YouTube's Ready To Select a Winner

Proudrooster writes "From YouTube. 'Thanks for all your great entries. YouTube finally has enough videos to begin selecting a winner. We've been thrilled with all of the diverse, creative entries we've seen so far, and we can't wait to begin the process of selecting the best video (video). We'll be announcing the winner in 10 years. All videos will be deleted within the next 24 hours. What do you think is the #bestvideo on YouTube?"

Please make it stop

[Anonymous Coward]

This is lame even for slashdot.

Re:Please make it stop

[Anonymous Coward]

I concur :-( Please, STOP. This plainly sucks.

Re:Please make it stop WITH A HOSTS FILE!

[Jeremiah Cornelius]

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[SilentStaid]

This is the first time that I've really had a good laugh at one of these posts. Thank you, sir.

Re:

[Kaenneth]

I think you gave my screen reader parkinsons.

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[Anon, Not Coward D]

oh god, this post made my day!

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[thegarbz]

This is the first time this post has ended up with a score above 0.

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[SovereignReaper]

This post is awesome and you should feel awesome.

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[ICLKennyG]

Jokes are supposed to be funny. No matter how trivial the "encryption algorithm," it's still stupid and not funny. This is less Onion selects Kim Jong Unh sexiest man alive and state media reports it and more man getting hit in the face with a pie.

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[gl4ss]

Its just rot-13.

Can't take a joke?

yeah so? no need to rot-13 every entry.

now to read anything you need to click on article and then do another click. it's not funny.

Re:Please make it stop

[Reapy]

April Fools, we drove away half of our readers! HA HA HA :(

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[Em Adespoton]

April Fools, we drove away half of our readers! HA HA HA :(

This is obviously the half that doesn't have the Leet Key plugin installed :)

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[Malenx]

Even with translation, all the stories are nonsense and un-entertaining.

I normally check back on this site throughout the day, but this will be my last post until tomorrow.

Destroying your product for a day is just a bad business decision Slashdot.

Re:Please make it stop

[NatasRevol]

Yeah, it's almost like they've never done this before.

Except for every April 1.

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[sl3xd]

I know. It's April 1st, and there's not a pony in sight on slashdot.

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[cayenne8]

Actually...this didn't do it last year and maybe not the year before.

I'm glad its back....one say of nonsense is good.

Re:Please make it stop

[MacGyver2210]

Can you really not stand to not read Slashdot for one day if it bothers you that much? Are you really complaining about their free news aggregation community that has been a longstanding staple of the tech world? Do you really think one AF prank is going to alienate readers who have been here for decades?

You are a true April fool.

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[cristiroma]

If this means getting rid of THAT part of ./ readers, then ... I suggest to put -1 comments as MD5, too :P

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[houstonbofh]

On the plus side, the ones left won't bitch about the Dice adds^h^h^h^h articles.

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[T.E.D.]

Quite. The half that have Aspergers, and thus don't appreciate humor.

A normal website would only have 1-10% of readers like that, but on Slashdot I could easily believe that it's up near half.

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[Shivetya]

Would be even more fun if we could accuse them of generating additional revenue as people had to click to read the real text!

* I do not see ads here per /. telling me I do not, so I it might be a good accusation!

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[MacGyver2210]

I have the checkbox to disable advertising from karma or whatever, but to be honest I've never seen an ad on /.

Thanks, AdBlock Plus! *Cheesy Sunny-D Smile*

Re:Please make it stop

[Cinder6]

It's especially lame with an RSS reader. Well, I guess my productivity will be slightly higher today.

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[tech.kyle]

Someone understands my pain.

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[vswee]

You mean you can't read the encrypted version?

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[Anonymous Coward]

I don't even see the encrypted version anymore...All I see is blonde, brunette, redhead...

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[g0bshiTe]

There's encryption?

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[Anonymous Coward]

Respectfully disagree. It's nice to have a tradition of doing something different one day of the year and this is actually simple and unintrusive even for the not-logged-in such as myself. It's not like they encrypted it against a secret key.

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[Darinbob]

Slashdot is merely relaying stories from other parts of the net.

Yay

[Intrepid imaginaut]

I don't know if I'm talking in Welsh or summoning Cthulhu.

Re:Yay

[CanHasDIY]

There's a difference?

Re:Yay

[dmatos]

Summoning Cthulhu is a little bit easier on the throat.

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[Darinbob]

Or summoning a Welsh Chtulhu.

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[jythie]

The posts are in ROT13, so any of the 'translation' sites out there will do the trick. Or click on the link to see the original story.

The joke is rapidly getting old....

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[rjr162]

I think it speaks volumes when theres a ROT13 translator here:

OnlineRot13 Translation

www.retards.org/projects/rot13/

Pretty fitting domain name...

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[NatasRevol]

It's almost like you can't click on the link below the summary.

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[bfandreas]

Just tell me how to read the thing. I guess I'm too stupid to figure it out.

The following diary fragment has been found on an abadoned server buried beneath aeons of dorito packings in an unspecified portion of haunted Germany:

Ah! You will need to borrow old and forbidden tomes from Miscatonic Univesity in Arkkham. Once you have done that THEY will make themelves known to you and UNDERSTANDING follows.
Having delved into the depravity of certain RITES THEIR purpose will be made known to you. But at what cost? Ho! The cost! Was the knowledge worth my sanity?
They have come for me

Bring back the ponies...

[Ecuador]

Dammit slashdot, I can tell it's an annoying April fool's when I reminisce about the good old days with the ponies...

...and attract the bronies?

[tepples]

The problem here is that Slashdot can't do ponies again since so many people in geek circles have become fans of Friendship Is Magic, the animated series based on My Little Pony generation 4.

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[Rick Zeman]

Dammit slashdot, I can tell it's an annoying April fool's when I reminisce about the good old days with the ponies...

ZOMG! PONIES!!!

This idea of yours... it is terrible.

[brainproxy]

How did this even get through the meeting...

Wonderful!

[Anna Merikin]

Now I can skip the articles and start posting right away, just like I did before, except I can now use the excuse that the TFA was in gibberish.

Oh boy. It must be April 1st

[MonkeyPaw]

It must be April 1st.

Also known as "The day people try to be funny, fail, and I end up just ignoring the Internet for the day" day.

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[Trepidity]

Not ignoring hard enough!

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[MonkeyPaw]

Man that's funny.

I react to the issue of websites doing stupid things for April 1 with "meh.. time to do something else" but for some reason that pisses people off, they get angry and they think I'm "bitching and moaning".

Got to love the internet.

Is the copymafia responsible?

[tepples]

Are you sure this isn't just YouTube's attempt to cover up the fact that despite a win in court that clarified the scope [slashdot.org] of the Online Copyright Infringement Liability Limitation Act, financial pressure from Viacom and other members of the music and film industry associations (MAFIA) is forcing it to fold like Veoh did [slashdot.org]?

Yup....

[Mashdar]

See everyone tomorrow. Ah, the one day each year when all news sites grind to a halt.

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[SpzToid]

Cool!

It would be funny if...

[bradgoodman]

...these articles were ACTUALLY funny.

The nominations are still being read an hour later

[Hidyman]

They have been naming the nominations for over 67 minutes.
They are the kings of "taking a joke too far". I love it.

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[Hidyman]

Over 5 Hours in and still going.

Lame

[ThePhilips]

Pretty lame of Google to joke like that.

Because one never knows what motivates the "masterminds" up in the HQ - and they might really close the YouTube if they feel like it. Especially after they would 100% integrate it with the G+ and drive users off.

Stupid

[DavidGreiner]

April fools jokes are supposed to be funny - this is just dumb, and not the funny kind of dumb - annoying would be a better word I think

Actually, this is a great idea

[vandamme]

I mean, the part about deleting all the present videos. So they can start over, keeping only the best million or so.