Trees' Leaves Grow At a Cool 70° All Over the World 537
biogeochick writes "Ever turn on the air conditioner on a hot day? How about a heater when it gets cold? OK, so we all know that humans act to keep themselves cool, but what about trees? A recent article on tree core isotopic evidence has shown that trees from tropical to boreal forests all grow at 70 degrees. The study, published in Nature by some fantastic researchers (so one of them is my adviser, so sue me) and covered by NPR on All Things Considered, has shed some light on the convergent temperature at which trees perform photosynthesis." Update: 06/19 21:31 GMT by T : I give, I give -- that's 70 degrees Fahrenheit.
Get a real unit. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Get a real unit. (Score:5, Funny)
Hell, there have been some superconductors found that work at 70 degrees!
Perhaps rather than `get a real unit', just give a unit, real or not.
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I just hope someone doesn't come around and rotate my trees, because they might die!
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And in a similar vein, I thought I was only six degrees away from Kevin Bacon? Or was that Paris Hilton? Either way, *70* degrees seems very excessive!
It took me 10 years of school to get two degrees ... 70 would take ... a long time.
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I thought I was only six degrees away from Kevin Bacon?
I thought it was Kelvin bakin'.
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You know, it'll always be 70 degrees relative to something... But wouldn't that be radians today?
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Not that anyone would hear it, mind you.
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Trees do have quite a long lifespan you know, much longer than humans.
A tree in general has more than enough time time in its life to :
- heat up to 70C and burn all its leaves off,
- cool down to 70F and grow them all back again,
- complete 70 various degrees ranging from "Bachelor of the justification of stealing someone elses wifi" all the way to "Masters in the creation of piss-poor wifi analogies", during which time it likely met a lot of /.ers
- run out of lame 70 degrees jokes to make because after the three obvious ones everyone starting converting 70 to every other fucking useless unit under the sun
shortly before one distasterous day, leaning over to a 70 degree angle to shit in the woods before accidentally but silently falling down to it's death, at which point you can count the rings to show that oh wow I can't believe you read this far I am so fucking bored.
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With exciting news like this, we may yet slow the pace of global climate change!
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There are people that still do orienteering in this day and age? Wow, I thought they were all doing geo(c)hashing now.
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I think you mean 70 Kelvin, the Kelvin scale does not use degrees.
Actually, it does, but it uses the Celsius degree. The term "Kelvin" unit is defined as "degrees Celsius above absolute zero". So a phrase like "70 degrees Kelvin" expands to "70 degrees degrees Kelvin above absolute zero". This isn't so much wrong as silly (at least to someone who knows the definition).
It's the same sort of error as saying "PIN number", which expands to "Personal Identification Number number". It's easy to understand why
Re:Get a real unit. (Score:5, Informative)
No, kelvin is defined as 1/273,16 of the difference between absolute zero and triple point of water. This definition does mean that 1 K increment has the same magnitude as 1 Celsius degree increment, but it isn't defined by it.
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That's 294.15K for anyone who has (somewhat at least) overcome an infantile obsession with water.
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But seriously, when did Fahrenheit stop working?
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But seriously, when did Fahrenheit stop working?
About the same time that furlongs per fortnight ceased to be a useful measure of speed.
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40 rods = 0.125miles
1 hogshead = 63 U.S. Gallons
So... ((0.125miles)*5280ft/mi)/63 gallons=10.476 feet per gallon
GP must drive a Hummer... perhaps only in reverse, like Mother Goose.
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Actually that's the unit used car dealers should use.
"Oh you definitely want this new hummer, it gets 262,080 rods per hogshead."
ok, now i'm going home, i just wasted 5 minutes converting mpg's to rph's for no reason what-so-ever.
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Which is another way of saying 'less than 5% of the population of the world still uses Fahrenheit'. Looked at that way I'd assert it's in exactly the same league, or, indeed, the same 5.560 kilometres.
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Major scientific journals are not written for "an American audience" but for an international audience. But this is a total red herring anyway, because if you RTFA you'll find that it uses centigrade.
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http://physics.nist.gov/Pubs/SP811/sec02.html [nist.gov]
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'More than 75% of native English speakers use Fahrenheit'.
'Almost 66% of fluent English speakers use Fahrenheit'.
'About 50% of all Internet users (any language) use Fahrenheit'.
Of course, the US isn't the only country in the world still to use Fahrenheit. There's also Belize [wikipedia.org].
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"Opinion is divided on the subject - I say it is; everyone else says it isn't."
(OK, not everyone, Burma and Libya are still holding out as well)
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Evidently, you don't have a passport. In the rest of the world, Fahrenheit is about as commonly used as the cubit.
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You forgot ... Belize [hydromet.gov.bz]!
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Serves the rest of the world for ignoring furlongs per fortnight.
US is officially metric (Score:3, Funny)
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We use the metric system in the US, sometimes [wired.com].
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Yes, when you're buying crack. ;)
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Nice job.
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There's nothing wrong with specifying a non-standard unit, as long as it's specified accurately. Doing conversions is all part of the fun.
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=Smidge=
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1) 0F - the stable temperature of ice, water, and NH_4Cl
2) 32F - where water freezes
3) 96F - average body temperature
Alcohol is not used anywhere.
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That's nuts! An AVERAGE temperature to calibrate a thermometer? That's the same thing as calibrating my speedometer in my car to the average speed of a laden swallow.
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That's nuts! An AVERAGE temperature to calibrate a thermometer? That's the same thing as calibrating my speedometer in my car to the average speed of a laden swallow.
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I think it was meant to be related to the circumference of the earth, going around the poles, and passing through Paris (since it was invented by the French) I think they werent aware of the amount of oblateness the earth had, so they got it wrong. They then decided it was to be 'the length of a bar of platinum, in some vault in Paris) since they didnt want to redefine not just the metre, but all the derived units. Nowdays of course it is defined based on some wavelength of light (in a particular atomic rea
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You are missing the elegance and simplicity of using ice water and body temperature to calibrate thermometers. In the 18th century, every thermometer was hand calibrated. Plunge the thermometer into a vat of ice water and make a mark. Plunge the thermometer into your body, make another mark. If you are using ancillary temperature (under the arm) rather than oral or rectal temperature (and really, where would you rather stick that thermometer?), 96 is pretty close. Make 64 evenly spaced marks between the two marks by subdividing by 2 six times. Why not use the boiling point of water? The simple answer is that it is too hot. You would end up with a thermometer unsuitable for measuring outdoor temperatures in a fancy garden, which I imagine were the most profitable sales of the thermometers.
Notice that 32 is also a power of two, and that there are 180 degrees between the boiling point of water and the freezing point.
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Except that that
The conventional 98.6F temperature comes from converting 37C to Fahrenheit. The 37C temperature is also "plus or minus a degree or so", but it doesn't have fake precision from a third digit.
98F and 99F are completely normal temperatures for a human body, and are no cause for medical alarm. The
96F would produce a mildly worried look on your doctor's face, though it wouldn't result in a panic.
Similarly, I once registered 101 point something on a doctor's thermometer, and he just asked me what I'd been doing in the previous hour. I told him that I'd been playing tennis and had a hot shower. He just nodded, and went on to other things, since I'd explained the slightly elevated temperature. He did take my temperature again 10 or 15 minutes later, and when it was lower, he ignored it.
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If you losers would get on the Potrzebie system we could avoid all this confusion.
Why are plants green? (Score:2, Interesting)
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I'd imagine that the range of structures that can produce chlorophyll-like function is constrained, and that such structures with broader absorption either aren't possible or aren't evolutionarily reachable.
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The evolution of chlorophyll followed (perhaps in Cyanobacteria) in organisms at the bottom of the sea. These were the first organisms to fix carbon dioxide. Being at the bottom of the ocean, only the far bands of visible light were available to them (blue and red), and hence green chlorophyll evolved.
Since then, accessory pigments have also evolved (e.g. phycobiliproteins), which have reclaimed other parts of the visible spectrum, and changed the colour of the plants or algae.
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Or in Celsius (Score:5, Insightful)
Americans really need to start using the metric system. Honestly, it really is worth the effort to switch.
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Really? I'm a physicist and spend all my professional time working in m/s/kg units, but outside of that, what does it matter? We changed over the easier things, but the bit that's left (espcially feet/inches) don't justify the amount it would cost us to retool everything to use metric.
I never did get the obsession other people have with the units we use in the states.
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I'm sure a war or two has been fought over whether toilet paper should be hung in the proper overhand fashion or the grotesque underhand abomination.
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That is the only one that actually makes sense, since the rest of our numbering systems, including time, are big-endian. I happen to like a certain 13 month calendar [newearthcalendar.com] as well, so that would be MM from 01 to 13, and DD from 01 to 28, or to 35 in a leap year.
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It's actually a pain because when you go to tear some off with one hand you have to be quick and nimble to keep the paper from spooling out all over the place.
Hanging it under is far more practical. You can tear if it off with one hand very easily without having the paper unspool 7 yards of itself onto the floor.
Hang it under.
Re:Or in Celsius (Score:5, Insightful)
Sometimes it's worth an inconvenience...
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And for the record, I'm Canadian, living in the US. I STILL haven't gotten a feel for American units, but I'm getting a little better at doing the conversions in my head. That being said, I had no idea what 70F was until googling it.
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So, we've been doing pretty well working with both at the same time for years. You mean to say the rest of the world can't keep up?
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We've all converted to metric but the US refuses the change. That's partly understandable due to the cost/effort, but it means that the rest of the world forever more has to convert units to talk to them. Effectively they're making more work for everyone, and don't seem to care. When you think about it, in many social situat
Re:Or in Celsius (Score:5, Interesting)
Again, for those not paying attention: precision has not always equaled utility.
1) the Imperial measures are far more human-friendly than metric. Metric is WONDERFUL in a computer-driven world, but for everyday measures, a number of imperial systems are much more practical:
a) Temperature: Fahrenheit based his temperatures on a likely-to-be-experienced-by-people scale. Since he was in Copenhagen, this meant typically 0-100. Humans don't really care about precise temps, so the greater precision of Fahrenheit is meaningless, it just suits human penchant for round numbers. (FWIW, Celsius *did* originally arrange his system in reverse, with water freezing at 100 and boiling at 0...)
b) linear: again, for the bulk of human history, utility has NOT been measured by decimals, but by simple calculation. The foot, divided into 12 subunits (each, conveniently for a carpenter, about a male thumb-width), is (integer) divisible by 12, 6, 4, 3, 2, and 1. The larger unit of a yard (~1m) is integer divisible by 36, 18, 12, 9, 6, 4, 3, 2, and 1. Decimals, on the other hand, are divisible by 10, 5, 2, and 1. Certainly, large maths are much more easily worked in metric measures, but again, in typical parlance, humans don't use large maths when they don't have to - we don't measure soccer fields in mm, for example.
As far as American usage is concerned, it's already been stated: US citizens have routinely and widely switched to SI units for anything that matters. I work in logistics, and am routinely converting from cubic inches to cbm, from lbs to metric tons, etc. No big deal - but for some reason the REST of the world feels entitled to complain about what units WE use? I genuinely don't get that. Do Americans get to complain that Egyptians speak Egyptian, because it makes it harder for us to do business in Egypt? I don't think so.
And for the snide comments about the unit-conversion causing the loss of a Mars probe...well, at least we're a technologically-successful-enough state that we're tossing probes at Mars, despite our "imperial units handicap"....
According to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploration_of_Mars#Mars_Curse [wikipedia.org], there have been 43 missions to Mars, 20 by the 'benighted' Americans, and 23 by other nations presumably not hobbled by their attachment to an archaic system of measures.
American success rate is running at 70%.
"Other" success rate is running at just over 30%, depending on how you count it.
Perhaps you guys should try Imperial measures? Maybe that might work better?
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I think global standards are good, and more important the more connected we get.
Retooling would be the cost it was in the 70's and 80s. Many factories produce both already.
OTOH, it's not worth the pissing match.
I notice England doesn't get a lot of crap over it's Pints.
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Base-10 sucks, too few prime divisors.
The Egyptians figured out children could learn to count in base 12 on their finger knuckles just fine. That way we won't have to start navigating in radians to get to your base-10 nirvana.
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I'm generally in favor of metrication and the use of metric units, but the issue of temperature is a key exception. The Fahrenheit scale is more precise, and its zero-to-100 degree range more realistically covers the spectrum of what one would typically see on a weather report.
I sometimes wonder why Celsius is considered a metric measure to begin with: It predates the advent of the modern metric system itself. Its zero-degree reference point is just as arbitrary as Fahrenheit's in the big scheme of things. And, the measure doesn't employ metric prefixes (although I suppose they could conceivably be appropriated for the purpose).
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I disagree, it's quite useful on a weather report to be able to communicate easily what side of freezing the temperature is. It's not arbitrary when it means potentially hazardous road conditions, or the need to leave the heating on low to prevent the pipes from freezing.
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'Round here 32F can be shorts, t-shirt and sandal weather. OC just sounds too cold for such a warm day.
Sure, eventually Celsius catches up but that point tends to fall outside of standard human operational temperature range.
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pretty thin science... (Score:5, Interesting)
The second contains "warm" and fuzzy quotes like the following:
"Trees in chilly climates also have ways to make their leaves or needles retain more heat from the sun. Pine needles, for example, clump together. Think of gloves and mittens, Helliker says. If you're wearing gloves, wind can easily whip heat away from your individual fingers, leaving you cold. But if your fingers are all together in a mitten, they're going to be warmer.
Richter says the discovery isn't just fascinating science. It gives her a special kinship with trees.
On a recent day in Philadelphia when the mercury was near 100 degrees, she said, "I was staring at a hickory tree and its leaves were down â" they had wilted," she says. "And I was thinking, hey, it's hot, I'm hot. They enjoy 70 degrees, and I enjoy 70 degrees, too.""
A special kinship with trees?!? How did this make it to Nature?
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Having lots of thin needles near each other is actually a pretty good heatsink design. No, seriously. Not as good as some ducted designs, and not as cheap to make as shaved copper fins, but nevertheless, if you're going to blow air through it, it gets heat out rather impressively well. Per weight, it has a _lot_ of surface to exchange heat through.
Evergreens don't "stay warm like fingers in a mitten" in winter, but, among other things, have one or more of the following reasons for what they are:
1. The needles allow the snow to fall off the trees easier than a broad leaf. (But not all evergreens have needles, btw.)
2. Many contain chemicals that act, effectively, like anti-freeze. You can't stay warm like fingers in a mitten when you can't produce your own warmth. Your fingers stay warm in a mitten just because they produce their own heat, and the mitten keeps it in. If you were cold blooded, like a tree, even keeping them tight together and even a mitten wouldn't last you all winter. The best you can do is try not to freeze as early.
But even so, they're photosynthesizing a lot slower in winter, and when the temperature drops enough and that water freezes anyway, not at all.
3. They grow in areas with less sunlight, warmth and soil nutrients, so they can't afford to just lose the leaves and consume nutrients to make more in spring. So even if temperature drops enough that they do freeze, they keep their leaves because they can't afford to just drop them all and make a new batch later. They keep their needles for _years_.
4. The thick needles and waxy cover help conserve water. Basically they try to lose as little as possible, among other things, because #2 and because getting more from the ground is a pain in winter anyway.
So, seriously, this looks to me like the most retarded kind of pseudo-science. The kind that just imagines some fairy-tale explanation. Worse yet, one based on little more than anthropomorphizing the damn trees.
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70 degrees sounds kinda sweet-- better than running the rods 150 feet underground...
And I grow... (Score:5, Funny)
... when placed into moist locations. Give me five!
Ok, no good comes from watching Scrubs.
Humans are 98Â but prefer 72Â (Score:5, Interesting)
I find it even more remarkable that trees prefer nearly the same temperature that humans do.
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