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How Earth Resembles a Gooey Confection 105

Ant contributes a link spotted on Neatorama that may upset middle school Earth Science teachers, writing "LiveScience says Earth's simple schematic is not core, mantle, and crust anymore. It is more like the gooey center of a chocolate morsel harboring peanut butter and honey. Inner Earth is far more nuanced than outward appearances would suggest. A new model is proposed in the May 2, 2008, issue of the journal Science."
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How Earth Resembles a Gooey Confection

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  • by mrbluze ( 1034940 ) on Sunday May 04, 2008 @01:20AM (#23289454) Journal

    may upset middle school Earth Science teachers, writing
    Not to mention Middle Earth School Science teachers!
    • by fucket ( 1256188 )
      I thought everything in the middle was basically the Mines of Moria.
      • I thought everything in the middle was basically the Mines of Moria.
        Well I guess they still are the Mines of Moria, except Charlie set up a Chocolate Factory there and bequeathed it to the Swedish Chef who promptly made a complete gooey mess of it.
    • Tol fscking kien. Please. Help this spelling mistake die already.
  • Yes, but (Score:4, Funny)

    by 427_ci_505 ( 1009677 ) on Sunday May 04, 2008 @01:20AM (#23289456)
    Where's the cream filling?

    Earth. That's the stuff.
    • At least they used chocolate and not excrement for the analogy, although I'm sure the gooey stuff smells fairly similar.
    • How is this announcement newsworthy?

      Weve known the moon has been made of cheese for years.
      • How is this announcement newsworthy?
        Now we can finally debunk all those Crusty-Earth ideologues!
  • it's the only thing it can be. according to "experts" space travel is impossible
    • You're seeing the congealed top layer, and those "craters" are mostly bubbles, though some of them are the mold spots, which is a bit less obvious because it's only lit in black&white (except during eclipses, but even then the reddish lighting isn't the right color for seeing green cheese-mold.)

      But space travel is perfectly possible - you're doing it every time you go into a subway. The Apollo missions were carefully planned to land on the colder harder spots, which is why they didn't sink in.

      Remember,

  • There's an obesity problem in schools already!
  • I want my authentic "Crunchy Core"! [orangecow.org]

    Sheeeesh! Even God fears the FDA nowadays! (Or Inspector Flying Praline of the Yard, anyway...)
  • We all, live on Dross. The impurities that form on a mass of molton
    metal. Remember the iron/nickel core? Hot and cooling. And you are
    worried about Global Warming?????
    • Yes, because, you know, the earth's molten core will go cold sometime a few billion years after the sun goes nova.
  • by Anonymous Coward
    Mmmmmmm. Earth. *Drool*.
  • by Anonymous Coward
    I use the gyms at several local schools, and I frequently walk past class projects showing the nine planets of our solar system.

    After all, you can't expect teachers to actually keep up with a subject, when it's so much easier to just keep teaching the things everyone 'knows' to be true. I'm amazed they're not still teaching phrenology and spontaneous generation.
    • by ardle ( 523599 )

      I frequently walk past class projects showing the nine planets of our solar system.
      In fairness, Pluto's re-classification didn't get much publicity; if planets were in the habit of disappearing, the mistake would have been less likely!
  • Lucifer's Hammer by Niven and Pournelle had "Hot Fudge Tuesday" http://www.nss.org/resources/books/fiction/SF_018_lucifershammer.html [nss.org]
  • by Jane Q. Public ( 1010737 ) on Sunday May 04, 2008 @02:49AM (#23289764)
    from the old model. If it were, it would not match all the old data. We might understand a lot more today, but new theories must not contradict all that factual data of the past! Former scientists were not idiots.
    • by rm999 ( 775449 )
      Models constantly change as more data is analyzed and experiments are run. That is how Eisenstein replaced Newton, Bohr replaced Rutherford, etc...

      In this case, scientists have to extrapolate a lot from what information they have. How do we truly know the mixture of matter 100-4000 miles below us when the most we can dig is 2 miles? I'm guessing the basics are still the same - average density, average temperature, but otherwise it's always been a bit of guessing (and still is)
      • There are several places on earth where very violent and deep volcanoes bring chunks of mantle up to the surface, so we don't have to drill to the mantle to know what it is made of. Also we know a lot about the earth's interior from seismic waves-more than "average" density. As far as the exact chemical composition of the core, you're right that there's a bit of guessing involved.
    • Re: (Score:3, Interesting)

      from the old model. If it were, it would not match all the old data. We might understand a lot more today, but new theories must not contradict all that factual data of the past! Former scientists were not idiots.
      Absolutely, but as TFA points out, there were some observations that could not be explained by the old model (like the fact that seismic waves passing through the earth don't always travel at the same speed). Under these circumstances, a new model is justified.
      • Re: (Score:2, Informative)

        I didn't read TFA, but I did read the FSA (fine Science article) itself. Also, IAAGGS (I am a geology grad student.)

        It is not as simple as LiveScience apparently paints it - the low velocity seismic zones are well-known to geologists and have been explained by theory fairly completely.

        Though this isn't what they're talking about, there are different zones of seismic velocity within the layers themselves due to changes in temperature, pressure, and composition of the material, which leads to zones of partial
    • by Pikoro ( 844299 )
      Contra wise. Because if it was, then it would be, and if it could, then it should be, but as it isn't, it ain't.

      That's logic.
    • by RudeDude ( 672 ) *
      I agree: "Former scientists were not idiots." However, leading scientists used to think data pointed to a geocentric solar system and universe. Clearly there are many more examples like this, some much more modern.

      Perhaps the larger problem is our natural egotism! What we have discovered is "absolute truth", rather than the more reasonable approach of "the best explanation available".
    • Certainly the scientists of old were not idiots - but they also didn't have access to modern instruments, computers, etc... etc... This means that a certain percentage of the old data (and the old theories based on that data) are to some extent invalid due to imprecision.

      For example - until the widespread deployment of GPS, obtaining highly accurate and precise time was expensive. Now, seismometers with accurate and precise clocks can be deployed much more widely and cheaply because all you requir
      • I agree completely. My point was intended as a word of caution, because in recent years I have seen certain "scientific" organizations (the EPA, for example) attempt to completely re-write the past, which is simple not allowable.
  • by thesymbolicfrog ( 907527 ) <<moc.liamg> <ta> <k.senaols>> on Sunday May 04, 2008 @03:05AM (#23289802)
    LiveScience writers are really, really high right now.
  • Bastards! (Score:3, Funny)

    by Quiet_Desperation ( 858215 ) on Sunday May 04, 2008 @04:39AM (#23290058)
    That's way too close to my theory that the Earth has a tasty nougat center! That's intellectual property, that is!
  • That sounds horrible! Please can we put it back and choose another planet?
  • by SigmaTao ( 629358 ) on Sunday May 04, 2008 @04:41AM (#23290064) Journal
    don't they mean Mars?
  • With all the radioactivity going on down there, it doesn't surprise me that there might be plenty of hot spots to make people think twice about the mantle theory.
  • by Eudial ( 590661 ) on Sunday May 04, 2008 @05:27AM (#23290252)
    I believe in the Supersonic Nazi Hell Creatures from Inside the Hollow Earth. If the Earth is truly "solid", how can there be Supersonic Nazi Hell Creatures from Inside the Hollow Earth? There CAN'T! Hah! So the earth MUST be hollow. So much for your wishy washy "science" and "progress".
  • mmmmmmm chocolate earth *starts eating rocks*
  • by cheebie ( 459397 ) on Sunday May 04, 2008 @06:31AM (#23290482)
    Wait, are you trying to tell me the earth is not composed of precisely circular layers colored red, orange, and yellow, with an itty-bitty circle of brown on the outside? Next you'll try telling me there isn't a gigantic wedge-shaped cutout from pole to pole in the pacific ocean.
  • I was taught that the earth, scaled to the size of a pea, has the consistency of toothpaste.

    • And when scaled to the size of a billiard ball, it's smoother and rounder than even the billiard ball is.
  • Middle Earth school science teachers. I like that.
  • Of course! (Score:4, Funny)

    by mattgoldey ( 753976 ) on Sunday May 04, 2008 @07:13AM (#23290596)
    Well of course the planet is like a gooey piece of chocolate candy. Haven't you ever noticed that it's covered in NUTS?

  • by Chris Mattern ( 191822 ) on Sunday May 04, 2008 @10:01AM (#23291654)
    ...Galactus wants to eat it!
  • Article Envy (Score:4, Insightful)

    by Roxton ( 73137 ) <roxton@g[ ]l.com ['mai' in gap]> on Sunday May 04, 2008 @10:03AM (#23291676) Homepage Journal
    You know, I appreciate that we need incentives for effective peer review, widespread reproduction, and integrity. One of the most powerful aspects of the Internet, however, is the proliferation of communities of practice.

    Expert photography, graphic design, 3D modeling, and UNIX system administration are all things that used to require intensive training begetting membership in a professional class. Nowadays, you can pick these things up by hanging out and contributing in online forums, newsgroups, mailing lists, and IRC chat channels. These communities of practice learn expert-grade information, but it also allows techniques to evolve and for new techniques to propagate quickly; in this sense, these communities can actually be better than classic forms of learning.

    We're even seeing interesting communities of practice being built up around legal studies, which is a domain that is firmly held by one of the most exclusive professional classes - lawyers. It'll be interesting to see what happens with that in the next five years.

    But one place where communities of practice are being squelched is science. You can't go into a forum and ask, "Hey, the Donovan lab group at Boston University suggests foo in this article [slashdot.org], but that doesn't jibe with Mulkasey's findings at Stanford in this article [slashdot.org]. What's the deal?"
    I mean, you could. But then the number of people who could contribute to the conversation would be tiny, and nobody else would pay attention.

    So here's the position I'm advancing. Communities of practice are the single best way to create a dialog around science, and has the potential to:
    1) Integrate the knowledge of disparate labs
    2) Drive questions in scientific inquiry
    3) Become a major center of debate, and a referencable, living repository of ongoing issues
    4) Generate interest in the sciences
    5) Give direction to students (who see thousands of articles with no coherent "story" to tie them together except for biased and incomplete review articles)
    6) Finally create real connections with the public consciousness in a way that's a million times better than current science journalism.

    The lack of public availability of these articles prevents the creation of these communities of practice.

    PS: I think this approach would make conferences virtually obsolete, except in mode of presentation.
    • No, it doesn't work like that.

      Your successful examples are essentially experimental communities, where discussions can center entirely around facts without interpretation (eg how many pixels in such and such a camera?, etc). That's a low barrier to entry.

      Science is different because most issues are either closely tied with interpretations, or tied to experiments which are too expensive to be duplicated by just anybody anymore. So you can't have the kind of photography club interaction where facts can be

      • by Roxton ( 73137 )
        Your interpretation assumes that the only thing that is important is that good science gets done. What about informing people who aren't scientists? (Or those who aren't yet scientists?)

        Think about the plight of a high school student who is choosing a college and a degree. If he's like most prospective biology students, he's thinking, "Biology is interesting. I want to study biology." He doesn't stand a chance of thinking, "There are all these fascinating, unanswered questions in the discipline, and I wan
        • You make good points, but they seem to me a little weaker than what you suggested earlier.

          Spreading information is a worthy goal, which historically is the province of journals and magazines. Not all magazines aim to be technically exact, eg Scientific American is a good example of trying to spread inexact information far and wide, with references for those interested in digging deeper.

          What I don't agree with is the idea that shadow communities of enthusiasts, arguing from second hand information in the

          • by Roxton ( 73137 )
            I think the traditional system of studying for 4 years to get to a level of competence necessary to enter the conversation is a sad legacy. Perhaps legacy is the wrong word -- I think it's actually a more recent phenomenon. I hear professors talk a lot about how when they studied, they were more engaged than the students they see today. Perhaps that's because when they studied, they had goals.

            Four years of open-ended study before you can even think about how your knowledge fits into the big picture? I r
            • Four years? How about seven ;-)

              Four years of open-ended study before you can even think about how your knowledge fits into the big picture? I realize that sounds like hyperbole, but for a lot of students, it's fact.

              I think you're conflating thinking about a picture and contributing to the picture. People can start thinking about the big picture whenever they want: there's books of all levels out there, and it's common for 12 year olds and up to be interested in and discussing the big picture

  • Does anyone else find it worrisome that our planet's core has obviously been designed so that we roll farther when we hit the fairway?

  • So how many licks does it take to get to the center?
  • Why hasn't any candy company made chocolate morsels filled with gooey peanut butter and honey?

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