HPE's Haven OnDemand Offers 'Machine Learning As a Service'

An anonymous reader writes: Hewlett Packard Enterprise has announced its HPE Haven OnDemand machine learning service to bring Big Data analytics to mainstream developers. "HPE Haven OnDemand democratizes Big Data by bringing the power of machine learning, traditionally reserved for high-end, highly trained data scientists, to the mainstream developer community," said exec Colin Mahony. "Now, anyone can leverage our easy to use cloud-based service to harness the rich variety of data available today to build applications that produce new insights, differentiate businesses, delight customers and deliver competitive advantage." The platform, which is hosted on Microsoft's Azure platform, features more than 60 advanced ML APIs and services to help developers build data-driven applications including mobile, enterprise, consumer, desktop and Internet of Things projects. The APIs provide capabilities such as "prediction, face-detection, speech-to-text, and knowledge graph analysis for a wide range of data formats, including text, audio, image, social, web and video," the company said.

Gonna need a referee over here

[Anonymous Coward]

How many buzzwords can you count in the summary?

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[Sax Russell 5449D29A]

Enough for a BINGO.

My sincere advice to everyone: stay as far away from HPE as you possibly can. They mean trouble.

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[K. S. Kyosuke]

Business Intelligence Network for Global Organizations?

...anyone can leverage our easy to use cloud-based

[turkeydance]

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[PolygamousRanchKid]

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"Our check is in the mail,"

"Yours Truly,"

"HP"

Houston?

[l0n3s0m3phr34k]

There is no data center in Houston. There is one in Plano, but that's still 250 miles away. HPE just spent several million dollars refurbishing the Enterprise Command Center here in Tulsa...yet their still not using it for any of this? There's actually TWO data centers here, the Cherokee DC and the old SABRE DC that is two stories underground at the airport.

Leverage X to harness Y in order to delight ZzZz..

[orledrat]

One does NOT have to be a "high end, highly trained data scientist" to hook up some scripts and offload their processing to EC2/Azure/Beowulf-of-the-Month. I have seen junior students do this, with ease, and we all know they have trouble with anything of slight-to-moderate difficulty such cooking a passable meal or forming a proper sentence.

Oh well, I thought this would be about High-Pressure Electrolysis. :(

Hmm

[orledrat]

I have seen junior students do this, with ease, and we all know they have trouble with anything of slight-to-moderate difficulty such cooking a passable meal or forming a proper sentence.

Hmm, there to be missing a word in there. Yep.. still a student.