Remote Island Adopts Dothraki Language

An anonymous reader writes "The tiny island of Tristan da Cunha is officially the most remote inhabited archipelago in the world with few connections to the outside and access only by sea when the notoriously stormy south Atlantic co-operates which is not often. Entertainment options are limited and LARPing in Game of Thrones style has become massively popular, so much so that the islanders have declared Dothraki to be an official language, alongside English."

This article?

[Dwedit]

You mean this article isn't already in the Dothraki Language?

Re:

[neminem]

Nah, I'm pretty sure it's just Welsh.

Cthonic.

[Jeremiah Cornelius]

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"

Re:Cthonic.

[gallondr00nk]

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"

O R'LYEH?

I see no problem with this, as long as...

[fyngyrz]

...we don't allow them to have ships.

Re:Cthonic.

[RDW]

There's an Easter egg at rot13.com - if you cypher that text it actually gives you the rot13 of "In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming".

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[Jeremiah Cornelius]

Thanks! Worth knowing.

I guess great minds really DO think alike! As do trivial ones... ;-)

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[RDW]

Ncevy sbby! - Alneyngubgrc.

ROT13

[hack slash]

Enough with the fucking retarded ROT13 shite, turn it ff already.

Re:

[admdrew]

This.

Re:ROT13

[Hentes]

You're not missing out on anything, believe me.

Re:ROT13

[Mashiki]

You're not missing out on anything, believe me.

Actually I think it might be improving the quality content of the site.

Re:

[ArsonSmith]

Fewer typo's and grammar errors at least.

Re:

[avandesande]

Jokes don't get funnier by repeating them.... brevity(and subtlety) is the soul of wit.

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[CptNerd]

Hah!

Re:

[ArsonSmith]

Family Guy proves you wrong....or right. I'm not sure which.

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[AmazingRuss]

Looking at it makes my face hurt.

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[mrjb]

Personally, I find it less annoying than those ponies a few years back.

Re:

[Jarik C-Bol]

this. Also, we need to cancel april fools day from now on on the internet.

Re:

[account_deleted]

Comment removed based on user account deletion

Re:

[cervesaebraciator]

After this, few will see the joke next year because few will bother visiting the site. Maybe it's all an elaborate scheme to reduce the number of "days read in a row" awards they hand out. Those things get expensive.

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[Jarik C-Bol]

No, our punishment for april fools day is later in the week, when the associated press runs some of the bullshit from today as a real news story. (In their grand tradition of not paying attention to what the hell they are doing.)

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[T-Kir]

This actually makes me just wish they'd stick with OMG! Ponies!!! for the day.

Re:

[desdinova 216]

I actually liked the mad-Libs better

Re:ROT13

[pushing-robot]

I was pretty let down by Slashdot last year—I mean, no April Fools jokes at all? It couldn't get any worse.

But this year I was impressed, because they proved it could.

Re:

[roman_mir]

Oh, and remember, next Friday is a Hawaiian shirt day. [youtube.com]

Doesn't it look like Lumbergh is running /.?

Re:

[chrism238]

Traditionally, an April Fool's joke played after 12noon turns the 'fool' back on the originator. Perhaps we just have to wait 30 more minutes for Hawaii?

Unsubscribing (was: Re:ROT13)

[grahamtriggs]

I only keep up with Slashdot via the RSS feed.

The stupid decision to ROT13 everything as a joke (which has gone on far too long anyway), makes the RSS feed entirely unusable. It basically makes my decision much easier - I'll unsubscribe from the RSS feed. Which basically means I'll see articles / visit this site way, way less frequently in the future.

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[tqk]

Enough with the fucking retarded ROT13 shite, turn it ff already.

I'm not sure what's funnier; seeing all you whiners kvetch about rot13 all day, or the fact that you got modded +5 Informative for that.

Slashdot, you may have outdone yourselves today.

Invasion

[theduk3]

I for one would welcome a Dothraki invasion by those islanders. I look forward to shivering at the mere mention of our name, looting, pillaging and wreaking havoc. As long as I'm back home in time to watch the next Game of Thrones episode, that is.

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[bfandreas]

So does that mean they have given up on strolling over their island pretending to be Arthur Gordon Pym? Good on them. You can't live out your whole life as a fantasy.

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[Kittenman]

So does that mean they have given up on strolling over their island pretending to be Arthur Gordon Pym? Good on them. You can't live out your whole life as a fantasy.

Of Nantucket? I'm here for you....

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[bfandreas]

Have you read the sequel by Jules Verne? It takes a Frenchman to untangle the mess an American left. Still haven't got a clue what that was about. Neither had Verne.
(Apart from the obvious escalation of crisis after crisis in a dead-end version of a Bildungsroman)

Case study in overkill

[Anonymous Coward]

If sites like Hacker News are taking off, it's cause editors of /. don't understand their readers.

This gag was barely funny the first time. Now it just reminds me what a sad fossil this site is.

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[viperidaenz]

They still got on a boat to follow their Khaleesi.

Re:In case you don't feel like decrypting

[Austerity Empowers]

As someone who lived on Staten Island most of his life, I can say for certain the native language there is not Dothraki, nor is that commonly spoken there as to know about it you'd have to be able to read. The usual dialect spoken there sounds a lot like "HAYHAYVINNIEMYMAN! Howyadoon,longtimenosee, youan fuckin Joey dont fuckin come out no more!", which is basically the formal way of saying "Hello, I'm about to punch you on the back."

Screw Ths

[Anonymous Coward]

Screw this. I liked the OMG!111!! PONIES!!!111 joke from a few years ago better.

Sigh!

[Alejux]

I can't wait for this day to be over!

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[agm]

It already is over (it's noon on the 2nd here) and yet the ROT13 thing persists. They're a full 24 hours late. Idiots.

Fucking stupid slashdot janitors

[Gordonjcp]

The ROT13 thing was funny once. It is now just irritating.

Please stop being such stupid unfunny fuckwits.

Fuck this.

[TeknoHog]

It's already April 2nd here in Linland.

ROT13 has to go

[alphad0g]

I like the humorous stories, but clicking 3 times to get to them has to go. Kill the ROT13 part..... I guess i need to stay away until tomorrow.

I hate April 1st!!!!!! CAN THE ENCRYPTION!!!!!!!

[Grayhand]

It's a news site! Bite me!!!!! I may or may not check back tomorrow!!!! What is it with everyone trying to piss off users????? It's not cute it's childish! Here's an April 2nd joke I can suggest for all users, DON'T LOG ON!

Interesting place

[xaxa]

This island, and the "nearby" St Helena, are interesting places.

One of my colleagues is from St Helena, population about 4000. She grew up on the island, and remoteness and cost of travel is so high that the first time she ever left it was age 18, to attend university in the UK. Both island groups are UK overseas territories, and receive British TV, news etc, but I'm not sure that's much preparation for actually living in a country where we call a settlement of 4000 people a "village".

There remoteness also gives them unique flora and fauna

Unmatched: OMG! Ponies!

[ndogg]

OMG! Ponies! is still the best April Fools Slashdot has ever done. I do wish they would at least repeat it.

Re:

[D'Arque Bishop]

That wasn't a joke. That was a prophecy.

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[Em Adespoton]

Interestingly, while OMG Ponies! is on-topic for the Dothraki, there's the huge question of how a language used solely by hydrophobes could possibly work as a functional language on an ISLAND....

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[Kethinov]

Alas ye olde pinkdot, we barely knew ye. Return unto us hither in a better life, anew. [slashdot.org]

Joke?

[uvajed_ekil]

Was this supposed to be funny? I thought it was April Fools' Day, not April Annoying Stupid Shit Day (AASS Day).

ORFG NCEVY SBBYF RIRE9 XRRC HC GUR TBBQ JBEX

[UK Boz]

ORFG NCEVY SBBYF RIRE9 XRRC HC GUR TBBQ JBEX

Please let this not be an AFD joke

[kerohazel]

"they have taken to large scale LARPing across the entire archipelago with pretty much the entire population taking part."

Until this very moment, I never thought I could use the word "LARP" and "cool" in the same sentence, but this sounds pretty cool.

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[slashmojo]

Does indeed sound like it could be a blast.. not that I've ever tried LARPing but still, if they have dragons AND women (not bearded men in a medieval dress) then I am there.. maybe.