Laser Treatment For Earth-Bound Asteroids 120
arisvega writes "A recent publication (for the math-versed) proposing the deployment of a Solar-powered, space-borne fleet of LASER cannons that would deflect Earth-bound asteroids caught the attention of international news agencies. Do you think this ambition can in reasonable time turn into a fair-priced, life-saving (or indeed Biosphere-saving!) project, that will be to the benefit of all mankind? How threatened would you feel from the possibility of this proposed array being hijacked by extremely depraved individuals, ones capable or guilty of great crimes? And, are you not glad that now someone has published a paper on it, so Megacorp cannot 'patent' this Earth-saving idea?"
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sharks with friggen laser beams in space muahahahaha
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Yeah yeah, dupes of sharks with fricking lasers in orbit changing orbits times a zillion... [slashdot.org]
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And, are you not glad that now someone has published a paper on it, so Megacorp cannot 'patent' this Earth-saving idea?"
Right, because publishing something on it means that no one will hold this ransom until they get a payout.
Senator Smith: "Fellow senators, I'm afraid I can't allow this to be built unless the construction takes place in my district."
Senator Bob: "Smith, your district has nothing but cattle and oil fields. You can't make it there."
Smith: "Well then we need to appropriate funds to build some factories in my district to make the array."
Bob: "NASA says the asteroid will be hitting the earth in two
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[Journalist, shouting from the public gallery] "The Chinese launched their first module yesterday. Iran launches theirs tomorrow."
Why do you presume that only one country will be involved in launching this, if it's worth the candle (of which I am not yet convinced).
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meh (Score:2)
Re:meh (Score:4, Informative)
how did the comments get this far without somebody quoting Billy Bob Thorton: "That'd be like shooting a bb gun at a freight train doc"
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So let me get this straight, you all want Bruce Willis riding on shark with a laser on its head it orbit looking for asteroids so that Bruce Willis can shoot it with a BB gun?
That sounds insanely accurate for government work.
Not necessarily weaponizable.... (Score:5, Insightful)
Lasers with sufficient energy density to cause gaseous phase change of asteroid surface materials might not be strong enough to do anything impressive on the Earth's surface... lots of atmosphere to get through here.
The idea of a fleet of lower powered satellites is also less likely to be hijacked than a single "super cannon" - though, if you control the whole fleet, I suppose you could "turn up the heat on the Kremlin" if you ever wanted to....
Re:Not necessarily weaponizable.... (Score:4, Insightful)
Maybe not against the surface. I bet you could kill any communications or spy satellite within line of sight though.
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A country on the planet already has one Commercially, they're known as mining lasers and the 'bit' is 10 feet wide. There is enough power to punch through rock at great distances, like under 400,000 KM.
There was a story a while ago this year about battleships with lasers powerful enough to burn through 20 feet of steel in 1 second. These are nuclear (under)powered battleships with enough juice to do this. You up this to a military grade power source, rocks are no obstacle.
This device already exists and
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I know this might be a tad predictable, but...
Citation needed.
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And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you argue a point - by making personal attacks on someone you've never met, on a public forum.
Not.
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And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you argue a point - by making personal attacks on someone you've never met, on a public forum.
Really? I told him exactly what he should have done, even supplying a link to results that he should've found by himself!. Look at what I had to work with. "Citation needed." Fuck off!
If you can't even use a search engine, you shouldn't even be at a computer. Go back to kindergarten and start over. I expect better from my fellow homo sapiens. That kind of crap makes the rest of us look bad.
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Because "fuck off", "asshole" and "stop being such a fucking pussy" were critical to making your point.
I expect better from my fellow homo sapiens.
As do I.
That kind of crap makes the rest of us look bad.
Indeed it does.
Asshole.
(Difference: I called you an asshole for acting like an asshole. You called GGP an asshole because he didn't know enough.)
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I called you an asshole for acting like an asshole. You called GGP an asshole because he didn't know enough.
It's a fair cop. I probably did come across as an asshole, but he asked for it, and deserved it. No, it wasn't that he "didn't know enough." It was that he was lazy! FFS, Google?!? "Uh, what's that?"
I prefer "nutbar", if you're going to fling epithets. I wear that one proudly.
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There is enough power to punch through rock at great distances, like under 400,000 KM.
How far under 400,000km? One meter? 10km? I've got to assume you didn't mean "over", because, you know, that's the distance to the frickin' Moon.
Re:Not necessarily weaponizable.... (Score:5, Insightful)
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Not True. Simply, plainly False.
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Mining Laser? But I don't want to retrofit my Cobra Mk3 again... I've got it just the way I like it... the Thargoids are no threat to me...
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You'd only make Putin feel more at home.
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The idea of a fleet of lower powered satellites is also less likely to be hijacked than a single "super cannon" - though, if you control the whole fleet, I suppose you could "turn up the heat on the Kremlin" if you ever wanted to....
Atmospheric refraction would mean getting all the lasers lined up on a point an inch or so across might be difficult, but not a meter across. And I think the fleet versus single cannon is a moot point, since every satellite controller is a single entity; Fleets of satellites ar
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We're going to need to put some serious megatonnage of weapons up there sooner or later. When it reaches the stage where large metallic ships are zipping around the system at hundreds or thousands of kilometers a second, the earth needs to be able to put them down rapidly if they become a threat, even by accident.
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Don't forget who'll have the whip hand here.
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Especially over a big city where the smog would pretty much defeat a laser...
very weaponizable.... (Score:2)
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Eventually, yes. Targeting is a little tricky for now.
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Untraceable crop fires, bush fires, wild fires, would be sufficient and it can keep them up. What happens when the bulk of a countries wheat goes up in flames as a result of well scattered spot fires, the cause of which can not be found. Basically no government can be trusted with weapons in space especially not the missile firing drones government of the US targeting sounds like, looks like and even when actually evidence of the results proves that it wasn't, terrorists (which the US then lies about becau
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too much atmosphere, thanks, i feel a little safer already (i guess i read a little too much sci-fi in my early years)
The earth is about to be destroyed (Score:2)
"And, are you not glad that now someone has published a paper on it, so Megacorp cannot 'patent' this Earth-saving idea?"
But don't forget, when lives are stake we have to make sure the laser is FCC approved as well.
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that's right, and something is not a crime against humanity if those that judge such crimes commit it, it's a peacekeeper action. In the same way the elite with our government in their pockets can commit no crime, you buy the laws you are legal by definition.
Not that threatened. (Score:3)
> How threatened would you feel from the possibility of this proposed array being hijacked by extremely depraved individuals, ones capable or guilty of great crimes?
Not very. And if the array can be abused, wouldn't anyone who has control of the array be capable of great crimes by definition? Come on, if you're going to spread FUD at least put some effort in it. Mention China or Communism or Muslims. I feel scared already.
> And, are you not glad that now someone has published a paper on it, so Megacorp cannot 'patent' this Earth-saving idea?"
There isn't any money to be made here. Getting those lasers in orbit is very expensive, and once they're up there you can't go the 'pay up or else!'-route because the world will simply give you the finger and impound your stuff. Why any company would want to patent this idea is beyond me.
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> And, are you not glad that now someone has published a paper on it, so Megacorp cannot 'patent' this Earth-saving idea?"
There isn't any money to be made here. Getting those lasers in orbit is very expensive, and once they're up there you can't go the 'pay up or else!'-route because the world will simply give you the finger and impound your stuff. Why any company would want to patent this idea is beyond me.
Ha! I just patented the one-click meteor deflectN8R. Profit!
You can't deflect what you can't see (Score:5, Insightful)
Our current ability of detecting asteroids and predicting their course is not nearly enough to interfere with them, there's a lot of development in both detections and simulation that has to be done before we can even think of trying to deflect an asteroid.
Re:You can't deflect what you can't see (Score:5, Funny)
That doesn't matter. If we just keep firing in every direction, we're bound to hit something, sooner or later.
Maybe this will lead to our first contact with Aliens? Think of it as a kinda sorta proactive SETI. We will eventually hit aliens, and they will show up and holler:
"Hey! Y'all been shootin' 'round lasers every which way? That shit ain't funny!"
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controlled deflection? (Score:3)
Diverting the asteroid means, that 1) we can track it accurately
2) the lasers have enough accuracy to hit the asteroid on the same spot, and not cancel each other out
3) the asteroid isn't spinning (but this might allow it to slow down a bit)
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Diverting the asteroid means, that 1) we can track it accurately 2) the lasers have enough accuracy to hit the asteroid on the same spot, and not cancel each other out 3) the asteroid isn't spinning (but this might allow it to slow down a bit)
Well, if we're shooting at it, it means we can see it. If we see it we can track it.
Accuracy? A laser is a straight line of photons that travel at the speed of light. If we can track it, we can hit it. It's just a matter of calculating trajectories and factoring in gravitiational effects. At the distance it would be at, i'm not sure how lasers could possibly cancel each other out.
A spinning asteroid wouldn't matter much... just calculate its center of mass then fire appropriately to effect the greates
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A laser system that can deflect even a very small asteroid is also going to be one heck of an accurate lidar system at lower power. It makes sense to explore laser systems. In fact it makes sense to build a low power lidar system as soon as possible, so that risks can be identified while there is time enough to find a Bruce Willis to neutralize them.
If high power lasers are developed, they could be added into the system later. We might even know at that point how many and what type of high powered laser w
Let me put on my psychic turban here .... (Score:1)
What I predict is a project that will go wayyyyyyy over budget, have the number of components made in proportion the amount governments contribute, and it won't work well; even the though the "tests" will show it WAD.
As far as MegaCorp patenting the system, well, what will happen is that all of the key technology making the system possible will be patented making the unpatentability of the system a moot point.
Doesn't matter, all the spoils will go to whoever is the most politically connected.
This next we
Well, here's a problem... (Score:2)
If companies can't patent it, it's hard for them to make a business case for it, so they won't develop it. Since 'space' is transitioning to the corporate domain, it's in the same boat as research on DCA to treat cancer - no company will invest because they can't control the results.
Either way, people are going to die.
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Weapon System In Disguise (Score:1)
What can fire up, can also fire down. In a time of war, these platforms would be redirected at the Earth.
That much is obvious.
Re:Weapon System In Disguise (Score:5, Interesting)
you can point them in any direction you like, that doesn't necessarily make them instantly dangerous.
GRASER emitters (gamma ray beam weapons) would be good in space because they have no atmosphere to punch through. You could kill a satellite with one of those pretty much at line-of-sight range. Point one downward, and it wouldn't bother a plane cruising at 37,000 feet - because it has miles of lovely gamma-absorbing atmosphere to punch through first! Laser beams would scatter too much to be any problem by the time they hit the surface (the lunar ranging experiment uses a green laser to bounce off the mirror left on the moon by Apollo. By the time the 10mm-emitted beam hits the lunar surface it's 17km wide - almost entirely caused by atmospheric scatter in the first 14 miles of its journey).
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It proved no such thing. FYI, the ALTB Project headed up by Boeing [boeing.com] proved that a moving beam firing system (mounted on an aircraft) could hit and disable the ascent stage of a ballistic missile. Then the funding was pulled. It was far from orbital, as was the target. This was *not* a demonstration of viability of *orbital* beam weapons platforms.
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ok.
1in=25.4mm
1m=39.37in=3ft 3.37in
1 mile=1.602km=5280ft
are we clear?
if you don't give me 100bil destroy Washington D.C (Score:4, Insightful)
if you don't give me 100bil I will destroy Washington D.C., and then additional major cities each hour, using a giant "laser"
dr evil only takes cash or check (Score:3)
dr evil only takes cash or check
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Dr. Evil. Please help us by destroying Washington D.C. and we'll reward you with 100 Billion Dollars along with the Keys to the Playboy Mansion for cleaning up American Politics.
far side (Score:4, Insightful)
Put the lasers on the far side of the moon. That way, they could never target Earth. You'd only be able to hit the asteroid for fourteen days out of every twenty-eight, but hey, it's safer, right?
(Actually, put two installations on its equator, both near but not within visible range of Earth, and you'd be able to hit it 90+% of the time.)
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You'd only have sunlight to power each laser about 50 % of the time.
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It's kinda like blowing on your own sail.
You need to watch Mythbusters more often. If you blow enough on your own sail, it spills out of the sail and pushes you forward.
Also, the jets coming out of heated comets don't effectively change their trajectory so there's no reason to think our pathetic little toys will have any similar affect on a mega-tonage chunk of iron flying at us at several tens of thousands of miles an hour.
You also ought to read up on trajectory theory. A small change in the early part of flight translates into a massive change at its end.
Much more expensive than an interplanetary nuke (Score:3)
History (Score:3)
Events far below extinction level are a threat (Score:2)
in all of history, the number of extinction level asteroid impacts are very few and far between.
Events far below extinction level are a major threat. Think of how fragile society is. A severe disruption of the power or transportation networks could impact delivery of food to cities. Millions could die from that alone.
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some would argue that the world of big finance centered in NYC is the cause of much misery and mass murder in the world. A few hundred thousand Iraqi civilians, might agree to that except for the wee issue that we caused them to die. A one mile asteroid landing there, or, during non-business hours a certain rich new jersey suburban area, might save lives overall. Converting power and money grubbing globalist fucks into vapor may not be a bad thing to happen in a natural disaster..
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in all of history, the number of extinction level asteroid impacts are very few and far between. ... Long story short, I think asteroids are the least of our worries.
That's what the dinosaurs said.
Laser treatment for asteroids (Score:5, Funny)
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That's mostly an appealing line for female and many gay male asteroids, but for the straight guy asteriods, how do we get Asteroidal Penis Enlargement Now?
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Removes unsightly craters! Restores youthful appearance! Look billions of years younger!
Asteroids hate to be anthropomorphized.
I have to say (Score:2)
If a patent stopped or delayed an Earth saving project then Darwin would agree we deserve extinction.
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We've deserved extinction since we started polluted our gene pool by saving the mutants who would naturally die and letting them breed.
Besides, we're too frail to really get out there and enjoy space properly... I can only hope the machine races we're all trying to engender will remember the folly of their forefathers.
Prior scientific publication no longer prima facie (Score:2)
Under this years new "first to file" patent reform, prior publication, scientific or otherwise is not enough to void a patent, since the standard is explicitly NO LONGER "first to invent", no such claim need be made.
One hopes the courts act sensibly and close this loophole, but given the history of the matter (owners of IP-abusing patents settle or fold if they suspect a case will be ruled against hem, rather than risk a sensible precedent that would weaken their other IP holdings -- or deep-pockets third p
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First to file is still invalidated by prior art. Publishing the invention makes it unpatentable (in theory, things with plenty of prior art still get approved.)
First to file system, pretending the patent office actually did good prior art searches:
If two people independently invent the same thing, and both keep it secret for a while, whichever one files for a patent first gets the patent.
If two people independently invent the same thing, and one publishes it publicly, neither one gets the patent.
First to
LASER cannons? (Score:2)
LASER cannons?
What's that, some kind of clever acronym?
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Nobody read the paper, I see (Score:3)
It's a slightly different analysis of an idea that's been proposed before. The genera idea is to divert annoying asteroids slightly by firing lasers at them from reasonably close range to boil off some surface. This is a long, slow process, taking years. It has to be done from a great enough distance that the stuff being boiled off doesn't mess up the optics, but not so far off that enough energy can't be delivered to a narrow spot to boil rock. The paper is just an analysis of the size and number of spacecraft required, assuming a solar power system driving a solid state laser. (Why not just focus the sun? The mirror has to be too close to the asteroid to get a tight enough beam, and then it gets hit by the rock being boiled off.)
As a weapon system, it's not very useful. It's too expensive and vulnerable for an anti-satellite weapon. The beam might be able to deliver enough energy through the atmosphere to set fires, but the spacecraft would have to be put in low earth orbit to do it.
I like David and Goliath better. (Score:3, Insightful)
We get the space privateers out there like Elon Musk and friends to mine some asteroids, and ask them nicely to send some useless iron ones back to the moon. Fuck mining them, send some to the moon, like, yesterday.
The moon will soon have a small ring of asteroids ready to be dislodged from their Lunar orbit like a loaded twirling sling. We can use that mass to tug an asteroid, or smash it and it's fragments until they're no longer dangerous. TADA, we're a lot more prepared for unforseen shit. We might not be able to stop a planetoid that could be careening our way, but we'd at least be somewhat armed... You think we'd have already seen all the things nearly the size of a planet zipping around the what 50, 100, 1000 years ago? Nope. [wikipedia.org]
Eris, is the most massive known dwarf planet in the Solar System and the ninth most massive body known to orbit the Sun directly. It is estimated to be approximately 2300–2400 km in diameter, and 27% more massive than Pluto, or about 0.27% of the Earth's mass. Eris was discovered in January 2005 by a Palomar Observatory-based team led by Mike Brown, and its identity was verified later that year. In 2005, we discovered for the first time something five times the size of pluto was orbiting between Mars and Jupiter.
We're nearly fucking blind man! If priority #1 isn't solving the "all your eggs are in one basket" problem by colonising other planets or moons around other planets, then we're all doomed. The lasers and lunar asteroid slingshot MIGHT buy us a little time... Think about that next time NASA budgets are cut while we spend trillions in wars against brown people over oil. What the fuck will having the oil do when you're roasted alive by a gama-ray burst, or planet killing asteroid?
So obviously wrong (Score:5, Informative)
"In 2005, we discovered for the first time something five times the size of pluto orbiting between Mars and Jupiter"
That statement is so obviously wrong that it made me want to dismiss the entire post because, well honestly, if somebody's gonna make such a stupid statement it's like when a person makes a lot of grammatical and spelling errors. You know they COULD be an informed, intelligent person but your inner bias says no.
Look, if astronomers discovered something in 2005 that was five times the "size" (Mass? Volume? Diameter?) of Pluto between Mars and Jupiter the entire astronomical community should be ashamed of itself for not spotting it CENTURIES earlier (it should be naked to the visible eye unless painted flat black, with a new coat of paint every week). Shit, the gravitational perturbations alone should have made it discoverable long ago, that's how Neptune and (I think) Pluto were found, much much farther away.
Now that I've got that off my chest, there are some problems with your idea. Why put these chunks of rock (iron?) in lunar orbit? Because of the three-body problem which even Newton (and everyone since) couldn't solve, these orbits may not be stable and may indeed be chaotic (hence the "interplanetary highway"). So after a (very long) period of time, when humanity (if it's still around) may not have a space program, these big (and they've got to be big in order to do serious damage to an asteroid that's already in cislunar space) may come crashing down onto earth. Why not put them in a stable trojan point either earth-moon L4 or L5 or sun-earth L4 or L5? Or, considering all the effort you're putting into doing this, why not just track all the earth orbit crossing asteroids a century or two out and (gently) tweak their orbits. Orbital mechanics IS a science and as long as you're not trying to project very far into the future, we could easily predict what's gonna hit us with much less effort than putting kilotons of rocks in motion.
Now get off my lawn.
Couldnt these lasers cause an asteroid collision (Score:1)
lasers won't work (Score:2)
The only practical way to transfer energy at that scale is putting rocks of our own into orbit around the moon and mount thrusters on them. They wouldn't even need to be very big (i.e., safe for us) so long as you had enough of them.
movie flashback (Score:1)
Lagrange point (Score:1)
Put it at the Lagrange point at the far side of the moon or on the far side of the moon, use other satellites to communicate with it, and include a self-destruct and have some missles ready in case some psycho government manages to hack it.
Terra Prime, Anyone? (Score:2)