


The Virtual Teacher 94
Roland Piquepaille writes "Researchers from Illinois and Florida are developing a networking system which will create virtual representations of real people to improve our knowledge. They will use artificial intelligence and natural language processing software to enable us to interact with these avatars. The goal of the project, sponsored by the National Science Foundation (NSF), is to give us the possibility to interact with these virtual representations as if they were the actual person, complete with the ability to understand and answer questions. We should see the results at the beginning of 2008 — if the researchers succeed."
Vacuous article (Score:5, Insightful)
Summary of article (IMHO):
Guess what. In the future, we will create avatars that will look and sound just like real people. To see how far along we are, take a look at some of these avatars
(decent graphical images, which not an AI make)
There's some money from the NSF to continue this effort.
Really smart guys are working on ways to get realistic sounding voices and
mannerisms.
We're using motion capture too.
Is this commercially viable? We'll have to see.
First of all, this virtual avatar stuff is icing on the cake. The first (easiest) Turing test implementation does not require body language, realistic avatars, or
mannerisms, and we are still YEARS from that. What makes anyone think that this is remotely possible by next year?
P.S. The submitter's name seems familiar. Where have I heard it before?
Re:Why does everyone hate Roland Piquepaille? (Score:5, Informative)
I know that a lot of people here at Slashdot have a burning hatred for Roland Piquepaille. But I find it confusing. The articles he submits are always very interesting, especially for those of us interested in science. They're the epitome of "news for nerds".
The problem is that he submits interesting articles which are linked via his blog. So we read a blog story about a blog story about something interesting.
He forces slashdotters to go through his site (racking up hits and advertising dollars) to read the actual interesting content...
Astroturf alert (Score:2)
You're quite wrong; Mr. Piquepaille provides a very useful service. His summaries are of great use to busy people like myself, who wish to stay up-to-date with recent developments, but who do not have the time to read lengthy articles. He gets us the information we need in a swift and efficient manner.
And you sound very suspiciously like Roland (or CNET) astroturfing from an anonymous account. Who are you?
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Re:Why does everyone hate Roland Piquepaille? (Score:4, Informative)
Actually, the zdnet article he linked to is a blog that Roland writes for zdnet. So, he is still linking to his spam. Unfortunately, zdnet seems to think that Roland is providing a useful service, just like Taco does. I was sort of hoping Roland would go away, and he is only becoming more popular.
tag: boycottroland (Score:5, Informative)
P.S. The submitter's name seems familiar. Where have I heard it before?
Roland submits dozens upon dozens of stories to Slashdot. "Vacuous" is pretty accurate; I've repeatedly heard Slashdotters ask for the ability to filter his crap like we used to be able to filter Jon Katz.
The primary difference is that while Katz was batshit insane and overimpressed with himself, Roland simply states the obvious and inane in his "article", and then submits it to slashdot. He regularly does little more than quote sections of the article and supply obvious commentary...and watches the hit counts roll in.
There are two remarkable facts: one, that there isn't better content in the submission queue, and two: I don't think I've ever seen comments posted supporting him. Hilariously, on the rare occasion he does post, he's moderated down so fast, he must be on the level of the GNAA people in terms of Karma.
Since hits support Roland, I'd suggest slashdotters tag his stuff "boycottroland"
tag: pigpile (Score:3, Informative)
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tag: boycottroland (Score:5, Interesting)
Unfortunately, the ZDnet article linked is also written by our buddy Roland. I do wish that Slashdot would give me a way to avoid his crap (or, y'know, just not approve his stories). Either way, I think the boycottroland tag will help me in the future.
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You make a good point. I just added blogs.zdnet.com to my blocking list, as it is entirely useless.
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Re:Vacuous article (Score:4, Insightful)
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the National Science Foundation (NSF), is to give us the possibility to interact
with these virtual representations as if they were the actual person (NSFW)
Yes that's all well and nice ... (Score:3, Funny)
The real question is... (Score:2)
Sounds a bit like... (Score:3, Insightful)
Sounds like a dup from the 1980s (Score:2)
Ummmmm (Score:2)
I'm sure I won't be the only one to ask (Score:2)
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It will be able to say "You have your answer, slashdot user, I suggest you act on it" in a condescending tone, like any good ascended-ancient-posing-as-a-hologram should be able to do.
--Joe
Good idea (Score:3, Funny)
A bit inaccurate.... (Score:5, Insightful)
Allergies are blocking my nose, but I can still smell the stench of sensationalism with this one.
Cold Fusion!? (Score:2)
Ronald left out the part about the system being powered by cold fusion!
Shame on this research lab. What's wrong with Perl, Python, and PHP?
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Oh, good catch! Of course both F* articles don't even contain the words "personality" or "entire" or anything close to that, but I'd mod you up if could (this is Roland of course).
Never Send A Machine To Do A Man's Job (Score:5, Insightful)
On the other side, I already had a couple of teachers that were completely inept to their jobs, following scripts just like a computer program with pre-recorded footage would. But computers are very unlikely to come even near to advantages a real good teacher can provide.
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They only have to use those clones on the moon and send a ship out there with 5 people with secret agendas but with the goal to create A.I.
It works i tell, i read about it....
Just when we are talking about powerpoint (Score:2)
Ask Jeeves - been there, done that, failed (Score:3, Interesting)
There's a problem with this. (Score:4, Funny)
The problem is as soon as the teacher says anything like: 'Now class, I'd like you to help me do this...' WAAAJAANNAAA!!! Everyone gets a massive fine from Amazon for infringing their 'Humans Assisting Computers [slashdot.org]' patent.
I wonder if Amazon will use special lawyer avatars to hand out the court summons?
Virtual whatnow? (Score:2)
About as useful as a virtual avatar for a search engine: http://www.msdewey.com/ [msdewey.com]
Bitch never gives me what I want though!
Automated post: FA void of anything new or useful (Score:4, Informative)
http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/5735/ [userscripts.org]
Enjoy!
The part that automatically posts this information is not included.
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Yes, roland really is that predictable and monotonous. Until a while ago you could spot his/its posts solely based on the link text "Read more" always present in them.
Quite frankly I think submissions linking to zdnet should be discarded in much the same way they're written - automatically.
MOD PARENT UP! Her/his script is very useful! (Score:2)
The parent links to a Greasemonkey user script that works very well to "gray-out" Roland slashvertisements on slashdot.
this is only half the battle (Score:2)
OK, so virtual teacher, not virtual student. (Score:3, Funny)
"Yo', homes, teach me sum alg'braw 'n' shiz so I be up on da fo'-one-one and tut' me sum ladayz, fo'shizzaw muh nizza, biznatch."
"Please repeat query."
"Yo, man, dis shit is whack."
"Please repeat query."
"What da fuck."
"Please refrain from using profanity."
"Hey, fuck you, man."
"LOCK DOWN IN PROGRESS."
*CLANG CLANG CLANG*
"Cleansing speech orifice with Javex. Please wait..."
April Fools' Day (Score:2)
Well, at least... (Score:1)
LK
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Fine, so long as ... (Score:2, Funny)
This remind you of the EMH from Voyager (Score:2)
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Indian accent (Score:2)
Until students start complaining of this Indian accent, would researchers admit that this AI is actually backed by real humans, and it's very cost effective.
reminds me of (Score:1)
by philip k dick
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Is this another case of science and technology striving to achieve a vision that was dreamed of by a Sci Fi author?
Which reminds me, has anyone yet created the photoanalysis device that Dekkard uses in Bladerunner? My take on this was that the software was using some sort of super-resolution image processing. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super-resolution/ [wikipedia.org]
I was interested to see an article a while ago where a developer from Linden Labs said that Snowcrash, another N
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Well, it is just the movie of the story, and Philip K. Dick really wasn't interested in technology. But, to me that machine was some holographic device. I distinctly remember Dekkard doing more than just zoom-in, so you need probably more that just a 2D image.
Inevitable. (Score:1)
This is no good for learning (Score:2, Interesting)
A real teacher interacts with his students.
He notices their behaviour and based on that he adepts his lessons.
Think of it would a digital teacher help teenagers learn (adults are much the same).
More likely computer screen colors fancy graphics will distract away from what has to be learned. Remember we probaply all had tried that web advising monkey advater that could speak and would help you search the web. Nice idea but it mainly distracts. And computers dont un
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"...probaply all had tried that web advising monkey advater"
"...to do it in quikest possibble way"
"...make some notitions of what you read"
"...realy isn't anything better"
"...you need practicle knowledge"
Hmm. I can see all of that "real teaching" has worked for you.
GeekGrrl
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*gets off her high horse and slinks away*
geekgrrl
sounds like a movie... (Score:1)
Cool! A Minnie Driver/Anne Hathaway love scene. (Score:1)
- Fleshlike rubber, check
- Realistic, load-balanced, dynamic walking, check
- Natural language parsing, check
- Language understanding and response, check
It's all coming together finally. Soon, the "AI" movie scene of "take off your clothes" will become a reality! One may evolve one's traits out of society, but one'll have a hell of a fun time doing so.
William Gibson called... (Score:1)
Great idea, but there can be problems. Not just technically, but morally and ethically. These guys should read Neuromancer [wikipedia.org] and find out how Dixie Flatline felt about existing in a ROM chip after he was dead.
Oblig. Tag: 'ohnoitsroland' (Score:1)