to talk about their opinions, rather than slavishly following the party line.
I think this is a small step up from some forms of astroturfing (for example, hiring beautiful women to go to bars and order Drink X), but not a big one. The worst part about these techniques is that they constitute an abuse of trust. Such activities allow a big corporation to sneak their "message" into what people assume to be a candid exchange of information. Whether the messengers are being paid in dollars, "points", sexual favors, or pats on the back isn't terribly relevant to me. The issue is that one party to the conversation has a hidden agenda that the other party isn't going to be on the lookout for.
Look at it this way: the marketers advertised so incessantly at us that we mostly tuned them out. We turned instead to the people around us for information. Now the evil bastards want to exploit the one remaining source of "unbiased" information. I mean, sure we're all biased, but the point is, we're plugging for our own biases, not those of the product manufacturer. They've finally found ways to exploit our trust in each other for personal profit, and they give fuck all if they're damaging that trust as they do so. Fight this.
The activities in the article are shameless in their own ways, but at least the targets have a better chance of discerning that the people plugging the product are paid product pluggers.
Why can't they just make a quality product? (Score:2, Informative)
Since this is the
Oh wait, replace "Microsoft" with "Google", and that's what I meant to post...
http://www.google.com/jobs/studentsg.html [google.com]
(Not exactly the same,
Not that surprising. (Score:5, Funny)
On a related note, I go to BU, and this past week, while crossing the street, I noticed a Microsoft OneNote ad chalked with a stencil on the pavement between the T tracks (the T is what Bostonians call their subway, i.e. train or tram).
From the article: "Many [student representatives] are specially trained, sometimes at corporate headquarters, Gossett said, as in the case with Microsoft."
The T runs above-ground through BU, but the first stop after the campus is underground. So if you are crossing the street and see this chalked advertisement (which is quite blurry and in fact barely legible, because, hey, it rains a lot in Boston and chalk runs), your natural response is to stop walking for a moment so that you can look down and and actually make out what it says. Specifically, you need to stop on the T tracks...50 feet from where the T goes above-ground. Perfect conditions for getting run over with a 20 ton subway car.
That's some nice training, there, Microsoft.
Finally face to face spam! (Score:2)
I have waited for this day! Finally I can give immediate feedback to the spammer who aproaches me. Most likely in fork-in-the-eye-fashion.
RL spammers beware: I'm one of them.
from our merchandising-the-greenhouse dept (Score:2, Funny)
Word of Mouth (Score:2)
This goes for movies, games, hardware, and software.
The easiest way to get it is to stick your money/time not in marketing but into research/engineering/whatnot into making a great product.
The Apple iPod is a great example of this - I heard of it from my friends as recommendations long before I've seen it advertised by the company.
With this in mind, the pro
How many CRs here on Slashdot?. (Score:3, Insightful)
It's too big a forum for marketers to ignore completely, so there'd have to be a few either monitoring or contributing. Any brave enough to come out of the closet and tell us about it?
I did this for Orange (Score:3, Informative)
The ambassadors would make a couple of bucks (I can't remember how much, I'm thinking 20PLN) for each contract they got and were able to give their clients deals they wouldn't get at the salon. There were clearly a couple of stars, people who would get 30-50 contracts/month, while a lot of them worked just enough to pay for their own cell phone usage.
At the end of the program, a lot of the stars were offered steady work - why would we want to get rid of a good salesperson?
One Note, Part of a $500,000 Download at LSU. (Score:3, Informative)
Part Two of the program is a $500,0000 per year site license, as noted here [brlug.net], which brings the Microsoft Tax to everyone on campus. This is a program that eats up 1/8 of the $150/year student tech fee for the ability to download the most basic of software, productivity software, email client and this goofey one note. Someone on the thread does the math and estimates Microsoft will pocket about $300 per software set they distribute, which is well above the usual Dell rip-off. Of course, it is much much more than a download of Mepis, which has more and better applications.
In typical Microsoft style, they are touting the rip-off as "free software". They spammed every student on campus with an email that mentioned a commitment but no costs and had the nerve to stand in the middle of free speech alley and proclaim "free" downloads. What a turn off.
Surprisingly, it has not worked very well. People are outraged when they learn the cost. Few people want to risk their only working computer to "upgrade" software they already own, as free software advocates can tell you. Most people walked by the barkers at free speech alley and could care less. Did they really think people care about Outlook? I was one of the few people who bothered to talk to them and I agree with the BRLUG poster above, the reps were poorly trained and did not know their product. Spam backfires. Most people are going to look at the Microsoft dream play, where a fellow student tries to hawk a program, as weird and disturbing.
Re:Credit Card Pushers (Score:2)
Bar peoples (Score:2)
I've never seen them outside of those two venues... so I think it's pretty PC, the folks who are already inclined to drink just get free stuff (shirts, samples, buttons)
Re:Kill yourself (Score:2)
Is hawking Warez acceptable?
Re:I heard about something like this... (Score:2)
Re:Cutco has been doing this for years... (Score:3, Interesting)