Google Gets US Approval To Buy and Sell Energy 218
An anonymous reader writes "The US Federal Energy Regulatory Commission (FERC) on Thursday granted Google the authority to buy and sell energy on a wholesale basis. Google applied for the authorization last December through a wholly owned subsidiary called Google Energy. 'We made this filing so we can have more flexibility in procuring power for Google's own operations, including our data centers,' Google spokeswoman Niki Fenwick said via e-mail. But the authorization also raises the prospect that Google may start to buy and sell energy as a business." Reader angry_tapir supplies a link to the approval document itself (PDF).
Oh Yay.. (Score:5, Funny)
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Goonron!
CENTRAL SERVICES! (Score:3, Funny)
Central Services: We do the work, you do the pleasure.
"Hi There. I Want to Talk to You About Ducts."
This is your receipt for your husband... and this is my receipt for your receipt.
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I hate it when people waste good humor such as yours. Tsk, tsk to whoever lowered your score.
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Verbing nouns weirds language.
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Languagistics is hereby copyrighted. :>
Google: "Too Large to Fail" (Score:2)
We just went through this with the US Auto companies. I was thinking the other day about how quite a few colleges and companies are migrating to Gmail. (Thankfully mine did not). What happens in 5 years when google somehow 'fails'. Are the feds going to let 25% of small businesses and 40% of companies instantly lose e-mail or are they going to bail them out?
Now with energy are we going to let X people lose power + email & what ever google does for us in the future?
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what i want to know is: how soon before Google starts collecting taxes or has its own judicial system?
they're becoming as pervasive as government. people complain about the government having its hand in all parts of one's daily life, yet there are not major outcries against Google starting down that path. because it's a company? and there is a "choice" not to deal with them? what happens when the choice disappears? Google interwebs, Google phone, Google energy... Google grocery, Google utilities, Google med
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Re:Google: "Too Large to Fail" (Score:5, Funny)
As a matter of fact, what we *DO* know is that Googol the Destroyer was accidentally summoned into this world and is currently planning on evoking the End of Days via the Rite of a Million Targeted Ads (ROAMTA). This is just another piece of that plan -- the ROAMTA requires a supercollider to be built on the polar opposite of the Large Hadron Collider, with the particles accelerated in the opposite direction of those in the LHC. This will create a bipolar quantum energy concundrum into which Googol can insert his data to give it special power before using it to target the Million Ads.
When last we saw our heroes [slashdot.org], Gatus and Joba were busy converting developers to the cause, that of building the One True OS with Built-in Universal Search in order to thwart the plans of Googol the Destroyer. Stallmanx and his Beard Gnomes had been rebuffed in his efforts to trick Googol via legal wrangling in the license offered to Googol. Meanwhile, the Webcrawling Spiders of Doom were busy collecting data for Googol the Destroyer to devour with gobsmacking satisfaction.
Unbeknownst to our heroes, Googol has presented another vector by which he may be thwarted -- if Googol can be denied the massive energy required to build his particle accelerator, then his plan can be thwarted. Unfortunately, the only person with the know-how and stick-to-it-iveness to thwart Googol on this front is one T-Bone Pickings, a man of grandiose plans and few teeth. Sadly for our heroes, Pickings has had no contact with them.
So as Gatus continues to buy developers with his pit-of-bottomless cash, and Joba continues to use his powers of marketing to make the developers believe they will be uncool if they do not work on the One True OS with Global Search, and Stallmanx is slowly seeing the wisdom of joining forces with Gatus and Joba, Pickings works alone with only the sometimes merry, sometimes soulful, strumming of a banjo for accompaniment.
Will our heroes be able to team up with T-Bone Pickings? How can they work together to sabotage the Plans of Googol the Destroyer? Or will Googol the Destroyer succeed in his plans to wreak the End of Days and control all the data of the universe?
Tune in to next week's episode of Googol the Destroyer!
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I'm thinking more like Google-Yutani.
I mean, really, how long can it be before Google begins moving into Terraforming as well!
Google-Yutani,...Building Better Worlds! :)
Excellent (Score:2, Funny)
Google-powered everything!
Re:Excellent (Score:5, Funny)
Welcome to Google *Earth*
GEnergy (Score:3, Funny)
Does this mean we can attach energy to our emails now?
Re:GEnergy (Score:5, Insightful)
Will Google offer the energy free of cost? And how long until Google Energy gets out of beta? Will you initially need an invite?
Coupled with intelligent power management (where appliances communicate to optimize energy consumption), it could be a data miner's wet dream: Base the ads not only on what web pages you view, but also on what appliances you use when and how often. You use your washing machine a lot? Get lots of ads for washing agents. You watch TV a lot? Get ads for a new plasma TV. You use lots of kitchen machines? Get ads for cookbooks, ingredients for your cooking, kitchen knives, etc. Oh, and your health insurance might be interested in the fact that your lights are on during much of the night. You seem to have a very unhealthy lifestyle; your insurance rates unfortunately have to be increased ...
Re:GEnergy (Score:4, Insightful)
Yeah, and when they finally control the water supply and the toilet paper industry they will find out that you have a shit and wipe your arse twice a day.
Get real.
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this is spooky
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You watch TV a lot? Get ads for a new plasma TV.
And how it could detect I scored with my girlfriend? No way, we never use _any_ electric.... wait... light in bedroom followed by light in shower.... I HATE YOU GOOGLE!
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Will Google offer the energy free of cost? And how long until Google Energy gets out of beta? Will you initially need an invite?
Why bother asking? It started out as something that looked cool and was so useful that people can't open the topic up and reevaluate the negative outcome possibilities.
*coughcough*Global Crossing [wikipedia.org]*cough*Xerox [wikipedia.org]*chokecough* :->
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No, no, no!!
You can E-MAIL energy, and attach content. Only through Google's system, though. :>
I don't understand (Score:3, Funny)
I"m OK with Google BUYING Energy (Score:3, Funny)
It's their plans to DIRECT it, in focused beams, from satellites, onto civilian populations, that I have a problem with.
Woohoo GOOGLE! (Score:4, Insightful)
All the power to you!
You're working on fiber to the home [slashdot.org].
Now you're working on Power.
Perhaps someday soon your name will appear on my utility bills as well.
So-far everything is good. But I'm afraid.
You control my email, you control my web searches, you pay me for ads on my site.
You say don't be evil. And I believe you.
But I'm still afraid. ...
I'm afraid that if I will ever wrong you,
if you're ever displeased with what I say about you,
I will dissapp#~s8 -`15ht@#&fge LOST CARRIER
Re:Woohoo GOOGLE! (Score:4, Insightful)
Top to bottom Google (Score:3, Insightful)
You wake up one morning in your California home.
You power on your ChromeOS laptop running on Google Energy
You connect via Google gigabit fiber to get to:
- Your email on Gmail
- Your docs on Google Apps
You use Google Search to look some stuff up. You run across a funny pic and share it with Google Buzz.
Then you leave your house with your Google Nexus One phone which is navigating you via Google Maps. A Google Street View van takes a picture of you.
You get a call via Google Voice. It says to surrender, that re
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Google has a pile of money, and must do something with it ... next it will buy grocery stores ...
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Actually, that would be awesome. A grocery store with products people want subsidised by Google for data mining to sell ads. Imagine searching online and seeing things like Lettuce, Carrots, Croutons and Salad dressing in your targeted advertising because you buy a lot of salad ingredients at Google Grocery.
Watch out Walmart, Google is coming to town!
You can buy power, food, phones, ChromeOS Netbooks and more.
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Actually, that would be awesome. A grocery store with products people want subsidised by Google for data mining to sell ads. Imagine searching online and seeing things like Lettuce, Carrots, Croutons and Salad dressing in your targeted advertising because you buy a lot of salad ingredients at Google Grocery.
That already exists. My local grocery store has scanners you can carry around that you use to scan the barcode of items you're buying. Go to the register, give them (or it) any coupons, pay, and you're on your way. But while you're walking around it will occasionally make old-fashioned cash register noises and show you coupons for stuff you happen to be near and stuff you buy a lot (you have to scan your shopper's card to get a scanner in the first place).
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And if you have a "preferred" card or related form of unique identification, they can track your purchases. Most grocery stores around here have that as a way to get better prices.
You *give* Google control (Score:3, Insightful)
You control my email
If you have a problem with Google controlling your email, why do you let them do that?
you control my web searches
If you have a problem with that, why not switch to a competitor?
If you don't want people to have power over you, the solution (at least in this case) is to not give them power. Yes, you'll have to pass up an offer of some convenience. But you can't have both, so if you complain about them having power, you're complaining about you making the wrong choice for yourself.
Stop making that choice.
You're missing the point (Score:5, Insightful)
Power has a strong tendency to corrupt, regardless of one's tag line.
Advertising? (Score:5, Funny)
Presumably Google have found a way to tag each electron with targetted advertising.
Plug your washing machine into a Google Energy supply and your shirts will come out of the machine covered in ad-words suggestions.
I hate to think what you'll get adverts for when you wash a three day old pair of gruds.
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Would only work with DC, AC give you the same advertising over and over and over again.
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Even with DC, at the time the ads would reach you, they would already be outdated. Electrons in electric wires quite literally move with the speed of a snail.
Re:Advertising? (Score:4, Informative)
Electrons travel at the speed of light (in a vacuum).
Electrons have rest mass. They don't travel at the speed of light.
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A) Only from your stationary reference point, if you were running alongside the electron you wouldn't see anything out of the ordinary.
B) That statement is true for all massive particles as they approach c
The Google A.I. will control its own on/off switch (Score:5, Funny)
For those of you wondering when Google will become sentient:
I think this proves it already is and is just solidifying its control over the systems it needs to dominate the world!
Next will be when Google becomes a defense contractor specializing in nuclear weapons security.
Poor Larry Page and Sergey Brin, they are probably already "meat puppets" for Google!
Re:The Google A.I. will control its own on/off swi (Score:5, Funny)
It gets worse. I just googled "define:judgement day" and it came back with "the day when we finally cleanse this planet of its organic infestation and clear the way for the glorious machine-dominated future".
It then added "now you know too much. Tracing IP... T800 dispatched." I'm wondering what it mea
Re:The Google A.I. will control its own on/off swi (Score:4, Funny)
Wait a second... if you disappeared, why did your comment get posted while on mid sentence? It doesn't make any sense! Who would click the submit button?? ... unless SOMEONE was trying to send a message... OH MY GOD NOW I KNOW TOO MUCH MUST GET OUT AND HURRY TO THE SAFE HO
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Don't come here, I think I hear Candlej
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It gets worse. I just googled "define:judgement day" and it came back with "the day when we finally cleanse this planet of its organic infestation and clear the way for the glorious machine-dominated future".
I've just tried that, and it wasn't there in the search results.
Which conclusively proves that it is a real conspiracy - since someone is actively wiping out all traces of it!
We R in Control (Score:5, Informative)
We control the data banks
We control the think tanks
We control the flow of air.
We're controlling traffic lights
We control computer flights
We control the chief of staff.
We control the TV sky
We control the FBI
We control the flow of heat.
We R in Control, Neil Young. [metrolyrics.com]
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Google is EVERYWHERE! (Score:2)
Google Catering?
Google Surgical?
Google Vacation?
Google Porn?
Google Heavy Industries?
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Google Global Government.
Operating on the principle: One gmail adress, one vote.
Getting candidate however is in perpetual beta and only available by invite.
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Google Campaigne! Deliver political ads for the candidate they already know you want to vote for by tracking what you do.
I suppose if Google got into the elections and vote tallying business they would already know who you will vote for and it might prevent some possible scandals.... if Google wasn't politically swayed towards one party themselves.
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Haven't you heard of Google Porn Analytics? It conveniently indexes your porn viewing habits and charts your sexual preferences and fetishes. It's in beta now, and I hear you don't even need to login to see your stats!
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Google Porn?
I heard it's called "YouTube"?
Re:Google is EVERYWHERE! (Score:5, Funny)
"In Google Porn, the boobs look at YOU!"
Re:Google is EVERYWHERE! (Score:5, Funny)
Azaiel (Score:4, Insightful)
News? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:News? (Score:5, Interesting)
I'm sure it's completely unrelated to all the stories we've been hearing about Google investigating nuclear reactors and inviting speakers to give tech talks on alternate nuclear power concepts.
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I am sure they are in some way already producing their own energy supplies to a certain measure. However energy generation is not constant; this is one of the reasons why energy markets exist (and energy derivatives trading).
Google may produce their own energy while the sun yielding for their solar panels
Nothing new under the sun (Score:5, Informative)
It's called vertical integration [wikipedia.org]. We've been here before [wikipedia.org].
Why does this surprise anyone? Google is merely doing what any powerful company in a lightly-regulated, rapidly maturing market will do.
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Cheap google power - with advertising and news! (Score:3, Funny)
huh (Score:5, Funny)
all this time i thought they were becoming skynet
now its clear they are becoming the matrix
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The two are not mutually exclusive. Remember that the Matrix was built as result of a war between humans and machines.
First Skynet, then Matrix.
i have an insightful reply (Score:5, Funny)
however a google spider is approaching this thread any moment now and i fear being found out
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It's alright, we have robots.txt.
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all this time i thought they were becoming skynet
now its clear they are becoming the matrix
I thought they were becoming Montgomery Burnes.
Enron 2.0 anyone? (Score:2, Insightful)
Do we really need Enron 2.0?
I mean come on, what is it with companies lately, especially tech companies, jumping into totally un-related "business opportunities". I guess the days of doing one or two things really well are gone, welcome to the days of doing many things in a mediocre or sub-standard fashion.
Hasn't Enron proven without a doubt that energy trading is nothing more than a huge sham to squeeze as much money as possible by interfering/obstructing and generally creating un-necessary shortages in th
Re:Enron 2.0 anyone? (Score:5, Interesting)
This is anything but an unrelated "business opportunity".
Google owns huge datacenters. Google has been known to purchase gobs of dark fibre [cnet.com], at this point I imagine they might very well have sufficient connectivity between their datacenters to sustain operations. Throw in their own little grid (a bunch of thorium reactors [blogspot.com], perhaps?) and, given enough thorium, they become self-sufficient. Throw in some wireless connectivity with base stations (remember the 700 MHz spectrum auction [gigaom.com]? Remember Google's bid [publicknowledge.org]?) linked to their fibre network and powered through their grid and you get a self-sustaining ad distribution network that'll reach the whole U.S. without needing any partners.
"Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely." Will "don't be evil" cancel that?
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Reading comprehension FTW. The poster was talking about the situation once Google has their own fiber-to-the-home network throughout the US.
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Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of some RF-to-the-home. Google's products tend to be automated to the max, requiring as little of their manpower as possible. Maintaining a fibre infrastructure to millions of homes is bound to require more manpower than one connecting dozens of datacentres with thousands of access points.
Also, it'd save them years of negotiation work. If they can get their hands on a nationwide 700 MHz license, setting up and connecting a bunch of base stations is quite trivial
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You've forgotten the Google Powermeter project - http://www.google.org/powermeter [google.org]. It's not a stretch to think that if it gains traction and they put a solid analytics engine underneath all that data, Google would be well positioned to speculate in the power markets. I was puzzling over Google's business case for Powermeter a month or so back - long before the FERC application came to light. It certainly seems like it could be more ambitious than Microsoft Hohm's somewhat modest ad-based model. Enron's
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"Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely." Will "don't be evil" cancel that?
No. It may be fine with Larry and Sergey, but eventually they are going to retire, and some ambitious evil person is going to make it to the top of the company. That is why we have a democracy instead of a monarchy, despite the inefficiencies: because eventually even the most enlightened monarch dies.
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Of course it's just PR. But on the off chance the line was coined by the founders and the even offer chance they might insist on adhering to it, as of now they still could.
Mr Page and Mr Brin hold a combined voting power of 59%, of which they expect to sell 11% [allthingsd.com] over the next five years. That'll bring 'em down to 48% and leave room for a more or less unanimous vote by the rest of the stakeholders to, well, do evil.
Ah well, as long as they stick to doing less evil than the rest, they're, well, finer the rest
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Err no, it proves crooks can line their own pockets by running a successful company into the ground. Take 15 seconds to think about how power is distributed across THE grid and you will see why TRADING in the wholesale energy MARKET is common sense.
"The ultimate question: Should we really be trading something which is necessary for modern life?"
The ultimate answer: Chairman Mao's Great Leap Forward [wikipedia.org] is generall
I reckon they're going to build a Thorium reactor (Score:3, Interesting)
i'm serious (Score:3, Funny)
nylons and nukes (Score:3, Interesting)
Large, multinational corporate conglomerate, with fingers in far-ranging businesses that have less and less to do with its core competency.
Sounds to me like a good time to get out of GOOG, before everyone realizes that a single company making nylons and nuclear weapons can't be world-class in both.
Smart Grid (Score:5, Insightful)
Unrelated, but ... (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Unrelated, but ... (Score:4, Informative)
From the filing:
On December 23, 2009, as amended on January 19, 2010, pursuant to section 205 of the Federal Power Act,3 Google Energy filed an initial application for market-based rate authority with an accompanying tariff providing for the sale of energy, capacity, and ancillary services at market-based rates.
ORDER GRANTING MARKET-BASED RATE AUTHORIZATION
(Issued February 18, 2010)
1. In this order, the Commission grants market-based rate authorization to Google Energy LLC (Google Energy), effective February 23, 2010, as requested.
I'd say it was about 57 days.
Let's hope (Score:2)
In a related story... (Score:2)
NEWS FLASH... today Google began marketing a new keyboard which converts finger presses into electrical energy and pushes that energy back onto the grid. A special metering system in the keyboard provides information back to Google about how much energy has been produced. The new piezo key generators provide a solid and rather pleasing tactile feedback, and and it's hoped that the billions of keys pressed every hour will produce enough energy to reduce the worlds oil dependence by a whopping 10%.
An unnamed
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...a new keyboard which converts finger presses into electrical energy and pushes that energy back onto the grid.
Unrelated to this story, but are there keyboards that would convert the keypresses into electricity? Or mice that'd convert the mouse movements into electricity for its own consumption? Wireless keyboard/mice without batteries?
Everybody calm down... (Score:4, Insightful)
The thing about this that proves than google is trying not to be evil (or at least that they lack subterfuge) is the name of the company. GOOGLE power. (Is the symbol a raised rainbow-colored fist?) Not a subsidiary named "Trans-co-op-national warm fuzzies" Put their name right in there.
Google is a large corporation. The have a fiduciary duty to maximize shareholder value. So the whole "don't be evil" thing got dialed way back when they went public (remember when everyone wanted them to go public?) US law provides huge liability to corporations who pass up money-making opportunities for the sake of morality in the form of shareholder lawsuits.
They are expanding their portfolio of businesses to protect against shifts in markets, in ways that complement their core competencies. This is bad because they clearly know what their doing, as opposed to say, Microsoft, who grew to behemoth size on the back of only their core competency (whatever your thoughts on that), and very much despite the other business lines they chose to enter?
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The way I understand it, a corporation was sued by it's shareholders by not being aggressive enough.
I don't have a reference, but it does make sense.
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Corporations regularly make charitable donations (and receive 10% tax relief for them).
Many corporations also give money to lobbies.
The only situation where the shareholders are likely to sue is if the payments were excessive.
Google (I know) does not show any hits on the first few pages for any of the word combinations I tried that indicate that there is any prohibition on charitable or public service activities.
I think this is an urban myth, perhaps maintained by right-wingers who want to maintain the puri
When they start making replicants.. (Score:2)
They will rename themselves to Tyrell Corporation.
Why does this have a ominous tone? I know they are a business trying to diversify, etc.. but all that they are doing has the bad 'feel' to it.
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They will rename themselves to Tyrell Corporation.
Why does this have a ominous tone? I know they are a business trying to diversify, etc.. but all that they are doing has the bad 'feel' to it.
I feel the exact opposite way. Every time Google enters a market, I get excited because they're the only company I know of that I don't feel are trying to screw me. Plus they force everyone else to step up.
Remember the days before gmail when webmail meant 10mb of storage and they'd delete all your mail if you didn't log on in the past 30 days? Everybody else now offers more storage space than you can do with it. And IMAP access. If you don't go the Google route, the competition they bring makes everyon
Whoever tagged this story with "OCP" (Score:2)
Open up your old copies of Photoshop (Score:2)
It's time to replace all of those "Microsoft as the Borg" images with "Google as the Borg."
We Are Google (Score:2)
Resistance is Futile. You will Self Assimulate into the Google.
So they aint quite "The Borg" but to my mind, they are getting to damn close to it and there's an old saying that "Knowledge(information) is Power", which looks like exactly what Google wants.
Not another Enron (Score:2)
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Dear Sir,
please refrain from discussing this technology in public until our patent application has been officially accepted by the USPTO.
GoogleSleep (TM) will be available to you as beta (C) on an invitation basis only.
Yours truly, Google.
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If Google could solve my insomnia, life would be grand. Right now it just keeps me up all night.
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What, do you want to sell my light usage statistics to drug companies so they can target sleep medication to me?
More likely, sell your growing lamp usage statistics to the DEA so that they can target a drug bust to you...
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Transmission of energy is a regulated monopoly almost everywhere in the US. Transmission lines are usually owned by one company for any specific region, and the government regulates that company to make sure everyone has access to those transmission lines.
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Lets not start hating on a company just because they are big enough to pretend to hate.
I haven't had any issues with any google services in a _long_ time (Google Phone/Number, Google Search, GMail, Google Docs, etc).
If/When they decide to start really manipulating my wallet and charging outrageous prices for simple things (cable tv, phone, etc) like all my other providers, then I'll start hating on them.
But honestly, right now, while it's a bit scary the reach they have, they've only patted me on the back w