First 3-D IMAX Porn Movie Made In Hong Kong 201
tekgoblin writes "Christopher Sun of Hong Kong is directing a new porn movie that will actually be in 3-D. The movie is being called 3-D Sex & Zen: Extreme Ecstasy and will be the first 3-D IMAX porn movie. From the article: 'First out of the gates, the soft porn Hong Kong film comes as the stricken industry, hit hard by free Internet porn in recent years, turns to 3-D as a potential money-spinner, following on from the success of Hollywood blockbusters such as James Cameron's Avatar.'"
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Re:who wants to watch porn in public? (Score:5, Funny)
NOT!! (Score:3, Informative)
This is not the first 3D porn movie. I have several porn movies in 3D that predate this by years.
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Pics or it didn't happen.
Re:NOT!! (Score:5, Insightful)
Wow, you have IMAX porn movies at home? Oh sorry, you just read the headline.
Re:NOT!! (Score:4, Informative)
This is not the first 3D porn movie. I have several porn movies in 3D that predate this by years.
Yup. The film that is most widely cited as the first 3D pornographic movie is Hot Skin [wtf-film.com] from 1977, predating the film in the linked article by over 30 years. It also featured some comparatively famous porn stars of the day, such as Serena and John Holmes.
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A lot of those are fake IMAX.
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It's an insightful observation. A surprising number of theatres advertising IMAX-like capabilities (and who may or may not incorrectly use the IMAX name) don't actually have “genuine” IMAX projection equipment.
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In fact, the movie Taxi Driver has taken on an almost surreal additional undertone in the years since its release because of scenes in the cinema where pornographic movies are playing, particularly when Travis takes Betsy to one. The whole setup--people calmly watching a sex film in an almost deserted theatre--is so bizarre that it gives the impression of these scenes being some hallucination in Travis' mind, similar to the "Are you talking to me" scene. This colours all kinds of scenes such as the one with
Duck!!! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Duck!!! (Score:5, Funny)
As long as they don't have those spray devices in the back of the seat in front of you like they have in some of the 3D theme theaters...
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Don't worry, this is a Hong Kong cat-III movie. Which roughly means: female nudity fully OK, male nudity except full frontal, suggestion of sexual intercourse OK but nothing explicit there. Anything beyond that is simply illegal here.
Furthermore this is a remake of an erotic cult classic "sex and zen", and at least two of the lead actresses (actors don't really count of course) are from the JAV industry. It's hard to find Hong Kong actresses who willingly bare it all.
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This is a Category III film, Hong Kong's version of Nc17, just simulated sex, no money shot or actual penetration of any kind. Technically that stuff is illegal in HK.
For what it's worth, these films are not really porn in the conventional sense, they are arousing in parts (such as Amy Yip in the hottub in the first movie) and disgusting in parts (such as the equally beautiful and equally naked Shu Qi draining life energy in the second). Sex and Zen is entertaining, funny, sexy and a bit scary. It has lot
No surprise... (Score:5, Funny)
Really, did anyone not see this one cumming?
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The goggles, they did nothing... to protect their eyes.
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Are those by chance red-cyan goggles? Then they might in fact do something for you, by letting you already experience porn in all four dimensions! Pull on your goggles, and off you go here [3dp.cz] (just click ok) or to your a nearest torrent vendor.
No, they are genius (Score:2)
I think they found the easiest way to close/revoke license of an IMAX theatre. If you can't make money with your IMAX technology theater and want it to be revoked, just announce this movie. A poster would be enough. Perhaps you won't have to pay a fee to Sony for early termination, that is the genius part :)
Movie business, especially high end IMAX etc. aren't really youtube. You can't upload everything and expect them to play it. Wonder if that guy really have any clue about the business side of things?
Ow! (Score:2)
Her gigantic nipples poked me in the eye!
Re:Ow! (Score:5, Funny)
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Oh right, it's Asian porn. I wonder how 30' tall pixel mosaics look in 3D?
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Lily Thai is in this?
I can see it now... (Score:5, Funny)
"Cumming to a theater near you!!!!"
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It's things like this (Score:2)
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Good joke: Why did man first walk upright? A: To free his hands for masturbation.
And of course, the inevitable (SFW) video [youtube.com] of this phenomenon.
You know (Score:2)
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You can do that.. Better pet it first, it bites. (Score:2)
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Why, because we use our technological advances to feed our more primal desires? Been that way for thousands of years. We are still here......
Good joke: Why did man first walk upright? A: To free his hands for masturbation.
Yeah but the joke's on man because now he can no longer suck his own dick.
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Why? Like eating, sex is a pleasurable biological function. Do you "[worry] about our future as a species" when you discover people pay money for a good meal? If so, why do you view sex differently?
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Do you "[worry] about our future as a species" when you discover people pay money for a good meal? If so, why do you view sex differently?
Because by being more "pleasurable" [to use your own words] than a restaurant outing, the law prevents you from doing it in public :-)
Paying for it, publicly or not, is also a crime in most localities.
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Sure, but that's no reason to "[worry] about our future as a species"... well, okay, maybe the ridiculous laws surrounding sex are.
Re:It's things like this (Score:4, Insightful)
Because if you pay for a meal you actually get the food. Pay for porn and you don't actually get the sex. It's more like paying to watch other people eating.
Can't you think of a car analogy instead?
Re:It's things like this (Score:5, Insightful)
It's more like paying to watch other people eating.
You realize this is incredibly popular. Cooking shows have been popular for a long time. Food Network is very successful. A show like Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives is not much more than watching a guy eat tons of food and talk about how wonderful it is. If that doesn't fit the analogy perfectly, I don't know what does.
We are hard-wired to love the Four Fs. Feeding, fleeing, fighting, and fucking. And we are more than happy to watch video of all of them.
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Pay for porn and you don't actually get the sex.
So? It's still pleasurable, just like eating alone can be enjoyable, while eating with others is enjoyable for different reasons. Either way, its a human drive being satiated. And it's *certainly* nothing that should trigger a concern for the human species.
Heck, and that's entirely precluding those couples who use pornography as an element in their sexual relationship.
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It is more like paying to watch other people driving.
Actually, porn is paying to watch other people driving.
Whats the cost $20-$30 each? + food? (Score:2)
Whats the cost $20-$30 each? + food?
I don't know. Probably? (Score:2)
I like when the title exactly matches the comment (Score:2)
Back in the day we used to put "NT" in the subject (Score:2)
to show that the message body contained no (useful) text.
NT (Score:2)
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No text and no useful text are two very different things. For instance, this text isn't very useful. ;)
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Whats the cost $20-$30 each? + food?
$20-$30 each + a box of tissues
Re:Whats the cost $20-$30 each? + food? (Score:5, Funny)
Jesus, taking the family out to porn just isn't the same as it used to be.
Got to pay for parking $10, 2x Adult tickets at $25 and 2x Kids $15 tickets + $5 x 4 for 3D! Then the wife and kids are going to want popcorn and candy. That's another $40.
What started as just a nice night out to watch some porn with the family ends up costing $150. No wonder the theatrical porn industry is dieing. Who has that kind of money?
Just a thought (Score:4, Funny)
If you went to see this, you'd want to be very, very sure that the inevitable blast directed at the audience from a male performer actually arrived from the expected direction.
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It's more exciting if you don't know where it's cumming from! C'mon boys!
You're soaking in it.... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:You're soaking in it.... (Score:5, Funny)
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Egg white.
An egg white diluted with a tablespoon of water makes for far more realistic mock semen.
And if realistic flavor is also important, then add a tiny drop of chlorine bleach.
(My alt.tasteless days pay off in the most unexpected ways.)
ObT: This recipe is well known among madams, who occasionally entertain requests from patrons seeking something a little extra in their women.
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Money Shots in 3D (Score:4, Funny)
IMAX? (Score:2)
Of course we live in an age when you can buy an "IMAX" dvd - surely one of the more oxymoronic claims since "HD" radio came on the scene.
More like iMacs (Score:2)
Of course we live in an age when you can buy an "IMAX" dvd - surely one of the more oxymoronic claims since "HD" radio came on the scene.
I don't see a problem. DVDs play in iMacs (which nowadays are almost as big as TVs), and "Hybrid Digital Radio" broadcasts are a hybrid of analog and digital.
The Stewardesses in 3D (Score:2)
I saw this in a theater back in the 1970s. Cheesy and funny (mostly intentionally so). There's nothing new under the sun.
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M 3-D is the first 3D porn movie on record. This is the first 3D IMAX porn. Assuming it's really IMAX.
Well,....it's better than nothing..... (Score:2)
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I mean, it's not like 3D television is a niche technology that adds very little to some genres of entertainment...why wouldn't you want to watch sitcoms of people sitting around talking in 3D--it would be something to distract you from the crappy story!
But seriously, I'm curious, what kind of stuff you think would actually be worth paying extra to get in 3D (to pay for production costs and viewing equipment)? So far only action flicks have gone for it because their sole attraction is visual effects. I co
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At least I'll have SOMETHING to watch on my 3D tv soon aside from monsters and aliens.
If a movie studio made a 3D movie about undocumented immigrants, would that count as "aliens"? Or would it just be illegal?
Re-imagining old scenes in 3-d... (Score:2)
How will lonely guys keep those glasses clean? (Score:2)
I hope the lens on those 3D glasses are easily cleaned.
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I'm surprised... (Score:2)
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76 comments in and not one Bangkok joke.
All the people who were going to post one are lined up at the theater and well, their hands are otherwise occupied.
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maybe because Bangkok is a different city from Hong Kong?
Sorta like having a story about Brazil and expecting a joke about lake titticaca
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In Thailand, pornography, dildos, etc are illegal. If you're caught with pornography you can get arrested or fined. So, basically this film would never make it here.
Going straight to video (Score:2)
I'm surprised (Score:2)
I think it's more surprising that it took this long to happen.
Personally, I'm shocked that this movie wasn't made long before Avatar. It doesn't make sense.
Speaking of Avatar. (Score:2)
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Seconded!
How long until... (Score:2)
How long until we see a link to goatse.cx but it's 3D here on slashdot?
(if that doesn't turn your stomach, nothing will)
Cheers,
Dave
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I'm now claiming Trademark of the term "cl-IMAX".
That is all.
Surprisingly... (Score:2)
Cumming At You
Hopefully fake (Score:2)
No, I am afraid that some great "action" and film will be wasted if they didn't investigate who owns IMAX brand, most of the theaters, technology and whether it will be really possible to show their "work" on IMAX.
IMAX=Sony and Sony isn't really known to be liberal about porn. The "tape length" story is kinda overrated but Sony really didn't want beta format factories to press porn/sex movies. That is a fact.They are liberal about actual art BTW, don't misunderstand.
If you think companies like Sony or Disne
Too Much Resolution? (Score:2)
(assumption that 1080p 35 mm, more or less, and that the IMAX flick is 70 mm)
Re:Porn is the ultimate killer app (Score:4, Funny)
I double-dog-dare you to diagram the last sentence of that post.
Re:Porn is the ultimate killer app (Score:4, Interesting)
I double-dog-dare you to diagram the last sentence of that post.
OK:
(S (VP (ADVP Never)
underestimate
(NP (NP the purchasing power)
(PP of
(NP (NP people)
(SBAR (WHNP who)
(S (VP spend
(NP money)
(PP with
(NP their penis)
(PP in
(NP (NP control)
(PP of
(NP their wallet)...)
(bonus: the software I usually use for sentence diagramming misparsed it:
([....]
(NP (NP people)
(SBAR (WHNP who)
(S (VP spend
(NP money)
(PP with
(NP their penis))
(PP in
(NP (NP control)
(PP of
(NP their wallet)...)
Which is a rather amusing interpretation.
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Are you sure it was porn and not the fact that VHS could fit an entire feature film on one tape and Betamax could not?
Also, porn backed HD-DVD and some how blu-ray won.
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So that's why HD DVD was such a smashing success and killed off Blu-Ray? Oh wait...
Re:Porn is the ultimate killer app (Score:5, Informative)
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We were early adopters and went beta. I remember actually buying used movies, including porn because it was quite a LOT cheaper to pick up former rentals in the clearance bins than blank beta tapes.
We took it home, watched it once (maybe), peeled off the label, threw away the box, marked it read/write, and then overwrote it with recorded broadcast movies movies, TV shows, and whatever, else until it wore out and then threw it away...
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the [betamax/vhs] war was mainly over tape length
Yes and no. By the time VCRs were becoming mainstream, the 3 hour L750 tapes were available, and 4 hour VHS tapes were rare at the time. There were other considerations, too. Betamax machines typically cost nearly twice what an equivalent VHS machine did. Betamax tapes were more expensive, too. Betamax machines also had severe reliability problems, as Sony took their usual approach to manufacturing them. The Sony C5 my family had basically had to go bac
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When we switched to VHS, the quality difference was very noticeable, even despite the fact that the VHS machine we got was a so-called "VHS-HQ" revision that was supposed to be better than traditional VHS.
That sounds like a marketing gimmick. The only real improvement was S-VHS, which needed expensive tapes (there was a later rev. that tried to use standard tapes, which helped a bit, not a bad compromise for time-delay of TV programs).
Regular VHS was about half of the broadcast quality, Beta and S-VHS were
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Really? We had a 28" screen, which seems to be about average even today
That's about right. You'd need around a 35-inch [bfccomputing.com] set to get the same height as your 28" CRT. I find height-matching to be more equivalent than area-matching, on a perceptual basis.
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Or that Sony had ridiculous licensing fees for Betamax either.
Re:Eh... (Score:4, Funny)
You mean watching someone else in a stalker-like fashion with binoculars while hiding in their bushes?
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This is Hong Kong. Your western sensibilities are inferior and unwanted.
Re:Here's a tip (Score:5, Insightful)
Soft porn has no use at all, except maybe to pretend to be porn where real porn doesn't or can't exist.
Apparently, the sad sad creature that you are, you can only be turned on by, what, close-up shots of vulvas and fake tits?
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Porn is a masturbation tool. Soft porn has no use at all, except maybe to pretend to be porn where real porn doesn't or can't exist.
Porn is a sex toy. You can enjoy it with a partner or on your own. As for soft porn, consider this scenario: have you ever been out, seen an attractive woman and used her as wank fodder later? She wasn't going down on some guy in the subway or dancing naked but it was still enough to arouse you. That's basically how soft porn works.
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Porn is a masturbation tool. Soft porn has no use at all, except maybe to pretend to be porn where real porn doesn't or can't exist.
Wrong assumption. Hardcore and softcore serve different purposes. You are mostly right about hardcore. Softcore used to be a replacement for non-adult teens who couldn't get hardcore, but could get softcore. These days, with the Internet and any kind of filth you want one search away, that purpose has vanished.
However, there have been quite a few "erotic movies" made in the past twenty or so years. Sometimes hardcore, sometimes softcore, always with the focus less on masturbation and more on... well, I gues
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Did you ever study geography? Or did you just spend the lesson time reading hentai?