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jamie passes along a humorous article at The Guardian which pokes fun at the shallow and formulaic science journalism typical of many mainstream news outlets. Quoting:
In this paragraph I will state the main claim that the research makes, making appropriate use of 'scare quotes' to ensure that it's clear that I have no opinion about this research whatsoever. ... If the research is about a potential cure, or a solution to a problem, this paragraph will describe how it will raise hopes for a group of sufferers or victims. This paragraph elaborates on the claim, adding weasel-words like 'the scientists say' to shift responsibility for establishing the likely truth or accuracy of the research findings on to absolutely anybody else but me, the journalist. ... 'Basically, this is a brief soundbite,' the scientist will say, from a department and university that I will give brief credit to. 'The existing science is a bit dodgy, whereas my conclusion seems bang on,' she or he will continue."
This Is a Comment Expressing New Found Skepticism (Score:5, Insightful)
First of all, who edited this article? This is where I viciously attack the Slashdot editor for punctuation, spelling, grammar, etc. Once we clear your elementary faux pas, we can move on.
I recall some of the very basics of this in college but I just skimmed the Wikipedia article on this research and now I'm an expert ready to rip this paper to shreds.
I'm also handy with Google and just found out that their quoted researcher is viewed as a charlatan by another camp of peers in his field. Character assassination and ad hominem attacks follow.
If there was a survey, I question the sample size, method of the survey and diversity. If this is correlation and not causation, I state the obvious and take potshots at my country's shitty educational system. If this is a classification I question the recall rate. If there's any political or monetary incentive for this research to be published then I state it and have immediately won the argument. At that point I can decide who lives and who dies. My comments have leveled whole cities!
The small part of this research that I cannot disprove was already known to me. My Google Fu provides you another link to an article here where this was preliminarily discussed in 2004. And I assure you I was already on top of that this whole time. At this point, I resubtitle Slashdot in a derogatory manner for having stale news. I might even threaten to move on to a superior news aggregator but in reality will spend the rest of my life on Slashdot.
I interpreted my standoffish attitude and tone as asserting my superiority when in actuality I'm a psychologist's wet dream. Done with my post I consider the final word spoken save for one thing. I spin a wheel on my desk and it lands on an internet meme somewhere between "In Soviet Russia" and "All Your Base." I modify a noun or verb to make it potentially funny and insert it at the end.
Since I'm the expert, I might come back and read your responses -- if you're lucky. But the odds are high that I said something incredibly stupid or shortsighted (what with me being outside of my fucking element and all) so I'll probably just ignore you.
Re:This Is a Comment Expressing New Found Skeptici (Score:5, Informative)
I think your research is bogus. You didn't back it up with a single goatse or tubgirl link.
Re:This Is a Comment Expressing New Found Skeptici (Score:5, Insightful)
Not only that, but as a seasoned slashdotter he should know better than to bother with all this google and wikipedia junk and just go based off of the story summary, if not the title alone.
Re:This Is a Comment Expressing New Found Skeptici (Score:5, Insightful)
Let's do it! (Score:2, Interesting)
I'm down with that, stupid mods (AC for a reason). I mean, insightful? How many contributors to /. are insightful?
Go back downstairs and get off my lawn!
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This is where I post as an AC.
I take the obvious route of calling attention to your low user number and bash you for karma whoring.
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This is where I mock you for posting as an AC and contradict everything in your post, knowing you'll have to manually scroll to find it again and probably won't bother.
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(Also, the lameness filter can bite me. C'mon. How many lowercase letters do you need?)
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You read the title ? I just look at the number of comments.
Anything over 800 automatically means a really derogatory Apple or Microsoft story.
Anything under 50 is most probably actual news for nerds and stuff that really matters.
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The external links at the end of the article do provide some interesting backup information, however.
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Answers in Genesis gets old, quickly.
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This is the comment where I inform you that if I hadn't used all my mod points just a few minutes ago, your post would have gotten one, but don't specify whether that's good or bad for you.
(Not posting AC, just because I don't wanna).
This is a reply to fix your comment (Score:5, Funny)
I modify a noun or verb to make it almost certainly not funny and insert it at the end.
Re:This Is a Comment Expressing New Found Skeptici (Score:5, Insightful)
If there's any political or monetary incentive for this research to be published then I state it and have immediately won the argument.
Immediate attack on the parent poster's political affiliation... obviously the party that he belongs to (judging by this one issue, even though I don't know where he stands on others) is absolutely full of complete psychos and want to do all kinds of other bad things that will destroy civilization as we know it. And they completely fulfill the most extreme version of every stereotype about them.
So of course, my party is full of level-headed reasonable people--every single one of them. Everything that we say is perfect and correct, we're as innocent as a newborn baby's ass, and if only our candidate had been elected last time we lost, the world would be full of unicorns that fart rainbows and save children from horrible deaths.
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I jump to the conclusion that based on your revealed party affiliation you must love nazis, leaving open to the child poster to invoke Godwin Moore's Law.
This Is A Comment Invoking Moore's Law (Score:2)
In this paragraph, I allude to a popular saying about arguing on the Internet, and the Special Olympics. I have once again justified my superior intellect by using a tired old Internet meme.
After that, I decide that merely poking fun at the pre
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Re:This Is a Comment Expressing New Found Skeptici (Score:5, Funny)
This is where I type "DOUBLE RAINBOWS!" in a vain attempt to jump on a bandwagon I barely understand and am slightly fearful of
Re:This Is a Comment Expressing New Found Skeptici (Score:4, Funny)
Here I insert a reference to the parent's 7-digit ID number, with obligatory "get off my lawn" parallelisms.
Re:This Is a Comment Expressing New Found Skeptici (Score:5, Funny)
Here I insert a reference to the parent's 6-digit ID number, with obligatory "get off my lawn" parallelisms.
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Re:This Is a Comment Expressing New Found Skeptici (Score:5, Funny)
Here's the guy with the 4-digit number saying that the person with the 5-digit number has no business talking about ID numbers.
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Immediate attack on the two-party system. Accuse Democrats and Republicans of being exactly the same in every way
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I, thinking myself an actual expert in the field being discussed, read the subject line and decide to rebut, and maybe start to do so, but then I tell myself I have better things to do, so instead I make an immature joke (possibly about poop) or reference the simpsons.
The "better things to do" if you're wondering consists mostly of making other immature jokes on slashdot.
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You mean this part?
If this is correlation and not causation, I state the obvious [...]
:D
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This is the comment where I question why you didn't follow the "Fixed that for you" meme.
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You see that asterisk next to eldavojohn's name?
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Its a raid.
The cops are picking up k whores.
Re:This Is a Comment Expressing New Found Skeptici (Score:5, Funny)
This is where I back your assumptions with the oblig. xkcd [xkcd.com].
Re:This Is a Comment Expressing New Found Skeptici (Score:5, Funny)
Look at this article. This is the article you could have written if you had known anything about science. Look at the article that you wrote, now back at this article. I'm holding a peer review, signed by several interesting scientists in the field that you know nothing about. Look at the article you wrote, now back at this article, the peer review is full of discussion and criticism, the likes which you could not understand unless you had the briefest notion of how the review process works. The kind of discussion your article could have had if your article was written with any actual knowledge of science. Now look again. I'm on the internet.
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Here is the thing though- Given were are at an age where war is waged under false pretenses, where we now find out ERT is crock but no one decided to verify until recently, where damn near every event and study has a multitude of spins and talking points: shouldn't we scrutinize everything we read?
And I don't mean in that contrary to be contrary sort of way (but even that sometimes yields useful results), but seriously consider what is being stated, why is it being stated, and who is stating it?
Many years a
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This Is a Comment Attached to the First Post (Score:2)
Early in the beginning of the comment, I will make an extremely shallow connection to the parent, not because there's actually any contextual relation, but in order to prevent accusations of offtopic posting merely for the purpose of karma whoring.
Following said offtopic guard, I will make very little attempt to segue into my actual post, because by this point the mods who mod offtopic have either stopped skimming or are doing so so rapidly at this point that they won't even notice the actual comment has no
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Here's where I blame it on political events from the past, as far back as Roman times or as recently as what's on my blog.
"a humorous article" (Score:5, Insightful)
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No, it's sad and ironic (which will give rise to several more replies concerning the etymology of 'ironic', one of which will include the concept of an ironing board, which, ironically, no one on Slashdot has ever seen.
Then somebody is going to get upset about my use of commas. And short sentences.
This could get ugly.
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No, it's not a humorous article, given that it's exactly how mainstream science reporting looks like.
No, it's sad and ironic (which will give rise to several more replies concerning the etymology of 'ironic', one of which will include the concept of an ironing board, which, ironically, no one on Slashdot has ever seen.
You're both wrong: it's a template for all of the science articles he ever needs to write.
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ironing board, which, ironically, no one on Slashdot has ever seen.
That's not ironic; I have seen an ironing board. That's not ironic, either. What'd be ironic is if there was an ironing board in my office right now.
But if I was like many slashdotters in that I, the laundry room, and the ironing board were sharing my parents' basement, that wouldn't be ironic. It would just be sad.
Re:"a humorous article" (Score:4, Funny)
Reply noting the irony of making a grammar correction while making a grammar mistake.
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And I think it's either time to mention a singularity or at least Time Cube [timecube.com].
Re:"a humorous article" (Score:4, Funny)
Is it too late for "I for one welcome our new Ironing Board-wielding overlords"?
Yes?
How about, "In Soviet Russia, ironing boards iron YOU!"
No?
"All your ironing boards are belong to us?"
Damn.
"I AM an ironing board, you insensitive clod!"
That's better.
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Reply noting the irony of making a grammar correction while making a grammar mistake.
That happens often enough that I'm surprised it's not in either the DSM or a Google search algorithm.
This Should Be Navel-Gazing (Score:2)
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The original articles usually are PDFs without advertisements.
Re:This Should Be Navel-Gazing (Score:5, Interesting)
Sometimes we do, sometimes we don't. I agree that we should do it more, but I don't think we should do it "instead," as you say. I prefer linking to both. The vast majority of people do not want to download a PDF and spend an hour reading through an academic paper when there's a (reasonably well-informed) news article available. But, for those who do, it should be an option.
The other big problem is that many of these scientific papers are paywalled -- and we're not talking about a mickey-mouse Rupert Murdoch paywall. A 1-year subscription to Nature, for example, is $200. Reading only an abstract doesn't tell you much about the quality of the research or potential applications.
As always, if you read something linked from here and think coverage is better elsewhere, you're more than welcome to hit us with an email saying so.
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As always, if you read something linked from here and think coverage is better elsewhere, you're more than welcome to hit us with an email saying so.
And, as always, if you hit them with an email saying so, they're more than likely to route it to /dev/null.
(We'll leave aside for the moment the fact that 99% of such emails are pointless whines in the first place...)
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The vast majority of people do not want to download a PDF and spend an hour reading through an academic paper when there's a (reasonably well-informed) news article available
However I hope we agree that there are also a lot of very poorly informed news articles on scientific work that get through as well. Sadly enough some of those have made the slashdot front page.
The other big problem is that many of these scientific papers are paywalled
Although that is becoming less of an issue as time moves forward for many reasons:
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it might help if there were an explicit tag in the Firehose for "not the best link", instead of the ambiguous "not the best" to catch all of the possibilities
it also might help if the /. editors actually acted as editors, selecting what's "news" based on content instead of what's "popular" based on voting in the Firehose...
Not all criticism being equal (Score:4, Interesting)
There are plenty of reasons to mock news coverage of scientific papers; but how exactly do you have a complaint when a journalist clearly states that someone else (not the journalist) is making an assertion when that is, in fact, true?
Yeah, let's mock them for that until they start omitting the "according to so-and-so" qualifications, and then we can mock them for pretending to be in a position to make definitive claims about topics they don't understand.
Give me a break.
Re:Not all criticism being equal (Score:5, Insightful)
It's not that the journalist is making it clear that so-and-so is making the assertion, it's the complete lack of personal engagement in a piece, to the point where the article is taking a neutral stance to the detriment of the experts and researchers making the assertions. I don't know about you, but I, and most non-reporting uses I've seen, use "according to" as a means of saying "well, this really might not be true, but this one guy is saying it, totally." A reporter who is more engaged in the story, if he personally interviewed the subject, could say "So-and-so told me", and if it was second-hand, "So-and-so has found," which is much more engaging, active, and doesn't carry the self-distancing aspect of "according to."
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Let's test that... If I say "According to the dictionary, an ostrich is a flightless bird", do you suspect I'm disparaging the dictionary's authority on the subject?
Perhaps the problem is that you're blaming journalists for what you've brought to the conversation. Beyond that, it's a question of style. You may favor "so-and-so told me..."; but while bloggers and columnists may be comfortable using the first person, I think it's appropriate that reporters generally remove themselves from the story.
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Let's test that...
Yes, lets test that. I haven't watched the infotainment agitprop "news" in quite awhile. But lets test that.
"allegedly, according to the scoreboard, the red sox might have lost 0 to 6, although some fans disagree".
"According to the US Govt national weather service report, the local airport air traffic controller claims it is raining outside, although further research funding is necessary, and other scientists have a completely different conclusion about this 'water from the sky' phenomenon."
I'm not seeing
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who says it's water
my research says it's Raspberry Schnapps
Re:Not all criticism being equal (Score:4, Insightful)
it's the complete lack of personal engagement in a piece,
Its also a complete lack of judgment, to the point of appearing moronic, especially when giving equal coverage to all parties.
"According the geology professor Ms Blah, the earth might be round, although more study grants are necessary. However, Mr. SoAndSo, the president of the flat earth society, disagrees."
Second only to my favorite, trying to "middle school drama up" something professional or irrelevant.
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I don't even think that's the point. The point is the use of the ad verecundiam quote to pretend that something innocuous or unlikely is valuable or likely. It can all be true, but the implicit or explicit invitation to extrapolate a scientifically verified mote into some sort of technological revolution is sleazy journalism.
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True does not mean useful. If you aren't competent to assess the research beyond simply reporting what other people claim its import is, you aren't competent to report on it at all.
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My major concern would be with the reporters who are so clearly scientifically illiterate or utterly innumerate that they rely solely on quote-mining to support even the most inane statements of fact. There are writers who are so fearful of basic science and mathematics that they publi
Simpsons did it. (Score:5, Informative)
No, wait, it was actually http://www.phdcomics.com/comics/archive.php?comicid=1174 [phdcomics.com]
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Nooooo... that's not the same thing at all. That comic covers the entire life cycle of science reporting, from initial discovery, through to broadcast on the nightly news. This article, OTOH, is parody of a single stage in that cycle (the breathless science article).
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p = 0.56? Good grief, that means that there's some (very small) evidence that the exact opposite is true.
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Oh Noes! The Interwebs are Getting Full (Score:2)
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Happens a lot, ever see news article editing? That's exactly what happens to keep things inside an arbitrary limit. If a sub editor doesn't understand the topic, or point. Poof, useful information that puts something in context is gone.
Seriously, go and write an opinion piece, and have it published. I have, mine has appeared in the national post(canada), The Globe and Mail, and posted by the CBC on their site. I was limited to 700 words.
This is a slashdot post (Score:4, Insightful)
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Car analogy.
all mass media reporting (Score:2)
From discussions with these people, it seems reporting used to be almost a craft or trade. Today, a young person with a degree is likely a new reporter. These people seem to be at odds with each other, The old
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You make it sound like working in I.T.. Its not that bad.
Same old story. (Score:3)
This reminds me of how news networks, after bombarding the public with stories about unimportant or sensationalized garbage, will air a navel-gazing piece where they raise the question whether or not they went to far. Not that it keeps them from doing the same thing over and over again.
Garry Shandling anyone? (Score:2)
This is the theme to Garry's Show,
The theme to Garry's show.
Garry called me up and asked if I would right his theme song.
I'm almost halfway finished,
How do you like it so far,
How do you like the theme to Garry's Show.
This is the theme to Garry's Show,
The opening theme to Garry's show.
This is the music that you hear as you watch the credits.
We're almost to the part of where I start to whistle.
Then we'll watch "It's Garry Shandling's Show".
This was the theme to Garry Shandling's show.
---
It was sorta funny at
Anyone have ... (Score:2)
HEY EURAKARTE (Score:5, Funny)
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Sure, you're laughing now... (Score:3, Insightful)
and so am I, it's a funny article and an easy target. But when the science being reported on turns out to be dodgy (sugar causes diabetes, salt causes high blood pressure, high fructose corn syrup causes etc), the write-by-numbers approach with its rote opposing opinions and seemingly spineless journalistic waffling can remind readers not to get too caught up in the latest theory du jour.
Sure, I love the exuberant decisiveness and manic clarity of the Weekly World News (who doesn't?) but all in all I think major us newspapers do a pretty good job in presenting this admittedly complicated and theoretical stuff, particularly when read with a bit of skepticism.
- js.
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, high fructose corn syrup causes etc),
Hey, I'm suffering from stage 4 etc, you insensitive clod!
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Actual competent reporting could do that far better.
For that matter, just not reporting on the stuff that the outlet does
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All in all I think that they mostly waste space. The only useful information in most major media on any scientific issue is that something was published, the general subject matter, and the identification of the research team that allows someone who cares to use the internet or other research sources to find actual useful information
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the write-by-numbers approach with its rote opposing opinions and seemingly spineless journalistic waffling can remind readers not to get too caught up in the latest theory du jour.
Yes, god forbid that the public suddenly become interested in science. It might one day break their hearts.
Academy Award Winning Movie Trailer (Score:2)
This story reminds me of the Academy Award Winning Movie Trailer [youtube.com] that Cracked put out recently. Pretty well done and captures the same type of spirit as the Guardian article.
Only one important thing missing (Score:3, Insightful)
They forgot to add that treatments/products/services using this fantastic discovery should be commercially available within 5 years.
Gratuitous insults... (Score:2)
...against "skeptics" and "deniers" who are obviously motivated by payments from "big industry" which will justly be impacted by the righteous and necessary political policy which the new scientific consensus demands.
I Don't Believe It (Score:2)
That's not a humorous article at all. Someone has leaked the instruction manual that those cheesy word weasels use when they have to do something more than simply rewrite a press release.
I suspect there's an addendum that says "Get someone to chop out a chunk of your main point, add a title that makes it sound like the hypothetical being tested by the research has already been proven and then some. For instance, if a physicist posits a theory that the space-time continuum is comprised of many dimensions wit
It's a trap! (Score:2)
Could these be a good argument for dedicated science journalists for big websites? And by dedicated, I mean *interested* in science.
Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere (Score:2)
Slashdot Posting Form: Checkbox humour (Score:5, Funny)
[ ] IANAL but ____
[ ] Obligatory XKCD ___
[ ] In soviet russia the _____'s YOU
[ ] There, fixed that for you
[ ] link to
[ ] sudo _____ >
[ ] Queue _____ in 3.. 2..
[ ] Bitch about
[ ] Get off my lawn
[ ] You insensitive clod!
[ ] RTFM
[ ] RTTFA
[x] Reuse my posting form joke
[x] Don't hide "Reuse my posting form joke" checkbox
Invoke:
[ ] Cory Doctrow
[ ] Richard Stallman
[ ] kdawson
[ ] Steve Jobs
[ ] Natalie Portman
Re:Idle - NOT news (Score:5, Insightful)
I firmly believe that such a scathing indictment of the current state of scientific journalism deserves, no, nay, DEMANDS front-page presence!
You know, I'm not even sure if I'm joking. It's always nice to point out mainstream journalism's failings, but it's really only useful if it has a message attached. Some suggestion on how to fix the system, other wise it's simply mockery. The closest this comes to being satire is pointing out that journalists fail to take any sort of real stand in or credit for their pieces any more, and framing it as a bad thing. It'd be nice if it had some sort of analysis of where the problem lies. Is it that journalists just can't be bothered to put in some actual research on stories any more, so they just take what they're told and throw it in a standard framing device? Is it an editorial failing due to demanding stories that assist in SEO and are constrained by word count? Is it an audience failing in that people simply aren't interested in a deeper analysis, or lack the baseline knowledge required to fully grasp a story that was more indepth? Blame multiple sources? How can this be fixed? Piece doesn't say, so it's pretty much just mocking the status quo.
Re:Idle - NOT news (Score:4, Interesting)
The article isn't even pointing out journalism's failings. It is mocking the very purpose of journalism; to simplify and misrepresent events so that they form an attention grabbing narrative.
This task is especially difficult for science journalism as the events they have to report on are usually small developments in quite narrow fields. These can be used to present a vague idea of progress but getting much else out the events requires some "creativity". In this situation most journalists fall back on familiar for and against template.
I'm not sure if much can be done to change the situation as journalism doesn't require accuracy. Instead, it thrives on emotion (sensation?) and narrative. Always has, always will.
Re:Idle - NOT news (Score:5, Insightful)
It's always nice to point out mainstream journalism's failings,
Yes.
but it's really only useful if it has a message attached.
No.
Some suggestion on how to fix the system, other wise it's simply mockery.
Mockery is useful. Bare naked ridicule of the status quo can be useful. Bonus if it's funny, as TFA is.
The problem with adding how to fix the system is that you could be dead wrong. Or shortsided. Or partisan, or dumb. Just clearly pointing out what the problem is is extremely important.
This guy isn't saying he has the answer. I respect that. He's helping shape the debate. I respect that too.
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What is more, by describing the pattern of a formulaic article he is encouraging writers to experiment and not give us hack work. It also encourages readers to criticize such poor quality when they come across it.
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You, too missed some stuff in your code there. I'd say you must be using a revision from the early days of Fox News, except for the reference to Obama.