Lake Disappears into Andes 307
steveb3210 writes "It seems that what was once a 5-acre glacial lake in the Andes has mysteriously disappeared. 'In March we patrolled the area and everything was normal,' Juan Jose Romero from Chile's National Forestry Corporation, Conaf, said. 'We went again in May and to our surprise we found that the lake had completely disappeared. All that was left were chunks of ice and an enormous fissure.'" The current theory is that an earthquake opened the ground and allowed the lake to drain. Looks like global warming is off the hook this time around.
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Lake Daikantana (Score:3, Funny)
The lake will be returned... (Score:5, Funny)
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Although if you fire up Fallout 2, there are more water chips laying around than you can shake a stick at...the first time I played F2 I scarfed up all I could carry and stashed for later.
HaHaHa! the joke was on me...they aren't even worth trying to sell.
Re:The lake will be returned... (Score:4, Funny)
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Meg: It just went down the drain.
Mayor Adam West: They're crafty I tell you. It happens when you least expect it.
[Waters plant.]
Mayor Adam West: SHOW YOURSELVES, DAMN YOU! I've been investigating them for months. It has cost $150,000 dollars of the taxpayers' money, but I'll find the culprits if it costs me a million.
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Wouldn't be the first time... (Score:5, Interesting)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Peigneur [wikipedia.org]
Re:Wouldn't be the first time... (Score:4, Funny)
Isn't that where all of them are?
rj
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"Duh. Double duh." - Weemba
Re:Wouldn't be the first time... (Score:5, Funny)
> Isn't that where all of them are?
No. There are holes in donuts, holes in the ozone, holes in theories, holes in IE, and three holes in my underwear.
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Some do it more or less naturally (Score:4, Interesting)
It's kind of funny that, before you go bass fishing, you have to actually make sure there's water in the lake. Sometimes, it drains very quickly [ufl.edu].
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In all seriousness please correct me if I'm way off.
This one does it every year (Score:3, Interesting)
I've watched it cycle throughout a season, it's pretty creepy. This lake is 7km long, it ain't just a puddle in the ground.
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*snork*
Global warming? (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, because global warming obviously leaves huge chunks of ice when it makes lakes disappear.
Next time, the news without the hot-button bias, please?
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Re:Global warming? (Score:5, Insightful)
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Honestly, (Score:4, Funny)
Garrison Keillor Did It (Score:5, Funny)
LAKE! Whoa! Be Gone!
off the hook? what? (Score:5, Funny)
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Off the hook? (Score:3, Interesting)
From the article: The Magallanes area "has seen interesting changes in the last few decades," he said, noting that the lake itself had not been there 30 years ago.
Makes you wonder if global warming had anything to do with the lake forming in the first place.
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What's that they say - if the only tool you have is a hammer
Thats what I love about environmental science (Score:3, Insightful)
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Significant Human Interaction Theory, or SHIT:
Back then, CFCs and other particulates caused the water to condense into a lake. Now your car exhaust has caused the water to warm and evaporate.
Cycle of life.
...and now we know... (Score:4, Funny)
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Tourists.
That and <Dr. Evil's voice>"Liquid magma".</Dr. Evil>
I'm confused (Score:5, Funny)
Well... What's the mystery?
I mean, TFA explains it fairly well:
1. earthquake creates a hole in the ground
2. water goes into the hole
What're the alternatives?
That a herd of wooly mammoths drank up the lake?
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Come to think of it, I have been feeling a bit randy as of late. Thirsty, too.
Ooops (Score:4, Funny)
eye rolling speculation (Score:5, Informative)
"A glacier specialist, Andres Rivera, told Chilean newspaper La Tercera that the lake's disappearance seemed to be part of the continual reforming of the landscape.
The Magallanes area "has seen interesting changes in the last few decades," he said, noting that the lake itself had not been there 30 years ago."
How long does a lake have to exist before its concidered an actual lake? Sounds like this was more of a big puddle that came and went. Since it was only 30 years ago that it formed, I guess we can feel free to blame global warming for its creation as well.
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So the disappearance of the lake is just a small part of the area's sea change.
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Melt 30 years ago wasn't fast enough. Today it would be.
Yes, change has accelerated that much.
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Re:eye rolling speculation (Score:5, Funny)
Good question! While we're at it:
How many years can a mountain exist before it's washed to the sea?
Yes and how many seas must a white dove sail before she sleeps in the sand?
There can be only one logical conclusion (Score:2, Funny)
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you're all wrong! (Score:5, Funny)
Use your heads people, COME ON.
Oh thank god... (Score:5, Funny)
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Ehhh? (Score:5, Funny)
*goes back to bed*
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Democrats blame everything on global warming.
It's probably a pretty good summary of american politics these days.
Second Hand Smoke (Score:3, Funny)
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This type of Phenomenon has been seen before... (Score:2)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Jade [wikipedia.org]
How has nobody made the Ob. SF ref. yet with this many comments?!
I think I found it (Score:4, Funny)
Nice try (Score:4, Interesting)
(just kidding ^_^)
Flashback: Vanishing lake baffles Russians (Score:5, Informative)
BBC News
Fri, 20 May 2005 00:50 EDT
Residents of a village in central Russia are trying to solve the mystery of a lake that disappeared overnight.
Russia's NTV channel showed a huge, muddy basin where the lake once was, in the village of Bolotnikovo.
"It looks like somebody has pulled the plug out of a gigantic bath," said the TV's correspondent, next to a deep debris-filled hole.
Local officials in Nizhny Novgorod region say the lake was probably sucked into an underground cave.
The name of the village - which lies about 250 km (155 miles) east of Moscow - roughly translates as "boggy".
No Water
The discovery was made by local fishermen when they arrived at the lake early in the morning.
"I looked and there was no water. I thought: Oh my God, what's going on?" one of them told the TV.
Rescuers were called out to search the uncovered lake bed to see if anybody could have been sucked under, but it is thought no-one was on the lake when the waters vanished.
"It's very dangerous. If somebody is caught by such a calamity, the chances of survival are practically nil," fireman Dmitry Zaitsev said, pointing out that lakeside trees appeared to have been dragged down with the water.
The lake's disappearance may have been caused by subsidence allowing the water to drain into a cave system or underground river, local official Dmitry Klyuev said.
According to Mr Klyuev, several houses were swallowed up in similar circumstances 70 years ago.
'Dark mystery'
But more supernatural explanations were circulating among the villagers, including the influence of dark forces.
Village youngsters said the lake had appeared during the reign of the feared Tsar Ivan the Terrible and had been "shrouded in dark mystery" ever since.
"We used to go swimming there, but we were rather afraid of its depth, and there were various rumours. For instance people said there used to be a church there underwater," one girl told the TV.
But one elderly villager sitting outside her house had another kind of force in mind.
"I thought the Americans had got here," she said, laughing.
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Oh come on... (Score:2)
They find the lake hiding in a barn somewhere. Ends up getting grounded for several months.
Darn lake, don't know what it was thinking. Lakes these days, great day in the morning already, what's the world coming to?
It's all Bugs Bunny's fault (Score:2)
Goddamn overclockers (Score:3, Funny)
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Meanwhile... 7-11 just sold their first petagulp (Score:5, Funny)
Coincidence? I think not.
Not so fast on dismissing GW (Score:3, Funny)
uh, what do you think caused the earthquake? That's right! GLOBAL WARMING! Of course, you would know this if you had seen the movie, "An Inconvenient Sicko" starring Al Bore...
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Actually it said (Score:2)
Global warming is totally off the hook! (Score:5, Funny)
I was confused.
I had to reread it to get the real meaning. My blood sugar must low, excuse me, I think I need to eat some dinner.
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Re:"Looks like global warming is off the hook" (Score:5, Funny)
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Well, I misread the title and read it as "Lake Disappears into Anodes" and came up with an even more shocking theory....
*sigh* Must not read Slashdot when sleep deprived.
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Damn you global warming.
Strangely Global Warming almost never responds, and when it does it's a bunch of bullshit.
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Riiiight...
Except, you forgot the part above where Shrub caused global warming. So he's included automatically as a cause for things that he's caused have caused
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Alternatively, given that the solar output has increased recently, "it's likely and reasonable that you will assume" that any change in the Earth's tempersture would be related to that...
Re:"Looks like global warming is off the hook" (Score:4, Insightful)
Except the changes in CO2 far exceed any measurement from the last 800,000 years. Not some of them, not kinda near, far exceed . the most prior 1900 was 300ppm, now we have 350ppm...
We have warehouse full of evidence that the earth is warming faster then at any other time.
So it's not the fact that it is warming, it's the speed at which it is warming, as well as the amount of CO2.
"Alternatively, given that the solar output has increased recently, "it's likely and reasonable that you will assume" that any change in the Earth's tempersture would be related to that..."
Except that the invers squar laws say otherwise. Also, while increased over all, the earth continued to warm during a multi-years cooling period of the sun.
Science has looked at those and ruled them out pretty simply.
Personally, I wish it was one of those, then we can plan for the change, instead we have neo-cons and the pundets going on about how it isn't happening and the fact that nearly everybreputable scientist in the world agrees. But hey, you go on and ignore the science, the evidence and keep repeating whatever Rush says like a good little sheep.
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Jesus. People who hate Al Gore will believe anything that validates their dislike of him.
Re:"Looks like global warming is off the hook" (Score:4, Informative)
The Mars warming is thought to have been caused by winds removing surface dust and exposing more of the dark underlying rock. The extra sunlight absorbed by the rock then heated up the planet. See here:http://www.nasa.gov/centers/ames/research/20
Significant changes in the albedo of Mars have been observed. On the other hand, the monitoring of the Sun's output does not show the increase that would be necessary for it to be the cause of the warming on Mars.
Re:"Looks like global warming is off the hook" (Score:5, Insightful)
There's nothing wrong with the CO2-driven model of warming, it's just that it's not the only candidate, and in some areas, it's not the ideal fit to the observations. Actually, what I find most striking about global temperatures is that, for the end of a major ice age, we're experiencing shockingly cool temperatures as compared with the end of the last 4 roughly 100 thousand year ice age cycles. In the other four, the end of an ice age is signaled by a sharp spike in global temperature. At the end of the current ice age, we see a similar spike, which is truncated well below the peaks achieved by the previous warming periods (see above link).
It leaves me wondering what in the last 5,000-10,000 years could have stopped such a powerful rise in temperatures, and has the rest of the rise been merely delayed, or does this signal an early start to the next ice age?
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From that graph, if the ice volume is now as low as it was at the end of the last few ice ages, shouldn't we think the temperature is the same now as it was during the other spikes?
Not at all. First off, you're assuming that peak temperatures result in low ice volume, and not the other way around. This isn't very likely. It's far more likely that earlier, more modest rises in temperature result in melting ice, which in turn results in increased temperatures due to a rise in atmospheric water vapor and decreased global albedo (more light from the sun is absorbed into the surface of uniced ground,rather than reflected back into space). This is a much more symbiotic relationship than yo
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Except that the invers squar (sic) laws say otherwise.
No, the inverse square law doesn't say otherwise. It says that the energy falls off proportional to the square of the distance. That's useful in comparing the amount of energy received by Earth versus Mars, but it isn't relevant except in an absolute sense when the radius (r) is constant and the energy is changing. In a relative sense, if the output doubles, the amount received by Earth also doubles. The inverse square term falls out when compa
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It always drops again.
Re:"Looks like global warming is off the hook" (Score:5, Insightful)
From what I have researched, these records come from ice cores. However, a minor problem with ice is that it has a habit of meling above a certain temperature. Given that there may be 800,000 years covered by the samples, that does not prove that the earlies sample is 800,000 years old. how are we to know if it is not in fact 8,000,000 years old, but due to natural climate variations, a large proportion of the sample has melted in this time.
So, without the dubious claim of having accurate readings for the past 800,000 years, we are left with the claim that the issue is the speed of the temerature rise. Strangely enough, there aren't all that many accurate temperature readings for the globe over 1,000 year old, and so all that can conceivably be claimed is that the current temperature fluctuations are the fastest in recorded history.
And so we come to "Except that the invers squar laws say otherwise. Also, while increased over all, the earth continued to warm during a multi-years cooling period of the sun.".
So from this we should be able to deduce that you believe that the sun is having no affect on temperature change here. however to claim thus would be to ignore evidence from at least 2 planets, where the temperature there has continued to rise. In fact, looking at our nearest neighbour, it seems that other than the sun, there has been no other possible cause for this temperature rise.
Besides which, I seem to recall that temperatures peaked around 1998, and have been stable/dropping since then.
Which leads on to "Science has looked at those and ruled them out pretty simply". Strangely enough, it seems that the only science that HAS ruled these out is the science dependant upon a "CO2 is causing this, what can we do to stop CO2" funding system. this is emphasised by the attacks on scientists funded by "big oil", and the way in which their studies are considered biased due to the funding source. However, no such claim of bias is levelled at those whose funding comes from organisations with a vested interest in keeping the AGW myth going, or those who would lose funding were it to be known that the change in the Earth's climate WAS natural.
Additionally, ALL the research being done that shows CO2 is the cause of global warming is started under the premise that this is what is the cause, relies entirely on almost identical computer models, includes large "fudge factors"...and has yet to provide accurate results based on known information, even for past years. The only real exception to this has been where the models have succesfully produced results based on known information for a given year, but which fail entirely when information for a different year is used instead.
Wouldn't it be nice if others as well as "big oil" did research where it was begun on the premise that CO2 is NOT the cause of the earth's change in temperature. Maybe then we would get some true research done, rather than propoganda to assist in gathering further funding. At present, any scientist wishing to do true research is hard pressed to find a funding source due to the "CO2 is the cause" lobby. This is the ONLY group claiming that the science is finished, and which is still dependant on "fudge factors" to prove this.
An additional consideration would be that those who do research which "proves" CO2 is the cause are not willing to allow those who do not agree with this THEORY to look at their computer models, purely because they do not wish the degree they rely on "fudge factors" to be known. If their research was accurate and valid, they should be able to take their model and based on the same data (ie, CO2 levels, solar output, etc.) for ANY year be able to produce an accurate measure
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Given that there may be 800,000 years covered by the samples, that does not prove that the earlies sample is 800,000 years old. how are we to know if it is not in fact 8,000,000 years old, but due to natural climate variations, a large proportion of the sample has melted in this time.
There are numerous methods for dating ice cores [talkorigins.org]. Besdies, many of these cores are taken from the deep Antarctic where there just isn't substantial melting: you may get slow accumulation from little precipitation, but very little melting.
Strangely enough, there aren't all that many accurate temperature readings for the globe over 1,000 year old, and so all that can conceivably be claimed is that the current temperature fluctuations are the fastest in recorded history.
That's true; they may not be the fastest "ever". But they likely to be the fastest in tens of thousands of years at least; we see no evidence of changes that abrupt in the paleological record.
So from this we should be able to deduce that you believe that the sun is having no affect on temperature change here. however to claim thus would be to ignore evidence from at least 2 planets, where the temperature there has continued to rise.
As noted by the earlier poster, this evidence does not support the Sun's infl
Re:"Looks like global warming is off the hook" (Score:4, Insightful)
Hence a single volcano going of will have a far more significant impact then human production.
However the real kicker is the relationship between CO2 and temperature. In his movie Al Gore says that there is a correlation between CO2 and temperature. Correct.
What he doesn't say is that the temperature changes appear to lead the carbon dioxide level changes by up to 200 years. (The peaks and general shapes of the lines are offset).
(I would speculate that this is due to differing ocean soluability levels?).
Furthermore, the Earth has undergone much more intense fluctuations before, without the American drivers, etc.
It is known that the current period is one of increased solar activity, and a correlation between solar activity and temperature has been established. (google it).
People were worrying about an ice age 30 years ago... Look how the media have switched the fear factor around.
Poverty in Africa, and clean water supplies should be prioritised in favour of "carbon credit" schemes (especially as the money goes to Al Gore's companies).
That isn't to say that environmentalism isn't bad, but CO2 is not the only thing they should be looking at.
Mercury in the lakes, sulpher dioxide, dioxins, lead polution, and in general the crud spewed into the air, land and water is more important.
Carbon dioxide is a "clean" gas in that the plants will absorb it for you, no problem.
Re:"Looks like global warming is off the hook" (Score:5, Funny)
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And if you start seeing less black crows for what ever reason (they flew away, someone is spray painting crows, White is a dominate gene for crows) the theory becomes "White crows are killing off black crows, we must kill white crows to avoid losing the black crows for ever"
However none of that is science. Those are just simple hyp
Q: Where are the Andes? (Score:2)
what do you think caused the fissure? (Score:5, Funny)
Japan: whales are the cockroaches of the oceans
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Uhmmmmmmmmm....
Uhmmmmmmmmm....
More websites per server?
Uhmmmmmmmmm....
Are you sure you're not an Apache marketer in disguise? Because if you are, I think you just convinced me. More websites per server, that'll save us a fortune.
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IIS marketers (Score:2)
Challenge accepted (Score:3, Funny)
But eventually this expansion will cause a similar fissure to open under an ocean and allow the world's seas to drain, thus eliminating the fabricated risk of rising sea levels from the proven myth of glacial melt. So even if all those ignorant, biased climatologists living the caviar lifestyle on fat research grants somehow turn out to be right despite the overwheming evidence to the contrary from expert SUV drivers a
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FWIW, I'm not 100% convinced about man's effect on climate change, but I do think (a) burning oil is probably the most wasteful thing we can do with it, (b) energy self-sufficiency and improved efficiency are good long term goals for any economy, and (c) it's better to replace a finite energy source before it becomes impractically expensive. And if nothing el
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